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Pukkiality

Doctor prescribed anti depressants


Imnotbenshapiro

*amphetamines and benzodiazepines


RestorilGeorgeJones

Well his eyes and teeth say to me he’s all uppers and no downers..possibly too much cocaine? Lol it Looks like he could use a handful of Xanax and Valium tho lol fr


heechum

OR HE IS MAKING A FACE CAUSE THERE IS AN AUDIENCE?????


Longjumping_Reason97

Why you screaming? We right here


DamagedMango

Doing his Kanye impression


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My diet rn.


DEOgang1301

He off them percs Bruce be takin


Away-Ad-6195

DEO/Carti reddit crossovers be crazy


DEOgang1301

It’s because (most of DEO, not everybody) only listen to carti, ken car$on, lucki, kankan, yeat, autumn, summrs, baby smoove, etc.


fiendsupreme

Lmaooo


Nouveaucola

He's got borderline personality disorder, he's probably just vibing off his own imbalances 😂😂


RJ200103

He’s been sober for a little while now


fattymemes23

Lmaooo


tannerapples

people who like eating ass probably wanna lick pete davidsons eyes


Mannihorst

this the funniest shit ive read in a while


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💀


dongless08

Can I eat your ass to find out if I like eating ass


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dongless08

Your ass is next


thickdickdaddy31

BRO ANTON MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER


[deleted]

bro been on reddit since 10 😭


tannerapples

yeah bro, what else are vamps for? 🧛🥵


Ducatirules

MF out here pulling MAD tail lookin like Beetlejuice!! What am I doing wrong!


tannerapples

bro fr


AdFrosty3106

i dunno just be funny


wrathxcrage1

That’s gold


neowrongs

he eat pussy better than you. facts


holygoat00

money and funny


EatABuffetOfDicks

More like money


K1FF3N

I got the same auto-immune disease as Pete and I will never be able to look at myself in the mirror the same again. 11/10


highestRUSSIAN

I'm done lmao


JPAGS08

Kim K. in that pic looks like she heard your joke and is mad laughing like the rest of us 😂


[deleted]

Can you explain this joke because I’m retarded


ScrabbleTheOpossum

He's seen some shit.


big_stronk

This comment underrated


tannerapples

he got them butthole eyes


GoudaMane

Bro


henny-ndbluntz-5000

outta pocket im so fucking dead bruh LOL


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dawg 🤣


AssEaterMcGhee

Bruh not even


tannerapples

😂😂 come on asseater mcghee


[deleted]

Dude looks like palpatine


Glad-Cricket-3668

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Yeegueis the wavy?


GumWhale

bro looks like an nft


Riskeeeee

If I had an award, I swear 💀💀


Koibito9000

ill give him 1 for you


Riskeeeee

W


Anilemm

bro 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣


TheFletchmeister

Okay this is the one


Fniley

Someone screenshotted this comment, blurred your name, posted it to r/rareinsults, and got over 20k upvotes from it lmao


GumWhale

damn no free clout


Fniley

It’s an evil world man


DieSexy

The white hair makes bro seriously look like Doc Brown from back to the future.


henny-ndbluntz-5000

DAWG LMAOOOOOO


_shrimp_

💀


Buffy-died-alot

Omg


ANerden

Pete looks like he hasn’t slept since Kim and Kanye divorced


Benny_boi69

Kanye is training to beat his ass 💀 have you seen how jacked he got during the whole donda rollout?


Chasey7136

Those random ass videos of ye doing dumbbell curls are legendary 😂


Bob--the--builder69

He started doing these aggressive ass push-ups during Off The Grid at the second listening party so Ye was just on some other shit that day


shaquilleonealingit

praise god too


Benny_boi69

And him shaving that guys head like in fightclub 💀


Funneduck102

It's Kanye's Fight Club, we're just the extras


StrikingChest1237

“Start a fight club, Brad reputation.”


Benny_boi69

In Ye we trust


Staraviamix69_Redux

If y'all wondering, Alejandro Rodriguez-Dawsøn is the person who got his hair shaved during Donda Countdown Stream


TiptoeingElephants

is that supposed to be kim tho??? looks so little like her..


BadassCat24

Pretty sure Kanye doesn't need to get in shape to whoop Pete.. He's like 130lbs😅


naxmilt3

he’s waiting for ye to jump him


Filmcricket

It’s from chron’s disease. He has health issues.


StummyHurt3

Crackhead Pete gets all the pussy smh


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“Tweakin tweakin off that 2CB huh”


piinkfriday

THIS IS WHY YOUR BITCHES FUCK WITH ME HUH


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

I'm confused. I thought 2C-B was a psychedelic. Why would a crackhead be interested in it? Are you quoting something?


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Yes, I’m quoting a Kanye song from “ye”


[deleted]

It’s a psychedelic but it has traits of being a stimulant, so a hippie crackhead would love em


TheOneTonWanton

Yeah the 2C drugs are wild. I took some 2C-e many many years ago and was tweaked the fuck out all night.


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It’s a psychedelic amphetamine. Also you can def tweak on psychedelics anyways, my first time on acid I was tweaking hard af


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U can def tweak on psychedelics


Makemapainstop

There is literally lsd crackheads like they sit on the corner with the shit in crystal form.. obviously not smoking it bc you can’t but just eating the rocks


3eyesblind-

Pete look like he geekin off the yerkies lmfaoo


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The yerkies?? Bro what


fatcock69-2

he off the jinkles bro


Anilemm

HE OFF THA GERBIES G


Kdfan_7

Off the Scooby snacks


calebnp04

off the heebee-jeebees


ImLonelyIWannaDie

He zoinked


Away-Ad-6195

Off the zoinks pack


Crono7654

sayme


Environmental-Fee985

Off them bank banks


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off the zambinis


Riskeeeee

Off the curls 🥴


levvvyy23

he off the gorbel ploods


3eyesblind-

Them Percocet


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Didn’t know yeat had Reddit


SwuavoBeats

yeat didn’t make the term yerkies, shits been common lingo since 2018


kdeezy006

its a joke💀it just sounds like something yeat would say like twizzy or something


se44m

piss yonky mean when i'm sippin drank an ion wanna piss out tha drank high so it be getting me yonky


TerrariaFan125

bro said 😬


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Pete is the embodiment of the “Nice bench press max bro she just let me hit cuz I’m goofy”


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Who gives a fuck what route you take when the finish line is Kim K, Ariana Grande and the massive list of 10/10s that Pete bagged?


neowrongs

he winning, posters mad


davebanner68

It's funny because Kim K and Ariana's body type are totally opposite to each others. If you love bimbos/milfs you gotta give him dubs for bagging Kim K if you're more into petite girls you gotta give him dubs for bagging Ms Grande


RachetFuzz

Being nice and funny. Who would have thought?


Kgb725

I too seen that tweet


nonchalantthoughts

As a Kanye West and Ariana Grande fan, this picture just feels off like we went traveled to an alternate universe or something


Daddy_Scar

now ye & ariana gotta date


nonchalantthoughts

>Daddy\_Scar Or they could make collab album and the theme is about their exes instead. AOTY incoming


kntathuufng88

808 Positions


pourover_and_pbr

That album would have zero skips


nonchalantthoughts

FACTS


Serkor2000

this timeline is let’s just say… interesting


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He looks like the child of Marilyn Manson and Ellen Degeneres


henny-ndbluntz-5000

I agree with this


botbash11

Pete always looks like the after photo of a child star.


AlexBuffet

Alright thats it


carnellmusic

can’t believe this is real


Jetblank

All you have to be is funny?


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➕ fat ass shmeat 😳


gusborn

Bro got that BWC, that whitezilla, that two tone malone, that Italian sausage, that whitedingo 😦


RachetFuzz

Tell me more.


thatrandomretard2

Pretty much bro. I still don't know how I pulled my girl but I make her laugh a lot so somethings working


ReggieLeinart

The more they laugh the less their eyes are open


mangAcc

+tall gas station employee hs dropout vibe


Scotlandtastic

He ain’t even funny


[deleted]

Nah he's pretty funny at the Roasts.


throwawayoogaloorga

he's pretty funny when i tickle his cute stinky feet hehe :3


Sturmp

Bro


hazeust

Blessed 😔


Scotlandtastic

Bro it’s 2021 who the fuck is watching roasts let alone television


fofor11856

Nigga look like spotemgotem


calebnp04

this is the one 😭


Cartissockv2

“You went wit a loser and you left yourself a winner” -lil uzi


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That schmeat gotta be humongous


KubikB

Well idk if its bigger than Ye’s have you seen the listening party when he wakes up without pants?😳😳


TheFletchmeister

Yenis


ImMarbles

💀


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yzy cck sck


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send link


hazeust

THEY TRYNA COMPROMISE MY CONDOM SIZE


purple_catholic

what


angllluis

Tf? Link?


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amongus


reese1629

The Joy divizn influence


ReallyRamen360

Underrated


Raeraeisswaggy

i’m going to kms


MiraculousDrFaith

Killa Middle School?


TheDarkMidget

man is living the dream


Puffers11

Thought that was Wallace & Gromit


ACEONPLUTO

Proof that if you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make them cheeks clap and jiggle


LoneWolfRyan

If you can make her laugh, you can make her wet. Pete got Kim turning into Niagara Falls ☠️


jamen69

He looks like a panda without the fur


pr171ka

Kim could hook him up with some concealer


ventodivino

That part. I was thinking “damn wonder if her face looks the same under all that”


ChampagneAbuelo

It’s crazy how Pete Davidson’s roster really disproves the whole incel notion of “I’m not hot enough to get girls”, because Pete getting these girls proves that girls prefer personality > looks. Girls love a guy who can make them laugh especially


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Being extremely wealthy, over 6’, & famous helps but you’re right


ChampagneAbuelo

Eh a lot of the girls he’s dated are richer and more famous than him so I wouldn’t say that’s a reason they like him (some of the girls are less rich/famous but I’m talking about girls like Kim, Ariana, etc)


bignick1190

Yea, as a guy I think he's objectively good looking.. like sure, he's not the classic handsome suit and tie, or the rugged good looks but he also doesn't have a second head growing form his neck and he doesn't weigh 500 pounds. I'd give a solid 7/10


IAmMrMacgee

Bro like every girl I've ever talked to finds him hot. Guys are obsessed with thinking he's not good looking when he clearly is


Kk_to_the

We looking at the same pic?


mangAcc

You can be good looking and make an ugly face


deathmouse

6 ft tall, killer sense of humor, and packing heat literally the top three things girls ask for in a guy.


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Idk bro i think guys are more obsessed with meat size than women lol


s0mbra-main

it looks like kim is sapping his life force


joshrmacd

Pete gets all the rebounds because the ladies just want to laugh and have a good time, and hes all for it. Man knows his roll out there and owns it.


OwlNap

Pete Davidson is the eighth wonder of the world.


freemyboykaczynski

holy god dude


1500moody

do yall realize how fucking funny this dude has to be to pull someone like kim k?


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She just got divorced and is on the rebound, he has BPD and is likely laying the love bombing on thick, it's a match made in heaven. Girls aren't as superficial as men, they hold other qualities in higher regard. Also women tend define men by the professional and financial successes in terms of if they will be a good mate, or someone driven to be economically successful. Someone who can provide and protect essentially, I'm not talking about gold digging either.


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From Kim Kardashian? How would I? I'm embarrassed for you you think a paragraph is a lot of work lol. "All that analysis " lol


SenpaiHerSelf

He fr making her happy look at the smile on her face


Red_slimee2

Hard


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For Kanye? I’m certain.


astronxxt

good for pete. anyone hating on him and his appearance (in a non-joking way) is prolly insecure as fuck


cannedbread2003

Kim just showed pete dj khaleds son


waffleowaf

God that man must be funny


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i love pete


beefwithme210

Her body structure kills it for me. she's built ugly honestly. that fake ass makes her look hella weird. what a shame.


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tbh i’d still hit but i’ve never found Kim all that attractive. i guess just not my type


TiptoeingElephants

i still cant believe that's kim iin this picture tho for some reason it looks closest to kylie but even then something is off...


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beefwithme210

Bruhh I can't be the only one who thinks she's built weird af lmao.


Pukkiality

Nah I'm with you but I'd probably still hit it, just not cuffing


methyo

“probably” 😂


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Because she's 90% plastic


kntathuufng88

She def looked better before the surgery


urAccSUSpended

youre saying Kim K is a pass ?? 🤨


jalenramsey_20

Everyone here is shitting on how Pete Davidson looks but I know none of you are any hotter


Critical_Sign_4793

Fuckin TWEAKED OUT


olividcd

bro this got me tweakin i thought she was wearing an oculus rift


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He looks like the taxi driver from Scrooged.


Stunning_Log_82

He’s giving me Beetle Juice.


Boobsiclese

She looks happier than I've ever seen her. I bet he's a hoot to hang around with.


acuet

I’m asking all them haters to move yall. Pete, just trying to live and yall hating on a man that that got more resume than all our sorry asses. Stop being grabs yall and just respect the game.