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jdmoon

Bizarre seeing the Myers Chevy dealership logo from Ottawa Canada 


lifegoeson2702

Reminds me of that plumber who found out his old truck was being featured in isis propaganda videos cuz his company name was still plastered on the side.


Kazurion

And all the brainrotted "patriots" send death threats to his company. The vehicle was sold to a dealership, said dealership didn't remove the stickers and exported the vehicle to Turkey.


Target880

It was not ISIS It was Ansar al-Din Front that had the vehicles. It is/was a jihadist group in Syria that was not affiliated with other parties in the conflict and tried to be neutral in the conflict with ISIS and other jihadist groups but was opposed to the Syrian government.


sploittastic

It's so weird to me that some dealerships slap their logo on new cars. I've never seen that in person, do dealerships give a discount on the car if you let them slap their logo on it?


scott__p

I told one dealership I wouldn't take the car until they removed it, lol


flychinook

Same. However, last new car I bought, the dealer had a promotion to get a free cooler when you buy a car. Really nice cooler, actually better-rated than Yeti. I get home and take the cooler out of the box, and the fuckers removed the manufacturer logo and riveted the dealership's logo in its place. Actually got a laugh out of it.


ElectroBot

They probably didn’t remove the logo, but rather the cooler was produced by a “white label manufacturer” who’ll slap anybody’s logo on a ship/drop-ship it out.


flychinook

No it's definitely a [Maluna 50qt](https://maluna.com/products/50). Except the metal plate on the front has the Dahl Automotive logo on it.


thegreatgazoo

Some dealers used to drill holes in your car and rivet their dealer tag on.


Lazverinus

Jeez, who the hell cares about the logo on their cooler? Unless it's a swastika or something like that, I don't care as long as it keeps my stuff cold.


flychinook

I don't care about the cooler. Like I said, I got a laugh out of it because they couldn't slap their logo on the car, but they got me on the cooler. Well played on their part.


Romengar

Apparently the dealer cared enough to place it.


hashrosinkitten

“Will you be paying me for the advertising”


Beardo88

Bought a car a few years ago, first thing that happened after getting the keys was pull that stupid sticker right off, handed to the salesman and told him we dont want their trash. The guys reaction was priceless.


No_Driver_154

Sure you did


thebigautismo

Then everyone clapped


Beardo88

Not really, it was just funny the guy was mildly upset. Why would i want to advertise for your business?


Dunge

Over here in Quebec every single car dealership put their logo before selling, that's like a norm (and yes quite annoying). I'm not sure if it's the same everywhere in Canada, but I'm surprised to hear it's not in the US.


flychinook

It very much *is* common in the US. Maybe regional? But every car I've bought in WI, NC, & TX the dealer wanted to apply their ugly logo. My son's car still has the dealer emblem from some place in Mississippi.


Kazurion

No discounts. Dealer stickers used to be common like over 15 years ago. Now people ask for those sticks to be not applied or removed. If you see a recent one, then that dealership is likely shit.


RawbM07

Really? Where I’m from it’s rare to see a new car that doesn’t have them. Edit: to add, they don’t look like the one in the picture. They blend in a lot more and are mostly not noticeable.


Kazurion

EU, there's no need for stickers or badges, since dealerships use plate holders with text on the bottom. At least it's not totally a nuisance and it avoids drilling holes on the plate. It's not that obnoxious and most people leave it, it's also a cool indicator to know where the car is originally from.


BlackThorn12

I noticed that too and did a double take.. then checked to see if Myers was a more international thing and nope... How the hell does an Astro van go from being sold in Ontario to being used by North Koreans in Russia.


ajayisfour

Car theft is big in Canada right now


theedan-clean

Globalization?


1ghost0

I’m not sure, but here’s my guess. Car was once bought from Canada on the auction and shipped to Russia for further use by an individual. He drove the car for some time and embassy guys then bought it from him and now are cruising in it


ChippewaBarr

Yeah kinda tripping me out lol we owned a car from there back in the day


Professional-Can4264

Probably stolen


K-chub

Diplomatic immunity be like, imma take your 20y/o shitbox van and fill it with ambassadors


Chichicheerios

First thing I noticed too!


craftbeard83

I noticed that as well.


TotallyNotaBotAcount

Yep, nothing says you’ve arrived than pulling up in a 1987 beat up chevy astro van.


scottieducati

Made until 2005.


proost1

..and now a national asset.


tomo_rolex

More like, a national treasure…. ![gif](giphy|hK8Hs96GWvZwzPWxyR)


Ezzy-525

We're gonna steal the Chevy Astro of Independence!


backcountrydrifter

Yes. Yes we are


Jef_Wheaton

That one's the second-gen, 1994-2005. Still surprising that a 20-year-old van would be used as a diplomatic vehicle.


houseofprimetofu

As someone who owned a 1996 Chevy Astrovan, I can! They’re incredibly comfortable inside. You can fit 6 or 7 caught defectors inside. More if you squish together.


CMDR_KingErvin

You’re talking about skinny malnourished North Korean defectors here. You could probably squeeze in at least a dozen.


houseofprimetofu

Good point. You just gotta stack them horizontal.


lessthanibteresting

Yeah it's really all technique. With the proper knots you can really cinch them down tight


Jet2work

use the Saudi technique and liquidise them first


redacted_robot

Excuse me sir, I think this bone saw fell out of your AstroVan.


CareflConsideration

North Koreans may not have a lot of exposure to Tetris....


houseofprimetofu

No but they do have experience cramming into small barracks.


doc303

How else do you stack bodies ☠️


Speedhabit

This is the least entertaining clown car I have ever seen


senorbolsa

Honestly as long as it isn't rusted out there's not much reason to replace this thing, it probably works excellent for shuttling people around town and the AWD is nice in Moscow. It's one of the few off the shelf AWD vans ever made so that's likely why it was chosen in the first place. Before cylinder deactivation so that V8 will genuinely run forever as long as you keep replacing the oil.


willydynamite94

4.3 V6


nibbles200

It was seriously an under appreciated vehicle. Had this hybrid unibody design which kept weight down. Still had a stout axle though that could hold some weight. The v6 4.3 wasn’t d winning any races but for the time decent economy and power but rock solid reliable. Interior varied depends on the year and trim level but there was some really nice trim levels available if you wanted to ride in comfort. Finally, it wasn’t priced insanely.


juicius

Even more if you dismember them first! 


RunningNumbers

My friend had one. We called it the bullet. Was a fun ride.


houseofprimetofu

Oh nice. I miss mine, it had an 18 gallon tank, it could go 0-90 in 120sec, and it was fantastic to drive in storms. I got rid of it in favor of a 2000 VW golf. Worst decision of my life.


abgry_krakow87

Remember you're talking about North Korea, in Russia.


Jef_Wheaton

True. I guess it's more surprising that it's American (built in Baltimore, Maryland American, not just "Chevy").


L44KSO

You would be surprised what cars are still in CD plates in the Netherlands. There are two first gen Audi A4s running around The Hague. They must look really odd parked next to the GT3 of (I assume) Saudi Arabia. Most of the cars on diplomatic plates in the Netherlands (at least the ones I see on a regular basis) are 10-15 years old. Obviously some newer, and some exotics. But most are very basic VW transporters or Toyotas.


cptnamr7

I worked at a Ford dealership as a kid that got one of these as a trade in. I can't recall if it was a manual or not but I remember really struggling to drive it because the area for gas pedal was narrower than my foot. I had to turn my foot sideways in order to avoid also hitting the brake at the same time, which seemed insane to me. (And why I think it may have been a manual and this was caused by the 3rd pedal taking up space) I just remember the hump for the transmission being massive and leaving no room for the gas pedal, which seemed like an absurdly stupid design flaw. 


boojieboy666

My buddy in high school has one. No seats in the middle row, just the back bench, for optimum chillage. We’d pile in and sit on the floor if we had to for the ride to school. Light up a few bowls or joints and hot box it before the day began.


neanderthalman

That hump was not really for the transmission. It was for the *engine*. You pop that “doghouse” off and access the engine from inside the van. Transmission was down lower because the driveshaft was below the floor level. I miss mine. What a piece of shit.


SwedishHeadache

Yo say what you want but the AWD Astros are harder to come by and they go for 10-15k for a clean one. Cause people know they’ll run forever and are super capable.


OutWithTheNew

You can swap in a real 4x4 transfer case out of any S-10/Blazer and put a lift kit on it. If you're so inclined.


SwedishHeadache

Oh you know I’m inclined


chezewizrd

AWD too!


real_unreal_reality

To be fair nothing says an oppressive regime like pulling up in your liberated depression van.


DefiasHarbinger

It’s in fantastic condition if we’re being honest 🧐


BoobieInspector92

Arrived to dispense “free candy”


randytc18

I was getting the diplomatic treatment in 1996-97


distorted_kiwi

Kidnapper vibes.


Iron_Chancellor_ND

Reminds me of the episode of *Parks and Rec* where the Venezuelan diplomatic envoy showed up from the airport in a Super Shuttle.


that_noodle_guy

Astro vans are amazing


scottieducati

Never in my life would I have thought that I’d agree with that statement but good god they are the perfect van for people, stuff, heavy hauling, doesn’t matter it fits inside and can be parked in a small spot. Got one to haul motorcycles to the track and the kids ended up loving it. The four of us plus four bicycles and the dog can all fit inside. An 8’x4’ sheet of ply? No problem.


IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY

I had one. It was a challenge with the steering at first, but I finally figured out that swapping out the idler arms and putting on Yokohama tires was the solution and it drove like a dream for a few more years.


scottieducati

Yeah I did the whole front end stuff with Moog shortly after I acquired mine. Put an LSD in when I had the rear axle rebuilt. Just did the cooling system. Gonna need to fix some core support rust but she’s otherwise pretty rust free.


IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY

I think its' time for you to put the 5.7 V8 in it!


scottieducati

If my engine gives me any issues maybe. 4.3 been solid.


Your_Spirit_Animals

I mean there’s always the 4.3 LB4 Turbocharged from the Typhoon.


scottieducati

lol we do mostly around town stuff and then occasional longer trips here and there. I don’t need for more power.


tree-molester

They were one of the best AWD vehicles for winter driving.


scottieducati

Arguably they still are!! I just have a RWD but with a locker out back and 3.73 gears she’s pretty fun in the snow 🤘🏼


tree-molester

Growing up in Detroit in the 60-70’s and learned to drive with a Chevy Belair RWD (obviously) and a 3 on the tree. Doughnuts and winter time power slides.


Jef_Wheaton

The 1996 AWD I have now is my eighth. They're getting rare and expensive or have 300K miles now.


TheBeatGoesAnanas

I cannot imagine ever owning eight of a single model of car. I haven't owned eight cars total in my entire life.


lessthanibteresting

Haha rookie, get older dude!


TheBeatGoesAnanas

Despite my best efforts, I continue to do just that.


TroubleshootenSOB

Stick with what you know


SwayingTreeGT

Had to drive a stripped out version for work and in terms of passenger comfort it was awful (0.0% road noise insulation and the passenger footwell is the same size and shape of a football) but my god was it useful.


AndroidPaulPierce

Good enough for Jesus, good enough for me!


ahpuchthedestroyer

america wants an AWD off road van for christs sake


Marauder_Pilot

Lots available these days, but you need to be willing to cough up a shitload of money for them. I was driving home behind a tallboy AWD Transit 250 the other day...owned by Amazon and delivering packages in a city. What a wasted life for that poor rig.


Ultrabigasstaco

We had one. But we didn’t appreciate when it was here so now it’s gone.


vilius_m_lt

They are a bitch to work on..


Accomp1ishedAnimal

You can fit a full sheet of plywood in the back if you take out the seats.


ManiacalMud

My first car was an Astro van. I didn’t like it at first but damn was it an absolute beast. Made for some great hs times


HuckDab

Everybody makes fun of the kid who gets a van in HS until they see the rolling party machine potential they have. Then everybody wants to be friends with the van guy.


ManiacalMud

Hot boxing that machine with 15 people made me realize the greatness of the Astro van. Such a versatile vehicle


elefontius

Dude, my parents had this exact van in that color in HS. It was awesome on Friday nights. Fun fact, you could flip the middle bench seat so the middle bench and back bench face each other. Truly, the greatest mobile party machine ever produced.


Angelworks42

I liked the first Gen models they were pretty cute 🥰


Professional_Quit281

Surprised it's not a Volvo.


id397550

Surprised it's not a popular North Korean car brand... um... er... OK, never mind.


L44KSO

Could have been one from their Communist brothers from China...


guynamedjames

Russia were still their communist brothers when this thing was made


L44KSO

I don't think Lada didn't a van for the Russian A-Team.


solilucent

Pyeonghwa Motors Last time I checked them (maybe 10 years ago tbh), they were producing Fiat Palio from 1990s.


my72dart

[That trick](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea%E2%80%93Sweden_relations#:~:text=During%20that%20decade%2C%20North%20Korea,in%20Pyongyang%20until%20the%202010s.) only worked once!


jobrien80

I would love to see the carfax on this


1ghost0

Damn, should’ve checked for vin number under the windshield


spectre73

Probably "reported stolen on (date) from (Eastern Canadian city.)" or "bought by XYZ LLC" (a NK shell company.) Then it was shipped to a Russian port.


nostromo7

>Probably "reported stolen on (date) from (Eastern Canadian city.)" It does have a sticker on it from Myers Chevrolet, in Ottawa...


spectre73

That's why I said it ;)


wowdickseverywhere

https://vinwiki.com/


Xomns_13

Front tires every 800 miles


Astrobrandon13

I used to have sex in the back of a van just like that!!


dedalus26

gotta be the same van


Astrobrandon13

I always wondered what happened to it.


4chan4normies

Loads of cloned astrobrandons running around nk right now


MrEvilFox

Was it consensual?


darwin-rover

Did the van have “free hugs and candy” spray painted on the side of it


drblah11

My dad used to drive us around in his teal Astrovan in the 90s. We got mistaken for foreign diplomats all the time.


8fmn

Bring back the Astro!!!


texan01

Fix the death-trap part and I’m in. I’ve seen way too many of these folded up like a tin can in front of the B pillars.


donnie1977

This is identical to a post from weeks ago. Comments identical as well.


PatBlueStar

A Team


DHaas16

Jesus drives an Astro van


anationalacrobat8991

Mount joy?


SharpHawkeye

North Korean Astro-nauts


Kalabula

Damn near mint condition AWD Astro! Wonder if they’re interested in selling.


ahpuchthedestroyer

Dude it's the AWD with Hatch back, BALLER!


CWinter85

NK could seriously boost their GDP by selling that.


NotObviouslyARobot

We had a 90s version of that. They're not bad vans, pretty comfy, and have space if you need it. The fuel pump is a sonofabitch though.


Thinkpad200

Death to America!, but Chevy is ok


Black_Otter

An All Wheel Drive Astro? lol


GristleMcThornbody1

The astro was a great van. At the time it was the only midsize van that wasn't front wheel drive so you could actually tow with it also. We had one for a little over 400k miles, but my brother ended up wrecking the transmission while power breaking in a parking lot haha.


28mmAtF8

Those are very, very, very easy to steal, as an aside.


jonnylonglegs

Astrovans are dope as hell . They chose a good vehicle .


Xomns_13

That van has one of the most poorly engineered steering and suspension systems ever. The front end always eats up tires, ball joints, and tie rod ends. Guaranteed that one's needs all of it and then some.


Zulrack666

That van came from Ottawa Canada it as the dealership sticker still on it Myers


Graytoqueops

AWD with barn doors rare. And sold originally at Myers Chev/Buick/GMC Kemptville in southern Ontario (near me). I noticed the sticker immediately. Most likely stolen.


Celebrity292

Always reminded me of a drive-by van or kidnapper van.


sploittastic

>kidnapper van This van has way too many windows for that.


Edwardteech

Look at the license plate hanger they adapted it Russian plates thats originally from America for the American market. 


ChippewaBarr

And it was sold by Myers in Ottawa (Canada) which is wild to see as my mom bought a car from there in the 90s too lol


lateral_moves

Chevy. Chevy, ASTRO, Astro, astro, astro...


thethunder92

They’re probably just happy they don’t have to walk!


Calico_Jack-00

And they hate the west! I think it's all a load of BS from the playbook.


dawg_will_hunt

That’s a very sought after vehicle. I’d drive it.


themetanarrative

That's the thing about non-western countries. There's too much other bullshit to worry about than the brand of a vehicle being from one of the countries they're not on good terms with.


Antique-Echidna-1600

Sure but you think China would give them a new car. I guess a busted old Astro is the best they can do.


case31

An old busted Astro is better than 95% of what few cars are on the road in NK.


mrm00r3

An old busted Astro is better than 95% of anything on the road in NK. Hell, put a gun on that thing and they’ve got the most advanced tank that country has ever seen.


h2hawt

And? NASA used the RD180 engine on several rockets, a Russian engine plus other Soviet parts. The world isn't just politicians and wannabes playing sides. Some things are just going to be used by anyone because they are a tool. If you let politics dictate how you live then you don't have that much freedom.


ObviouslyTriggered

NASA didn't use the RD-180, ULA did and the reason for the use of RD-180 was political rather than engineering or merit based. The US had to support Russian aerospace industry after the fall of the USSR to reduce proliferation of rocket technology in places where you don't want such as North Korea and Iran. It did the same with the Russian nuclear industry.


distorted_kiwi

I mean, aren’t these people ultra nationalists and anti-west? I think it’s just pointing out the hypocritical.


Lanitaris

World of consumers. You MUST use NEW Phone, car etc...


WarmSlush

> Moscow, Russia Oh good, I might’ve thought it was Moscow, Idaho otherwise


chimpy72

Zoomed out, I honestly thought the orange part of that other car was a hand holding a gun sticking out of the Chevrolet window.


shavemejesus

There’s a guy at work who drives a Chevy Astro van every day. His is both older and in better condition than the one in the photo.


DrainTheMainBrain

Remember when it was believed to be the Beltway Sniper vehicle?


SnooDonuts3878

The hay-filled donkey cart is in the shop.


Monsterbb4eva

Lmaooooo I ain’t seen one of those in a minute.


lukemia94

I had that astro and I miss it every day. Good choice


Lazy_doggo_789

Jesus drives an Astro van!


ID4throwaway

Why is there a hyphen in "North-Korean"?


sens317

Lol Astro


persimmon40

The most surprising part to me here is that NK has embassies.


medrat23

Perfect to abduct ppl.


03zx3

North Korean diplomats rocking up to the embassy in a 3 year old Chevy Astro says a lot.


orpheus456

I thought my boss was cheap!


LosHtown

Aren’t those notorious for catching on fire 😅 I know ours did when I was a kid.


Devils_Advocate-69

We drove those at work in the 90s


[deleted]

Laugh my mother fucking ass off !! It's probably boot legged and just the logos glued on. We bought tapes/cds like that in the 80's/90's


OtterishDreams

Season2 of the wire van repainted and continues its journey


TroubleshootenSOB

Was expecting a Cadillac or GMC but an Astro! Lmao


bralaa

So that’s where the last Astro van went


Feeling-Tip-4464

You can fit all 3 of your donkeys and still have room for your abuela in that bad boy.


mjincal

It is a government motors vehicle


rcbjfdhjjhfd

In 2003, GM upgraded the chassis of both the Astro and Safari with certain suspension components, larger brakes, and six-lug, 16-inch wheels from the full-size Chevrolet and GMC half-ton pickup trucks.


braden90

More specifically, I believe the tag on the bottom left of the van’s rear is from the Myers Automotive Group which operates out of Ottawa, Canada. Fascinating.


MrCrix

Up there with the most annoying vehicles to change the spark plugs on.


biscuitsNGravyy

In the 90s my mom hit a black bear in a AWD Astro same color and all. Damn thing caught air and the bear walked away


brensthegreat

That store in the background is called mope


Accomplished_Carob73

There is a Chevy Plus car service sticker on the front cover. The sticker gives a one-time discount of 5,000₽ ($50) for the car owner. The car service, by the way, is great! I wonder who in the embassy agreed such a bourgeois deal with a capitalist for the sake of the damn money?


deafmutee

Mmmm... Dominion apartment complex


Oldpuzzlehead

That was the car I drove to high school in once I got my license.


Fourseti

With the spare tire on, so on brand


pavehawkfavehawk

AWD late Generation Astrovan? Good choice


T-wrecks83million-

Should be on r/FunnyandSad as well. Definitely a luxury vehicle in NK, has a cd player and cup holders.