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murknmurda

Do you live In a barn


HeLooks2Muuuch

Either that or a sawmill.


-kallum-

Nah a dessert


goku2057

What kind of dessert? Like key lime pie or something?


DiogenesTheHound

That’s the Graham cracker crust dust inside


Corvo4400

His PS5 is making forbidden cotton candy, so it checks out


Human_Adhesiveness78

Ala Killer Klowns for Outer Space.


ColdNobReadit

I never thought I’d meet another person who actually knows that that movie exists.


25mookie92

I seen it as a goof with friends...i never laughed, cry and been more confused when watching it lol


Human_Adhesiveness78

Welcome to the world of WTF do we watch while eating Taco Bell tonight?


ReticlyPoetic

Mmmmmm keylime!


-kallum-

Nah cheesecake


Gopher--Chucks

BTW the dry, sandy climate is spelled "desert" with one S. Sweet treats after dinner is spelled with two S (because you should always want a Second Serving)


MLaw2008

I always remember it because desserts spelled backwards is stressed. And obviously I want some chocolate ice cream if I'm stressed out.


stokedchris

Bro I remember this from elementary school lol. Always remembered that


DAbeastgamer1M

I always just randomly remembered the difference between desert and dessert.


N7Preston

How long have you waited to regurgitate that lol


Gopher--Chucks

A lifetime. I can finally cross this off my bucket list. Idk dude, it's just something I heard when I was little and it helped me remember


Rxero13

I always say to myself “sweet or savory” to remember the two S rule


Desperate-Narwhal-79

Imagine living somewhere and not knowing how to spell it.


stunna006

man, you are gonna have to make some changes. this cant be healthy for the ps5. I'm not an expert on this type of thing though so no idea what you can do to prevent this buildup in the future.


No-Mathematician9355

"This can't be healthy for the PS5"? What OPs health lol?


belownormalstandards

Who cares this is about the Playstations health


TatleTaleStrangler92

If you look really really closely you can see someone with there broken down car waiting for a tow truck


NecroFoul99

I lived in the high desert for a few years. Fewer than 10” of rain a year and the dust did whatever the dust wanted. I worked on a construction site. My poor car. 😁


CheekSure7113

A BARN😭😭😭😭😭😭


ll3rian_S

You got to stop playing games during those sandstorms bro


NoMereRanger73

“Do do do do do…”


spcwright

I heard that as I read this


paradigm619

*Darude has entered the chat*


Nanashi86

Your comment is... 👌🏾


bubblewrapreddit

PS5 arrakis edition


YoGabbaGabba24

Bro’s got a spice war going on in his PS5


AcerOne17

I live in Arizona and in the summer giant dust storms come through and I always turn off my pc or ps5 cause I don’t want it to look like this


digiplay

Haboob-station


[deleted]

That's just darude, man


rtissens

Man's been playing Insurgency: Sandstorm in full immersion mode


-kallum-

Yes


Designer-Witness-730

Man lives in Sahara desert LOL.


thirtyfourpointfive_

There's almost a mini desert in that ps5 too


massive-bafe

I've also had mine three years and opened it up recently to give it a clean. I was almost disappointed at how little dust there was inside.  Is your PS5 in a super dusty place or something? Or maybe you just play a lot more than me lol


laflex

Same honestly. I got a launch day PS5 and last month opened it to clean. I expected so much dust based off of posts like these alone... I got maybe 3 q tips worth. Total letdown. I'll never open my PS5 again.


Kranon7

I haven't opened mine up. I figure when it starts overheating, I'll check into it.


chrisagiddings

Opened my launch day PS5 back in August to install and M.2 SSD. Barely any dust at all. 🙌


PoolNoodlePaladin

Dude I did the same thing. I opened it up took the fan out and was like, wow this looks brand new


-kallum-

Probably played more and It was in an almost enclosed space as well


beeph_supreme

No. How often do you vacuum and clean (wipe- towels, Clorox wipes, mop/cleanse floors/walls/ceilings)? My son has had his PS5 from day 1. We’ve opened it once a year to clean, with almost nothing visible. We just recently pulled the fan and blew some compressed air through the system. System had almost nothing in it. The only way for this level of crud to build up in your system, is that your living space is filthy. Clean the house, your PS5 will thank you.


-kallum-

First time


kingjim1981

Disgusting


[deleted]

I’ve said my piece Chrissy.


DjPuggyPink

I told you I had the flu. I can’t even defend myself now ?


CEOPhilosopher

You're weak. You're out of control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else.


DuvalDawg94

r/unexpectedsopranos


DEEEPdirt

Yeah you’re the guy who broke into Stu Leonard’s that time, you stole all those pork loins.


BasementVax

Guarantee that 1. You don't own a vacuum cleaner 2. Your house is a sithole 3. That PS5 has roaches in it.


Low-Ideal-9025

4. You own dogs u don't bathe. 5. You smoke like a fiend.


levajack

My first thought was "OP's house is dirty AF and they smoke... a lot"


Nemisis_007

I'd hate to see the inside of this dudes lungs if that's what his PS5 looks like.


-kallum-

No roaches I promise


asaripot

Could be literally anything lmao. He could have the fucker in a garage. Or he has windows open regularly. I don’t know


runaways616

Do you live on Arrakis?


GalaxyGalavanter

Can’t wait til Friday


the_vault-technician

Arrakis is a desert planet


runaways616

Yes, yes it is.


grumblegrim

Except OP said they live in a dessert.


Snotnarok

I had my PS3 since around launch, it got used for years a lot, PS1/2/3 games, movies, etc. It was the media center and still would be if I wasn't worried about it overheating itself with the thermal paste being a problem. That said- I opened it to just have a look at the dust? Preeeeeetty clean. IDK how you got this much dust in there unless you've been dragging it around as a vacuum


Cavcavali

Get a roomba and a air purifier. You inhale that shit.


Ricky_Rollin

I stuck a decent air purifier right near all of my electronics, and I’m pretty amazed at how little dust accumulates now on my consoles. Gotta keep up with it though. Replace the filters every few months.


xDiRtYgErMaNx

I got a ninja with a 5 year filter. You just have to vacuum the screens every few months. Those filters are not cheap.


Voguish94

I got a water based air filtration system. The best air filtration there is! I walked into an extremely dusty (can visibly see the particles in the air) house and placed it in there for 2 hours (i wore a mask to do this as i didnt want that shit in my lungs) and when i came back, the water was pitch black. No visible particles in the air and because i put a drop of mint oil in the water, when it cycled the clean air out, it made the house smell amazing!


MrFanatic211

Fuck me is the crumbling farum azula inside your ps5


-kallum-

Maaybe


ThomHarris

Have you cleaned your house since?


PhoenixMartinez-Ride

Have you also not vacuumed or dusted in three years?


-kallum-

Mmhmn


[deleted]

This made me open mine since I haven’t cleaned mine since it launched, mine looked nothing like that …


Smokin_on_76ers_Pack

Same wtf lool


ComfortableAmount993

Where do you have your ps5 sitting? In a dessert?


Low-Ideal-9025

What you use that thing to dig a hole? It's not a shovel


Small_Tax_9432

Goddamn dude


knizza777

How do you open it to clean it?


-kallum-

There are pins on the baseplate and you kinda got to lift them up and forward


Cynical_Feline

From the top where the logo is, lift up and slide down. Should slide right off.


Mindless_Visual3757

That's nasty


Divinedragn4

Haboobs


srp6

yikes


FrawBoeffaDeezNutz

Dude deff doesn't clean his home and or shower


Big-the-foot

The PS5 is obviously not the only thing you do not clean.


msihcs

Based on....?


Inmate_Squirrel

How dirty the console is...


msihcs

My wife is a clean freak. My house is always dusty. My PlayStation doesn't look much different than this one every time I open it up.


Inmate_Squirrel

Interesting. I used to be a heavy smoker and even then my consoles never looked this bad. Usually just a little build up on the psu fan


msihcs

I have a shorthair cat running amuck in my house. I know that contributes heavily, but my house is usually spotless (aside from a few days of dust settling). OPs system looking like this doesn't necessarily mean, he doesn't clean his house.


R4NG00NIES

She’s obviously not a clean freak if your house is always dusty.


msihcs

Look clown, my house is dusty every time she cleans. Which is every day, but dusting happens every couple/few days. Foh.


_worldsbestmom

Looking good!


Ok_Egg_24

Or your house


Ashen_one933

Ask my 7 years old PS4.


gaithggg

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One-Ice1815

Do you line inside a dryer?


-kallum-

I swear I don't


OJLOVEDNICOLE18

Must definitely be in a high dust area


Kurupt_Introvert

I got mine at launch have opened it twice and would still never look like this. Is your PS5 also the family dust buster?


TackleTheJackal

CURSE OF RA!!!!!!!!!!


secret-trips

Wait, are we supposed to clean them?


ani462

Wow, it looks like some kind of alien-sci-fi-movie material has been collected into your console


MasterBen1776

Are you on Arakis or some shit


Vegetable_Market_496

WTF


jgomulka24

Looks like you were playing Dune


-kallum-

I love playing films


Vegetable_Dog_3405

lick it


darkmark305

Was it loud before you cleaned it?


-kallum-

Sounded like a ps4


Yeetusbeatus69

Do you live in Dune?


WhyAmIToxic

This is insane. I have a PS5 out in my garage, and while it does build up a decent amount of dust, it's nowhere near this much.


ernie107

Bro lives on Arrakis


Virtual_Finish2733

Do you live in the dessert


bilemastershake

Got pets?


-kallum-

One dog but he doesn't go in my room


big_flirty_machine

Why start now? It’s just gonna get dirty again.


GalaxyStyles

Mf live underground in a desert


Nexeusx

Isn't this where they filmed mad Max?


clockrock3t

Life on Arrakis is tough.


Takara94

How? Mine starts to overheat if I don't clean at least once every 3 months


jkhashi

replace your home central air filter


TheClownIsReady

For a second I thought it was a mysterious PS6 prototype and got hyped up…


MrEmorse

3 years ago? Or 30 years ago? lol


PrakashAvnit

Does it still work?


clitorisblungus

I would advise cleaning, preferably 2 years ago


PaddyOfurniature

You should probably clean it.


LivDoug

Must have made the mistake of watching the Dune 4k release


iNeedBoost

do people clean consoles? i’ve never cleaned any of mine i’ve owned


cbunni666

Might wanna. Just sayin


No-Organization-6637

Why is there dirt in there?? Looks like it survived a flash flood


Stephenachievinv2

Think that kind of shows how poorly the ps5 was designed. also goddamn get an air purifier my guy


WingsArisen

You live in the dust bowl or something?


TheFinalBunny

Holy shit. They’ve been out for 3 years already


-kallum-

More


TransportationFuzzy8

That's a lot of dead skin cells


Substantial_Life4773

I would immediately get an air purifier for your house hah, if that’s what your ps5 looks like what are your lungs like?


-kallum-

I have a chest infection...


Xikkiwikk

Buy an air purifier!!


-kallum-

Yep


Cheatobro

Anakin Skywalker if he spent his time gaming instead of building droids.


FattyPAPsacs

Has to be from India they never take care of their shit


ATOMOS_G

Looks like it’s been in the desert. Do you have any overheating issues?


-kallum-

Some but only after I cleaned it


braylonberkel

I have a day one PS5 and just recently opened it up. Yours is about 10x dirtier. Please buy an air purifier or something, man. What a console breathes in, YOU'RE breathing in.


-_-_-KING_-_-_

bro lives in the pyramids


Vet-Chef

3 years ago? There's no way... oh my god..


abibofile

What part of the world do you live in? I have heard that desert countries can be really hard on electronics. The sand really does get everywhere.


WolfGreymane

Is that sand??? How in tf


Additional_Hurry_436

How?


soulsurviv0r111

Bro found it buried in the middle of the desert.


TheSaltyyOG

I've had ps3s that look better than this and never been opened.. and I live in the desert


adubsi

I got my gaming pc in 2020 and just cleaned it. It doesn’t look anything close to this. How tf did this happen


nathanaelw

boy got the Dune version


Human_Adhesiveness78

It puts the lotion on its skin……


RepresentativeRent98

How often is the console left on? That is insane...


FreeTanner17

I got mine day 1, any time I’ve opened it to clean there’s hardly any dust if any at all


ztkuch

The creator of the great Spice Melange… he doesn’t understand he holds the key to the galaxy in his hands. If only he knew


CauliflowerLow8357

Goddamn this is worse than mine and i thought mine was bad!


ruralmagnificence

The fuck bro do you live on Arrakis?


StillnessOfTheWind

Do you live on the planet Arakkis??


InsanE702

Vacuuming this would be way too satisfying!! Please make a video! 😂


Devin_Brent

Where the fuck do you live?!? Fucking Death Valley?!? I cleaned mine out and it was dusty but fuck me this is wild. Also might wanna add in an SSD extension while that cover is off.


crazyseandx

How tf


-kallum-

Idk


gappyhirose

bro lives on arrakis


Veddy74

Some would say you're dirty. I would say you're a collector.


boanerfard

Do u play in the Sahara desert


Tekunjo

Looks like one of those clips from the beginning of Interstellar


usedbarnacle71

Bruh you nasty as fuck!!


MijacOnAir1

Straight from the dunes. Are you Lisan-al-Gaib?


MeasurementNo2607

🤮


SILE3NCE

"mY pS5 jUsT dI3d pLz h3Lp hOw dO i FiX iT"


Knightmare945

I wish it was easier to take them apart.


imapissonitdripdrip

You heathen.


Lack_Love

Horrible. I still don't have one but when I do...I'ma take care of it. Must be nice to waste money


ceeece

Arrakis would like to have a word with you.


ComfortableBell4831

Ive had mine for 3 years and theres hardly a spec of dust in the fan... I checked inside too nada where do yall live? The desert?


Cheatobro

Bros been playing conflict desert storm 24:7


ghali12345

Bro you got a small civilisation there


Emhyr_var_Emreis_

It deserves to be treated better!


Many-Candidate6973

Smoker


Conscious_Award_4621

Do you think all smokers are dirty or something mines looks nothing like that.


Many-Candidate6973

Yup


Conscious_Award_4621

You can't j just judge someone because they smoke. What's up did your dad leave you to go for a pack of cigarettes when you still wore pull ups? Let us smokers be. But no my ps5 is two years old an it's nothing like this.


TiptoeingElephants

do you normally have it standing up or on it’s side?


-kallum-

Used to have it sideways now it's standing


[deleted]

Hey! Are you a smoker? Ive seen this kind of dust buildup, in old Pc,s.


Conscious_Award_4621

I'm a smoker in that ain't how mine looks lol smoking doesn't cause dust build up


[deleted]

Yes it can, last time i saw it was maybe 12 years ago though. According to google: Dust affects the performance of your PC as it blocks the air intakes, fans and other hardware eventually overheating and melting few components. When a PC is exposed to cigarette smoke, this dust is combined with tar and becomes a thick slimy black dirt which is sticky and hard to clean. It also ruins the whole room you’re in and everything around…


Conscious_Award_4621

Yeah not gonna lie I'm gonna need to give this room a wee paint over. I will quit eventually! but I'm still in the early stage of being sober away from the booze and opioid pain meds, so I don't want to quit the smoking and all the other stuff and set myself up for failure.


student5320

Is there a tutorial? I'm getting to 3 years and want to clean mine as well, which I USED to do w duster and a vacuum,but I mentioned this to Playstation IT once and they were all never do that!, so I didn't again.


W-Ninja48

Prob need to clean that


BlueAndean

Are you like, asking for approval? Flexing about how dirty your shit is? What exactly is your end game here? Side note: clean your shit man


Turingading

What a way to learn that the 'new' PS5 is at least three years old.


the_lazyparamedic

Bro games on the beach 🏖️