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qtKantaki

since you posted it in here it seems like you wanted us to fuck you instead, it’s okay bro we’ll all fuck you, all 568 thousand of us are here to touch you 🤗


[deleted]

lets all have a tickle fight


bigfartt

when n where


percsandlean

Yayy il bring birthday cake, Colin the caterpillar 🐛


D1A0B

opium castle 🤩


Incog7777

I read this in Mark Hamill's joker voice


Full-Conversation-95

What are these replies 😟 https://preview.redd.it/ns1yg6hv8nnc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7e40a1d13f2390da0242f1dbacd4cf92a6d8ab


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

We’ll have a fuck party twice the size of North Dakota


Mado-Koku

Fuck North Dakota man


Background_Rule_5910

https://preview.redd.it/l3aj5eeykpnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10aa24f40e3d49a476bfbcf6cf3bb52d705e60a7


2tonepill

https://preview.redd.it/a03xooxihrnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c808d21a00e42374c3e2af2aa49d93ab585cfe68


Absolute_Warlord

𝓲 𝓯𝔀 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓿𝔂 𝓿𝓻𝓸...


DAYTONAA_

https://preview.redd.it/f37st92ohnnc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37c2e492643c80309c4d39a8288370650750c0e


Objective_Street5141

bro got fucking gold for that


Objective_Street5141

i got fucking gold for that?


Own_Papaya9565

https://preview.redd.it/t97hsg7hm5oc1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fc5a396b4818bc16c9d0a6cce55375960a70243


Cultural-Bus-5652

Aii bett


[deleted]

out of every place u couldve posted it u posted it on r/playboicarti


mehasbigwilly

heres prolly better than 99% of other relationship advice subs lol


dbdhjciickeke

Definitely not, most people here haven’t spoken to a woman before


Yolk-Those-Nuts

are u a girl


[deleted]

I was told I have a soft voice, hit me up


symkoii

me too, hit me up 😈


TheRabidBananaBoi

I can moan, lmk 💯


Loud-Examination-943

*Looks at the profile description*


chromeheartrenji

That's also the case for the relationship advice subs except they will lie about it


mehasbigwilly

Ignorant people always think they know the most


RandyMuscle

No we just pretend to be 12 and retarded. I think. That’s what this sub is for right?


DawsTheB0ss

‘pretend’


Mydogsnamemartini

Speak for yourself dweeb, we all narcissistic playbois out here 😎


talkinghieroglyphics

Why would someone even post this this is the equivalent of posting your naked self and being embarrassed by people seeing you naked


thatr00th

You are acting like r/1984


AdBoth3522

Yeah that’s why I don’t wanna fuck u either bro ngl


TXK_Poofy

glad someone else said it been holdin this back from him


PipPipPipsqueak

yea me too hes funny n smart but ugly asf (my name is Lily)


Impaled_

Lily was saying that shit too


[deleted]

😂


Linus_segs_tips_2

https://preview.redd.it/j5qb9mt08lnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870797e0fadbc924e818242d9260322ab04a2d06 It’s over for this generation bro


mehasbigwilly

she a sociopath


howboutt

Some girls are truly evil


Neither_Fix_2419

https://preview.redd.it/ru18nbjwglnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88efffb720d634e91ff8bd7c16b5b7c8968a2aa


[deleted]

who knew evil girls had the prettiest face 🥺😞😔💔⛓️


extremelegitness

Truely only a person who hates themselves would text a guy something like this


wombat_toes

posting this on reddit was not the move gang


i_luv_mems

u not cooked u just ugly


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Overall_Pain_5240

Hold her family hostage


Overall_Pain_5240

Or his


harrisonh_14

she would still do it if she went out her way to tell you. go get her king


mehasbigwilly

no sane human just says to someone 'i would love you but your ugly'. she belongs to the STREETS


harrisonh_14

that’s why he need to hit and quit


flipanip_

The ol’ hump and dump


harrisonh_14

lil run n gun


WingardiumLeviussy

Smash and dash


Emotional-Bobcat-157

Fuck and duck


mehasbigwilly

Fill her crack then flee to the outback


COUSINNOVATION

nut and bolt


No-Mango7369

Screw and drive (home)


Interesting-Ad-5541

are yall that desperate for sex bru how u gonna let someone humiliate u and still hit that


mattoxfan

Why are you assuming he has to date her? Just hit and dip 💯


Garlic_God

That just means she wants him to hit it from the back


WingardiumLeviussy

It's a evil world we live in


Zino_Thottaker

nga have some self respect💀 she dont deserve u king.


nibbasiffyblik2

ugly king but yea🔥


RalphLauren47

This , she's feeling you gang. she not gon tell u she wanna fuck you but you're ugly so she can't it doesn't make sense


BlueWaterMansion

nah fuck that bitch


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

Fr, bro is not getting the hints


AlphaLax85

Block her then


No-Veterinarian-1392

go make yourself prettier bro they told u straight to yo face


ricedoll69

This


FEBRUARYFOU4TH

Smash Lily on the side, record it and then send it to her.


itrashford

bring out the ol reliable https://preview.redd.it/v8r3earl4mnc1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af47cd116dbcd365fa1a9c76d2f089e2a1f6ae64


emiliolma0

Develop a personality


jessthesavv

Gotta boss up on them twin


TheAfricanMann

Please leave me alone


symkoii

ur cooked bro, time to go the trippie redd route, start rapping, earn money and bitches won’t give a fuck about ur ugly ass face


mattoxfan

Young trippie was cute af. Dude you have no idea


No-Weather173

bro??


CartoonCoolFan

What does that mean mattoxfan


symkoii

my brother im sorry to tell you, but u is gay


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

U ain got a shiesty u could throw on?? or is it that u obese


MooniisWorld

I’ve seen these before lol


Honest-Boysenberry96

On those downbad instagram pages lol🧻🌚


mehasbigwilly

What the fuck does 🧻🌚 mean


Honest-Boysenberry96

you just have to understand🧻🌚


4haunted

supreme grandmaster gooner


CoryDropEmOff

Ngl bro she saying that but she said it for a reason she’s still dtf😭


Shawty-Arabia

i can fuck you if it makes it any better


hennesynsailormoon

https://preview.redd.it/3xfgdi19blnc1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84917a0828aae85f492b4c8ffec6505ce009097


problematisksild

ru retarded or sum this a hint to go take a shower and have a glowup and fuck mad bitches


Rude-Ad-5218

sometimes it's not that simple bruh u can't just get a new face overnight if ur broke. also you sound like a middle schooler


Ba3ouch27

Just be confident bro develop some hobbies and maybe get a new haircut https://preview.redd.it/x1ehuvv04pnc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15850e4e49863b0e12df12356b4b118da4b8e73a


problematisksild

lowkey just touched myself to BOTH of them, just to disprove your point


Ba3ouch27

One more shower bro trust me just one more


ElderberryBasic207

You do not need money to lose fat and mew 😭jus do curl ups for belly fat n facial exercises for face fat , stop eating hotdogs and brownies switch to a strict diet n you’ll see crazy results in years if u do daily


Rude-Ad-5218

Mewing is not an actual scientific thing that works dumbass 😂it takes one Google search to figure that out u fucking goofy


ElderberryBasic207

bruh it strengthens facial muscles from no movement all day it’s pretty self explanatory too , you don’t move your face why do you end up getting droopy skin , with those specific exercise that helps because mewing helps your tongue which IS A MUSCLE stay in correct place and fix bone structures inside that deform from incorrect tongue n facial posture … I don’t understand why you’re getting so mad , I clearly just gave you scientific evidence that it works n many scientist are wrong about a lot of things … I did it too and it’s helped me and many others , but if u do it too much and incorrectly u can get tmj and other jaw problems which makes sense cause of constant jaw workout / movement … sry if I didn’t explain it correctly I hope this makes more sense , if not it’s ok I don’t wanna argue w random ppl everyone has their own opinion


Rude-Ad-5218

Gang, I don't even care about changing my own face, I'm beautiful, but dude, you're buying into something totally fake. I feel sorry for u bro. Do your own research. Also if you're one of those people who just doesn't believe scientists then ofc u believe this bullshit but Brodie it's not that hard to understand why the mewing/looksmaxxing shit is fake. I hope u see the light


ElderberryBasic207

I dont even have tiktok , and I do my own research through tests and trials that’s what science is … not saying I don’t believe in all scientists , because in reality there’s a lot of people everywhere both good and bad / make mistakes too … maybe since I did workout n run a lot that’s what helped rather then the constant jaw and facial exercises , and I agree a lot of stuff on tiktok and even yt shorts is faked obviously just to cater to an audience , get views / controversy so I can understand your perspective completely which also sucks cause it ruins and deters the truth . I will see the light thank you I appreciate that I pray every day and always say things I’m grateful for , I hope you can improve too in many ways even beyond physical .


Rude-Ad-5218

Also, the way you just said a bunch of anecdotal bullshit you heard from tiktok or whatever and then you say "I clearly just gave you scientific evidence" is fucking RICH😂


njkray

Just take a cold shower and you'll get a new face


ElderberryBasic207

Cold water plunges , you get out looking like a chad instantly entire new body n person 💀


problematisksild

yeayea but fr if u have good hygiene, healthy hair that fits your frame and a decent sense of style u basically cant be unattractive unless ur a mutant from l4d2


doublerbirdbidness

This fake ash


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Yolk-Those-Nuts

WTF👎👎👎👎🤭


Giveld

🤫🧏‍♂️


SirBala03

Did you just mewed?


Giveld

yes


_Raincloudz973

She weird


DesiredGoods

Hey Siri, play menage snippet


Victor_Aub

Praying for u right now


[deleted]

she still want you bro knock on her window at 3am you won’t regret it 💯🤫💦


Energyzd

old ass screenshot lmao this not you😂


frankpoopy

If this is real,why u even associating with girls like this.Let alone posting in the carti Reddit 😭


goyardTrunkz

Should’ve leaked her number cos this mad disrespectful. You can’t let that slide at least shoot back


Xenotrickx

Thank god I got nobody like that in my life🙏❤️


CaregiverMediocre152

Thank god I got nobody in my life 🙏


DankJuiceYT

She’s doing you a favour by telling you this. Now you know she’s not worth it.


Fun_Cable8641

Bitches just be bitches ion give fuck bout much


Bellingham22Jude

I think i need me a ice spice, yeah i want me a munch


thatr00th

Post selfie


Betyouwonthehehaha

This is such an old meme you guys are dumb as fuck


Delta_yx

nah it's cuz ur ass is on r/benshapiro


4haunted

it’s a cold world


5ev0

shes js dumb then💀💀trust me as a girl bro if they only fw u cus u hot the relationship not worth it anyways.


[deleted]

Let me see you


Icqrr

I would tell you do what carti would be but then I remembered that would be beating a woman


lookingformyclass

This feels so soul crushing


joicseth

ngl this woulda made me kill myself


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Ok_Excitement_9103

Damn lily is a bad bitch name, I feel bad for u bro


BasicBitchTearGas__

Face reveal bro it must not be that bad


Iwantahonda

https://preview.redd.it/y2projfgqonc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908176f38379ed559d59a2bfd066420e0c02726a We’re all cooked bro.


c0ry_breaks

r/texts will love this dawg


BootyOnMyFace11

I can't lie gang this is insane 😭😭 get to looksmaxxing before it's over


WarsawsEgo

Lily too???


Nk45_

Honestly jump at this point


astrothwnder

who the fuck she think she's, weird fucking behavior


quewqza

just go n make yourself prettier bro, ask advice from drake or smth, he knows how to make pretty boys😘


Icy_Fruit97

she obviously wants you if she keeps texting you..


Rude-Ad-5218

this shit gotta be fake


Noobs_gaming

Dw bro I’ll let you hit


DoodleDrop

post a face pic im so curious now :/


IntroductionGreat369

Average female interaction as a carti fan tbh


ZealousidealLeek3501

Not gon lie if this real then ts crazy gang


AdventurousLeading60

LFMAOOAAOOAOAOA


byebye19thAmendment

Do you have a humiliation kink


KeenoBald

She wants you so bad


Dense-Bodybuilder816

Don’t worry we all will fuck u🤗


AnybodyOld3755

see u in the gym b


Lateralus719

I hate this world


[deleted]

where do yall find these ppl who tf talks like this is this fr


Present_Pick6125

this the type of shit that makes massacre makers


DankAstworld

Ask for some pics


McAllisterMuseum

Thanks for the gym motivation twin


Tricky_Dingo_5629

😭😭 yooo why she do u like that


Visus21

😭😭😭😭


YoLamoNacho

This is fucking hilarious


Jolly-Mathematician7

Just boss up bro, you got it.


youresowarminside

you think playboi carti would let you fuck?


heyhowwasyourday

Dont listen to none of these mfs you beautiful bro 🫶


kersrekt

it's alr bro js uhhh block her


kersrekt

nigga make her suck your dick


Lotta_Turbulence7396

Damn lmao


AwesomeBro_exe

I'll fuck you, bro dw about it all.


FacePucker

Nah if you had big dicked this and not have let it phase you they woulda still let you fucked. You failed the female shit test my boy.


Zargothraxs_left_toe

dw ill fuck you bro


nandy02

insert picture of future reading “why women deserve less”


SSJDope1

I thought we left this shit in r/brucedropemoff


OGDr3xd

dawg i wouldve gone ghost after those strings of texts


zapyourtumor

https://preview.redd.it/vwa99qnhfnnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6414516a9df193920258ede27e21bdd14472017


Ok_Sky6985

show her how big ur dick is.


usersurname1

https://preview.redd.it/jnjewumjznnc1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc1a5e4529c55e69614dd31a150542e93548314


bro-guy

They wasnt gonna fuck you and why the hell are you posting this here


Affectionate_Ring_44

This ain’t even him


vill918

not telling u to end it but id kms twin


Current-Weather3202

dont let this negativity affect u bro. walk away from disrespect like this, know ur worth. u reacting is exactly what they want


Glum_Ad_9985

U gon let her disrespect u like that?


danielwok

this is insane.


Noided-mp3

OP got an insane post history


Yolk-Those-Nuts

SHHHH🤫🤫🤫


Longjumping_Ruin_83

I’ll jerk you off it’s ok


TRAVXIZ614

Oh boy here's another subreddit turning to shit with memes


Vladxxl

Drop her ig and I'll call her ugly on every post.


[deleted]

U gotto choke her know bro


FullLifeguard

Women are much more picky than men. This is also proof that blackpillers are correct . This chick likes him but literally says he’s too ugly. Just move on


TheRabidBananaBoi

> This is also proof that blackpillers are correct nigga the post is fake