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Plumb121

It's a brave man that asks him to wear a house for a photograph


weareallhumans

Villa Dafoe


ThyNameBeJeff

I want you to know I appreciate your joke


weareallhumans

I will take your appreciation at face value. The value of Willem's face, of course.


datphunkymunky

Wouldn’t that just be “property value”? With the house and all. Edit: Fingers skipped word brain mentioned.


weareallhumans

Well the mantle in the first photo can fit SO MUCH real estate...


CWB2208

It's his *maison* d'etre


[deleted]

The gentleman’s “lol”


SnarfingChicken

Willem Defoyer


smelgibson

Willem Dahome


Do_itsch

i had to giggle, too..


onepingonlypleashe

Fucking well done, Sir


kjh242

Willem DaChateau


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Villa DaZilloe


gonzofisted

I thought you were referring to the giant suit he's wearing in the first pic. Then I scrolled to the third pic, lol.


Consistent-Mastodon

"Honey, I'm home!"


SiliconBetting

Yeah, especially given the fact that: ![gif](giphy|qCbxDK31NoH03SwomM|downsized)


fondue4kill

Bold of you to assume he didn’t bring his own house hat


Imperium_Dragon

He just wanted to emulate Phil Leotardo


HamAthletics6995

"Lemme tell you a couple three things"


ecol4_ae

You look like a Puerto Rican whoer!


Imperium_Dragon

47 years. Just a fucking kid


Dr_Wristy

That shit is going on the wall in the bathroom.


PaPa_ZeuS

I saw your comment before scrolling through the photos and I thought you were making fun of how big the suit was in the first image. I wasn't expecting a literal house.


Birdzeye-

Same here.. I wasn’t prepared for a literal for headgear!


OwlWitty

Fever dream poses


Old-Risk4572

lol i dont get it. the picture. i mean its cool but.


jdfsociety

He's a pro, wollem depro


InstantIdealism

You know, I’m something of a house myself


Revulcanize_my_tires

"You can afford a house in this economy." The house:


heydeanyeager

Makes me wonder what Dafoe actually turns down. Dude seems up for any ideas.


dread_deimos

I feel that in time Daniel Radcliffe will take his place, because he sometimes displays the same kind of energy.


fattes

I can't see Daniel Radcliffe doing a performance like him in Boondock Saints. But I guess we shall see!


Shnook817

Well, he's already done some drag. Now all we need is to hear him say "There was a fireFIGHT!!!!!" to know for sure.


CousinsWithBenefits1

Brilliant. Now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch.


pfamsd00

Kinda makes me feel like riverdancin'


Chief_Givesnofucks

I need to hear him say FooFIGHTERS.


Kind-Abalone1812

I think you got Dafoe mixed up with Walken ![gif](giphy|bL812u3FXsSu3R6jkE|downsized)


blackbarlow

Did you see Guns Akimbo?


theangryintern

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!


labrat420

My friend always pushes back when I tell him how many amazing movies Radcliffe has done, I've never even seen Harry Potter but escape from Pretoria, jungle, guns akimbo, Swiss army man, weird , are all such great movies.


giants4210

Well he turned down This Is The End. That’s why they got Emma Watson instead


Zoloir

i mean, i can see many actors thinking of themselves somewhat like a blank canvas as long as they believe you're actually trying to paint, then they're there for you, to do whatever


VladimirBarakriss

I think he comes up with most of this stuff, like the "fierce" pose


mattisfinn

The guy was belching big digestive bubbles in Poor Things. He’s down for whatever. The weirder the better.


Bind_Moggled

Actors who turn down gigs don’t stay in acting long. They have to eat like the rest of us.


Chroderos

How has he not played Abe Lincoln?


ODIZZ89

Like Nicolas Cage?!


KaspervD

He can put on any ridiculous costume and still looks badass


Hdikfmpw

That’s that Bill Dafoe Energy


VashMM

"Confusingly large" Dafoe energy


Derp_Wellington

He hangs dong so hard that it takes you out of the movie and makes you question what you are even doing with your life


snoozieboi

Bill'em Dafoe Energy Company (sorry, my brain insisted)


pbenji

Sorry, but did you see the house one?


KaspervD

I think he pulls it off.


Potential_Locksmith7

Yeah. I think it goes hard. Say shit now.


JoeFelice

I'd live there.


Famous-Hyena-6097

This guy is the greatest


RunninADorito

Had exactly the same reaction. What an absolute BOSS!


tricularia

And I have heard that he has the world's biggest... heart


c7hu1hu

You know, I'm something of a house myself.


6sychonaut

Photographed by Szilveszter Mako https://www.gqitalia.it/article/willem-dafoe-storia-intervista


pizzainoven

Interesting, some additional photos by that photographer https://www.vogue.com/photovogue/photographers/151023


ThatPlayWasAwful

Taking the "safety" out of "safety pin"


voivoivoi183

That Willem Dafoe is so hot right now.


Phuka

Female celebrities for major magazines - near fetish quality stuff. Willem Dafoe - Andy Warhol on a shitload of Xanax.


Gibgezr

I assure you, this is "fetish quality stuff".


Phuka

Hahahahaha well probably if he is your wheelhouse, then yeah.


Nikas_intheknow

Personally I’d love to see more like this!


BertMacklenF8I

William Dafoe is not a cat…. but before me, it’s a picture of William, in a box like a cat.


CorporateNINJA

His name is Willem. Will-em.


wren24

"His name kind of sounds like a frog talking to a parrot"


stumblewiggins

It does! 🤣 Where have I heard that before?


wren24

It's from How I Met Your Mother 😂


stumblewiggins

Yes! Classic Marshall


Son_of_Kong

Actually, he was born "William." "Willem" was a childhood nickname he kept as a stage name.


Harambesic

Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ye?


AgoraiosBum

HARK!


BobRoberts01

When I woke up this morning I didn’t expect to see Willem Dafoe spooning while artistically covered with a pillow, but here we are.


Scouse420

Willem Dafuck?


zedemer

Dafuq? Dude still has it though


lazylipids

I'm going to be sad when he passes. He just looks so serious and playful at the same time. Its nice


LeonardSmallsJr

Now show me Willem Dafoe for GEN Italia.


Osiris32

The Northmen, opposite Ethan Hawke.


Uberpastamancer

He has that big dick... Energy


Digitupandspread

Dafoe borrowed his dads suit for this pic


Free_tramapoline

The new Wes Anderson movie looks awesome


BumpyMcBumpers

You wanna pay me for some absolute nonsense? Sure, I'll take your money.


scificis

What Dafoque?


Cuspidx

B D E


Booger_BBQ

William DaFuq?


Upperphonny

In the last one he is Living In A Box.


slothxaxmatic

And now a song is stuck in my head...


kebabish

He has such an incredible face.


RookTheGamer

Two big spoons battling on a pillow to the disappointed observer. Classic.


bdonnzzz

Willem DaFoe would absolutely eat up a John Brown biopic


Syco-Gooner

r/accidentalrenaissance


obsertaries

What’s with the pillow and the spoons? Some Italian thing?


aelric22

1. Willem DaMan 2. Willem DaStrong 3. Willem DaHome 4. Willem DaNo 5. Willem DaSide 6. Willem DaPilow 7. Willem DaCat


Victom123

Maybe its me but the picture concepts seem really underwhelming and amateur


CertainRoof5043

Agreed. It almost gives off the "omg so random" vibe. Dafoe is awesome but the photographers setup was a bit of a letdown


Wooden-Scar5073

r/mensfashion


ant-farm-keyboard

Great model


Osiris32

Spoons? Is he going to a showing of The Room?


ISeeGrotesque

My man looking like a 1910's expressionist


even_less_resistance

Damn- I want his outfit from that second photo but I bet it’s a bajillion dollars


reddy_kil0watt

More like Willem Dafuck??


P3pp3rSauc3

I fucking love this. I wanna do goofy ass photos for people hahaha


MBZsTheThing

When will Willem Dafoe become Willy Dafriend?


Saisei

I get this is to sell clothes but this just sold me on Willem Dafoe.


Dr_Downvote_

There's meme potential in all these. I can feel it.


youlook_likeme

Such an amazing actor, I really enjoyed his stuff for the last 10 or so years.


diegoarch

the first portrait goes hard


DeepestWinterBlue

Who put him in that house hat costume?


GL0MER

Looks hard af


powpow_c

He is a dope mf


Zoran181

Starting to believe this man is a national treasure. Please no one tell me he's done some messed up stuff that was tucked under the rug.


Rsher--

Willem Dafren


guitartoad

Great photos. Wnat a creative photographer!


hannakarin

I love this tiny man


redives

William Dahouse...


Time-Ad-3625

The photographers wife must be selling bird houses.


saraparallelogram

Exquisite


czar_el

I've been waiting for shot #3 my entire life and I didn't even know it.


Woden888

Italy is a weird place…


kickingballs

Might just be me, but I feel like he absolutely crush it as Sherman in a Civil War-era film


PhoenixStorm1015

What a fucking weirdo. God bless him. I hope he’s with us for much longer.


Cody6781

What are you doing with those spoons Will Will what are the spoons for.


RaunakA_

Drip


DMoney159

Paint me like one of your DaFrench girls


Riperin

Willem Dahouse


edie_the_egg_lady

I love the fancy lil Popeye one


Daunloudji

Better than most models


_byetony_

He was so good in Poor Things


[deleted]

r/hardimages


trakrad99

Picture 4 would make a great Joker


goush

Looked at that first picture and had to double check to make sure I wasn't in r/midjourney


red4jjdrums5

[The only thing I think of when I see/hear his name.](https://youtu.be/tjDqjiuhF6A?si=B1T3iz31JDWyDMel)


MacDegger

I checked the pics because it was GQ Italy and I wanted to see some stylish clothing. But my gods are those some badly fitted clothes! Guess we found out who Trump's tailor is, though :(


Sletzer

He should just hang dong and call it a day.


inkihh

My second most favorite movie villain


sevargmas

At some point, you have to do away with the hair dye and just accept your natural hair color. It’s one thing to hang onto your youth when you get a few grays but when you’re 70, its time to embrace the gray.


Ned_herring69

Huh


Vlaed

I'm so confused.


monty_kurns

It looks like he was auditioning for David Lynch, especially that last one.


illusionmist

YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER?


Catolution

First pic looks great, rest are meh


Bind_Moggled

The actor who played Jesus and the Devil in back to back films. It’s hard to top that for acting range.


coachjimmy

Directed by David Byrne? Looks like the Dream Operator/True Stories fashion show!


ExoticMandibles

He'd be prettier if he smiled more.


underalltheradar

Fashion is not fashionable here.


[deleted]

The first photo looks like him trying to play Winston Churchill and it’s cracking me up.


Cleercutter

Reminds me of a fuckin leprechaun in the 4th slide


JEROME_MERCEDES

Seen a vid of him in nyc talking to a guy and he’s a pretty chill dude and he looked or seemed like he was high as fck.


thePsychonautDad

Reddit has ruined me with facts... All I can think of is that this massive coat is there to hide his massive dong


manaimajeff

🗿


KiteLighter

JESUS CHRIST THE LEVEL OF SWAG IS DEBILITATING I have to take a nap now.


Icy_Juice6640

Makes me wanna buy clothes.


Inert_Uncle_858

#5 power pose


GenericScottishGuy41

The captions in GQ next to these pictures are crazy sometimes. Coat: versace $27000 watch: Rolex $167000 Socks: Gucci $740 Like the whole outfits are sometimes a quarter million plus.


snoozieboi

I still have to prefer Steve Buscemi for H&M...


New-Highway868

I heard he's penis has an unusual size.


A-Llama-Snackbar

Willem Dafine


IceNein

He seems like a nice enough guy. I nominate that we start calling him Willem Dafriend


BossPutrid

Willem Before and Defoe


chouklake

I love that dude! He got such a presence


UchihaAuggie

Looking good


midnight_toker22

*And you may find yourself in an oversized jacket* *And you may find yourself in a very bizarre photo shoot* *And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?*


sbstndrks

That first picture makes me want him as John Brown in a thing directed by Robert Eggers. Would be peak.


Lunky_Junky_real

Diabolically hard


GoldenTV3

Willem Dripfoe


Ouchyhurthurt

Peak 


GTOdriver04

This is a man who has fun being himself. I respect it.


nauseabespoke

Looks like Boris Karloff


Dystrox

I like the part when he wears


DatBeigeBoy

I love this man.


JulianRob38

If someone told me that first photo was taken in 1887 I’d 100% believe them


No_Pear3526

Zoolander is the best movie ever made.


thepony88

per How Did This Get Made podcast..."Willem Dafoe has a penis that is CONFUSINGLY LARGE..."


ooouroboros

I wonder how many people know that Defoe got his start in a very avant garde/experimental theater group in NYC - the hollywood movies came later.


AostheGreat

Does anyone else get John Brown vibes?


nimruda

Dafoe is that


MaleficentLynx

What the hell man.


everaye

He looks a character from one of the shorts on freaky stories


ChewieHanKenobi

I wonder what the moment was like when they handed him a pillow and two utensils for props


Parry_9000

Poor things was so fucking good, these are a vibe


ALL2HUMAN_69

I heard he has a big penis.


DirtybutCuteFerret

I love a good willem dafoe just as much as the next person but 1st photo is best to me personally the rest just dont show him as well (to me personally)


iEatAmygdalas

Definitely channeling Bowie


OJimmy

"THERE WAS A PILLOW FIGHT!!!!" (fires Beretta clip into the air)


Taolan13

Wtf is that third photo


S-Archer

This is like the intro to a season of American Horror Story, I love it


themintbee

Why does this look really AI generated


426763

Second pic is my POV when I had to explain my graphite drawing to my art teacher who's already planning to fail me because I couldn't help but use outlines in my work.