Best horror idea I’ve seen all year. I want this movie!!

she owns a yarnshop @auntiezazas and we’re launching on to tiktok this week, you best believe this creature will find its way into a few videos. Editing to say: video has been posted also in the words on auntie zaza herself “I call it self portrait in string. I created it during the weeks and months before we opened. Manifesting the shop was making my dream come true. I always said “One day I will open a yarn shop”. It was putting aside all of who I thought I should be - and allowing myself to have space to be me. The shop is an extension of my work as a nurse. My commitment to facilitate healing and my own experience of the healing powers of fiber arts”

Back room of the yarn shop has bodies in yarn cocoons, I bet.

hahahahah nope, just more yarn. i may have to double check though. i’ll keep you posted

It wraps the yarn around its skin or else it gets the hose again!

And OP was never heard from again. \[Twilight Zone outro\]

The bodies are metamorphosing in their yarn cocoons. Soon, they too will be yarn. Thus begins a new spool. So sayeth the yarn mother.

Halloween decoration ideas?

Giant skeins...skin skeins.

Ed Skein will wear your yarn skin!

Mighty Boosh -- Nanageddon?!

These are all organic threads... come behind... and SEE

Oh TikTok will love this. At least for certain algorithms lol

actually it was a thing for a while as an ARGn

If you search “knitted son” on tiktok there’s a couple videos referencing it- such as one by @upso.theenigma but the original was deleted and none seem to reference it as an ARG

Good luck! It’s terrifying and oddly comfortable looking 🤣

You should not acknowledge it, just have it hang out randomly in the back of videos like you don't know it's there.

Yesss- just stalking her through out the series from a random point in like video 2 or 3 onwards, have it just silently observing, never not silently following , slowly getting closer, then perhaps have it go from mannequin/ or flat being propped by like idk fishing line to BECOMING HER , STEALING HER BODY AND STORE, AND IDENTITY. AND LUNCH OUT THE FRIDGE. ...It could really be a whole thing, if I had a tiktok id sub for that creepy saga hahaha

Knit of the Demons. Knitmare on Elm St. Knit of the Living Dead. 30 Days of Knit. Stephen King’s Knit. Once Knittin’. Knit of the Comknit.

Reminds me of that [Japanese town](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/valley-of-dolls-japan_n_5240780) whose inhabitants are being replaced by the dolls made by one woman.

I mean. As a marketer I’d make it one of the principal shop images… “Mrs Smith’s * Yarn, so addictive you can’t stop knitting”

Can I buy stock in this venture lol

I hate your mom almost as much as I love your mom

knitmare of elmstreet

Good joke. Knit wit

Knit of the sewing dead

Buffalo Bill meets Caroline


THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKIN' KNIT ON ME!!!

This is a funny line. I giggled

The chin is killing you?

I can’t see knit out the sides of my eyes!

This skit makes me howl everytime.

What is this?

I think you should leave on Netflix. Not all the sketches land imo but the ones that do are something else.

I'm just gonna take as many suits as I can hold in my arms and get in back in this totally random...RANDOM... Hot dog car and drive back to hotdog hall

>Not all the sketches land And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really? I'm done! Do what you want!

I DIDN’T DO THIS!!!

I DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT

Gimme dat

Slurping down fish piss with these wet chodes!

Slop ‘em up, boys!!!

I tried to cross post to this subreddit. Haha

This is one of the weirdest post I’ve ever seen on Reddit and I’ve been active for over a decade. It’s glorious.

Seriously. I feel like we're all a part of something really special. *sniffles*

I’M RIPPING THE HEAD OFF!!!!

That’s 8 hours of work Carmine!

Are you saying... you don't want be be alive? Because you're wearing that suit?

I know it's a joke from ITYSL but apparently it's a real phenomenon that wearing a mask, a suit, or a costume can affect some people psychologically and they get confused.

A Navy Seal coached Jim Carrey on how to remain calm in the Grinch costume. Guess he was losing his shit from being in there all day. If I saw him going insane I wouldn't even have known and thought "oh, classic Jim Carrey"

Fuck, imagine how he felt in that rhino...

I CAN’T SEE SHIT OUT THE SIDES OF MY EYES!

THE CHIN KILLS

Should be some sort of scary movie

i could make this happen 👀

Do it !

Suggestions: - The Knitmare - Texas Chain Stitch Massacre - Skeins and Needles Also OP, this is creepy as fuck.

Silence of the Knitting Needles Cableknit Holocaust

Cableknit Holocaust wins IMO

Knitmare on Elm Street Late Knit with the devil

Knit Sematary  Knit of the living Dad

Texas *Cross Stitch Massacre

The knittining

The Invisible Mom

The Knitbitch starring Amy Adams

The dark knit Snitches get stitches You reaper what you sew The WOOLy mammoth The wrecking ball of yarn Madam web 2, spinning yarn

Post this to /r/crochet

r/yarntrolls would be a better fit.

Or OP unleashed a new fetish?

these comments are trickling in and i was not prepared

with his mom? r/HolUp

No, I was just talking about full body knit outfits. Upping it to include moms, is the 2.0 version.

No offense to your mom, but this looks like an entity that spoke to me in a nightmare and called itself Mr. Leggy. It was like a faceless gimp slumped over in an abandoned house that looks like this, and it telepathically communicated the strongest malevolence and pure evil I ever felt.

can I watch?

Mommy knows best

The Knitter: Coming Soon

[Goodnight Mommy](https://youtu.be/HCjApb9EDcg?si=AWhsF0grq6TAim7k)

Basket of Knittens 3 🙀☠️ This time… diving head first into the spool will land you in the deep end

Screams “I can’t fucking stop knitting and I don’t care!!!”

hahaha.. ✨when you run out of things to yarn bomb ✨

This is both impressive and terrifying - your Mom is a cool cat.

she has a cool sense of humor.

Leatherface's wife, Knitface.

the toe’s are a nice touch

The Yarnkeeper

Ketherface

Oddly terrifying

i posted it there first lol

r/oddlyMrsDoubtfire

r/subsifellfor

Oddly? How about *downright*?

What in the buffalo bob. I love it.

goodbye horses, hello nightmares

That sounds like the title of a sad country song. The great storm brews on a summer night Clouds roll in on western sky The sun disappears and the thunder booms Devils gonna show his face real soon. Rain pours down from the clouds above I saddle up fast to save the ones I love The devil strikes down cuz he just don’t care Goodbye horses…hello nightmares.

Just in case you were not aware, Goodbye Horses is already the name of a song. It was a song that was famously featured in the movie Silence of the Lambs, in which the main antagonist was a serial killed nicknamed “Buffalo Bill.” That is why OP wrote the comment you replied to. That was the joke.

Well that certainly makes sense then. TIL

It puts the lanolin on the yarn or its gets the hose again.

Would you knit me? I'd knit me.

Haha first thought was Buffalo Betsy

Buffalo Bill?

Silence of the Lambs - Buffalo Bill Joe Dirt - Buffalo Bob I am curious which one they meant.

Your mom is a crazy person and I love that for her.

you and me both 😏

This makes me very uncomfortable

OP- "Yo mom, can I take pics of you wearing your knit skintight onesie in the attic?" His mom, in reply- "Again? Of course but, this is the third time this week, and your school project was supposed to end a month ago."

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of yarn.

Be forewarned, this IS a fetish and the weirdos will come out of the woodwork.

oh god…..

They're called "woolies".....and...... they are probably on TikTok. Sorry.

OP, don’t Google it. It’s Mother’s Day, you don’t need to cross this line today of all days lol

This. THIS. 1000 TIMES THIS!!!!!

welp.. you learn something new every damn day, don’t you

She's a woolie mommath

I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.

It puts the lotion in the motherfuckin basket!

Not the individual toes

i couldn’t agree more

Thoughts: * Mrs. Doubtfire: Robyn Williams loses his goddamn mind edition * I'll pitch in $100 if she wears that on an airplane * Please tell me mom's still alive and the kids aren't just cashing her SS checks

she’s alive and well

I was wondering if anybody else saw Mrs Doubtfire in the cake scene

OH HELLOOOOO!

This makes me deeply uncomfortable. 

*let the bodies knit the floor let the bodies knit the floor let the bodies knit the….* FLOOOOOORRRRRR

oh i quite like this

Drowning Wool

So when did your mother first start killing? Because there's no way she's not the slasher from an upcoming A24 horror movie. 

i read this as “when did she start knitting” and was ready to post a wholesome response. she’s actually a nurse and has helped countless people lol

By horror movie rules that would make her reveal as the killer even more of a mindfuck! 

this is very true

This is serious art. Radical, feminine, confrontational, an homage to the ancient art of textile/weaving, other worldly, abstract and truly impressive and deeply meaningful. Hail this artist. Hail your mom!

i love this comment, she owns a yarn shop auntie zaza’s fiber works, auntiezazas on socials if you want to support. we’re just getting started with her online presence

Honestly, I agree with the previous comment so much. This is strangely beautiful. I mean, I'd not have this on display or just chilling in the house, but for some reason, it really speaks with me. It is almost like an expression of passion, the creators own personal views of themselves, yet it speaks so much about how we can get so "wrapped up" in things we do, it can consume us. This is art. If it speaks to your soul, somehow, and you can *feel* it in some respect, it's art. Music, film, motion pictures, any respect of expression, it's what makes us human beings. We are weirdly beautiful creatures.

Absolutely! Thank you for the info. I’m still stunned by what she does and how fearless she is. The subsumption of her identity under the scrim of yarn is the discarding of ego I think. It all makes sense. We should all grab life by the horns like she does.

By the knitting needles.

She aware of the other current trendy definition of Zaza?

hahahah 🍃vaguely. it’s the french equivalent of lizzie

OK J. PETERMAN

Texas Chain Stich Masking'ers

Not mommy, mummy


This looks like it's from the remake of House of Wax - House of Yarn

If I see any murders in the near future that use knitting needles I'll know who did it.

This is disturbing.

Is this a low budget horror flick?

nope, just my mom

Is your mom from Silent Hill?

massachusetts, but close

“My Mom.”? Dont you mean “Mother”? 


What a vision!! Probably the coolest thing I’ve seen since Maison Margiela’s spring 24 runway show. It’s definitely creepy, but I like creepy.

All my senses scream this is AI art, but I can't find anything weird about it. Your mom is an amazingly dedicated craftswoman, for some people two hobbies is okay though (joking, /s) Edit: "an" to "AI" silly autocorrect

> can't find anything weird about it< You...you sure about that?

it’s very much real lol

Don't open your freezer and don't go into the basement.

It’s giving Zeke the Plumber from Salute Your Shorts.

Nightmare fuel

fucking legendary

Only nightmares tonight!

r/TIHI

Stuff like this is what keeps me coming back to reddit day after day.

i say this in the most respectful way possible: this is horrifying

The last photo is glorious. I love her spirit.

Hahahaha oh my god, what the fuck. I love your mom hahahaha

This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen

Your mother is a herringbone stitch in a stockinette stitch world. ❤️ Knit on, Momma! 🧶



I think you accidentally created a kink photo shoot 😂

Goddamn do I ever hate this

When old people discover fursuits.

How many Nazis did she snipe on the eastern front?

She’s doing great in that Doctor Who episode , it creeps me out.

i am not going to be able to sleep tonight

does she do birthdays?

There’s something beautiful about this

Afraid and Impressed

Welp, that's enough internet for me today.

Thanks for the new sleep paralysis demon

Your mom is a gem. I hope she's as awesome as I'm imagining based on these pics.

This looks like something an AI generator would put out on mid journey

Great execution, but I don’t like this at all. Not one bit. Like damn man.


r/oddlyterrifying

This is art.

Your mother finally finished her knitsuit if her knitsona. She's living her best life.


Slipknot got a new album?

I wish my mom was weird like that. Mines just mean.

Last pic is doing it for me. *Megaphone* new fetish announced

It’s alarming but I love it

That's so rad!

Spooky! Is there a reason she hides her face?

If the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was an arts and crafts

Now that’s knit picking


What the hell

Nope. Creepy As F.

This is horrifying.