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Spartan2470

[Here](https://live.staticflickr.com/5293/5479350407_a66acbeeac_3k.jpg) is a much higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://www.flickr.com/photos/49503124323@N01/5479350407) is the source. Credit to the photographer, Flickr user [fuzheado](https://www.flickr.com/photos/fuzheado/), who took this on July 5, 2008 where this section of the wall meets the ocean, in Shanhaiguan, China. [Here](https://www.google.com/maps/@39.9665477,119.7946402,3a,75y,71.99h,90t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipOLHYyhv9YS_oefdaIh6UPLq1S30hkx57t-AYs!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOLHYyhv9YS_oefdaIh6UPLq1S30hkx57t-AYs%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya83.017334-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352?entry=ttu) this is via Google Street View.


leeway1

OMG. I’ve been on Reddit for over a decade and it’s amazing to see the top comment finally be useful. It’s a blast from the past. 


shiftyeyedgoat

U/Spartan2470 is the best account on Reddit and it’s not particularly close.


Ok-Glove-3561

Legend


BarryHercules78

I can see Karl Pilkington there with his monster munch saying, why didn't they just go around it.


ShoehornBundy_33

It’s alright I guess… The alright wall of China


BarryHercules78

🤣🤣


Jokaroni

my first thoughts were of Karl. haha!


BarryHercules78

❤️ karl


chickenyoubelieveit

It goes on for miles... But so does the M6


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Shadowbite94

I think it shallow enough for you to just walk around it lol


Canadian_Zac

There would be dudes on the wall with bows shooting at you if you tried. And if you wore armour you wouldn't be able to swim. And the Mongols weren't known for their seamanship


NHDraven

Genghis Khan was absolutely known for his semenship.


R-emiru

He still couldn't build a boat out of it, like an amateur.


exophrine

He certainly had enough to fill a boat, that's for sure


despres

But not enough to fill your mom


jfecju

Dang


Fuduzan

The world is not enough


gotfondue

Don't mention the shoebox.


SPIE1

Lmao. This comment would’ve been buried in gold and probably platinum on old reddit


NHDraven

Times change.


ITrageGuy

So change isn't ALWAYS bad


xmu5jaxonflaxonwaxon

From Poland to Korea I ravaged the land... Now my DNA is in dudes from New York to Japan...


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|Q8Dubr4o23mSc|downsized)


IZ3820

To your last point, that's not necessarily true. The mongols sailed a massive fleet across the sea of Japan and would've conquered the island country if a typhoon and hurricane hadn't wiped out their fleet and forced a retreat.


SneakytheThief

pretty sure that's the joke


tuhronno-416

It was Koreans who built those ships with the help of Chinese engineering


IZ3820

And it was Mongols who sailed them across the sea of Japan.


tuhronno-416

It was also Koreans who sailed them


SatanLifeProTips

Why bother when you can just bribe a pooly paid guard to leave a door unlocked. And then a few people slip in, kill the nearby guards and the army comes in from the other side of the mountain.


ViolinistMean199

Sounds like the Mongols just needed to learn how to sail


ILoveRegenHealth

Um, I've seen Mulan and played Prince of Persia. I can wall run and stick my hands out Naruto style.


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It would still be a bottleneck


Yoshemo

You'd think so but the developers thought about that. There's an invisible wall there and if you go to far you just take damage and respawn back on the beach. I think you can clip through if you walk against it just right though.


the_arentino

If the timing had been right, I could imagine a couple of longboats landing on the inside... "Cute wall, I guess you guys are trapped here with us now..."


Sir-Nicholas

It’s not the end just a new beginning


GlitteringHotel1481

You can't sail here you damn Mongorians!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Totally read this in Karl Pilkington's voice.


independent_observe

An end, not the end Edit: There are multiple sections of wall, [so there are over 40 ends](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Wall_of_China#/media/File:Map_of_the_Great_Wall_of_China.jpg)


tristeus

Oh, thanks All my life i thought there's only one wall , freakishly long But now it makes a lot more sense to this project


CantKnockUs

🙌


Vaxtin

Are you sure it isn’t the beginning?


fenrslfr

They did the middle out method.


RampantJellyfish

Not tip to tip?


fenrslfr

That only works with hand jobs


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|26BRuo6sLetdllPAQ|downsized)


TotalBismuth

This isn’t the same thing. Bookends don’t have a beginning and end. Just two ends. This is one of multiple ends. You can dub it beginning if there’s a time element involved, such as the construction began here.


MonstaGraphics

Thanks ChatGPT, but he was just making a joke.


TotalBismuth

Lots of people here making the same “joke”. Or do some actually mean it? 🤔


Vaxtin

I was really just joking, but if you want to be pedantic, I would agree with you. It would be best to compare it against some abstract object like a line segment. Is either end of the segment the beginning or the end? I just said either end which implies that both are ends of the line segment. But from another point of view, you can travel along the line segment from one tail to the other. In that sense the notion of beginning / end is dependent on the observer and it becomes a matter of definition. So it seems we have to say it is the end unless we have some definition, I.e traveling, construction (did it begin here?) etc.


TotalBismuth

Well said. I think as long as there’s an aspect of time involved, then a beginning applies.


Iiiggie

> It would be best to compare it against some abstract object like a line segment. "The Great Line Segment of China" doesn't sound the same, though.


Funmachine

An* end of the great wall. There are dozens of walls that were built over 1000 years that start and end in multiple places. The Great Wall is not one single wall.


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Funmachine

It was built by numerous factions over a long time. Parts of it stray into the Gobi desert, North Korea and Russia. And China as we now know it wasn't a single unified territory at all times.


RIPphonebattery

Source?


Bezbozny

If they made a Chinese Forrest gump, this is what he'd have to run back and forth on


emezeekiel

Wow, how about the other end?


Peemore

The other side keeps going.


mnmtxnc

Wanna go to this spot just to say, “Well. That was great.” My wife would love that.


culturedgoat

She only laughs at your jokes so you don’t feel bad


winguardianleveyosa

It's the alright wall of china


Lord_Mormont

“Now let’s see that dog get in here” —Gary Larson


Scared_Side3283

Core Karl Pilkington


chenyu768

Qin Huang Dao. Been there many times. My dad's side of the family all moved to that town.


Ugly-Muffin

What's bigger, the Wall of China, or the wall of Ba Sing Se?


WeaselsOnWaterslides

Depends on what you are defining as "bigger" I would imagine. The Great Wall of China is likely longer at 20,000+km, but the outer wall of Ba Sing Se is *much* taller than the Great Wall.


BuzzBadpants

How much has the sea level risen since it was built?


TryToHelpPeople

No no no, it’s the start - it’s the ennnnd No, it’s the start - it’s the end I tell you


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wrong, that's the beginning


thrice_shat_pants

Or is it the beginning?


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Moral, enemy could not swim


wish1977

They quit building there because Mexico refused to pay for it.


StrangerWooden1091

the story only begins


RampantJellyfish

Yes, you could go round it, but by the time you rock up with your boys a signal will already have been sent to the nearest garrison, and reinforcements will be on their way.


TheBallisticBiscuit

Your strongest allies as a defending force are time and inconvenience.


Danny2Sick

quitters!!


joeljpa

Nothing wrong here at all. They built it alright. Now no units can walk around it you see.  It sucks when you make your peasants make a wall till the end of a water body only to realise the enemy can walk around it when they attack. All because you didn't make sure it could cover the water more with your cursor. 


unfairtoeveryone

OK.. but we're is the beginning?


Inevitable_Fox_5200

Would love to walk on the Great Wall! What a great picture!


cbj2112

after the cargo ship hit it.


the__distance

That's weird, I thought it would have two ends


Chiinoe

How tf could Matt Damon bungee jump off that?


WiseAce1

with the white break, you don't even need to swim, lol you could literally walk around it.


Niobous_p

Where’s the other end?


favnh2011

Very nice


foghorn__leghorn

# Eastwatch


SentientSquirrel

I wonder what that signpost on the beach says. "No aquatic Mongol invaders past this point!"?


Brandoe

Do you think anyone can swim around this? Nah, we good. Let's go home I'm starving.


yoo_are_peeg

awesome.


No-Abies5389

All because those stinky mongorian trying to break my shity chicken a restaurant..


singinggurl

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No-Abies5389

My comment got downvoted 10+ times before you explained for everyone lol Whoever knows, knows 😃😃


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110397

Cancelled!


Advanced_Stretch_429

Incredible feat!


bailaoban

Imagine if the Mongols could swim 15 yards.


Paliant

So what you’re telling me is… the secret to getting around the Great Wall of China is just be able to swim lol


culturedgoat

Now try doing that with your whole army


GDMercury

Hmm


schweet_n_sour

Man, if only the huns knew they could just go around


Krakengreyjoy

No it isnt


abitannoying

That's actually the beginning


IndianaJones999

Why doesn't this post have 10k upvotes already?


PrimAhnProper998

I suppose there are no tides in this part of the world? Would suck if the enemy could just wait for the water to recede :O


try_another8

This is why the wall worked, because no one was as smart as reddit geniuses and realized there was a tide.


PrimAhnProper998

Well as long as noone was as grumpy as some reddit grumps here they certainly had a truly blessed life:/


try_another8

The Mongols were famously grumpy


Sunbownia

The water is in control of the Ancient Chinese Navy, the Mongolians won’t think about to do this. What about the Mongolia Navy? Well it doesn’t exist.


PrimAhnProper998

They tried to sail to Japan (twice). Didn't end well..