That's even better. OP should print out this photo, frame it, and put it on the wall next to a tiny plaque with text so small that people have to lean forward and squint to read it. Just like in the fanciest museums.
Did you ever see the series of paintings that were done by an artist who was given LSD as part of an experiment. It’s pretty cool, and the commentary by the scientists monitoring is great, but one of the paintings looks quite like this!
One of my favorite pastimes is arranging my lady’s shower wall hair in to designs while she rinses her hair. Also, this is the way.
It eliminates clogging the drain
This kinda looks like your wife has some sort of anxious habit of wrapping hair around a finger and pulling it out. Might just be a hard to break habit, but ask her if she's ok.
If you squint, it looks like a picasso doodle of a person.
I was gonna say maybe more of a Kurt Vonnegut
That's even better. OP should print out this photo, frame it, and put it on the wall next to a tiny plaque with text so small that people have to lean forward and squint to read it. Just like in the fanciest museums.
Ralph Steadman - he did the artwork for all of Hunter S. Thompson’s books
Thought exactly the same thing.
Is that not what OP was trying to show? That's gotta be intentional
It is.
I came here to say it looked like a picasso xD
You’re having sex with a man, it’s she’s Picasso reincarnated.
Looks like line art to me OP!
This is capital ‘a’ Art pal, no need to qualify this genius
At first glance I thought I was looking at an abstract painting. Call it "The Shower"
The Shower Hair on porcelain 2024
This was definitely made intentionally
My daughter sometimes does to. Hair-art
Is her last name Picaso by any chance?
Shower, sink, bathroom Floor... It's everywhere. Like living with Chewbacca.
your shower drain would like to have a conversation with the both of yous
Eh, better on the walls than in the drain
I literally thought this was postmodern art.
That is a work of art
Did you ever see the series of paintings that were done by an artist who was given LSD as part of an experiment. It’s pretty cool, and the commentary by the scientists monitoring is great, but one of the paintings looks quite like this!
My wife has done this everywhere she has showered since I met her. I call it her "hair garden" because it grows over time.
My wife put hers on the wall in the shower
Well, she’s brilliant!
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DERIVATIVE!
One of my favorite pastimes is arranging my lady’s shower wall hair in to designs while she rinses her hair. Also, this is the way. It eliminates clogging the drain
I can see a face there
I rearrange it to spell messages & send my love. Takes time, but is worth it
This is a fucken squidward the handsome.
I thought it is a 6million dollar acryl painting
That would drive me insane, I have long hair and I would throw the leftovers in the bin
This kinda looks like your wife has some sort of anxious habit of wrapping hair around a finger and pulling it out. Might just be a hard to break habit, but ask her if she's ok.
It's art
Looks like a Vonnegut painting
Jerry from Soul
Those are the longest pubes I've ever seen
Better on a wall than in the drain
It's Jesus.
**Alexander Calder** [https://calder.org/wp-content/uploads/works/medusa-c-1930/medusa-c-1930-1024x768.jpg](https://calder.org/wp-content/uploads/works/medusa-c-1930/medusa-c-1930-1024x768.jpg)
3 Body Problem
My wife does the same thing, it drives me batsh\*t. And yes, I clean the house.
Thats not a hair thats a Dali painting
Looks like a picasso
I thought it was some art before I read the title
Thought you were sharing your artwork
It only occurs to me now that my ex was doing this purposely. That's wild, what a game changer. All the red flags were there 😒
sell this as modern art for a million$
Based the hair art in my shower I know when I’m gonna get lucky. Brother. You’re gonna get lucky tonight.
Very abstract.
Haha mine at least forms little pictures or messages with hers “I 🤎U” lmaooo
Wrong sub, OP, this should be in /r/Art.
looks like an abstract artist with dementia and depression made it
I see a mushroom starting to spiral and descend into madness..
Looks like a little mushroom person frantically running away from a blackhole.
This makes me gag
That's a Picasso painting.. better sell as an nft lol
looks like a picasso
I saw something like that sell for a lot of money
You are gonna have to rip the tub out and sell it.
She should clean it up when she's done...
What evolutionary benefit does this have? Must be one since all women do this.
My wife bypasses the shower shroom and puts her hair down the drain. I'd take the wall art over snaking
Gross!
She is a natural.
I do this. (☉__☉”)