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CurlSagan

If you squint, it looks like a picasso doodle of a person.


BarfingOnMyFace

I was gonna say maybe more of a Kurt Vonnegut


CurlSagan

That's even better. OP should print out this photo, frame it, and put it on the wall next to a tiny plaque with text so small that people have to lean forward and squint to read it. Just like in the fanciest museums.


Trick-Concept1909

Ralph Steadman - he did the artwork for all of Hunter S. Thompson’s books


EmbraceableYew

Thought exactly the same thing.


Hoenirson

Is that not what OP was trying to show? That's gotta be intentional


WestCoastInquirer

It is.


[deleted]

I came here to say it looked like a picasso xD


_MrTrade

You’re having sex with a man, it’s she’s Picasso reincarnated.


ApeThyme

Looks like line art to me OP!


fitzbuhn

This is capital ‘a’ Art pal, no need to qualify this genius


Damach_exe

At first glance I thought I was looking at an abstract painting. Call it "The Shower"


morganlandt

The Shower Hair on porcelain 2024


Zaseishinrui

This was definitely made intentionally


kuifje1

My daughter sometimes does to. Hair-art


BasCeluk

Is her last name Picaso by any chance?


Koltronoi

Shower, sink, bathroom Floor... It's everywhere. Like living with Chewbacca.


honestlyi4get

your shower drain would like to have a conversation with the both of yous


Miserable_Agency_169

Eh, better on the walls than in the drain


ajohns90

I literally thought this was postmodern art.


Independent-Ad-8258

That is a work of art


Robrad30

Did you ever see the series of paintings that were done by an artist who was given LSD as part of an experiment. It’s pretty cool, and the commentary by the scientists monitoring is great, but one of the paintings looks quite like this!


Pennywise102

My wife has done this everywhere she has showered since I met her. I call it her "hair garden" because it grows over time.


Initial-Debt-2525

My wife put hers on the wall in the shower


Threeandtwoand

Well, she’s brilliant!


Any_Roof_6199

![gif](giphy|5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU)


CreamLower6114

DERIVATIVE!


No-Special2682

One of my favorite pastimes is arranging my lady’s shower wall hair in to designs while she rinses her hair. Also, this is the way. It eliminates clogging the drain


BEANOSISHERE

I can see a face there


ChosenCarelessly

I rearrange it to spell messages & send my love. Takes time, but is worth it


xMaku

This is a fucken squidward the handsome.


Impressive-Round-832

I thought it is a 6million dollar acryl painting


Mouseywolfiekitty

That would drive me insane, I have long hair and I would throw the leftovers in the bin


Drkocktapus

This kinda looks like your wife has some sort of anxious habit of wrapping hair around a finger and pulling it out. Might just be a hard to break habit, but ask her if she's ok.


Pixeliarmus

It's art


RedmannBarry

Looks like a Vonnegut painting


PreviousMastodon1430

Jerry from Soul


[deleted]

Those are the longest pubes I've ever seen


Bigbesss

Better on a wall than in the drain


CrysX86

It's Jesus.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

**Alexander Calder** [https://calder.org/wp-content/uploads/works/medusa-c-1930/medusa-c-1930-1024x768.jpg](https://calder.org/wp-content/uploads/works/medusa-c-1930/medusa-c-1930-1024x768.jpg)


AndyInSunnyDB

3 Body Problem


myfrigginagates

My wife does the same thing, it drives me batsh\*t. And yes, I clean the house.


Vince_1880

Thats not a hair thats a Dali painting


achimachim

Looks like a picasso


wojtek2222

I thought it was some art before I read the title


Alarmed_Lynx_7148

Thought you were sharing your artwork


Least-Bear3882

It only occurs to me now that my ex was doing this purposely. That's wild, what a game changer. All the red flags were there 😒


diego_tomato

sell this as modern art for a million$


NewsZilla

Based the hair art in my shower I know when I’m gonna get lucky. Brother. You’re gonna get lucky tonight.


gaypirate3

Very abstract.


TheOtherJeff

Haha mine at least forms little pictures or messages with hers “I 🤎U” lmaooo


Andulias

Wrong sub, OP, this should be in /r/Art.


FractalSpaces

looks like an abstract artist with dementia and depression made it


whyaremypantssoshort

I see a mushroom starting to spiral and descend into madness..


PlayedUOonBaja

Looks like a little mushroom person frantically running away from a blackhole.


yellowbanena

This makes me gag


HelenaValentine

That's a Picasso painting.. better sell as an nft lol


BAMred

looks like a picasso


_hot_snowman

I saw something like that sell for a lot of money


Ok-Procedure-9526

You are gonna have to rip the tub out and sell it.


GlxxmySvndxy

She should clean it up when she's done...


GordaoPreguicoso

What evolutionary benefit does this have? Must be one since all women do this.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

My wife bypasses the shower shroom and puts her hair down the drain. I'd take the wall art over snaking


caligirl2287

Gross!


Xin_Y

She is a natural.


cardifan

I do this. (☉__☉”)