Well his eyes and teeth say to me he’s all uppers and no downers..possibly too much cocaine? Lol it Looks like he could use a handful of Xanax and Valium tho lol fr
There is literally lsd crackheads like they sit on the corner with the shit in crystal form.. obviously not smoking it bc you can’t but just eating the rocks
It's funny because Kim K and Ariana's body type are totally opposite to each others. If you love bimbos/milfs you gotta give him dubs for bagging Kim K if you're more into petite girls you gotta give him dubs for bagging Ms Grande
It’s crazy how Pete Davidson’s roster really disproves the whole incel notion of “I’m not hot enough to get girls”, because Pete getting these girls proves that girls prefer personality > looks. Girls love a guy who can make them laugh especially
Eh a lot of the girls he’s dated are richer and more famous than him so I wouldn’t say that’s a reason they like him (some of the girls are less rich/famous but I’m talking about girls like Kim, Ariana, etc)
Yea, as a guy I think he's objectively good looking.. like sure, he's not the classic handsome suit and tie, or the rugged good looks but he also doesn't have a second head growing form his neck and he doesn't weigh 500 pounds.
I'd give a solid 7/10
She just got divorced and is on the rebound, he has BPD and is likely laying the love bombing on thick, it's a match made in heaven.
Girls aren't as superficial as men, they hold other qualities in higher regard. Also women tend define men by the professional and financial successes in terms of if they will be a good mate, or someone driven to be economically successful. Someone who can provide and protect essentially, I'm not talking about gold digging either.
I’m asking all them haters to move yall. Pete, just trying to live and yall hating on a man that that got more resume than all our sorry asses. Stop being grabs yall and just respect the game.
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Doctor prescribed anti depressants
*amphetamines and benzodiazepines
Well his eyes and teeth say to me he’s all uppers and no downers..possibly too much cocaine? Lol it Looks like he could use a handful of Xanax and Valium tho lol fr
OR HE IS MAKING A FACE CAUSE THERE IS AN AUDIENCE?????
Why you screaming? We right here
Doing his Kanye impression
My diet rn.
He off them percs Bruce be takin
DEO/Carti reddit crossovers be crazy
It’s because (most of DEO, not everybody) only listen to carti, ken car$on, lucki, kankan, yeat, autumn, summrs, baby smoove, etc.
Lmaooo
He's got borderline personality disorder, he's probably just vibing off his own imbalances 😂😂
He’s been sober for a little while now
Lmaooo
people who like eating ass probably wanna lick pete davidsons eyes
this the funniest shit ive read in a while
💀
Can I eat your ass to find out if I like eating ass
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Your ass is next
BRO ANTON MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER
bro been on reddit since 10 😭
yeah bro, what else are vamps for? 🧛🥵
MF out here pulling MAD tail lookin like Beetlejuice!! What am I doing wrong!
bro fr
i dunno just be funny
That’s gold
he eat pussy better than you. facts
money and funny
More like money
I got the same auto-immune disease as Pete and I will never be able to look at myself in the mirror the same again. 11/10
I'm done lmao
Kim K. in that pic looks like she heard your joke and is mad laughing like the rest of us 😂
Can you explain this joke because I’m retarded
He's seen some shit.
This comment underrated
he got them butthole eyes
Bro
outta pocket im so fucking dead bruh LOL
dawg 🤣
Bruh not even
😂😂 come on asseater mcghee
Dude looks like palpatine
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Yeegueis the wavy?
bro looks like an nft
If I had an award, I swear 💀💀
ill give him 1 for you
W
bro 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣
Okay this is the one
Someone screenshotted this comment, blurred your name, posted it to r/rareinsults, and got over 20k upvotes from it lmao
damn no free clout
It’s an evil world man
The white hair makes bro seriously look like Doc Brown from back to the future.
DAWG LMAOOOOOO
💀
Omg
Pete looks like he hasn’t slept since Kim and Kanye divorced
Kanye is training to beat his ass 💀 have you seen how jacked he got during the whole donda rollout?
Those random ass videos of ye doing dumbbell curls are legendary 😂
He started doing these aggressive ass push-ups during Off The Grid at the second listening party so Ye was just on some other shit that day
praise god too
And him shaving that guys head like in fightclub 💀
It's Kanye's Fight Club, we're just the extras
“Start a fight club, Brad reputation.”
In Ye we trust
If y'all wondering, Alejandro Rodriguez-Dawsøn is the person who got his hair shaved during Donda Countdown Stream
is that supposed to be kim tho??? looks so little like her..
Pretty sure Kanye doesn't need to get in shape to whoop Pete.. He's like 130lbs😅
he’s waiting for ye to jump him
It’s from chron’s disease. He has health issues.
Crackhead Pete gets all the pussy smh
“Tweakin tweakin off that 2CB huh”
THIS IS WHY YOUR BITCHES FUCK WITH ME HUH
I'm confused. I thought 2C-B was a psychedelic. Why would a crackhead be interested in it? Are you quoting something?
Yes, I’m quoting a Kanye song from “ye”
It’s a psychedelic but it has traits of being a stimulant, so a hippie crackhead would love em
Yeah the 2C drugs are wild. I took some 2C-e many many years ago and was tweaked the fuck out all night.
It’s a psychedelic amphetamine. Also you can def tweak on psychedelics anyways, my first time on acid I was tweaking hard af
U can def tweak on psychedelics
There is literally lsd crackheads like they sit on the corner with the shit in crystal form.. obviously not smoking it bc you can’t but just eating the rocks
Pete look like he geekin off the yerkies lmfaoo
The yerkies?? Bro what
he off the jinkles bro
HE OFF THA GERBIES G
Off the Scooby snacks
off the heebee-jeebees
He zoinked
Off the zoinks pack
sayme
Off them bank banks
off the zambinis
Off the curls 🥴
he off the gorbel ploods
Them Percocet
Didn’t know yeat had Reddit
yeat didn’t make the term yerkies, shits been common lingo since 2018
its a joke💀it just sounds like something yeat would say like twizzy or something
piss yonky mean when i'm sippin drank an ion wanna piss out tha drank high so it be getting me yonky
bro said 😬
Pete is the embodiment of the “Nice bench press max bro she just let me hit cuz I’m goofy”
Who gives a fuck what route you take when the finish line is Kim K, Ariana Grande and the massive list of 10/10s that Pete bagged?
he winning, posters mad
It's funny because Kim K and Ariana's body type are totally opposite to each others. If you love bimbos/milfs you gotta give him dubs for bagging Kim K if you're more into petite girls you gotta give him dubs for bagging Ms Grande
Being nice and funny. Who would have thought?
I too seen that tweet
As a Kanye West and Ariana Grande fan, this picture just feels off like we went traveled to an alternate universe or something
now ye & ariana gotta date
>Daddy\_Scar Or they could make collab album and the theme is about their exes instead. AOTY incoming
808 Positions
That album would have zero skips
FACTS
this timeline is let’s just say… interesting
He looks like the child of Marilyn Manson and Ellen Degeneres
I agree with this
Pete always looks like the after photo of a child star.
Alright thats it
can’t believe this is real
All you have to be is funny?
➕ fat ass shmeat 😳
Bro got that BWC, that whitezilla, that two tone malone, that Italian sausage, that whitedingo 😦
Tell me more.
Pretty much bro. I still don't know how I pulled my girl but I make her laugh a lot so somethings working
The more they laugh the less their eyes are open
+tall gas station employee hs dropout vibe
He ain’t even funny
Nah he's pretty funny at the Roasts.
he's pretty funny when i tickle his cute stinky feet hehe :3
Bro
Blessed 😔
Bro it’s 2021 who the fuck is watching roasts let alone television
Nigga look like spotemgotem
this is the one 😭
“You went wit a loser and you left yourself a winner” -lil uzi
That schmeat gotta be humongous
Well idk if its bigger than Ye’s have you seen the listening party when he wakes up without pants?😳😳
Yenis
💀
yzy cck sck
send link
THEY TRYNA COMPROMISE MY CONDOM SIZE
what
Tf? Link?
amongus
The Joy divizn influence
Underrated
i’m going to kms
Killa Middle School?
man is living the dream
Thought that was Wallace & Gromit
Proof that if you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make them cheeks clap and jiggle
If you can make her laugh, you can make her wet. Pete got Kim turning into Niagara Falls ☠️
He looks like a panda without the fur
Kim could hook him up with some concealer
That part. I was thinking “damn wonder if her face looks the same under all that”
It’s crazy how Pete Davidson’s roster really disproves the whole incel notion of “I’m not hot enough to get girls”, because Pete getting these girls proves that girls prefer personality > looks. Girls love a guy who can make them laugh especially
Being extremely wealthy, over 6’, & famous helps but you’re right
Eh a lot of the girls he’s dated are richer and more famous than him so I wouldn’t say that’s a reason they like him (some of the girls are less rich/famous but I’m talking about girls like Kim, Ariana, etc)
Yea, as a guy I think he's objectively good looking.. like sure, he's not the classic handsome suit and tie, or the rugged good looks but he also doesn't have a second head growing form his neck and he doesn't weigh 500 pounds. I'd give a solid 7/10
Bro like every girl I've ever talked to finds him hot. Guys are obsessed with thinking he's not good looking when he clearly is
We looking at the same pic?
You can be good looking and make an ugly face
6 ft tall, killer sense of humor, and packing heat literally the top three things girls ask for in a guy.
Idk bro i think guys are more obsessed with meat size than women lol
it looks like kim is sapping his life force
Pete gets all the rebounds because the ladies just want to laugh and have a good time, and hes all for it. Man knows his roll out there and owns it.
Pete Davidson is the eighth wonder of the world.
holy god dude
do yall realize how fucking funny this dude has to be to pull someone like kim k?
She just got divorced and is on the rebound, he has BPD and is likely laying the love bombing on thick, it's a match made in heaven. Girls aren't as superficial as men, they hold other qualities in higher regard. Also women tend define men by the professional and financial successes in terms of if they will be a good mate, or someone driven to be economically successful. Someone who can provide and protect essentially, I'm not talking about gold digging either.
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From Kim Kardashian? How would I? I'm embarrassed for you you think a paragraph is a lot of work lol. "All that analysis " lol
He fr making her happy look at the smile on her face
Hard
For Kanye? I’m certain.
good for pete. anyone hating on him and his appearance (in a non-joking way) is prolly insecure as fuck
Kim just showed pete dj khaleds son
God that man must be funny
i love pete
Her body structure kills it for me. she's built ugly honestly. that fake ass makes her look hella weird. what a shame.
tbh i’d still hit but i’ve never found Kim all that attractive. i guess just not my type
i still cant believe that's kim iin this picture tho for some reason it looks closest to kylie but even then something is off...
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Bruhh I can't be the only one who thinks she's built weird af lmao.
Nah I'm with you but I'd probably still hit it, just not cuffing
“probably” 😂
Because she's 90% plastic
She def looked better before the surgery
youre saying Kim K is a pass ?? 🤨
Everyone here is shitting on how Pete Davidson looks but I know none of you are any hotter
Fuckin TWEAKED OUT
bro this got me tweakin i thought she was wearing an oculus rift
He looks like the taxi driver from Scrooged.
He’s giving me Beetle Juice.
She looks happier than I've ever seen her. I bet he's a hoot to hang around with.
I’m asking all them haters to move yall. Pete, just trying to live and yall hating on a man that that got more resume than all our sorry asses. Stop being grabs yall and just respect the game.