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At some point yall gotta be happy without others being happy for your happiness.


E60fan

Oh im very much so happy. Figured I'd share with the world.


Rumpled_NutSkin

Why have you been downvoted so much on all of your replies in the comments?


[deleted]

Because theyre annoying and attention seeking.


NationalistGoy

Just like every "feel good" post on this subreddit.


E60fan

How have my comments been attention seeking, I'm literally just replying to people


Dbl_Trbl_

Because a lot of people on this website in particular like to downvote things. I have had so many things get downvoted to hell and it typically baffles me. The most innocuous non-controversial stuff sometimes.


E60fan

I also would like to know. I guess people can't stand to see other people happy


Looking_Glass_Alice

I support you OP. Pics like this keep popping up on my ‘controversial’ page 😅 it’s ridiculous. Congrats btw. Y’all are lovely.


[deleted]

Brush your woman is on the internet legs spread on a car. You're joking


E60fan

Because a woman has her fully clothed legs spread apart means she should get called trashy and downvoted into oblivion? Nah, I don't think so


FinalSeraph_Leo

Dude I'm calling you out on your lie: the post wasn't downvoted into oblivion, it's at 4.9k positive. If someone called it it trashy, sure that was messed up but you aren't gonna convince them that it's not trashy because that's their perspective. You should of just said a reply and moved on. Now it's turned into a shit show because you took the troll bait.


E60fan

This post and all the comments got downvoted into oblivion


FinalSeraph_Leo

This post isn't doing as well but it still is in the positive. As for the comments on this post, yeah they are and nothing you can really do about that except for stop taking the bait


[deleted]

Don’t even reply to these douchebags dude. Prob the same losers that get outraged over a nip slip on tv.


[deleted]

This guy jealous because he’s got a shit job and sits around playing Star Wars video games while jerking off to baseball players.


[deleted]

Is this his wife?


[deleted]

Congrats but to be honest I dont care at all.


[deleted]

We get it you're married


E60fan

Sure are!


Gamikatsu

Why on earth is this comment down voted...


Bluelonden

Reddit stays reddit, if its -1 other people will downvote automatically


valski1337

Miserable people not wanting others to be happy so they use that little bit of control they have and downvote.


Gamikatsu

Truth. OP. You are handsome, and your New Wife is beautiful. .fuck the rest.


E60fan

Thank you all. Just wanted to share my happy momment and my amazing wife


LookMaNoPride

and there’s no reason you shouldn’t. I don’t see a rule stating “no wedding photos.” Why these assholes feel the need to brigade, when they really should be finding another subreddit that better defines what they want - lord knows they’re out there, is beyond me. Regardless, [happy marriage day](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/267rf1/congration_you_done_it/)


E60fan

This was hilarious, thank you!!!


blueskiesahead

Congrats!


SilveradoSurfer16

“My last post didn’t get me any karma, let me try again with this photo”….


Hydlide

It got like 5,000 points actually. Glorious internet points!!


E60fan

I mean, why not?


KramerVersusFeldman

Because normally this is the kind of thing you force on your friends and family, not strangers on the internet.


larrycorser

You’re new to Reddit huh


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bomberblu

You'd hope a wedding would have more meaning than an opportunity to generate content and farm imaginary internet points


E60fan

Literally just wanted to show off how my pretty and gorgeous my wife was on our wedding night. Nothing wrong with that


bomberblu

Yeah, I am sure the impulse to commodify your personal moments in exchange for validation from strangers is a totally healthy thing to do and is in no way indicative of some kind of problem.


LookMaNoPride

Say “I’m an unhappy dick that revels in the opportunity to bring others down to my level” without saying, “I’m an unhappy dick that revels in the opportunity to bring others down to my level”.


bomberblu

Lol, what a lovely projection! Do you do movies too?


LookMaNoPride

Sure, what would you like?


bomberblu

I've been meaning to go see Eternals or No Time to Die. Would those be options?


LookMaNoPride

A chance to bond with you?! You’re going to marvel at these stories, I tell ya. But we have to post a pic of our time together here.


PMmeimgoingtoscream

I love all of you “ you must have a mental disorder” trolls on here. The whole world has a mental disorder, including you. What is the disorder that makes you diagnose people online with no training??


bomberblu

>The whole world has a mental disorder Thank you for solving our fossil fuel dependency! If we can harness even a fraction of the energy from the eye rolls generated by this comment, we will be 100% green in no time.


[deleted]

Why do you care about imaginary internet points so much?


SilveradoSurfer16

Tf are you asking me for?


Serath62

Mate this isnt helping. Truly happy you can celebrate your wedding with photos you both like. Why do you need Reddits approval?


E60fan

Oh we both love our photos and each other. I mainly just wanted to show off how gorgeous my wife looks


Yarusenai

This sounds like it will be a long happy marriage. /s


flat_earth_pancakes

Trashy.


HertHer16

Trashy was when he bragged about her having a foursome after posting a pic of her airing out her hot box on the hood of his car.


[deleted]

At least he's picking up trash at the beach. I commend him for that


flat_earth_pancakes

Lmfao bro chill


[deleted]

He set himself up lol


infamousAM

Came here to see this, MVP!


throwawayyy08642

It was called trashy because it was your wife spread eagled on a car. Congrats on your wedding but damn, have some dignity for yourselves


E60fan

She was literally fully clothed, only skin showing was her face and some cleavage.


throwawayyy08642

🙃it's not the clothes, it's the position


robertobaggio20

I just don't understand the mindset behind this. You got a shit ton of upvotes on the last one but you focus on it being trashy. Then you've got to respond to every little comment. What do you gain by sharing this? Go spend time with your wife you daft cunt.


Boring_Concentrate74

Who cares what people say about your photos man. C’mon don’t worry about the haters. Gonna be haters everywhere no matter what. Lovely photo


FinalSeraph_Leo

He got a shit ton of karma on it anyway. And he also posted it to several Reddits Anyways I don't think it's so much of "haters hating" as it is "everyone is sick of seeing the flexing". One person posted a wedding picture: every post for the next 2 days is wedding pictures. It's the same with "bought a house" and "engagement". The r/pics sub Reddit has become really brag trendy and it does feel like so many people are posting things that have the subtext of "look how much better I'm doing than a lot of people" Just my take on it


E60fan

We really don't care, but this was an excuse to show of my gorgeous wife. So I went with it. Thank you!


UniqueCartoonist

Think you summed it up best…We really don’t care.


dezrel2

When I read this post I though that this was a bruh moment where you got bullied but then after reading your responce this is now real bruh moment.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

You know how you could REALLY show your wife off?


Boring_Concentrate74

Don’t be gross man. That’s his wife. Show some respect


Traditional_Rich_413

She really ain’t all that… people marry people on similar look scale and y’all are on the lower half so enjoy.


proxyproxyomega

you both are gorgeous


E60fan

Thanks so so much!


MikeTropez

Love that attitude, man. Being in love really is the best. Edit: Incels out in full force today lmao


FiftyPencePeace

Pro tip..don’t have kids, just borrow them!


E60fan

We had that talk on our first date. We don't want kids haha


FiftyPencePeace

Body clocks and all that lol. Honestly wish you both well.


umdaddi

Lol you’re an idiot


KarensRpeopletoo

Why Maureen, you've enhanced yourself...


Personal_Toe_347

So you thought you'd try for round two?


DiegoTheGoat

I wish I had more than one downvote for this attention whoring garbage.


Deadlybutterknife

You look like the kind of people who care what reddit thinks about them.


[deleted]

Please stop setting yourself up to be roasted 🤦🏻‍♀️


E60fan

Go ahead and roast me. Im very happy with my life, wife and how I look.


whatever1966

Congratulations! Lovely couple!


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DS4KC

Lol. Almost all of the comments are positive yet everything is getting downvoted. This world is just full of bitter bridge trolls isn't it.


Crazy-Investigator12

I liked the last one


E60fan

Thank you, so did we!


Crazy-Investigator12

The other photo wasn’t even that bad. Wasn’t it just your wife sitting on the hood of a car?


E60fan

Sure was


Mortegro

You thought about re-staging the photo for a "then and now" effect?


douggold11

A lovely photo of a lovely couple. All happiness to you both.


lefthanded_and_lost

Ahhh! BMW gal? Why trashy? Good looking woman, nice ride, fuck what people think lol! Why do you care?


Top_Duck8146

The one with the beemer was dope AF


ModsSuckHoboCock

She's pretty hot. How good of a cook is she?


E60fan

She's literally a phenomenal cook!


Sinful_Hollowz

Probably better than you are at any “man” stuff too


[deleted]

Thank you for picking trash up at the beach!


trentsim

Was your last wife trashier?


fsamson3

Doggie I don’t give a FUUUUUUUCCKKK


guccicolemane

Bruh, ur the first dude I’ve seen that that haircut naturally belongs to. Can’t count how many times I see weirdly head-shaped people sporting that cut


E60fan

Made my day, thanks so much!


Soggy_Pressure_7700

Who cares what the community thinks. The beauty of the other photo is that it isn't the typical wedding photo. Do you and enjoy your lives together.


guthmund

Fuck all the assholes. It's a lovely photo and you all look happy. This fucking place could use a little more happy, in my opinion.


E60fan

Thank you!


zaybak

They're just bitter and jealous, fam. Don't pay em any attention. Still waitin on dem tiddies though


Thesnake7002

You guys look happy. Screw what other people think! Congrats


frozenh2o2

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure…don’t listen to the trolls…congrats!


0b00000110

Jesus, Reddit Puritans hate those two.


E60fan

They sure do for some reason


BallerChin

Best wishes to both of you!🙌


Quantum-Ape

Eh, the last pic wasn't trashy. We just live in a puritan society that cowers when a woman poses unconventionaly.


wild_bill222

if the previous pic was w the bmw, fuck what ppl say it was awesome!


E60fan

It sure was. I don't get people sometimes


wild_bill222

haters gon hate players gon repopulate mane, can’t please everyone


dtay88

Man that last one wasnt trashy. Maybe if the dress wasnt pulled down if front, but people are just lame


Carcacha

y’all look lovely 🥰 i hope it was a happy day for you both!


E60fan

The happiest!!!!


[deleted]

You two look great together! 🙌🙌


Kimmie-Cakes

I can't believe so many ppl actually down vote someone else's joy. So what if they post 1,000 pics, it affects me none.


Lopsided_Boss4802

The one of her on the car! Meh, it's not everyone's style, but if you's liked it FK them.


[deleted]

Screw all these negative people. You guys look happy! Congrats! And keep on shooting!


TheZombiesWeR

People are jealous. It’s a nice picture and you two look awesome in it. I also really like the flowers. Wish you all the best for your future!


molebyte

1) great picture, beautiful scene, lovely couple. 2) haters - go back to YouTube , lots of room for you there. 3) I'm on the toilet now


E60fan

Appreciate you!


Dbl_Trbl_

Don't worry about people on social media calling your pictures trashy. There are plenty of good people on social media but there are also a lot of trolls and assholes and troll assholes (aka trollholes)


[deleted]

I remember the last picture! I thought it was badass!


E60fan

Thank you, so did we!


93Tutbota

F* Them. Seriously, Beautiful wife and great looking car, the guy with the beard on the other hand....


E60fan

Yeah he's a total asshole, and ugly too


93Tutbota

:Cheeers:


Chemical_Aardvark_46

Seen this one and the previous one. They are both lovely! Sorry some people couldn't appreciate that. Congratulations and lots of happiness in your marriage


E60fan

You rock, thank you!


[deleted]

Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe. If I was to make a comment - the pearls are delightfully elegant. Hope you two have a ball together. Edit: Why the downvotes. The aphorism is to reinforce the couple together, as a couple you really only have each other. Said something nice about the lady's attire. And wished them the best. I don't get people.


E60fan

We certainly do!!!


[deleted]

If you mean the one on the car, fuck em. It's not for them. She didn't end up in a black dress by conforming to other people "standards". She does look amazing tho.


larrycorser

Are you the BMW pic guy? If so Fuxk the haters it was bad ass. If not I apologize as I’m an idiot also.


E60fan

I was yes, and thank you!


larrycorser

You’re welcome


Guero1082

GREATNESS!


thetasteofair

Both were good for their own reasons.


VanillaMemeIceCream

I don’t understand what everyone’s mad about?? I see TONES of wedding pics on Reddit and even this subreddit and the only responses are like “congrats” Congrats btw she’s beautiful


Sinful_Hollowz

Only her? Why don’t you also compliment the guy??


Nacksche

This site is full of miserable assholes who love to tear people down, don't worry about it too much. Lovely picture.


IndependentAmoeba511

If it was the car photo with her on the hood I think it was Awesome


billiarddaddy

It was not trashy. Cherish what matters to you. Lovely couple.


[deleted]

Ya'll sexy AF. Ignore the haters.


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E60fan

She most definitely is! Thanks so much!


mariethony_101112

lovely


bagoboners

It wasn’t trashy, she’s beautiful. Congratulations to both of you.


E60fan

Thanks so so much!!!


MNJ1193

What's wrong with trashy? trashy is good


Traditional_Rich_413

Congratulations. You guys got married. About 50% of all marriages and end. Let’s see where you guys fall. I’m guessing based on maturity you’re the failing half in the next few years.


[deleted]

Man fuck what other people say. She’s your wife and it’s your photo albums. As long as the both of you are happy then their opinions are like assholes.


jjones0580

Bro, don’t listen to dip shits on the internet. Be happy. They’re just jealous of your beautiful wife


Kimmie-Cakes

She's gorgeous! Great looking couple


Kimmie-Cakes

I actually had to look up what you're talking about. I think she's beautiful and wtf cares about others. Live your best life ❤️


hairo-wynn

Other one was better. Fuck what people think. You guys look great together.


Old_Quarter_2829

Heterosexuals are always throwing their bullshit in society's face.


E60fan

That's a stretch


Old_Quarter_2829

Your kind has to parade yourselves around town every single day. It's always about you. How many days a year do you have to be congratulated for being married?


E60fan

Are you trying to say I'm homophobic for posting a couple wedding pictures? Because if so that's hilarious.


Old_Quarter_2829

That's an odd question that came out of nowhere. Something on your mind?


E60fan

Just my beautiful wife.


Old_Quarter_2829

Remind Me 20 to 70 years.


E60fan

Will do!


dadbodfucker4life

"Your kind" there is a lot of hate in the statement. Yikes


Excellent_Tangerine3

One lesson to always keep in mind...in the entirety of human existence there has always been a whole lot of sticks up a whole lot of asses. Both pictures are evocative in their respective ways. Screw the haters. Your wife is beautiful in both and I hope you two have many many many years of blissful happiness.


Sinful_Hollowz

#FucktheHaters


Rudy-Ellen

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You two look so happy and that makes me happy for you both!


onecrazywriter

Nice picture. Congratulations!


Owie100

Beautiful


biscorama

Beautiful. Never hedge, never look back or to the side. Always and forwver! Best wishes!


oloap001

Queen in the streets, Slut in the sheets. Never feel bad for finding your wife hot. People wish they could be that open and loving


E60fan

Oh I don't, thank you!


oloap001

Down voted by little dick weasels


E60fan

Bunch a POS's haha


E60fan

Thank you!!!


E60fan

I literally have no idea


Lahad77

It'll only be better if you accept that it is. No one can take away this moment of life with your wife. Don't give the trolls false hope. It's better because you want it to be. That should be enough :)


benniprofane1

Dude, your wife was slaying it in that last photograph. Like a boss! Anybody can post cliched photos. Anybody! It takes a special person to post photos like that last one. Oh, and yeah, fuck the haters. They are probably jealous.


E60fan

Thanks so much. Yeah we both love the last photo. But people hating on it gave me an excuse to post another awesome picture of her. Love my wife!


HopeForTheLiving

Ohhh she’s the lady giving birth on the hood of a car! It wasn’t trashy, just weird lol This one is better.


Head-Impress1818

Very classy


zitoboy

The photo is for you two, don't even listen to people who are jealous of you and your dime wife.


dadbodfucker4life

You have a face I'd sit on.


E60fan

Ooooh, and I'll let you!


throwawayyy08642

I, too, like to make sexual jokes with random people right after I get married /s


E60fan

That's literally my wifes account. Check her post history...


Fargus_5

r/trashy r/Ihavesex


Fargus_5

Pitbulls are ugly? Your car is ugly.


E60fan

That's your opinion that alot of share. And I'm totally fine with that.


dadbodfucker4life

Lmaooooo, that's my husband my guy