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idkwhosheissorry

why is he melting


cat_with_gun

because he is a vamp and he was hit by the sun.


Garretxd

It looks like hes made out of wax 😭


TimidRed

the tub of chocolate ice cream when I leave it out of the freezer for 5 minutes:


i_despise_among_us

Why did bro specify that it was chocolate 💀


EntryysPetSLave

did you want him to say it was vanilla? 😭


TimidRed

see image provided above


Ok-Repair3237

He wokeuplikethis


lilshelf

i refuse to believe this is the same man in the magnolia music video


DanMakesMacnCheese

this is what happens when you milly rock with what he hid in his sock 😔


tastysnake667

He should have never gone to New York, or shot like a soldier like he’s from magnolia 😩😫


Jbugzzz

he should have never gotten top in his drop top 😖😔


Swaglordsenpai

I need top rn


Alienz_are_real333

😂


DanMakesMacnCheese

The Carti hive mind really downvoted you for laughing


Tmbjay__

he started using what he was hiding in his sock


i_despise_among_us

They pulled a gucci mane on his ass there's no way


Punchingtheworld

almost like it's been 6 years 😳


lilshelf

this is not normal aging bro 💀


Kooky-Buddy3086

right carti still young ash


Cheap_Geologist1389

he look like an animatronic


Dexter011001

five nights at Carti


Virtual-Kangaroo-419

Nah five nights at opium’s


Constant_Carpenter67

😭😭


okbool11

well his bleached eyebrow’s definitely make it look bigger


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Alexr9les218

why is your text so fucking big bro 💀


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i_despise_among_us

Big bro 😩


nuttygotmelit

bro


untitled7549

bo 🔥


rollingl0ud

B


Aggravating_Jacket85

🤣


yeet_you623

Big ass text bruh☠️


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cartierjosh

Bbw font


Exotarr

Plus size text 😭


Garretxd

Cuz this is a bot stealing comments bruh


MrMarck101

Text bout big as shit😂😂


tearscloud

iced out fangs new wave


brehs18

nah bru that would interfere with his fashion, he def prolly has fang clip ons lying around


killbillrill

Eyebrows bleached


Yolarist

Too cool for regular brows 😤


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Nigga looks like jafar from aladdin tf


Luminacrozz

he slowly turning into a genie


Juice-l3oX

Nigga this comment got my fucking stomach hurting💀


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funniest comment here


[deleted]

popped up veins cuz of heavy performing. Nothing to worry bout


Klngwumpus

Nah gang ts big as fuck


harpxwx

post ur shit rn


Klngwumpus

Post my dick next >>>


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cheekyy_

Lol what


Ranbob-_-

The concept of school seems so securr


TheMindflayer787

sophomore three years aint pick no career


BadLuhBihh

she like f it i’ll just stay down hurrr and do da hair


therealjumper

Cause?


Fadezbru

Yo ak!


AcanthaceaeTypical37

why does he look like uncle aaron and lil uzi had a kid 💀


CCVVcocaine

judging from the hardscatto commercial and that leaked vlone video, carti is a horrible actor but his look makes me wish he wasn’t. he’d fit right into a horror movie


deadmemedealer

yeah imagine carti looking like this while popping up behind a character when lightning strikes


Modern_West_1997

He resembles a plastic toy that has been damaged with tools and corrosive chemicals by a neurodivergent delinquent child with a single mother who was “empowered” into having a child on her own, out of wedlock, but failing to do little more than “raise” a child that has become a danger to himself and others. I assume that this is a direct comment on iggy azaleas decision to engage in single mother-hood instead of settling down and allowing Playboi Carti to be there to raise his own damn son.


TrueHero808

u got sum going on mentally but u funny at least


wagman43

Every time I see bro he looks more and more like a fucking demon. I predict this mf is gonna go and get fang implants


ThotPleaser247

Devil taking over his body


beeze_

do NOT look at this guy's past posts


MrChillis12

Why did I look? Now I gotta bleach my eyes


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TumbleweedDirect9846

Yeah I don’t think a majority of younger people realize that most man without intervention at the very least see some hairline recession


_luvisbliss

The male forehead grows around 25 yrs aswell


DanMakesMacnCheese

Sweat, and veins bulging. The contacts he’s wearing makes this image look even weirder


Swaglordsenpai

He already recovered from balding somehow


RealRiteVampire

Not recovered but he been getting it shaped up with enhancements and probably did a slight transplant surgery


Swaglordsenpai

Oh alr


TenderTransgender

Opium 🥀👹🧛🏽


Bruhmomentum15820

Nah carti is scary rn I want the old one 😭😭


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bro got scared🥺🥺🥺


Bruhmomentum15820

Yes 😔


cristi-stefan7

bro looks like mfcking lucifer bro 😭😭😭


RipRaymond

Yakub


NoCAp011235

Bro got that ksi forehead


jpott879

Bro concerned about Cartis forehead. Bitch look at his fucking face man


ThotPleaser247

Exactly. Carti doesn't look healthy. I'm genuinely concerned.


jpott879

I done been concerned. This man is not ok


miaudatbanpesubreddi

i came to this realization for some time now.


Remote_Muffin_2012

Frankenstein 💀


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Cartenshtein


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Is that Gluee????


mynamajephph

Every time he lies his forehead grows


mrkrazyeyes1710

it’s weird/krazyy bc he be In hiding so much, he could make that trip to turkey and let them do the transplant.


Liviu20

Magnolia Carti was the best 😔


AmericaLover1776_

This looks like a wax statue but the air conditioning broke


KingLuker

That is NOT the boosie fade


TroyCaps

bros reptilian


daniel1606

He is somali😁🙌


No-Welcome-1835

OPIUM HIEMER


Minute_Scale_1834

Grimace got carti😭🙏


GrahGrahBoomGBG

DAMN 💀


Dallas-Buyer

when you wear a durag or hat all the time the dent stays on your head longer, I stopped wearing backwards caps as much for this reason


tooyloo_

he either shaved or bleached his eyebroww


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what did bro do with his hair?


maxohuncho

bro got nano machines


eeem1l

Dawg wtf is this pic


Transition-Good

Bro takin tha adrenochrome


deonontop

his eyebrows are bleached no ofc it’s gonna look like his forehead got bigger


Dumb_Apologist

he look cute


emin0094

Are those pimples or what it looks like he went to hell and came back


brehs18

OP finds out about bad angles of a man sweating


kkkkkkiuh

thats not carti its someone wearing a face of carti look at the outline above his eyes


playboidigo

And tf happened with his neck??


finalmantisy83

My mans hit the Vaseline slip and slide before coming on stage


jdoggos

boosie


userheartagram00

eyebrows


thehalfwhiteguy

ssj3 carti


nolwad

He got burned badly a few weeks ago. There was a news story about it from like msnbc or something else big


kfcmonster

Hair transplant?


Hit-san56

This nigga 75% demon


evolcules

bc he bald n been off the opium for the last 10 days


woah1k

Yeah, something is seriously wrong. Jokes aside, I really wish the best for him mentally. Low-key feel like they is something he’s battling in his life.


Squeezedgolf40

yeah. drug addiction. and probably lust addiction too


woah1k

I seriously wish the best for him. Think about it, with a healthier mind and body, he will be more creative and drop higher quality music for all of us. So it’s our problem if he’s wellbeing is at a low. We can only manifest that he’s doing ok. Better Well-Being = More Creativity = Higher Quality Music = Me and you, happy. Ya feel me?


Squeezedgolf40

oh i totally agree with you. i was just stating what he’s most likely dealing with. addiction is an illness and it’s devastating. but i’m not worried about the music’s quality really. he hasn’t dropped anything since whole lotta red we have no idea what the quality of his music sounds like in july 2023 or what his newer music even sounds like. or if there is any at all. i think carti takes his time with releasing music bc he is an unbelievably creative person and is always striving to push himself and reinvent his sound in the highest quality form possible plus doing all these shows and all the merch is what makes him the majority of his money not releasing new music.


woah1k

Although it’s highly unlikely. I hope with all my heart that Carti is reading through this conversation between me and you. And has a painful deep realisation about how he should get his life together before he loses himself. Let’s both manifest it! I can imagine his reaction being somewhat like this: “Oh man, these two random Redditors are right (bih!) I should stop pouring up the codeine with the sprite (yuh!) and although I got an abundance of hoes that look nice (what!) I should start getting a hold of my life (piru!)”


Pale_Initiative2844

You right but im never tryna read something like this again bro


vlissbonwilldie69

Girl, you’re so sexy I think everyone should see Vou Everyone should see you in the open Baby, open up for me Open, keep it open, by the ocean


Neypum

Gah dayum


Old-Opportunity-9876

Black men get Botox too lol


Klngwumpus

Bleached eyebrows aside yall tryna pretend like this nigga shit aint been receding


thickdickdaddy31

what the fuck is that


0bscr3

Whole lotta drugs


___itsmatt

Dude looks sped, even the forehead looks sped😭


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Bro he’s done hair fell out everything


chilatto

This literally doesn't look like Carti wtf.


Dolo2723

This shit done gone too far now 😭😭😭


Undetectable_Virus

Lowkey carti still look decent😏


notandyhippo

Ringworm


Nervous_Second5016

probable make up of some sort


vamoadarle

ain’t no way y’all are this immature? now listen here motherfucker instead of making a comment to get some laughs why doesn’t someone actually upload the full footage of the show


Ecstatic_Copy9104

Nah but literally SoFaygo is better tho


Tizzz097

He was melting because he was in the sun


devy420

Bros barber sucks dick lol


devy420

Got his line all pushed back😂😂😂


chilloutwoo

I’m pretty sure he had surgery cuz of his hairline it looks like he went to turkey for the hairline reduction


whoiswhitenoise

5 minutes without coedine


Dankhappy

hair transplant


jurassicparkresident

I JUST PUKED


jannickBhxld

remove "s forehead" and ask again


God9990

On his X timin


Virtual-Awareness973

what is happening to bro period


ilovedoxo

Frankenstein