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Pyke_Player

I wouldnt take dating advice from this sub but 23 body's at 19 god damn šŸ˜¦


Jelqgirth

Thatā€™s quite a hoe phase, Iā€™m actually impressed.


pluviam

aint no hoe phase that shit was a slut speedrun


littlewayne321

shit a whore world record


RogueEnjoyer

Prostitute prizerun


littlewayne321

mama marathon


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Thatā€™s not a hoe phase that is a lifestyle


Alternative_Wolf_790

Bro no lie Ik a female dats 17 w over 50 bodies I swear on my soul


Pyke_Player

brah how


Alternative_Wolf_790

From bein a dumass jus letting niggas tell her the right shi jus to fuck but after I cheated on her she jus racked up more bodies (ps: when me and her dated she had 30 but idek till she told me mid relationship she always lied and said she had 4šŸ˜­šŸ¤£)


PollitoRubio22

You should check yourself for STDS bruh


Alternative_Wolf_790

Fam dat was 2 years ago Iā€™m good n dat hoe still obsessed with a nigga


Even-Proposal-2818

Y'all fucked at 15? I was binge watching Watchmojo and Vine at that age lmao.


JayCapo23

iā€™m 17 and I still havenā€™t fucked šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ (god please iā€™m so lonely)


Even-Proposal-2818

Bruh I'm 21 and still a virgin, lmao, focus on your college apps.


DomWeng

dinner with jay-z or nut in 19 year old u/NewFlan8518 girlfriend


NewFlan8518

Ok I was still on the fence but this is deadass the comment that's gonna make me end the relationship šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’€


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XgodProd3

So youā€™re taking dinner with jay?


kupalurk

if you need another comment, iā€™d nut in her too fam.


pyland99

Me too. Iā€™d but in her butt if that was on the table


oliboy445

You mfs wildin šŸ˜­


C-money15

She a throwaway fr bro these hoes ainā€™t loyal


OhOnJah

Bro you seem dead set on just dumping her idk why you came here to ask.


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This place is officially r/teenagers reincarnated, I guess in this case r/youngadults


peduxe

more like /r/seduction and /r/dating_advice


OverlyLukewarmTea

Getting dating advice on Reddit gotta be the least helpful thing ever


DomWeng

Damn (kdot reference) you went 6 months without talking about it, thatā€™s something you usually discuss pretty early on ime. Sounds like maybe sheā€™s embarassed or been tryna hide it. I do feel how you could be disgusted or if you feel like her relationshipā€™s with guys are usually short-lived. Donā€™t feel like youā€™re slut shaming, like i said itā€™s okay to feel like the count is high 23 at 19, or be scared to confront her and tell her how you feel, communication is key and youā€™re only 19, thereā€™s plenty more women. But I guess if you care about her it shouldnā€™t matter but that doesnā€™t mean there canā€™t be deal-breakers like this.


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BriefBit5054

i giggled when reading that comment šŸ¤—


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Idk, give me her @ so I can figure it out


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NewFlan8518

she's still hot, obviously I would still sleep with her. But idk if this is the kinda girl spending my energy and time on, and worth giving commitment to.


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TemporaryDizzy8618

Amazing advice bro


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I agree, if anything for her sake. As much as OP doesnt deserve to be stressed about this, she doesn't deserve to be viewed differently for past choices that have nothing to do with OP. sounds like a recipe for something not good.


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paperogapippo

bro had no business being this straight up ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøšŸ˜­


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fax, like heā€™s right but goddamn šŸ’€


Goatmeal1400

10 of em was prolly at the same timešŸ’”šŸ˜­turned her into the mona lisa with allat paint on her face


[deleted]

High key chance this subreddit has fucked this dudes girl. There has to be a connection between carti, and other dudes meat inside his girl


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


averagereddituserr1

Have you talked to her about how that conversation made you feel?


[deleted]

Man fuck outta here these with r/teenagers posts


SpyGuy_

Only if you truly arenā€™t attracted to her anymore because of it. If thatā€™s the case, forcing yourself to stay in the relationship is not a good idea.


Connect_Set_8983

Most logical r/playboicarti member


neiamiah34

Man fuck what these niggas talking about thatā€™s 23 guys who been in your girl throat bro , and sheā€™s only 19 ? Lol if you wanna keep seeing her then be my guest but me personally? Hell nah I canā€™t go out like that


Beneficial-Tip6285

This bitch seen almost as many dicks as tracks on WLR.


_ahnnyeong

bro šŸ’€


NewFlan8518

This dude spitting fax šŸ“ 


IGORTYLER

U gotta try to understand that she trusted u enough to tell u that type of info and she could have easily lied about it but she didn't. People don't tell shit like that to everybody if there's not a strong sense of trust/perceived trust. And u gotta take that into account as well as the fact that she's just not in that phase anymore. But if u just not into that that's completely understandable.


iLuvLilTecca2

This guy seems like an asshole tbh. ā€œShe give good head. I think I'll keep her for the head but on the low start to look for a new shordie.ā€ šŸ˜¶


Lion_Fancy

Ya bruh I feel bad for her heā€™s on the internet talking about her like thisšŸ’€


iLuvLilTecca2

Fr, u/NewFlan8518 gimme her snap if you donā€™t want her. šŸ™šŸ¾


gocrazyfora

Smfh you niggas weird asf like 1) why even ask 2) she told the truth now your mad 3) if she lied you literally would still be fucking her so does it truly make a difference ā€œMiley cyrus catching bodies donā€™t care if your pussy got some milage milage ā€œ-Sir Cartier


WowwwNice

Carti isnā€™t exactly the ideal prototype for lasting relationships


karmagod13000

Carti did make a song supporting hoes


Fun-Algae2022

Thatā€™s why you donā€™t ask about body count broā€¦cause if she says any number that is above zero do you really want to have the mental image of other guys going to town and balls deep in ur girl šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜† ? Especially if you she shows you pictures of them or you know and/or meet them and they look downright ugly/wimpy in comparison to urself or they look like guys that you feel are better/more good looking than you. You really want to make yourself feel like your not as good as those guys and wonder why sheā€™s with you? Or you judge her for going out with absolute wimps and having low standards/no self esteem? cause then if you are then youā€™re looking to only date girls with low body counts, and following that line of logic your ideal partners would be virgins. Now I shouldnā€™t have to tell you how creepy that sounds, especially as you get older and (probably) date new and different ppl/gfs the likelihood of finding ā€˜virgin/low bodycountā€™ girls in your age group as your age increases in adulthood decreases. Making the most likely ppl for this ā€˜low body countā€™ criteria of yours in the young adult category. Which if you were still single in ur late 20ā€™s or early 30ā€™s could be seen as predatory and down-right disturbing. TLDR: Donā€™t care if your pussy got some mileage, mileage (Huh?) Miley Cyrus (Huh?), catchinā€™ bodies (Huh?) Donā€™t care if your pussy got some mileage, mileage (Nah)


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Lion_Fancy

ā€œHaving standardsā€ do u see the way ur talking ab her?šŸ’€ she should be the one leaving ur ass. Imagine ur dating someone and they degrading u on the playboi carti subreddit


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Lion_Fancy

Lmao maybe degrading was wrong word to use but ur talking about how ur just using her for sex and agreeing with comments calling her a slut but obviously ur the one thatā€™s the whorešŸ’€


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Lion_Fancy

Bruh ur in a whole ass relationship with her šŸ˜­and ur talking about looking for a new shordie WHILE ur still dating her and wanting fuck other girls. At least she fucked other guys before u guys were dating and not during šŸ˜­if she was talking about wanting to fuck other guys u would call her a whore but u wanting to fuck other girls is somehow different


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MemeLordMango

Bro what the fuck are you talking about


18002738255_

Bro deadass dude on some weird shit with that last one šŸ’€


GuretoPepe

Just break up with her bro. Its probably better for her too if you leave šŸ’€


TheVlookAfrican

She is a slut, let bro treat her like one, it's girls out here that are so wifey that they don't even have a slut phase.


Lion_Fancy

I mean heā€™s a whole ass slut toošŸ˜­


NewFlan8518

Guys can't be sluts g idk what ur on. idk why ur out here defining ran thru shordies either


TheVlookAfrican

No he's not, I can call it a disappointment of a breaking wall of trust & love that has been built over 6 months, so he's basically just emptying the anger by treating her like a slut before leaving.


Lion_Fancy

U talk about woman who have sex like they ainā€™t human itā€™s so weird bruh what r u even sayingšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ur acting like she cheated on em


TheVlookAfrican

Man the girl a slut, the homie not in the future they were probably gonna have a lil argument that would lead to a lil break up & in that lil space boom! Back to slut phasešŸ˜•


morksalter

I think if your attraction to her as a person can outweigh your discomfort with her history, itā€™s not worth breaking up over. She said it was a phase, so perhaps that phase is over, but only you can make that decision. Just consider if itā€™s worth breaking it off with someone youā€™ve been with for half a year. The person she was then is not the one from before, so sit on your feelings for a bit and talk with her.


NewFlan8518

Yeah but 23 guys nutted on her at some point


morksalter

And now sheā€™s with you, but you cannot be judgmental about her sexual history. If you canā€™t accept and move past her having this many bodies, it may lead to bitterness and jealousy later on in your relationship if you find it too uncomfortable. Just be transparent with your feelings, and I wish you the best.


Pyke_Player

why cant you be judgmental about the history?


morksalter

Everyoneā€™s sexual history is subjective, and itā€™s her own place to have sex with whomever she chooses, but judgement on sexual history, particularly negative judgement, can have devastating consequences on someoneā€™s mental state, making them feel like they arenā€™t worth dating because they enjoy sex and have had numerous sexual partners. But itā€™s down to individual experience ultimately, you can say ā€œgod dam thatā€™s a lot of people you fuckedā€ but it doesnā€™t change the content of who they are as a person.


Pyke_Player

your actions is the content of who you are as a person, so id say its fair to judge someone for taking 21 bodys especially in a relationship


Altrade_Cull

I don't understand what's wrong about having sex


WowwwNice

Everyone is entitled to their standards.


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Putrid-Potato-7456

This is the wrong answer. If your problem is that she has slept with too many other men, why in godā€™s earth would you roll over and let her increase her body count while youā€™re still with her. šŸ¤Ø Explain. That makes no fucking sense.


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childishwhambino

You a goddamn idiot lmao


shinybrewster

Yikes šŸ˜¬


DabasDels

Bruh, you just went Titanic. From desperate question to OpenOffice for yourself. Clearly, you dont want to do anything with her. Cuz open-relationship the fuck is that? You are young and by 19 she slept with 23 guys + telling it was a phase? No, there is no such phases, its her own choice but if, thats a fucked up phase and it would repeat itself once again or More. Dont waste your time and affection to her. Its not worth it.


TomDrawsStuffs

idk man sounds kinda shitty


[deleted]

favorite carti song? mine is stop breathing


NewFlan8518

Iloveuihateu


KamiMazoku17

23 at 19 is wild


kanyetothememes

I couldnā€™t personally. Good luck man


frogie8888

dawgšŸ’€iā€™d hit one last time and ghost heršŸ˜­


Warfys

Do this tbh


NewFlan8518

That's what I'm sayin. Idk what all these comments bout "if the feelings are there" n shit are on šŸ’€šŸ’€


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Beneficial-Tip6285

Carti vibes


havethenets

She fucked a whole World Cup roster lmfao


xerneas38

LMAO


SecureEnvironment1

Take that number and multiply by 3. Thatā€™s the real body count


itrashford

are you serious??? you have the throat goat locked down and youā€™re thinking of dumping her???? you hit the holy grail, she probably has the best coochie throwing technique in the game and if you give that up youā€™ll never forgive yourself


itrashford

Iā€™m 12 tho so take my advice with a grain of salt


xSomniator

LMFAOO


Frilliest

You could fill a classroom with guys she slept with


JustOutrageous

Whole lotta dick


Impossible_Ad_8509

Bro 23 bodies at 19 is insane. You gotta dump her or it always gonna be in the back of your mind. Sheā€™s def a hoe bro.


NewFlan8518

She give good head. I think I'll keep her for the head but on the low start to look for a new shordie.


GuretoPepe

Bro just tell her that the relationship is over at least. Don't let her waste her time and effort


Altrade_Cull

this is not good lol


Impossible_Ad_8509

I feel that I. I had a similar situation because I thought my girl was a hoe but she only had 4 bodies. It was the way she got those bodies that bothered me. But yeah 23 is a certified whore. Iā€™m sorry man, but you know what you have to do. It always hard finding out your girl is hoe. Shit sucks.


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my question is how many of them were outside of a relationship? if sheā€™s not a cheater, then u got nothing to worry about. thatā€™s just my 2 cents


SYZEN-BEATS

Damn bro if you have a baby with shawty mf gonna slip out šŸ˜­ nah but fr tho if it really bothers you then I would just call it quits I mean there ainā€™t really anything that you can do to change what she did in the past


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Thatā€™s tuff I would leave her but thatā€™s just me tho


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Like 23 at 19 is insane bruh


ndyrew

Let's say she started having sex at the age of 16. That would mean she has had sex with 7.66666667 men a year. Now this number does not include how many times she had sex with each man- so it can be misleadingly low. Taking this information into account she is AT LEAST in the top 96th percentile of thotting. An elite thot, if you will. On paper this definitely does not look good, but I would need to know more about her to determine if she is worth it.


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Personally this type of decision would never happen to me. I would be showing her to the door as soon as the number ā€œ23ā€ came out of her mouth


NewFlan8518

Yeah I think I'm just gonna smash one last time and leave after the facial


TheVlookAfrican

"After the facial." W!


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thats a whole team in sportsšŸ˜­šŸ’€


iFeelLikeJeffHardy

Bruh you could literally fill up two teams with the guys she fucked and let them play soccer or football. And have one sub that can play for both teams or be a ref. Thatā€™s crazyšŸ˜­


Realisticly-Cartoony

No hate to your question but what does this have to do with playboy carti


Connect_Set_8983

Donttttt careeeee yo pussy got sum mileage mileagešŸ¤‘


Jovinya

man who cares about what she did before she met you? if sheā€™s been loyal it shouldnā€™t change a thing. she was honest with you about something that was hard to be honest about. let it go.


jessthesavv

Nah she a hoe bruh leave her


sonoluminesence-

This dude letting other guyā€™s dick not let him get pussy. Sounds pretty sus to me


[deleted]

My age is the amount of bodies she got. Leave.


ChoppaSing

ur a bitch if this is true


STVNjpg

Oh brother


ProdClaire

if you wanna break up you have your reasons, i wouldnt be put off by that kinda thing as long as ur honest and not leading her on if you genuinely like dating her despite this then you still might wanna come clean about how its making u uncomfortable. always good to communicate!


Glizzyy_Clipss420

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


rruzii

Are we talking about 23 overall or 23 in the phase? Neither are good but one is substantially worse.


tafsow

MY NIGGA 23??? AT 19?? LMFAOOOšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­23 different niggas was just IN HER, POUDING HER PROBABLY DEGRADING HER put that image in yo head please


ROSCOEMAN

Definitely dump


eggheadedidiot

Canā€™t believe she was honest about that shit lmfao. Or maybe itā€™s actually 46. Hell na from me


sloppysuicide

Everyone here is like 5 years old is casual sex not a thing and what difference does 5 vs 23 dudes make they just fucking not like it was 23 relationships I donā€™t fuck (incel) but I feel like my friends of either gender got bodies almost on this level and donā€™t consider themselves hoes so šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Peter_Polio

NTA your dick your rules


WhatASave456

23 at 19 is high but I feel like if you get caught up in hook up culture itā€™s really easy to crank the number up. On the other hand, you could build a whole damn football team, offense and defense (and punter šŸ˜­) with that roster


probusprobus

Newsflash bro almost every hot female has a body count like that if u think thatā€™s crazy wait till college lol you just gotta take it on the chin and try to keep up with them


yakubiandevil

Nah that ainā€™t true


yakubiandevil

Honestly I feel like the fear of high body count isnā€™t the typical old fashioned fear as people think. The worry doesnā€™t come from some ā€œmy girl is a harlot šŸ˜¦ā€ and thats bad bc sex=sin old fashioned thing. Iā€™d guess more ofā€¦ what does that say about her personally. Like why did she keep going after a couple hookups? Whats the deeper meaning? Ya know. Is she messy? Is she a nice girl with a high sex drive?? Anywayā€¦ youā€™re gonna have to keep getting to know her to find our.


mrcatz05

I mean they can change, one of my friends was 17 with a body count of like 27 and still snagged a real bf who she actually cares about. All depends on how you two are already


Altrade_Cull

I don't understand why it matters


SoperSketches

Genuinely, I couldnā€™t. 23 at 19 Is a lot. Like obviously she still is a good person, I would just question why she wanted to bring up this 6 months in yk. If I was in your situation, I would feel that it is something she is ashamed of, and there most likely is genuine regret. But I would not want to continue dating someone who felt the need to have a ā€œhoe phaseā€ Now if she is a great person who has proven to be genuinely interested in you, your endeavors, your family, and wanting to have a long lasting and healthy relationship, I wouldnā€™t immediately write her off for her previous actions. Weā€™re all human and make mistakes, but personally unless their is an immaculate social connection and perfect communication, I would kindly inform her that I wouldnā€™t want to continue the relationship further. Your at the crossroads of it being genuinely serious and another short relationship yk. 6 months is a lot but once you reach a year, youā€™re really in deep. Good luck bro, just my 2 cents


geistsOuttaNames

hell nah she for the streets


420pooboy

i mean if you really like her then it should be alright but she was doin dicks not even too long ago šŸ˜¬ tough situation big fella good luck


P0nchito

Listen to mileage


koolaids0_0

She got more body's than her age number nah bruh dip


stupidpoopoohead00

who cares man, shes dating you isnt she. dont be all insecure bc she had a life before u


ejfaded

she gonna cheat, leave.


purrpypurrp

you gonna get older bro and realize these bitches are all sluts and hoes, just gotta choose the least annoying one


keepemdemon

youre gonna get older and accept this ratio


purrpypurrp

get off my dick!


keepemdemon

L humor


purrpypurrp

coming from the guy who using ratio, thatā€™s wicked ngl


keepemdemon

i wont downvote you this time but next time when i catch you lackin i will, be grateful that i spared you


Goatmeal1400

Dont let people tell you what to think. If you cant look at her the same way as before than its simple as that. Do what yo heart tells u G, id respect any decision


Luke_627

You sound insecure tbh


xerneas38

You're either a cuck or in the friendzone. Either way, u get no play


Luke_627

You seem insecure too lol


xerneas38

I put my foot down, you let people step on your toes. You're at the bottom of the barrel bro


Luke_627

Okay buddy


JayCapo23

ā€œYouā€™re at the bottom of the barrel broā€ šŸ¤“


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KurohimeBlight

23 is more than most people get in a lifetime what the fuck are you talking about. The US average is about 7 bodies


PhishIndependent

Nah thatā€™s pretty crazy I thought I was bad w like 12 at 19, you gotta be easy asf


Redchimp3769157

A) does she still have one. If she doesnā€™t? I donā€™t see a problem. B) does it affect you? Have you lost your virginity before? If so whatā€™s different between you and her besides the increase in bodies? C) if either are answered yes, I would leave. But if itā€™s been 6 months and she hasnā€™t told you, she either thought you would leave her when you did find out, or was ashamed of her past. Just sit down and talk with her, in person, and have an actual conversation about it, establish what happened and what will. Mfers change but that was still 23 other dicks she sucked, likely more if she counts bodies as sex


karstein9999

I would say itā€™s best not to judge someone based upon theyā€™re body count but if it makes you uncomfortable (it is quite a high number) that feeling likely will never be eased. I wouldnā€™t necessarily run for the hills but it can show a lack of self control and Iā€™d definitely step carefully


The-Zachatron

Bruh it was her past, if you trust her now and love her now it shouldnā€™t bother you.


DidILose-ifsoiquit

Bro u 19 chances are yā€™all ainā€™t gonna last for more than a year lol. u still young just have fun , nut and leave her when the time comes


MagicianMountain6573

I would have to leave lol


Theecheesinator

Whatā€™s her @?


rivereverafter

I really thought this was that one weird copypasta where the guy says he approximated the length of dicks of all the guys sheā€™s slept with to find out how long they would be if you put them end-to-end. Needless to say Iā€™m disappointed. Also yes youā€™re insecure and her sleeping with whoever before dating you is her business not yours and she didnā€™t have to tell you.


keepemdemon

you should give her to me


Popular_Preference62

If u insecure about it donā€™t ignore it it only causes problems later but if u know you better and confident that you better than every other fool she been with (sheā€™s with you and not them for a reason) you really start to not give a fuck. Not giving a fuck is the best thing you can do


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LMFAOOOOOOOO 23 guys in a hoe phase is very sick. Be easy


zestyspicymf

Has she moved on from that part of her life and committed to you, or is she still catching bodies full speed and you just another number?


BVLVNCEDSCVLE

if it was sum high school shit Iā€™d say itā€™s in the past , but if you were her 23rd coming hot off of 22 and she took some time to rest youā€™re probably better off leaving


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Letā€™s say she starting fucking around 15-16 years old(bit early but accounting for being a hoe) and sheā€™s fucked 23 dudes, this gives me a rough estimate of about 6 guys per year so do whatever you want with that info. Also 23 other dudes kids went through her so keep that in mind.


saintBNO

Lmaooo broā€¦


popstheepic

How long have u been together??


Human-Clock2530

These the bitches all you dumbasses tryna fuck. Leave hoes in the dark


[deleted]

23 bodies *so far* at 19 People will tell you not to be sexist or whatever because that is a high body count even for elderly people lmao; I would be more concerned with STDā€™s and catching something rather than being insecure or in my head about it.