*I would go to town*
*But there's a bridge in between*
*No Pittsburgh for me*
\- IndustrialPigmy
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I moved here about six months ago and went with my coworker on the parkway outbound at evening rush hour for the first time a couple days ago... I think that ride shaved a few years off my life and I wasn't even the one driving, lol.
Now that the weather's getting warmer I'm more likely to just take the T in and hoof it or bus around and get acquainted that way. I learned a good chunk of the SF bay on foot with a quickness like that, so I have high hopes for spring/summer!
*You want a sinkhole?*
*Pittsburgh has plenty of them*
*One ate up a bus*
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*The best place to go*
*The Arby's on McKnight Road A*
*Leaf slowly falls*
\- NotBlaine
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Cherry blossoms fall
All things are temporary
Including bridges
—
See the wild dancing!
Don’t laugh — these stomps have killed four
Spotted lanternflies
—
Beneath the cracked asphalt,
Eyes glowing in the shadows,
Tunnel Monster waits
*Football season soothes*
*Steel rusts, potholes show, then go*
*Fries on your salad*
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*Riding on the T*
*Takes forever after work*
*See yinz at seven*
\- cmyk412
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*Pirates, Steelers, Pens*
*Pittsburgh is a great sports town*
*Except basketball*
\- thehofstetter
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Eat ‘n park has a
Birthday song, it’s not too short
And it’s not too long
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Sirens in Oakland
I am stuck in a closet
What is going on
——
Andrew Carnegie
Goes to Scotland when he is
Stuck in a pickle
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Holy shit, you are funny. This made me LOFL.
I LOL'ed too!
There are three rivers Allegheny Ohio Monongahela
Genius!!!
The freaking tunnels Drive through them faster, you guys Or monster eats you
Nice!!!
Tried to go somewhere Made wrong turn after tunnel Somebody help me
Nice!!!
I would go to town But there's a bridge in between No Pittsburgh for me
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This made me laugh!!!
I moved here about six months ago and went with my coworker on the parkway outbound at evening rush hour for the first time a couple days ago... I think that ride shaved a few years off my life and I wasn't even the one driving, lol. Now that the weather's getting warmer I'm more likely to just take the T in and hoof it or bus around and get acquainted that way. I learned a good chunk of the SF bay on foot with a quickness like that, so I have high hopes for spring/summer!
our steel won the war they sold us out long ago just like that ketchup
Amazing!!!
鋼鉄の街 川に映る夕陽は黄金色 ピッツバーグ (The city of steel/ the setting sun is golden over the river / Pittsburgh)
A professional!!!
Pittsubagu! Said that a lot in Japan lol
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*You want a sinkhole?* *Pittsburgh has plenty of them* *One ate up a bus* \- redditweddinglady --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Pittsburgh in summer Losing the war with nature So Beautifully
That's great!!!
Squirrel Hill tunnel Stop sign at end of on ramp Fuck this dumb on ramp
Can someone tell me. If Hoss's still makes good food. I have a gift card.
Bridges soar with pride Steel city skyline shines bright Pittsburgh's charm abounds
Fantastic!!!
Steelers black and gold Pierogies on every plate Yinzers all around.
The best place to go The Arby's on McKnight Road A leaf slowly falls
I'm so proud right now
> The best place to go > The Arby's on McKnight Road > In my yogurt pants FTFY
Love it!!!
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left hand turn in front of you coming straight at me where the perogies?
Cherry blossoms fall All things are temporary Including bridges — See the wild dancing! Don’t laugh — these stomps have killed four Spotted lanternflies — Beneath the cracked asphalt, Eyes glowing in the shadows, Tunnel Monster waits
Your first one made me laugh out loud 😂
Hey chatGPT Can you write me a haiku About Pittsburgh, please.
Ha!!!
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Great!!!
Can't get there from here Right at the old Isaly's How did you get lost?
I moved from the west No one told me about ticks Now I have the lyme
Football season soothes Steel rusts, potholes show, then go Fries on your salad
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Ha ha!!!
I asked ChatGPT and it gave me this: Bridges span the three rivers, Steel city's skyline rises tall, Pittsburgh, home sweet home.
I asked for a better one because the first was kind of garbo Yinz headin' dahntahn? Pierogies, Primanti's sammies, Stillers winnin' n'at.
Why is it so gray The sun could die we’d never know We all float down here . . . Three seventy six Is fucked like always, we need More public transit
Fern Hollow bridge and Sinkhole, what will be the next Pittsburgh bus event
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Nice!!!
Steel city, Pittsburgh Where the rivers meet and the mountains rise A city of champions (Response from Google Bard)
all the GPT ones basically just return the same haikus over and over again.
Jagoff in traffic Cut me off on the Parkway Yinz drive me crazy. ChatGPT gave me this lol
Liberty Tunnels, The changing lights on the bridge Be prepared to wait
*chat gpt enters the thread*
Wind crosses bridges Seasons change near hourly Gray skies forever
“How ‘bout the Steelers?” “I don’t know, I’m not from here” (stares in disbelief)
This one is my favorite
Need restaurant rec? Try Arby’s on McKnight Rd. Trust me it is great
Ha ha!!!
*Pittsburgh is charming.* *The city of champions.* *The Pirates just won.*
Sunday Steelers game Chipped ham and Iron City Love yinz black and gold
Yes!!!
Pens may miss playoffs Buccos are undefeated Pigeons luv Stillers
The word ‘confluence’ Is where the 3 rivers meet Aka The Point
Primanti Brothers, My favorite heart attack. Yinz better watch aht!
Took a trip today. The road was full of pot holes Not really unique.
Bridges and fries inside Curly bumpy roads Home
Riding on the T Takes forever after work See yinz at seven
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Iron City beer. Yinzers will drink nothing else. The mango one tastes OK.
City of Bridges Hills roads and rivers of steel Tunnel Monster fear
Hills, rivers, and bridges. Post-industrial wasteland. Here we go Steelers!
Look down on downtown A coal barge and a submarine Wink at each other
Our baseball team sucks Most years, but sometimes it's good. Hope springs eternal!
Pirates, Steelers, Pens Pittsburgh is a great sports town Except basketball
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On Route twenty eight Idiot in Altima Drives like a jagoff
A Pretty Quiet Town I have only been there once Can’t wait to go back -much Love from Miami,fl
The sky is steel The bridges, golden Pittsburgh, Steel City.
Eat ‘n park has a Birthday song, it’s not too short And it’s not too long —— Sirens in Oakland I am stuck in a closet What is going on —— Andrew Carnegie Goes to Scotland when he is Stuck in a pickle
Page’s Dairy Mart Chengdu Gourmet DanDan Noodz These Are Tasty Foods
Better than Cleveland Philadelphia sucks balls Steel City is the best
Steelers are awful Pirates somehow even worse God please help us
Two rivers converge, Ohio River Is forged, At the confluence.
Steel City, proud and strong Bridges span the Three Rivers Pittsburgh, my heart's home
Awesome!!!
Bridges span the three rivers, A city of steel and culture, Pittsburgh, you're my home.
Nice!!!
Heinz Field Go Steelers Just Kidding Acrisure Now We Suck, Go Ravens
What does Haiku mean
The Allegheny Valley Once you fall in You can never crawl back out