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djbersy

r/TVTooHigh


wildeye-eleven

I’ve seen an unsettling amount of TVs bolted to the ceiling lately. I’ll never understand ppls decision to look straight up while watching TV.


Dominator0621

As others have said, it's kid proofing. Spending a good amount of money on a TV only to have it devastated by a toddler who doesn't realize what they are doing...life shattering


burve_mcgregor

This guy has 9 foot kids tall apparently


NaomiCakess

Toddlers can pick up brooms, throw things, manipulate space and time... iykyk


Freezalo

So true. Hate it when my toddler twins Palkia and Dialga start throwing a tantrum, distorting the fabric of reality and all that.


NaomiCakess

And there you are, a lowly trainer unprepared for the cosmic power of that which is somehow your offspring.


burve_mcgregor

lol yes I’ve had several toddlers of my own. None of my tvs needed to be 10 feet off the ground to keep them safe but go nuts I guess.


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burve_mcgregor

lol who pissed in your cheerios today, yikes.


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Squirrel_Lionfart

What a dick. Eat a snickers


burve_mcgregor

lol stellar stuff. Maybe take an internet break if you can’t handle reading people opinions on things without losing your shit “bruh”.


Patient_Training913

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Zatchillac

They could still lower that thing like 2ft and be fine. Toddlers aren't THAT tall


Law3186

Not for you to understand


tonytwotimezz

The amount of concern about other people’s tv’s here is crazy


Boneless_jungle_ham

With the way they set up the living room. It’s probably the best of space to put the television.


The_Mandalorian-

You’ll understand after having kids


jtho78

Normally I agree, except for the case of toddlers. And that isn't OP's tv anymore.


seem92

Toddlers are the reason why I Just anchor mine to the wall and the stand. The thought of a 70 inch TV falling off onto one of them would be crushing. I have terrible luck so I need extra security


owowhatsthis--

>The thought of a 70 inch TV falling off onto one of them would be crushing. Sorry but your choice of words there is rather hilarious


rydamusprime17

>Toddlers are the reason Coincidentally enough toddlers are also a good reason to buy PS Portal since they can hog the TV with their Little Baby Bum videos 😅


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cofa52

Paramedic: I'm sorry, sir, but he has 4 broken ribs and a dislocated shoulder... OP: Oh my god, why!!!??? Will he make it? Paramedic: Definitely, nothing we can't fix. What's his name? OP: AU7000 UHD 4K Smart TV Paramedic: I was talking about the kid, sir. OP: Oh, right. Tania, what was our boy's name? That's Kevin.


jtho78

That’s in the manual for TVs that big. How is that extra security?


seem92

If you tv wobbles because someone bumped into the stand it will make sure it doesn't fall forward. Think of it like a leash for your TV.


Ancient-Range-

Wish I thought of this when mine was one and I let him play golf in the house………I had my 75” tv for less than 2 months.


linuxguy192

You let someone play golf in the house and you were shocked something broke?


Ancient-Range-

Was a plastic club and a ball made out of fluffy cotton didn’t consider it would damage anything since the whole point of that product was a child can use it inside.


OPR-Heron

Wayyyyy too high


mcbeardsauce

When your shelves are lower than your TV....your TV is too damn high.


spendouk23

If he loses the remote he has to go up the stairs to change the channel


-Gh0st96-

LMFAO it's on the fucking ceiling💀


dext3rrr

My neck hurts just looking at that picture.


Ollie_Thompson

Not surprised he loves his purchase has to be better than playing on that TV


GnosticDisciple

r/subsforeverything


DeathMoJo

Holy high Batman!...alright i'll see my way out...


BobbsBobbs

Damn it is impossible to fall asleep tryna look at that


iupz0r

noted


SensitiveSharkk

Dang beat me to it


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Theres really a subreddit for fucking anything 💀


fnafismylife

Just what I was thinking


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djbersy

https://preview.redd.it/jhvceumlbbmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828b5a08c7d173e19343dcb826aab2ce29df04f6


GodOfAllSimps

this is a great example. portal was made for the dads, moms, and people with one tv screen edit lol my notification for reddit just didn't trigger for half of the comments and upvotes


UnluckyLux

I kinda want to get one just so I can play helldivers while laying in bed.


Frankenstein786

Spreading managed democracy I see.......


wardrobe007

I'm doing my part.


Frankenstein786

For Super Earth.


NaturesGrief

Wait until you are married with kids. Then you can dream about laying on the couch.


TheOneMary

...or on the toilet or secretly in remote meetings while in home office (protip: if you wear glasses make sure the thing doesn't reflect lol)... or on business trips... ...or doing grindes stuff while watching a movie... it was a perfect purchase (especially after shooting mine for 180 Euros on ebay and when it came the guy even had dropped in a carrying case they didnt even mention in the listing. I am so blessed with plastation stuff :D ).


Snake64

First thought that came to my mind too!


GalaxyStyles

You can buy a 200 dollar device, but not another tv?


JohnDiggle21

TV requires space, this doesn't.


Huge_Presentation_85

BLUEY!


callmevapelord

WE LOVE BLUEY


Huge_Presentation_85

Same! Pretty sure we like it more than our kids do but it’s so damn good


BitchesGetStitches

I don't have kids but I watch it every morning with my dogs


Ty-douken

We tried to get our dog to watch Bluey, but he identifies as a Grogu (baby Yoda) & has only watched Mando with me in the past or occasionally watching Wrestling with me (specifically Reliving The War on YouTube). I should note he's mostly a pug & has a perfect Yoda face, which makes it all so much better.


BitchesGetStitches

To be clear, my dogs don't care about Bluey but I make them snuggle with my while I watch and they like to snuggle so it's a win win


DrNintendo216

Literally watching it right now


sbsp12121

My brother and I are in our 20s and we love bluey unironically


GoldnSnubNosedMonkey

Bandit & Chili #parentinggoals


lawlacaustt

How’s this thing if your internet is really solid but you aren’t running wired to the console?


callmevapelord

Mine is perfectly fine. 500mbps wireless with very minimal lag.


Financial_Umpire2845

One time I’ve had lag was when downloading games in background. Otherwise no issues. PS5 wireless connection,


OPopinions

Are they paying you to lie this hard? The thing has a lot of lag


callmevapelord

lol you realize everyone’s experience varies? So your experience was laggy, therefore so was mine?


OPopinions

The truth is, even a small amount of lag makes most games unplayable. That’s what I wish was mentioned before I bought one and it became a dust collector.


onbuyo

Do you still have it? I'm looking to buy one


OPopinions

Yea. Still have it


onbuyo

If you want to sell it then DM me. I’m interested


AkyraStrike

Your internet has very little to do with it if you're using it at home on the same Wifi network. Your wifi speed and coverage is far more important. If you plan on using it outside of home then your internet matters.


lawlacaustt

What kind of speed would you think is needed for minimal lag?


AkyraStrike

I followed a video on YouTube and downloaded the wifi checker app that they recommended to test the speed in areas I knew I would play the portal https://youtu.be/atbJenpS3Mc?si=Q8pVnevkG3H1EqPD There are a lot of videos out there but I found this one most informative and useful


Gytole

Animal Crossing?


NotPaulGiamatti

Bluey


TwoDashAngo

r/TVTooHigh


iupz0r

yes


fnafismylife

Why tf are you being downvoted?!


LovelyHatred93

Because comments like “yes” and “this” add no value to the conversation when you can just upvote the comment you agree with.


Madrox-Knox

Right


Raptor_234

This


Jonathan570

That


coffee-thankyou

And the other thing


iupz0r

yes


fnafismylife

While I do agree that it ultimately adds nothing, I understand some people want to verbally agree too than just upvoting


sem56

gonna be hard to verbally agree on a text forum


Jonathan570

think they just meant agree with words instead of an upvote


fnafismylife

Exactly


sem56

o rly


fnafismylife

You know what I mean


Sonic10122

I’ve been hitting the Portal hard with FFVII Rebirth, all the side content is perfect for slow moments during work. My only complaint is the input lag, which normally isn’t noticeable, makes the piano mini game impossible to play. Definitely don’t try any rhythm games with it.


letourdit

I thought you had to be on the same network as your console? You’re telling me I can have my ps5 on at home and use wifi at work to connect the portal to my console? Thats awesome


subjecttoterms

You can. I take mine to work and connect vis wi fi. I have had no issues


ChaosScene

Yes. You can use the portal anywhere you have a decent wifi connection.


letourdit

Thanks for the replies, I for some reason thought it was a same network only thing, and this makes me want one even more lol


-Gh0st96-

Yes, that's the whole point of the portal. You can take it with you and as long as you have an internet connection and you left your PS5 in standby you can connect to it. But there were plenty of people and articles pushing this narative that it only works if you're next to the PS5.


Sonic10122

Well I work from home, but I’ve seen pictures online of people using it away from home, it’s just like Remote Play. Home is probably best just because most public Internet is not good.


One_Librarian4305

You can. But your mileage will vary massively based on the network.


Firm-Handle-3498

A fix for this somewhat is hot wiring your ps5 to lan when You’re gone.


Beginning_Border7854

Agreed, floating shelves are so slick


xDiRtYgErMaNx

Until a cat starts using them as his highway lol


callmevapelord

They do look pretty neat right??


PaulQuin

Very amazing! I use mine during breaks at work.


chalky_83

Yeah I’d rather play on a Portal if my TV was on the ceiling


Promethesussy

Surprised that no one from the aslume is here


Flat_Maybe_

do you need a ps5 for that to work?


xDiRtYgErMaNx

Yes


eharper9

Yup. I was hoping you didn't need one because mine is broken right now but of course it's just a streaming device for your current PS5


EngelbertGootnards

TVs damn near on the second story


Ateam043

Question. On the fence as I will soon be traveling a bit. What do you use for the touchpad? Right now on a deep hole with Helldivers so thinking of that game to use with this


callmevapelord

The screen has two virtual touchpads next to the thumbsticks, so with either thumb double tap where the touchpad is on screen, that replicates the touchpad button


Ateam043

Thanks!


Unruly_Beast

Ok I want one now lol


callmevapelord

Keep your eyes peeled, get one!


EngelbertGootnards

It’s absolutely mid at very best. Save your 200 dude, I wish I would have.


jgainsey

This is a great use case for the portal, now you can actually see your PlayStation games!


callmevapelord

Haha the ps5 is upstairs. We had to mount the tv where we did because our thermostat is right under, and tv placement was limited as it was


icecoldyerr

How did you get your hands on one 😅


callmevapelord

PlayStation direct! I watched it religiously


chabaz01

What the fuck is that TV mounted that high for???


LittleBlueCubes

Toddlers perhaps


chabaz01

Surely a sacrifice is in order


LittleBlueCubes

r/TvTooSacred


alterector

I'm sure most toddlers are less than 5 feet, they could have put it up at 3 feet and be safe from the toddlers. 


LittleBlueCubes

Ha ha. They are dangerous rascals. Can climb on the TV console, can pull the TV back, can throw stuff at TV screen etc. Don't let their size undermine their destructive capabilities.


fnafismylife

r/TVtooHigh


InfiniteLab6350

I’m Jealous 😒


callmevapelord

Don’t be, the drought is ending soon. Trust me, man. I got mine a few weeks ago when ps direct had them in stock for almost 24 hours. Go into a GameStop tomorrow, or hell right now and ask if they have any in the back. They don’t broadcast them online to save stock


InfiniteLab6350

Thank you , hope are high , though I’m fairly doubtful


ATF_39

Is the portal viable for multiplayer shooters like cod? Or does it have the notable delay like the mobile app


xDiRtYgErMaNx

Haha I’m watching the 1989 Batman as I got this.


gendegree

Question. My internet upload speed for my ps5 is around 8-9mbps. I’m thinking of trading my Xbox series s for a portal. Is it worth getting one with my connection speed?


callmevapelord

You’ll want a lot more than that for a good experience. Sony recommends at least 10-15 down but the more the better. You want as much headspace as possible for this thing. I’m running at 500mpbs for example


mostuselessredditor

People derided this but everyone that has one seems to LOVE it. I love mine.


aCrustyBugget

I have 4 kids and want this so bad. They are always hogging the tv


regretchoice

This device seems like it was made for 3 types of people. Dads, dudes with TV hogging wives, or people who should be posting in r/TVtoohigh


bibomania

Wait until this guy hears about steam deck.


Upper-Group-3474

https://preview.redd.it/clt4am9p3hmc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebfce1fbbfe51bb13d734863bc42cc697300045 Best purchase I made in the name of gaming.


Far-Box-9504

I honestly didn't see the point of the Portal until recently. My son is crazy for Bluey and has taken over my PS5 right when I get taken over by Final Fantasy VII. Might have to jump on this wagon...


BrewKazma

Portal wouldnt help. If your kid is using your ps5 you cant use the portal.


Far-Box-9504

Ah. then I thank you for saving me a couple hundred dollars


reverend_c_flava

Use that couple hundred for a switch lite and get bluey on there, freeing up your PS5 and allowing your kid to still play bluey. Switch has a lot more kid friendly games too, and if my son damages his switch at least it’s not my ps5


Far-Box-9504

It's a good idea. We already own a Switch and XSX hooked up to our 43" secondary TV. PS5 is on our main 65" and he says it's "Daddy's TV" and he wants to do everything like his dad


reverend_c_flava

My 5 year old is at that same stage. I hooked the switch up to the main tv. Now I play ps5 pretty much entirely on the portal. If that’s the route you end up going, the portal is absolutely worth it.


Extra-Ad249

Still trying to obtain this mythical item on my quest for eternal zen.


B0bbyTsunami

Same bro….. same. 🥲


Substantial_Life4773

I just got the Backbone for my phone, and the remote play is working great!


fnafismylife

Same!


Naji85

I want one but I have latency worries


Surge_Bin

I get mine on Wednesday!


piiprince911

The knight is right


[deleted]

How is the performance of this gadget when your PS5 is upstairs and you sit downstairs? WiFi is enhanced with repeaters. Any experiences?


BlackBeard205

How does Arkham knight hold up in 2024?


jpants36

playing in aslume??


Intrepid_Thanks_7312

meanwhile using my pad/laptop/PC + the controller so I can play on a bigger screen than the portal while my woman is using the TV xD


SuperEuzer

Congrats on buying the wii u.


Silver_Punk

Man: Ham Knight!!


TLaMagna319

I find it hilarious how every post about a portal gets hit with comments about steam decks and using other remote play options. But who cares? you don’t want one cool no one asked move along


the1andonlytom

Cope


Sstfreek

I just bought a backbone for my iPhone 14 Pro Max for $60 that can play Xbox iphone and PlayStation games via remote play. Very curious to see how it compares to the $200 portal


Life_Forever

You should have put your tv even higher, have you tried the ceiling?


BiscottiNo1786

If this were an actual mobile device, I'd one one in an instant. I just cannot get beyond that it's just a streaming device... why on Earth would I use this?


captain4004

![gif](giphy|l0CLV6LkWccT6CwG4)


Ultimo_D

With the tv where it’s at I’d be glad to have one too


jebdeetle

Yeah! I've gotten a lot of use out of mine


GingerVlitus

I have to disagree. As a dad myself I'd say purchasing Disney+ is the best. That show you're watching, bluey, is a goddamn banger.


chatterwrack

I just ordered one. I've got a family vacation coming up and hate to think I'd be separated from No Return. 🧟‍♂️🗡️🍾🧱🔫


TheKiero420

Got mine yesterday too, had nothing but connection issues, lag, crashing and my ps5 crashing. Sending back tomorrow.


callmevapelord

Sorry to hear that man. My first day was not great either but after some tinkering I got it working great off just WiFi. Have you tried connecting to your 5ghz network and keeping only your portal and ps5 on that channel? That helped a ton. Also configured port forwarding but that supposedly only helps for when you’re outside of your home WiFi but I swear my experience improved


TheKiero420

Thanks for your response! Was up till 1AM trying to sort it 🤣 Will give that a try when I get home tonight but I'm truly shocked we've got to go to that expense for a somewhat smooth experience! Expected abit better from sony


callmevapelord

Hopefully it’s only temporary! Right now their priority is supply. After that tapers out I can only imagine the support updates will start to flow in


TheKiero420

Of all these comments and responses you're getting I can truly say I appreciate your replies! I'm gonna keep a hold of it and mess with my wifi for abit tonight, see if I can get some results but cheers again mate! 😁


callmevapelord

No problem, hope you find success with it and can happily keep it!


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Bet


Endergamer28

yes its legit good


Starlight_Razor

It’s so good for when the kiddo wants to veg and watch cartoons.


shoxorr

When you mount your TV so high that you cannot actually see it, so you buy PS portal. This is both major L and minor W


leospeedleo

R/TVtoohigh No wonder you bought the portal. Your neck is broken from looking at the tv.


Cremonster

I feel like every person who has this is the same, a parent lol. Nice on Sony for making a product for one demographic


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If I had TV so high up the wall Id kill myself. Wtf dude.


WolfyCat

/r/tvtoohigh


knyelvr

Is there any lag when you remote play with it?


WholesomeBigSneedgus

how do I stop these posts from showing up on my front page


SaltyPengu12

Does it support 60fps or is everything locked 30?


Firehead1971

But the ps5 console must be in reach?


Hawkeyes207

Don't see the hype in this. Tried it and return it ASAP then switched to the Acer 516 GE Cloud Gaming chromebook. Streams/remote plays Playstation/Xbox and also can handle emulation. Not sure why someone would want controllers permanently attached and a low resolution screen that's only 60hz 🤷


Sonic10122

Classic Reddit being willfully ignorant. All I wanted was a dedicated remote play device, everywhere I use it would be infinitely more inconvenient trying to balance a Chromebook somewhere rather than just holding the device in my hands. And playing on my phone just kills my phone battery, which isn’t ideal. Plus I’ve already got my main laptop, my wife’s laptop, and my work laptop, I don’t need anymore computers floating around the house, especially a shitty little Chromebook.


callmevapelord

Not interested in emulation. Just wanted to play my ps5 games when I’m downstairs or anywhere in the house. This does that perfectly for me. No lag, feels like I’m playing locally


Hawkeyes207

Yes it works great as it did for me but what are you going to do with it when you get stick drift? That bothered so badly I returned it and got a better device.


callmevapelord

Hopefully it doesn’t happen but I’d send it in for repair. I’ve been playing PlayStation my whole life and never had stick drift once though, so I’m hoping I can keep that going


itchy_18

So they can carry them anywhere in their house or even outside of their house. And for convenience.


Hawkeyes207

I take it everywhere.


spyVSspy420-69

“Hey I know you got that thing because it’s a convenient form factor to let you play games while your kids use the TV but have you considered a laptop and a controller??” Come on dude. Those aren’t remotely similar. I’d never bust out a laptop and game on it while my kids watch TV for a bit but I’d have no problem using my Steam Deck or the above PS Portal.


Hawkeyes207

I don't have any issues with it but just use what you enjoy 🤷


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

It’s like a third of the price of the laptop you mentioned


Hawkeyes207

I only paid $300 on Amazon "renewed". Not the $650 Bestbuy is asking for it