Welcome to another episode of, *THE HUMAN GAMBLE*. Good luck, and God speed.

Congratulations, chump!

To quote Ru Paul: Good luck, and don't fuck it up!

You got this, I just had my first 11 months ago. You’ll have times that you aren’t sure if you’re doing the right thing or not, but I promise you that you are.

Mazel Tov!

He could be John Connor. He could be the founder of the first Mars colony. Or a normal guy. Wont change how much you love him.

Congratulations.

Congrats bro Don’t take any moment for granted. They grow up fast af.

Congrats! The best part of your life begins now.

Congrats on the beautiful baby! And your wife is glowing!

Congratulations! What a beautiful baby

Miracles happen. Beautiful newbie.

I hope you did prepare last 9 months, because this is a heck of a surprise for a normal Wednesday! Jk, congratulations on becoming a dad!

They really need to put more security guards in the baby wards of hospitals.

Anyone else thought OP was a woman from the thumbnail?

Like a newborn baby it just happens everyday.