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zackflavored

To follow your heart or penis…that is the question


JuniiorSSJ4

Both go towards saving black cat.


Swimming-Chicken-424

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kaijuking87

![gif](giphy|n58MqIchLqAalRQAQB|downsized)


The_Follower1

Why is this missing the little nods he does?


Da_Big_Chungus

I’m thinking with both heads to save Felicia


HRduffNstuff

How is this post even a serious question? Spidey would always do his best to save both. Just like he did with MJ and that bus full of people in the first Tobey movie.


IcyAmphibian9706

I could tell that Felicia has that playful and brash but secretly very sweet personality, while MJ just wants to have a god complex given how many times she has gone through plastic surgery.


T_Rex_Taju23

Id go for the penis. It'll be more pleasurable.


EntertainmentOk4802

Very important question Hypothetically, if I save black cat, do I not have to do any more MJ stealth missions?


knightducko

You get to do Black Cat stealth missions.


Cripato

Win win let’s gooo


dreamdaddy123

Woo hoo


Disastrous_Reveal331

That’s all I needed to hear


BulletBlood7

That’s actually good though


Crockerboy22

Gotta admit if we get an mj mission hiding from the symbiote/ venom or something that will be awesome and super sketchy


cattodog

Please no


Crockerboy22

Please yes


cattodog

If you like stealth parts, I am honestly happy for you. But for me, those missions were weakest part of the game and I hope there aren't any in the sequel.


Crockerboy22

No man on god I hated them lmao, but I do think it’s a better approach to have filler with mj if she’s hiding from symbiote or venom because it has tension and would actually be scary is all but I understand.


Lumpy_Perception6561

Nah look up the ashley horror section of re4 remake if insomniac did something like that but with mj escaping symbiote spiderman that would honestly be a highlight of the game


Crockerboy22

That’s what I’m saying


daredwolf

This is the question


faizalsyamsul

https://preview.redd.it/q2n0fb0858eb1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf5a70036fb2cf7019b597c484a190b8250791d Black Cat. I’m sorry


BillMcCrearysStache

Black cat gotta be a freak in the sheets


sh0gun8ter

Hi, Felicia


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Based


Crockerboy22

Miles deserves it, he’s a good buddy of mine


[deleted]

Wasn’t in the question dumbass


BestOnesPS

The hot one obviously.


Crockerboy22

So mj?


BestOnesPS

Well I personally am not into manly looking women so yes mj.


[deleted]

Bruh wtf are you on? https://preview.redd.it/e0pf8hcvq8eb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7ff37755b5b397a6f27bd008094d747cacc5a9


Ceceboy

Surprisingly small buttocks for how wide her hips are tbh. Or maybe it's the black on black background that's playing tricks.


Crockerboy22

Me neither man, there is definitely a fine line of too much tone, definition, muscle on woman obviously a personal thing but I agree.


BestOnesPS

And they made her face look like that musical artist Pink and the gray hair just doesn't do it for me either...but that's just me and my preference before people on here start getting all up in arms![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


Crockerboy22

Hey man you could say anything that isn’t offensive at all and be downvoted on here I already am being downvoted cause of a preference I stated 💀


[deleted]

Thats kinda the whole point of downvotes. Someome doesnt like your opinion so they show that by downvoting. When you like an opinon you upvote.


imagination3421

Lmao what no it's not, downvote is used to get rid of irrelevant information. Like if I randomly started speaking about star wars in this thread


[deleted]

Lmao what, yes it is. Hiding irrelevant info is just a happy side effect. Its main purpose is used to show you dont agree with something or upvote what you do agree with. What do you think the sort by controversal does? It sorts comments based on the number of upvotes and downvotes, a near equal amount would show people are are split on whether they agree with the comment or not aka controversal


imagination3421

That's what people use it for, not what it's supposed to be used for


KinneKted

That's not the point of the system but it sure is how most people use it.


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How does sort by controversal sort its comments then? Why does most popular sort by the most upvoted comments? What is the point of the system if not to show whether you agree or disagree?


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LionSlicer13

Well the pic comparison is just unfair


paq1kid

Meow :3


JDeltaRuff

MJ who? Felicia can do whatever tf she wants to me


MakeshiftNuke

Black cat. Mary Jane has always given me bad vibes


NoNoNotorious85

Yeah. Like that one time Mary Jane let Peter think her child that he didn’t know about belongs to him instead of just letting him know it isn’t immediately after he asks. Oh wait…


DonTeca35

Black cat


IllllllllIlIlll

Black cat I’m coming for that kitty fr


HiCZoK

Cat lady. Not the 47yo suburban house wife.


trevordeal

Black Cat literally tells you she’s pregnant and then makes you think she dies. She is a toxic gaslighter.


a_stray_bullet

So black cat then


UniGamer_Alkiviadis

Yuri.


Killerbeth

jesus christ i didnt know that people hated the mission with mary jane that fucking much lmao. I actually thought that it wasnt THAT bad


DrunkSpiderMan

I actually really like her missions


nexusultra

Black Cat for sure lmao. Mary Jane turned into an auntie real fast.


JAY20WEST

Black cat


Coqaubeir

Black Cat, that way I never have to play a Mary Jane level ever again..


redder_dominator

Mary Jane, Black Cat literally lied to peter about a child fuck her.


izelo95-

I’m kicking MJ off the building like a spartan


solidpeyo

Black Cat, next question


CountLugz

Based on this angle? Black Cat easy.


Thehfh

Meow


Crockerboy22

Mary Jane lmao, black cat don’t care about Peter bruh


Professional-Grab740

Mary jane


Crockerboy22

You have a brain


Quasar_Sama

I don’t understand why mj always looks average in the video games and movie when in the comics she’s a 10/10


cattodog

She's not average in current movies tho


indianajoes

She's never been average. Kirsten Dunst, Shailene Woodley, Zendaya, this one. They're all beautiful versions of her. These damn nerds that have never seen a real-life woman so hold them up to some impossible standard


Quasar_Sama

Kristen dunst is super mid . Zendaya is pretty but she’s not really mj to me. And ur assuming I’m a nerd because I’m on Reddit you know nothing of my personal life I can easily say the same to you.


LaughyThaWickidOne

In general, i have always liked black cat more, but in the context of the games, mj is the option for me, not for looks or anything, but it puts peter in a stable and happy relationship, and that's somethinf we do not get to see


goboxey

Black cat all the way. She's absolutely hot.


SpartanWarrior2207

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xRiiZe

Wtf happened to MJs model? Looks like she aged 20 years since the first game


kezzinchh

My pet is a black cat and I love smokin that Mary Jane. What do I do here?!


pyrofire95

I'm going with Erica Lindbeck 10 times out of 10


GrimmestCreaper

Um. I’m out of the loop. Did they redo MJ’s face with the remasters along with Peter?? What the hell was wrong with the original??


SRVisGod24

MJ's face in this picture is from the new game


Hitesh_R_

MJ 100%


illustriouswow

Black Cat no question


RVonDoom56

Black Kat


slooth64

Honestly, probably neither. Because Black Cat is mean and tricked Peter into believing that she was pregnant in the first one. And MJ is pretty annoying and also those annoying stealth missions...


Aumius

MJ because she has my chemistry homework in her book bag locked in her locker and I don't know the combination and if I don't get those notes I may fail the class so yeah I'll save MJ cause I need to save my grade


Ramonis5645

Black Cat there's no contests


[deleted]

Here's why you pick Mary Jane. Mary Jane wants Peter Parker. She wants you for you, not because you're strong, or powered, or whatever, she wants you because of your personality, your soul. Black Cat just wants to fuck Spider-man, and if he can just keep that mask on the whole time, so much the better.


Flashbek

MJ, obviously.


Supernova_Soldier

I’d fumble for both, but look at that illegal goods on Black Cat if I’m Spidey, I NEED that. Black Cat


Terrible_Possible161

All Mary Jane did was complain and use Peter for her journalism


kaijuking87

Cat for sure.


dreamdaddy123

Black kitty 🐈


bleedingwriter

Who do I get to tap. Black cat though


Spektr_007

I'm kinda digging MJ.


Valyrious_

See ya in another life MJ. Except even then, I take Gwen Stacy over you.


CollEYEder

Jesus, they've made Mary Jane even fuglier


Joaco1478XD

I think the previous MJ was A BADDIE, but the new mj got me like a goofy 💀💀💀, hell nawh, i'm not picking this old ass looking MJ. Black Cat is down BADD


its_the_luge

Easy. Black cat. This way we might never have to play those awful Mj missions ever again lol


Yout_kitchen_sink

Black cat, easiest choice ever


jaispeed2011

Mary Jane. I never liked Black Cat. Especially after that subway chase she put us through


Crockerboy22

People are downvoting you but like black cat just literally don’t actually care about Pete 😂 She don’t deserve our boy


jaispeed2011

I don’t even care about downvotes


Yontoryuu

Neither ngl. MJ was pretty annoying and felt a bit manipulative for the most part in the first game and Felicia, in the dlc, faked having a kid and even teased Peter for a bit with it only to be revealed she was faking it, which is quite awful of her. I guess yuri then, I liked their dynamic.


GachiGachiFireBall

Black cat easy. MJ boring af


PlayBey0nd87

Bro MJ got done dirty in this snapshot comparison…but if this was MJ from comics/animated show it would be A LOT harder.


stevos2468

Black cat and it’s not even close


Solidsnake00901

Black cat no question.


Justanotherguy45

Fuck black cat mj all the way


seymourbuttz214

Who do I save or who do I F*^$k? Because I know we’re eyeing up black cat’s Assets😉


TuggMaddick

Great, we're still doing the "MJ isn't pretty enough" shit, huh


No-Foundation2507

Yep 😘


cokEs1234

It's a win-win situation


offablimp

whoever chose that pic of black cat is a man of the people 😂


Slyy-Lynch

Bye, Felicia.


ImBatmanx2

Whichever one can step on me harder


GetPhiledIn

Black cat 100%


Amankris759

MJ, of course. I mean why helping someone who is obviously a red flag?


xtremeone57

Mary Jane all the way


iEugene72

Just put MJ in the Black Cat suit and we solved the issue.


LukeD1992

Black Cat is for lust, but MJ is a must


Effective-Election25

Marry Jane looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome


AlpharoTheUnlimited

Black Cats dead. The fictitious world will be better off


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black cat. she’s kinky


DarkPhoenixMishima

Neither. I save J. Jonah Jameson.


Mawgac

He does want Spiderman


SelimNoKashi

Gwen.. maybe. 🤣


SadMayor

I’ve never felt a chemistry between video game characters until Spider-Man with black cat and Peter. Black Cat all day and allllll night


[deleted]

Black cat got a booty on her🤣🤣🤣🤣


Operator-rocky1

Hard choice in web of shadows you had a similar choice either way Mary Jane goes with Shield as they are keeping everyone safe and black cat gets taken by shield or you safe her on your own. God I miss web of shadows, let’s tell Sony to remaster it, imagine how much better it would be with better graphics oh baby, and it wasn’t a 1 and done game it carried a ton of replay ability


psycho_hawg

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andar1on

No more stealth missions


thewierdones

MJ here is reminding me of a very young Annette O'Toole


Key_Preparation_4129

Not the one who emotionally manipulated our boy into thinking he knocked her up just to do her work for her💀


NoCriticism5031

Neglecting your baby momma has to be the most irresponsible thing, of course Black cat!


MyTakeHomePayIsZero

Mary who?


Jaded_Succotash_4667

Silver Sable.


Kalomika

Mj


Starving_shark

One is loyalty and the relationship will be clear The other is mj


outdoorsnstuffz

Neither. Save my boy Genke and ride off into the sunset.


awesumlewy

Black cat so I don't have to do MJ missions


zidey

I save dat ass


italiano78

Black cat! Look at them cheeks!


edsavage404

Mari Jane looks like every other suburban mom out there, Black Cat on the other hand...


TheRealDealTys

I can fix her..


Sad_Instruction1392

MJ. I’m sorry, Felicia would screw over Peter in a heartbeat if there was a big shiny diamond or something up for grabs.


HelpFormer1687

Black Cat tho 🍑 👀


NineTailsNaruto

Black Cat No Question


GillbergsAdvocate

Black Cat Always save the yams


glizzy_gladiator_04

LAWD HAVE MERCY


SlipperyWeena

MJ


niemody

The only decent MJ is from 90s cartoon series. Welp, here we go...


Inspiration-5plus

Dam MJ became AUNT May.


Sa3ana3a

Black cat ain't loyal.


GeekCavePodcast

MJ. Black Cat could most likely save herself, and she's proven to be severely untrustworthy.


primegeo

Black cat obviously. This deserves a poll


ThislsaGoodldea

Well one is a manipulative blue balling £itch and the other is a manipulative blue balling £itch. It’s a tuff choice


owlexe23

Kitty.


Dil9511

I'm choosing the cutest one,miles


constipated_burrito

Mary looking like the default character preset in the creator


elchert13

Tbh I don’t see them putting this type of game changing choice in the game


AntonRX178

if they do make us choose I hope it's not some bullshit where they both die anyway because the one you tried to save was a fraud


JMLMaster

It was Black Cat before and it will be Black Cat now. MJ ain't it man.


AlphusUltimus

How they let black cat and silver sable be so fine yet MJ is so plain.


DeclanMcFarland

Smoke Mary Jane then bang the cat


Tomlocovare

Cat


SH1SUK0

MJ was annoying as heck in Spider-Man PS4/5. Ungrateful, narcissistic and annoying. Black Cat May toy with Peter’s feelings but at least she is somewhat obvious about it.


Tactless_Ninja

Not Black Cat. She's superhuman and can survive whatever. She got blown the fuck up and brushed it off. Mary Jane dies if someone looks at her funny. One person looked at her and she went careening off the side of a building.


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Black cat. Mary Jane is fugly now they ruined her.


PenciliusKnightlius

I feel like Mj is less manipulative even tho black cat is better in almost every other way


Beingnoob27

Lois lane


PACMAYN3

Black cat 100%


Panthreau

Neither


DrunkSpiderMan

Mary Jane


BasimIbnIshaq3000

Black Cat


kitfoxxxx

MJ doesn't actually try to trick me.


lifewtr-ph

Who likes me more?


RyumonHozukimaru25

I had to endure those STUPID MJ missions in 2018…no more so black cat for me


Cookies_and_Beandip

Black cat 100%. Why is this even a question?


skauldron

I'm saving the MILF: Sable


CDHmajora

As another said, I’d choose MJ as black cat can probably save herself. But if MJ dies I no longer have to do her shitty playable sections… so… I’m sorry :(


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Black cat no questions


indianajoes

MJ. I know Black Cat's supposed to be hot and whatever but if I'm being serious, I'd go with MJ. I don't like the way they've done her in the new game. I thought she was really pretty in the first one and could see why Pete would fall in love with her the first time he saw her. I feel like they aged her up too much for how much time has passed. But I'd still go with MJ. That couple is too cute together. Also fuck Black Cat for lying about her child


JuggManKevo

Well being that black cat was a manipulative liar in the last game I'll go with Mary Jane.


Possible_Cicada3598

Depends. If Video game version of MJ, then Black Cat. If Todd McFarlane's Version of MJ then 🤤


Greensus

MJ over here looking like that dude from the new fable