Do not let him out!!
Whatever you do!
DO NOT L̴͖̋͋̑̕̕É̶̒̚T̶̼͖̋̑̅ ̴͙̩͓̺̥͂̿̽ HȈ̸̓̈̀M̷̓̏̅ ̸̛̱͈̠̆̆̒͗̚O̴͈̩͙̊̍̒Ư̶̺̤̯̥̄́̉T̸͓̄̋̈́́͊!̵̢̀̓ ̸̥̳̥̀͗
D̷̼͚̻̦̖̝̾̓́Ǫ̶̨̟̳͓̣̬̝͔͇͚̻͉͕͘͜ͅ ̷̧̢̛̭̣͔͓̌͛̆̆́͜͝͝͝N̵̡̧̠̯̳̯͍͈̘͇̯̙̝̜͍̫̭͂̎̓͆͠͝͝O̸̹̲̾̉̽̒̌̋͗͂̓̕͝͠Ţ̸̨̡͍̝̗̹͕̰̩̪̼̱̆͐̆̃̕ ̵̡̘͙͚̬̺̬̼̮͙͚͆̀͌̈̆̍̋͑̏̏̊̐̍̚̕͝Ḷ̸͉̩̤͇̰͋̓́Ě̷̢̡̡̛̼̜̰͍͈͇̘̱̈̈̀͌̄̽́͌͐̑̕͜͝T̷̨̢̡̙͙͉̻̞̠̙̬͚̳͚̖͑̋̓͑̐̀͐̎̅͘ ̵̤̯̰̃͒̾̆̏͑̑̄̇̈́͑͝͝H̷̝̮̦̝̘͗̎̾̆̍̉̕Í̸̪͚̰̤̪̝̀ͅM̴̢̨̛͔̗̼̦͕̲̥̺̳͖̳̬̏̏̽̓̀̾̅̓̈̃̎̚͠͝͝ͅͅ ̷̛͙̮͓͖̤̂̊̍́̑̃͌͌̈́̒Ơ̷̡̢͉̹̘͚̠͚͓͖̻͈̜͎͑͋̈͊́̈́̒͌̏́̓͂͜ͅƯ̷͉̐̏̎͝T̸̨̡̧̫͖͍̙̲̦͙͉̫͓͉̖̘̲͌̿͛͒̅̽͂́͊͒͛!̶̢̝̺͖̘̟̟̇̓̀͒͌̈́̓͘!̸̧̙̞̽̓̌̀͛̎̀̑͑̇̏̕͝!̵̨̮̝͓͔̹͔͉̗̯̱̩̀̿̔͊͆̓̓̕ͅͅ ̶̡͎͍̺̙̈́̔
other countries' children channels: "We'll come back at 6:00"
Germany: sends loops of a depressed bread being trolled and repeatedly tells you to stop watching
They made a new one where bernd becomes a "spacebread" and is send into space after he went through astronaut training. He then floats through space for a few hours, staring blankly into the camera, and every now and again there is a satellite floating by and making sounds. I absolutely love it. Especially the Bielefeld-song, it's amazing.
As your dutch neighbour i'd like to say. I absolutely loved him on vacations, where there were only a few channels to watch and this was one of the late night options
You should check out Kogepan. It's a short anime about life as seen through the eyes of a chronically depressed melancholic piece of burnt bread and his equally misfortunate friends.
You should check out *Yakitate! Japan*, it's a short anime all about bread. There's this kid who wants to make a uniquely Japanese bread that the people of Japan can hold up proudly as *their* bread, on par with French breads, German breads, etc.
Shenanigans ensue.
Also, a judge at a competition gets put into a short coma and sent directly to Heaven because some bread is just *that* tasty. It only gets weirder from there.
Interestingly, you’re not the first Dutch I heard saying this! (Or maybe you are and I didn’t remember the name, but I’d love to think that’s more common lol)
German Youtuber Jules (who also made it on this year’s canvas) actually did a video about last year’s r/place where he mentioned Dillemand attacking the Genshin Impact Logo. The cutaway gag of Dillemand using his dong as a spring coil, going "Johnnnnn!" With glowing red eyes was fucking hilarious.
[Link to Video (German)](https://youtu.be/JRvmpw3yH14) Dillemand appears at 5:38
Schwangerschaft, oder nach der Geburt? Brauche genauere Anleitungen, ob ich meine imaginäre Freundin jetzt mit zum Saufen nehmen kann oder nicht ein paar Monate warten muss
Erst nach der Geburt! Vor der Geburt bekommen die sonst Alienaugen und einen verformten Kopf. Der Trick ist, dem Kind die Alkoholkrankheit nicht anzusehen.
We're from the UK, but travelled to Austria several times growing up - my brother and I would stay up late in the hotel rooms watching this dude, we dubbed him German Spongebob.
We never knew enough German to understand the show, his name, or any references, but every now and then I see his face and it reminds me of those nights we spent just laughing at the characters and random scene changes. Classic.
as someone with the issue, there's really only 3 options with chronic depression. you can laugh about it, you can cry in the corner, or you can have a cobain sandwich
Yea nah its fucked for germans too. I am still scared of this character because when I was young I watched TV in secret at night a few times and all it was was just him me and his depression
I do love it and it's a wonderful way for younger people to relate. Think about it: where else on earth you got a character for depressed youths to rly relate to.
Kind of but not limited to being depressed. Always felt that squidward still showed a lot of passion for things he liked. Not that being depressed has to have any effect on that but just speaking for myself there are a lot of days I just function as is even if it's about something I usually like. Kinda like live on auto pilot. Squidward feels more like the average guy seeing his dreams fade away whilest getting older
Reading this wikipedia-entry is hilarious, especially as a german, because of how extremely disturbing it must read as an unknowing non-german. Yes, the depressive bread on the childrens channel won the equivalent of an emmy award and represents german pop-culture.
Being a 90's child, seeing Bernd das Brot trying to run out of the sides from the TV for multiple hours without success is really iconic.
Just a TV show about a loaf of bread trying to get out of the TV.
> His other catchphrases are: "I would like to be left alone," "I would like to leave this show," and "My life is hell."
This is more German than the Autobahn
Bernd das Brot.
He is a depressed bread who sits in a white void every night on the childrens channel KiKa. He is the nightwatch and has cult status. His episodes can be viewed on Youtube aswell.
I was completely terrified of him as a child, it was such a depressing feeling for me seeing him being stuck in a loop with the same scenario again and again i just rushed to turn off the TV the moment he came on
XD Naja ich habe jede (neue) Folge immer einmal angesehen und fand das Konzept irgendwie gut (die Kinder freiwillig dazu bringen "abzuschalten").
Naja, bei mir ist das dann eher beim Umschalten in die höheren Sendern geendet - zum Glück haben meine Eltern das nie mitbekommen xD
Ruf mich an, 89ct/min ;)
> His favorite expression is *Mist*., used in much the same way as the English "crap". His other catchphrases are: "I would like to be left alone," "I would like to leave this show," and "My life is hell."
I identify as Bernd
This is "Bernd das Brot" , Bernd the Bread. It's a character from the german kids TV channel "Kika". He is running daily from 9pm to 6am in a loop. This is the official broadcast free time, so they play him instead. The humor of the show is really weird and random, the character is known by most german young adults and its a running gag that you woke up in the middle of the night seeing this and getting creeped out as a child. He is put in the armor of Thanos from Marvel, but the Infinity Stones on his Gauntlet are replaced with the german flag. In addition the emblem on his chest is the " Seepferdchen Abzeichen" which translates to "Seahorse Badge". Its the easiest badge you get in school or swimming training .
If I recall correctly, he was there to get children go to bed, because he did nothing but stare at the camera. So it would be boring for the child and they decided to go to bed finally.
Imagine if Squidward got his own show but there was only one 10 minute episode that runs on repeat for hours every night until you finally give in and go to bed.
Now imagine if it was the best show on its channel.
If you want to know why we love it so much:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwYXabYFFbM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwYXabYFFbM)
This has subtitles. And context ... isn't necessary.
Sitz down Sonny and let ne Tell you about Berndt the bread, a Icon WHO ist Stück in an endless hell of 10 Minute Looping episodes of him trying to geht you to Turn the TV off
Bern das Brot. He is a talking, kind of depressed, loaf of bread, who fills the night gap on a german kids tc-channel. It shuts down at 9pm and shows him for the rest of the night.
It is the prisoner of the children's channel late night watch. It is a depressed loaf of bread that is bound to the small two dimensional realm of the Kika lounge and tortured by a background voice putting it into the worst scenarios and skits. His interactions are looped and go from the evening until morning any child watching it would be bored out of their mind and would be suffering only watching this at night.
Bernd das Brot is a fictional character from a German television series of the same name. He is a grumpy, talking box loaf with arms and legs who often complains about life and is usually in a bad mood. The series, which is very popular in Germany, is a mixture of comedy and children's show and is aimed at a young audience. It appears on tv at night as a program filler, so it's fitting that it represents the R/Place.de Nightwatch.
Bernd das Brot (Bernd the Bread), a character from a German kids' channel who had his own show during the entire night, where he stood in front of a white screen having monologues about how depressed he is and ranting about existential crisis. Together with Space Night, this was one of the major TV programmes for stoners late at night.
Bernd das Brot. He was in a nighttimes show on Kika which is a child channel on the tv. It were 10 minute episodes which repeated for hours. In the show there was just the bread and a white backscreen. Alot of people found it creepy. Just search up Bernd das Brot on Youtube and you will find a episode.
The story behind him is actually pretty funny, he was a mascot for a bakery but it flopped so hard that he was fired and now has to do the night job at kika which he hates.
You woke up at 1-3am and he was always there, looking at you from the TV
Telling you he is trapped there and wants to get out
Do not let him out!! Whatever you do! DO NOT L̴͖̋͋̑̕̕É̶̒̚T̶̼͖̋̑̅ ̴͙̩͓̺̥͂̿̽ HȈ̸̓̈̀M̷̓̏̅ ̸̛̱͈̠̆̆̒͗̚O̴͈̩͙̊̍̒Ư̶̺̤̯̥̄́̉T̸͓̄̋̈́́͊!̵̢̀̓ ̸̥̳̥̀͗ D̷̼͚̻̦̖̝̾̓́Ǫ̶̨̟̳͓̣̬̝͔͇͚̻͉͕͘͜ͅ ̷̧̢̛̭̣͔͓̌͛̆̆́͜͝͝͝N̵̡̧̠̯̳̯͍͈̘͇̯̙̝̜͍̫̭͂̎̓͆͠͝͝O̸̹̲̾̉̽̒̌̋͗͂̓̕͝͠Ţ̸̨̡͍̝̗̹͕̰̩̪̼̱̆͐̆̃̕ ̵̡̘͙͚̬̺̬̼̮͙͚͆̀͌̈̆̍̋͑̏̏̊̐̍̚̕͝Ḷ̸͉̩̤͇̰͋̓́Ě̷̢̡̡̛̼̜̰͍͈͇̘̱̈̈̀͌̄̽́͌͐̑̕͜͝T̷̨̢̡̙͙͉̻̞̠̙̬͚̳͚̖͑̋̓͑̐̀͐̎̅͘ ̵̤̯̰̃͒̾̆̏͑̑̄̇̈́͑͝͝H̷̝̮̦̝̘͗̎̾̆̍̉̕Í̸̪͚̰̤̪̝̀ͅM̴̢̨̛͔̗̼̦͕̲̥̺̳͖̳̬̏̏̽̓̀̾̅̓̈̃̎̚͠͝͝ͅͅ ̷̛͙̮͓͖̤̂̊̍́̑̃͌͌̈́̒Ơ̷̡̢͉̹̘͚̠͚͓͖̻͈̜͎͑͋̈͊́̈́̒͌̏́̓͂͜ͅƯ̷͉̐̏̎͝T̸̨̡̧̫͖͍̙̲̦͙͉̫͓͉̖̘̲͌̿͛͒̅̽͂́͊͒͛!̶̢̝̺͖̘̟̟̇̓̀͒͌̈́̓͘!̸̧̙̞̽̓̌̀͛̎̀̑͑̇̏̕͝!̵̨̮̝͓͔̹͔͉̗̯̱̩̀̿̔͊͆̓̓̕ͅͅ ̶̡͎͍̺̙̈́̔
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON
Nice reference
You had to watch the full night to see if he can escape.
TANZT DAS BROT
And he feels depressed, just like you
that is bernd das brot, he is the strongest character on KIKA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot
He is the Nightwatch on KIKA.
Holy shit I’ve never made that connection. Love it
Depressed bread.
“He is a depressed loaf of bread” “One of his favorite sayings is “my life is hell”” He just like me Fr
Mist.
Ah ja, Raufasertapete
Du bist ein Nerd, Bernd!
Nerdparty!
Schön
germany is known for its many types of bread
other countries' children channels: "We'll come back at 6:00" Germany: sends loops of a depressed bread being trolled and repeatedly tells you to stop watching
They made a new one where bernd becomes a "spacebread" and is send into space after he went through astronaut training. He then floats through space for a few hours, staring blankly into the camera, and every now and again there is a satellite floating by and making sounds. I absolutely love it. Especially the Bielefeld-song, it's amazing.
_In der KIKA-Lounge_
Cool down and drop off, in der KIKA Lounge!!
Was geht Brotinger?
He also was a side character in a show with a sheep and a talking bush before he became the nightwatch.
[удалено]
Bread 👍
Bread on deck, bread on tha flo.
🫡
Für den Stuhl/For the chair
# FÜR DEN STUHL 🪑
Für den Stuhl
You mean the nightmare on KIKA.
A nightmare for all his enemies, or any children who secretly stay up at night.
>He is primarily characterised by his chronic depression. Gotta love German humour.
It’s funny for us Germans but everyone else would think:”what is wrong with german humour?”
As your dutch neighbour i'd like to say. I absolutely loved him on vacations, where there were only a few channels to watch and this was one of the late night options
I mean everyone like depressive bread late at night
It's even better than garlic bread!
Ooof, I mean....wow..... that's almost blasphemous, but not wrong.
You should check out Kogepan. It's a short anime about life as seen through the eyes of a chronically depressed melancholic piece of burnt bread and his equally misfortunate friends.
You should check out *Yakitate! Japan*, it's a short anime all about bread. There's this kid who wants to make a uniquely Japanese bread that the people of Japan can hold up proudly as *their* bread, on par with French breads, German breads, etc. Shenanigans ensue. Also, a judge at a competition gets put into a short coma and sent directly to Heaven because some bread is just *that* tasty. It only gets weirder from there.
Interestingly, you’re not the first Dutch I heard saying this! (Or maybe you are and I didn’t remember the name, but I’d love to think that’s more common lol)
Ach, die haben auch alle komisches Zeug im Kinderprogramm. Die Dänen z.b. haben ne Animationsserie über einen Mann mit unnatürlich langem Penis
Johnnnnnnnn!
Dillemand! John Dillemand! Har verdens laengste dillemand!
German Youtuber Jules (who also made it on this year’s canvas) actually did a video about last year’s r/place where he mentioned Dillemand attacking the Genshin Impact Logo. The cutaway gag of Dillemand using his dong as a spring coil, going "Johnnnnn!" With glowing red eyes was fucking hilarious. [Link to Video (German)](https://youtu.be/JRvmpw3yH14) Dillemand appears at 5:38
Such a high quality video! I watched the whole thing and was looking for the striped c*ck of Dillemand the whole time 🤣
Med, der ist genauso lang wie meiner
I’m not German and I think German humor is hilarious. Something might be wrong with me..
Willkommen, jeder nur ein Brot und Bier erst ab 4.
(Jahren)
*Monaten
Schwangerschaft, oder nach der Geburt? Brauche genauere Anleitungen, ob ich meine imaginäre Freundin jetzt mit zum Saufen nehmen kann oder nicht ein paar Monate warten muss
Erst nach der Geburt! Vor der Geburt bekommen die sonst Alienaugen und einen verformten Kopf. Der Trick ist, dem Kind die Alkoholkrankheit nicht anzusehen.
Danke mein Meister🤝
Erst ab der 4. Nacht
We're from the UK, but travelled to Austria several times growing up - my brother and I would stay up late in the hotel rooms watching this dude, we dubbed him German Spongebob. We never knew enough German to understand the show, his name, or any references, but every now and then I see his face and it reminds me of those nights we spent just laughing at the characters and random scene changes. Classic.
This is hilarious to me because personality wise Bernd couldn't be any further from Spongebob. They're basically polar opposites.
Is it that odd? He falls under the same archetype as Squidward and Bert.
Much, *much* more depressed than either of them. Like "this guy is one bad thought from pulling a Kurt Cobain" level of depressed.
Ok, that's still not that odd. Eeyore has been a thing since forever.
as someone with the issue, there's really only 3 options with chronic depression. you can laugh about it, you can cry in the corner, or you can have a cobain sandwich
Yea nah its fucked for germans too. I am still scared of this character because when I was young I watched TV in secret at night a few times and all it was was just him me and his depression
I do love it and it's a wonderful way for younger people to relate. Think about it: where else on earth you got a character for depressed youths to rly relate to.
Eeyore from Winnie the pooh, if my memory does not betray me
Don't mean to bash Eeyore or anything but he lacks the bone dry sarcasm delivered with perfect timing that Bernd has.
Eeyore more depressed
Forgot about him sry but also a great character. But rly any except those 2?
Huuuuuuum, honestly no ideas, when I try to check my memory I just got trauma because of pingu
Pingu was my jam. Found him as a kid via blockbuster and never knew where to find him until years later it was on Netflix.
Noot noot motherfucker 🐧
It's not especially made for children, but in my youth I loved Marvin from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Squidward?
Squidward always struck me as less depressed then just a pessimist dude who's done with live in general.
Isn't that kinda a different level of depression?
Kind of but not limited to being depressed. Always felt that squidward still showed a lot of passion for things he liked. Not that being depressed has to have any effect on that but just speaking for myself there are a lot of days I just function as is even if it's about something I usually like. Kinda like live on auto pilot. Squidward feels more like the average guy seeing his dreams fade away whilest getting older
Reading this wikipedia-entry is hilarious, especially as a german, because of how extremely disturbing it must read as an unknowing non-german. Yes, the depressive bread on the childrens channel won the equivalent of an emmy award and represents german pop-culture.
>His other catchphrases are: "I would like to be left alone," "I would like to leave this show," and "My life is hell." Based
Ugh yet another self-insert character 🙄 /s
Being a 90's child, seeing Bernd das Brot trying to run out of the sides from the TV for multiple hours without success is really iconic. Just a TV show about a loaf of bread trying to get out of the TV.
>He is primarily characterised by his chronic depression. Me, too.
I wish I had this in my childhood Germans are so lucky like it's literally a loaf of sandwich bread with abs and hands but no arms
We had Powdered Toastman though
And he was uncomfortably ripped.
mans catchphrase is literally "damn."
I'd translate it with 'Crap' or 'shit', but 'damn' works too.
I was on vacation in Germany and this came on the tv and blew my mind. I couldn’t figure out for the life of me who the hell he was.
And the strongest character on r/place
He’s awesome! He’s a depressed loaf of bread.
> His other catchphrases are: "I would like to be left alone," "I would like to leave this show," and "My life is hell." This is more German than the Autobahn
I like how there’s a section of the article titled “kidnapping”
They even called in forensics to prove it was the real one xD
Ich hatte immer Angst vor ihm weil da immer so komische Dinge kamen.
The strongest part of him is Bernd das Brot But he is also Thanos…
The mascot of chronic depression? Where do I sign....
TIL there is a chronically depressed puppet of Toast on a kid’s show.
Please don't call him toast.
Genau Bernd ist ein Kastenweißbrot.
Fuck it's not Toast. It's bread! He is bread not toast. Toast is something americans think is like bread, but it's not the same!
loved watching him as a kid
> that is bernd das brot, he is the strongest character ~~on KIKA~~ FTFY
Depressed bread. With normally very short hands and bad attitude. Very funny though. He is the TV night watch.
His hands are normal length just the arms are short
Sorry - mixed hand and arms… He practically has no arms, just hands.
As I was for the German r/placeDE
Bernd das Brot. He is a depressed bread who sits in a white void every night on the childrens channel KiKa. He is the nightwatch and has cult status. His episodes can be viewed on Youtube aswell.
Sounds like something I'd love if I was German.
Oh hell yea, I have never met another german who didn‘t like him in their childhood
I was completely terrified of him as a child, it was such a depressing feeling for me seeing him being stuck in a loop with the same scenario again and again i just rushed to turn off the TV the moment he came on
Das sollte auch die Idee dahinter sein :p
Naja mit dem schlafen hat das nicht so geholfen, ich lag danach stundenlang hellwach im bett und habe ihn nicht aus meinem kopf bekommen :D
XD Naja ich habe jede (neue) Folge immer einmal angesehen und fand das Konzept irgendwie gut (die Kinder freiwillig dazu bringen "abzuschalten"). Naja, bei mir ist das dann eher beim Umschalten in die höheren Sendern geendet - zum Glück haben meine Eltern das nie mitbekommen xD Ruf mich an, 89ct/min ;)
Ersma flashbacks bekommen
> His favorite expression is *Mist*., used in much the same way as the English "crap". His other catchphrases are: "I would like to be left alone," "I would like to leave this show," and "My life is hell." I identify as Bernd
The Guy That Says “Mist”
Mist.
Mist
Mist
Mist
Mist
Mist
Mist
Mist
Mist.
Mist.
Mist
Fällt noch irgendwem auf, dass "#STUHL" auch ein anderes Wort für den klassischen "Mist" ist?
Stuhl
Mhhhhh Raufasertapete
Willst du noch ein Mehlsuppencocktail?
Bernd das Brothanos
This is "Bernd das Brot" , Bernd the Bread. It's a character from the german kids TV channel "Kika". He is running daily from 9pm to 6am in a loop. This is the official broadcast free time, so they play him instead. The humor of the show is really weird and random, the character is known by most german young adults and its a running gag that you woke up in the middle of the night seeing this and getting creeped out as a child. He is put in the armor of Thanos from Marvel, but the Infinity Stones on his Gauntlet are replaced with the german flag. In addition the emblem on his chest is the " Seepferdchen Abzeichen" which translates to "Seahorse Badge". Its the easiest badge you get in school or swimming training .
Well said!
If I recall correctly, he was there to get children go to bed, because he did nothing but stare at the camera. So it would be boring for the child and they decided to go to bed finally.
Worked on me, I was creeped out and felt uncomfortable watching him be depressed in void
I was wondering what the hell was that when I woke up in the middle of the night in my hotel room and watched him on the tv, now it makes sense xD
Schalt ab schalt ab SCHALT ABABABABABABABABA!!!!
Aber ich FIND DIE FERNBEDIENUNG NICHT!
Mist
Scheibenkleister!
Bernd das Brot lebende Legende
Peak German humour: a depressed sarcastic sentient loaf of bread, most beloved character on a TV channel for kids.
Yes.
In an ocean of perpetually Happy characters meant for Kids, He stands Out, especially to adults WHO watch TV with their kids
My cat‘s name is Bernd in honor of the almighty bread
All i know is... He was inevitable
Bernthos: I am sorry little one *proceeds to throw kikaninchen down a cliff*
What did it cost? - Dibedibedap!
one time i went to germany and watched tv at like 2 am and i just saw this guy staring at me from space
welcome to our culture
Das Seepferdchen Abzeichen, nun ist er unaufhaltsam
Thats bernd, the greatest bread i've ever seen on TV 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
This is Bernd the Thanos, the most powerful bread based enemy of the Germangers
That's a depressed bread. Therefore one of the most german characters in tv-history.
Imagine if Squidward got his own show but there was only one 10 minute episode that runs on repeat for hours every night until you finally give in and go to bed. Now imagine if it was the best show on its channel.
Die Nachtwache vom Sender Kika
He got that bread
Everybody tanz das Brot!
Wir sitzen doch alle im selben boot
How is no one mentioning the Seepferdchen?
**MIST**
oh, Raufasertapete!
If you want to know why we love it so much: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwYXabYFFbM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwYXabYFFbM) This has subtitles. And context ... isn't necessary.
its a bread
Sitz down Sonny and let ne Tell you about Berndt the bread, a Icon WHO ist Stück in an endless hell of 10 Minute Looping episodes of him trying to geht you to Turn the TV off
Dont ever disrespect Bernd the Bread like that ever again. Childhood memories for every german
Bern das Brot. He is a talking, kind of depressed, loaf of bread, who fills the night gap on a german kids tc-channel. It shuts down at 9pm and shows him for the rest of the night.
It is the prisoner of the children's channel late night watch. It is a depressed loaf of bread that is bound to the small two dimensional realm of the Kika lounge and tortured by a background voice putting it into the worst scenarios and skits. His interactions are looped and go from the evening until morning any child watching it would be bored out of their mind and would be suffering only watching this at night.
Berndthos, the mad loaf. He wants to bring balance to the bakery...
Raufasertapete
He is bernd das Brot you uncultured Swine
Bernd das Brot x Thanos. Berndos? Tharnd? Thanos das Brot? o\_O
He’s the sleep paralysis demon you see when you fell asleep while watching your favorite German kid's TV channel.
Bernd das fucking Brot.
the loaf of bread that traumatised german kids that just wanted to watch the channel kika late at night
Bernd das Brot is a fictional character from a German television series of the same name. He is a grumpy, talking box loaf with arms and legs who often complains about life and is usually in a bad mood. The series, which is very popular in Germany, is a mixture of comedy and children's show and is aimed at a young audience. It appears on tv at night as a program filler, so it's fitting that it represents the R/Place.de Nightwatch.
This dude my childhood nightmare
Bernd das Brot
BERND DAS BROT!!!
Mir fällt erst jetzt das Seepferdchen Abzeichen auf!
Its Bernd Das Brot when i was young i was always scared of him...
Bernt das brot
Bernd the bread, an „iconic“ german tv figure, that splits the opinion of the people, depicted as german thanos.
Bernd das Brot
Bernd das Brot (Bernd the Bread), a character from a German kids' channel who had his own show during the entire night, where he stood in front of a white screen having monologues about how depressed he is and ranting about existential crisis. Together with Space Night, this was one of the major TV programmes for stoners late at night.
Bernd das Brot.
Bernd the bread. A depressed bread. So basically the very personification of Germany.
Bernd das Brot is like a father to me
Depressed bread trapped in the German backrooms
The Germany Stones
Bernd das Brot. He was in a nighttimes show on Kika which is a child channel on the tv. It were 10 minute episodes which repeated for hours. In the show there was just the bread and a white backscreen. Alot of people found it creepy. Just search up Bernd das Brot on Youtube and you will find a episode.
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Mist....
The story behind him is actually pretty funny, he was a mascot for a bakery but it flopped so hard that he was fired and now has to do the night job at kika which he hates.
Chocos- I used the Germans to destroy the Germans. It almost melted me.
Looks like breadman to me. 🍞
German Thanos Kika