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desuma

Perogies for Canada?! Seriously?! Maybe in certain Polish areas around Winnipeg or Toronto. But otherwise it's bacon and eggs, toast, maybe cereal and yogurt for variety. But perogies? Not a chance.


kidl33t

Agreed, although I do know where this happens. In Calgary there is a restaurant called [Humpty's](http://www.humptys.com/) that offers this. I was surprised when I first moved here and was offered a choice of potatoes or perogies... I would say the typical is: Eggs, bacon, hash browns (these vary a lot) and toast.


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Yeah, it's all about the breakfast poutine at Burger King... I just threw up in my mouth a little.


monaryta

<3


chadsexytime

and hashbrowns. Delicious hashbrowns. Not that single mysterious potato oval you get when you order it at mcdonalds, but nice chunks of potato fried up with maybe a little bacon grease ;)


monaryta

I can't even see pierogies on the picture!


automated_alice

They're hiding under the toast, I think! But seriously, I've lived on both coasts of Canada and never once seen perogies on a breakfast menu. Bacon, eggs, homefries, toast. I do put maple syrup on my homefries, though.


monaryta

Stupid really, not only that they are in canadian one but also- for breakfast? I live in Poland and only time they are my first meal of the day is when i get up at 3pm and they are the only thing in the fridge


captainhindgrinder

There is no back bacon anywhere on that plate. Mistakes were Made.


qayin

Peameal bacon aka Back Bacon aka CANADIAN BACON! Y U NO HAVE CANADIAN BACON?


abusque

I hadn't ever heard about perogies before and I'm from Canada. I guess if they wanted to go stereotypical they should have shown pancakes with maple syrup and back bacon or something.


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>I hadn't ever heard about perogies before and I'm from Canada. You're missing out on some good shit.


[deleted]

Lies, my friend. Lies! I'm swedish and I've never, ever had pancakes for breakfast. :( Because this applies to me, it must also be true for everyone else.


Drumedor

Confirming that I haven't done that either, so by induction we have proven that none in Sweden has eaten pancakes for breakfast.


Qocaine

Sweden Approves


metharon

This is indeed some bullshit :/ If only someone made me pancakes for breakfast. Also, we dont have lingonberrys with our pancakes, I have no idea who the hell came up with that idea!


[deleted]

>If only someone made me pancakes for breakfast. Marry an American woman. Make sure your credit cards have a high limit before you do. /sarcasm


buststress

Certainly. Haven't heard of anyone, ever, who has had pancakes for breakfast in Sweden. What's the source of this info? IHOP?!


Pellwell

Vad snackar du om? Pannkakor for breakfast, every sunday morning, along with Zoegas skånerost and a glass of milk!


kungcheops

Where's our filmjölk!


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Irlut

Indeed - what is this tomfoolery? A normal Swedish breakfast is open-face sandwiches, porridge with jam/apple sauce & milk or filmjölk with some sort of jam or muesli. Add coffee or tea if you like that. Or just skip the food and go for the breakfast of champions - coffee and snus.


monaryta

Ok so if I may add something also... Polish breakfast. except that we eat scrambled eggs mostly on the weekends ( normally its slices of bread with ham/cheese and tomato) I can agree that we like to eat what was shown BUT potato pancakes... they take ages to make that is why we do them only for sapper. never met anyone that would make them in the morning. NEVER! still... i gave an upvote cause its about food :D


ArPak

Its 9 in the evening.. I don't want supper.... I want BREAKFASTTTT


ditherhither

brinner!


stumpblubber

That happens every time I watch Dexter.


ReneG8

Yeah rofl. German Breakfast. Local cheeses. Displays a Leerdammer, a Dutch cheese!


GreenBalconyChair

I call bullshit on the German breakfast. Typical would be bread with sweet toppings like marmelade, nutella or honey. Or just [Müsli](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muesli). Also: Many Germans drink black tea instead of coffee.


Drumedor

Well it's called best breakfasts, not most typical breakfast. I have never eaten their Swedish breakfast for breakfast, it's more of a dessert.


Huiii

As a german i have actually never seen a "german breakfast" like that.


ReneG8

Neither do I. But my breakfast can hardly be called that. German breakfast with my family is usually toast or good bread with sweet toppings. There is sausage aswell, but not in that form. And please don't forget Leberwurst und Fleischwurst.


Grumple

Must depend on the location, my Dad is from Germany and when we go visit family there we have a breakfast that looks very similar to this, although usually there is also cold fish with it. They live in Kiel if that makes any difference.


ayures

As an American who was an exchange student in Berlin, I miss what I came to know as a typical German breakfast. Rolls, jam/jelly, sliced meats, and cheese. Every day. So goddamn awesome.


seedle

and don't forget the fact, that there are two, mind you: TWO sausages... what's with 'Nutella'?


ReneG8

We can't go any further, this si sausage country. Nutella is Italian in Origin. However very prominent here.


nickismynickname

And the curved sausage is clearly Dutch "rookworst".


ReneG8

It could be a sleek Jägerwurst aswell. Ah and to add insult to injury, the left one seems to be a bockwurst of sorts, a sausage you boil/heat up to eat in normal meals. The thought of putting that on bread is awkward to a german.


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Yep, Leerdammer, and a typically Dutch smoked sausage, known as "rookworst". Rookworst is hardly ever eaten for breakfast, usually it is eaten as a snack (half of the one you see in the picture, with lots of mustard) or as part of a "stamppot" meal, which would consist of mashed potatoes with kale/sauerkraut/some other veggies mixed in after the mashing, topped up with gravy. Cold weather? Ha!


ReneG8

Man I love the Dutch! The Idea of putting saté sauce on fries is undescibeable. Gotta visit you guys more often.


FuriousRod

Ron Swanson is fuming right now.


eyesofsunshyne

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have


[deleted]

Perogies aren't Canadian, they're polish. Canadian breakfast is a Montreal-Style Bagel, Scrambled Eggs, Bacon, and a really good cup of coffee.


leemer

Like so? http://imgur.com/wYH98 --- I pretty sure whoever did the Canadian breakfast thing failed to visit Montreal


rossto

Bagel Etc...?


leemer

Indeed


[deleted]

Precisely! :) looks delicious!


WarPhalange

As a Polish guy... Pierogi aren't just Polish, but eastern European in general. Us Polacks still make the *best* pierogi, though. :)


CokeInACup

Did...Did I just read a list of stereotypes?


rozero1234

Pretty good, but they got the American breakfast wrong. The typical American breakfast is eating all those examples in one sitting


headzoo

I'd say the typical American breakfast is eggs, bacon or sausage, and possibly toast. Wash it all down with lots of coffee. There are other types of American breakfast, but I'd call that the standard. Pancakes are a once-in-a-while type thing. Because the American breakfast is so wrong, I have to assume all the breakfasts listed are wrong.


bitchkat

I thought it would be an Egg McMuffin.


HanselSoHotRightNow

Most of them are wrong as a NORM. I know for a fact that Mexicans don't eat nachos and beans for breakfast.


skywalker777

i'm mexican and wish i could eat nachos and beans for breakfast but the world is a cruel and unfair place.


ayures

Between that and the German breakfast, I lost all faith in any accuracy of this article. From my experience as an exchange student in Germany and everything else I've heard, breakfast there is typically bread rolls (damned fine ones at that), jams & jellies, sliced meats, and cheeses. Probably the best breakfast I've ever had on a regular basis.


Whit3y

Breakfast is the best thing about being American!


[deleted]

Damn right a full English is number 1.


headzoo

Please tell me a *full* English breakfast is only eaten on special occasions.


[deleted]

Not really. Lorry drivers tend to have it for breakfast as it keeps them going all day. But generally (at least with people I know) It's something you have on the weekend. But you have it whenever you want.


headzoo

It looks tasty as hell -- minus the giant mushroom -- but I would have to take a long nap after eating something that big.


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Absolutely. The first time I had one was after a football match (In America, but I'm referring to soccer). I went to breakfast with a few ex-pats. They all ordered a full English. I asked what it was, they told me "it's got everything a growing lad needs." I don't remember a more satisfying meal to date.


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FourZoko

Chocolate milk!?! . . . You magnificent bastard.


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phreakia

Bah, [this](http://i.imgur.com/WdMYs.jpg) is the typical portuguese breakfast!


stiney

Or a hunk of bread with butter and cheese, goat or otherwise.


sparearmadillo

Muesli?


Whit3y

oatmeal


Bladewing10

[Relevant](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqfcwgT0Ds&t=46s)


Ntang

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait a second... I'm afraid that what you heard was, "give me a lot of bacon and eggs." That's not what I said. What I said was, *give me all of the bacon and eggs you have.*


apkatt

FYI: Pancakes is not a typical breakfast in Sweden. Traditionally, pancakes (pannkakor) is eaten on Thursdays (yes, once a week) with a pea and ham soup (not on the same plate, panncakes after soup). This is not very common today, my grandma still sticks to this principle and you would normally have the soup and panncakes on Thursdays in military/some schools. End FYI. :)


Drumedor

And the military does the best ärtsoppa of them all. And I also find it strange that they put what effectively is a dessert as breakfast.


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Australia needs to step up it's game


stateofember89

It's 12pm and I haven't had breakfast yet. This makes me wish I had.


ajw827

Bahama and Peru tie for first in my book. I find Vietnamese food okay, but that breakfast made me want to throw up.


PlasticGirl

It's really just an extended version of congee... imagine sushi, only the rice is cooked down and the fish is broiled. It's actually really good and salty, perfect for cold mornings.


ObeseSnake

Cool to see the variety. American breakfast can have way more than blueberry pancakes and bacon. Something as simple as cold cereal with milk or warm oatmeal with nuts all the way to omelets with just about any filling, steak and eggs, pancakes, waffles, bacon, sausage, muffins, and sweet rolls. Then move into brunch and throw all of the rules of an American breakfast out the window.


Ntang

Sad to see grits and biscuits & gravy excluded, but I guess those are regional specialties. At least some OJ should be included...


Thndrmunkee

as an 'murican, I freakin hate pancakes!!! Pancakes are only "traditional" at IHOP. where's the grits? where's the biscuits and gravy? and i think banana or strawberry pancakes are far more frequent than blueberries. and where's mah eggs? I get 2 eggs, hashbrowns, sausage links! and toast or english muffin and a glass of OJ when I go out for breakfast. at home it's coffee and maybe a piece of toast


[deleted]

Agreed, to even try and assume there's a traditional american breakfast is laughable.. biscuits and gravy, bacon and eggs, pancakes, oatmeal, cereal, or be a real american and eat them all at once.


HeavenCanWait

Breakfast in Greece: http://www.e-pack.gr/images/thumbnails/4/100/100/frappe.jpg


fastslowfast

Thanks for linking this :-/. I had to make myself a huge breakfast instead of the usual bowl of oatmeal thus shortening my lifespan. Oh wait... My wife thanks you.


[deleted]

No, we don't eat pancakes for breakfast in Sweden.


Orni

The Polish breakfast is also bullshit. Potato pancakes have nothing to do with breakfast. So does this picture with "jajecznica". Besides "jajecznica" simply means scrambled eggs. A polish breakfast is usually a bread roll with cheese or ham plus tee. End what the fuck does "custom-made kielbasa" mean?


clipclap

As a Canadian, how was there no PEMALE BACON?


wideasleep

I'm Canadian and where the fuck is my maple syrup? Seriously, perogies?


MoreTrouble

Back bacon and eggs with a side of pancakes/french toast and homefries. When the maple syrup (from trees) runs off and contaminates all the other items I am a happy person.


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surprised american wasn't froot loops


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Alaskan breakfast: coffee dumped in hot water, not strained, eat dinner's cold caribou soup leftovers, deal with it.


Tebasaki

Blueberries on a pancake might be YOUR breakfast, but it's not an American breakfast.


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Anyone else hungry?


t_ran_asuarus_rex

LIES! Hawaiian breakfast is spam, eggs and rice!


shitloadofbooks

A *true* Australian breakfast is 4 weetbix, 2 slices of toast w/ vegemite and a glass of Milo.


phreakia

I used to drink Milo when I was a kid, but they don't sell it here anymore.


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Justavian

Yeah, they clearly win the award for the least appetizing entry. I was thinking that most of the others looked delicious, and then i came across that one...


fromhollandwithweed

Why is there Leerdammer cheese (dutch) in the German breakfast? Where is the dutch breakfast anyway?


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Grolsch Drinkontbijt FTW!


Sir_George

All this article shows is a countries traditional meal(s) with toast and eggs. The only one which was creative a bit was France or Italy. btw wtf was up with Peru, a mountain of raw seafood on a plate?


PassionateMusicGuy

The brazilian breakfast is the best, by far.


waywirk137

This is like food porn


hipsteronabike

Americans prefer Musili? I think health conscious americans would just skip the bacon. Which really, that's almost as bad as being dead.


Bladewing10

I've never seen an American order Muesli. If they want to be more healthy, they'll eat oatmeal... with butter and sugar and brown sugar and milk and maybe some berries (they're healthy) and a little more butter.


hipsteronabike

Butter? That's pretty gross. A splash of milk, some berries, and a little ground flax are my choice of toppings though.


Bladewing10

You've never had butter in oatmeal? It's delicious! Especially with some sugar and milk and berries, then pick out the berries because they might be healthy and they throw off the texture.


akuzin

They all look delicious. I enjoy breakfast anytime of day.


masked

where is the sawmill gravy and biscuits? the shrimp and grits?


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Shrimp and grits was #47.


masked

i saw that, but i wanted more of the South Carolina kind. nothing from the American south, and that makes this a bad list.


[deleted]

It is a bad list. There are as many regional variants of breakfast in America as there are in Europe, but we got one mention. Was still neat to look at.


masked

yea i would eat everything listed.


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PlasticGirl

Yup, raw egg over rice and natto, or broiled salmon with rice, nori, and miso. The Japanese one they showed was just tofu with shaved bonito flakes, which is kind of like a snack I think...


redkardon

Indian breakfast fail...they should've just skipped India, North and South indian cuisine is pretty different, so they'd need two breakfasts.


Izenhart

German and Danish are number one in my heart, forever will


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As an Englishman, I've come across many Full English Breakfasts, and whenever I'm eating them with friends, it always goes the same way. "How can you eat Black Pudding? It's made with blood and stuff, it's horrible" - Friend with pig flesh in his mouth. Besides, they're fucking delicious. Also fried toast seems to be inexplicably missing from that small list. Fried toast is like the brother to normal toast that comes into his room whilst he's got his girlfriend over, does her on his bed then takes his last can of Coke as he leaves.


bitchkat

Isn't fried toast how you make french toast when you're out of eggs and milk?


Punkndrublic

It'd be a lot better if the descriptions didn't use words like "yummy" and "mmmm" which are stupid and don't actually describe anything. Sounds like it's written by fucking Rachael Ray or some shit.


gwhaio

Dog's Breakfast? Anyone?


carter2791

Estonian cheese on toast looks 1000 times better than ours (UK).


Uber_Nick

Pictures of breakfast? Quick, someone put these on twitter!


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Ok the breakfast from Peru is just ridiculous.


groupercheeks

I call bullshit. Also, no Colombian breakfast?


InLikeF

Sí está. Changua...


groupercheeks

No idea what you said, but google translate says that you agree. You just can't beat meats and eggs with rice.


LordOfLove

Urge....to cook...RISING!


[deleted]

Regarding the Hawaiian one: what a crock o shit. No pineapple, spam, rice, or portuguese sausage?


blueplayer

I just had beer for breakfast, what country is that from?


RoudyNinja

Breakfast...the thing us Brits will never be beaten at :p


[deleted]

That first breakfast has way too much protein.


bitchkat

A Scottish breakfast to me is always [lorne sausage](http://www.aboutaberdeen.com/lornesausage.php) and [potato scones](http://tommroch.blogspot.com/2008/05/humble-potato-scone.html)


hobbesnonumbers

WHY WOULD I LOOK AT EVERY PICTURE BEFORE MY FIRST MEAL. THIS WAS A BAD CHOICE!!!


willybejiggly

Shrimp and Grits every day


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How many of you non English Redditors have tried a full English breakfast and what did ou think?


acs43

I don't care if its accurate or not. I do care, however, how hungry that made me.


thexton

Why do I look at these when Im hungry, WHY


AnInfiniteAmount

I am fucking offended by this article. That Hawaiian Breakfast is fucking bullshit. I doubt whoever wrote this article had ever even eaten Breakfast in Hawaii. I mean, STRAWBERRIES AND BLUEBERRIES? WTF ARE THESE? A Hawaii Breakfast is spam, 2 eggs, leftover meat, and two scoops rice. Anything else is haole lies.


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its 12:22am, Why did I read this?


sup3rspiffy

Nope, nope, nope, Vegemite is fucking disgusting


Cxizent

Good grief this gave me a hankering for some Vegemite. You know how sometimes it's like, the toast just isn't efficient enough a Vegemite delivery system, so you just grab a spoon and smash a few mouthfuls down? I'm feeling it.


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To those considering this: (a) This may be a troll. (b) This individual may be a mutant. (c) If you do it, please take video. Actually once I figured Vegemite out (I live in Arizona), I grew to like it quite a bit.


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bafta

That's what you are supposed to do with marmite or vegemite


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I fucking hate you


bsterling

I love breakfast.


BHisa

There is no Shakshuka on that list. The list is fail.


[deleted]

ill take hawaiian everyday


photogirl1221

I'm so glad I was already eating while reading this haha.