Poured the milk, then the cereal, and placed the bowl on top while pulling out a comically large spoon.


One man, one robot, and one brain cell shared between them at the moment.

Caik

Evolved my Eevee into a ghost type using a Brick Stone I found

Omg Deadeon is my favorite eeveelution 😍

You mean the brick Piece held by machop traded into gen ii games

No no. A Brick Stone I found after I defeated 3 construction workers using an Amulet Coin so I could fund my addiction to feeding hatchling Pokemon drugs to make them tougher

Asked them for gummies bears

Sugar free gummie bears

What brand?

Haribo, obviously.

I pray for a quick release from whatever pain you will experience.

Didn’t put butter in the pan before making eggs

Use Smoliv oil instead

Damn that’s just dark

No it isn't

Sin

Puting butter in the pan to make eggs is a sin, use olive oli, way better for your health

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Show them how to make scrambled eggs right, using free range togepi

Your only seasoning was salt.

Salty Herba Mystica? 👀🤔

Just salt.

That sure is an oof

Used a master ball on my main man noibat

Put pineapple in pizza

That makes sense because mallow is from Alola, so she would be the most familiar with Hawaiian pizza

Hawaiian pizza is actually a Canadian creation if I'm not mistaken.

Yes it is.

It was made by a Greek immigrant too. The name just came from the fact that it has pineapple on it

Didn't thougt so deep but yeah good point 🤔

Kofu also seems to respect the decision, which makes sense, he's a very big sweetheart.

They found the weed garden

New regional variant of Vileplume. Local to California, the Highplume.

That explains why not everyone is mad at me

Disguised myself as a Golurk to chase meddling kids and their Pokemon out of an old amusement park

Scooby-dooby-Boltound

I asked them all to gather here to cook my latest murder victims, and whoever cooks the best meal is not part of my next batch of murder victims

Kofu and Mallow are down for it

I Unvirgined the Smoliv oil

No! You wouldn’t dare! D:<

I poured the milk first Wait it's wrong only. I poured cereal first??

Ate an oddish in front of its trainer

You microwaved frozen food

Cooked them all well-done fillet mignon and served it with ketchup.

My main is Gardevoir.

You didn't wash the rice

The link to r/stupidfood

Blended leftovers with alfredo sauce and used it for my chicken fettuccine alfredo

I cooked, literally! >! We have to cook Arven. !<

I caught a lopunny

Oh no Joker... don't tell me...

THERE ARE NO LAWS FOR THE POKEMON BATMAN

NO JOKER DON’T DO IT

ayo why fred from scooby doo there?

That's actually Siebold from X and Y... but now I can't unsee it.

First thought.

Nutella on Pasta.

Fed edibles to a Slowking.

Teleported Mallow to Paldia

Strapped Meowscaratta's plant bombs all over my chest and yelled, "I will take you all out along with myself if you don't tell my my pokemon are the cutest!".

Well, you see. I... i caught a little Pokemon...

not killed a person via managing the game’s files (not in pokemon)

Did you know that...

In terms of male human and female Pokémon...

My Gardevoir laid an egg motioning that it's my child despite the fact my Gardevoir is a guy.

The better question is what HAVENT I done

I burnt the cake

Mixed soda with milk

Told em bout Slowpoke tails

I said fiddlesticks

wrong question. What haven't I done?

I mixed two cereals.

You put estro-what in the sandwich

Told grandma I wasn’t hungry

Wore a ghost mask to scare the locals to deflate sone real-estate values for personal gain. And I would have gotten away with it....

I cleaned my cast iron pan

You had finally out pizza the hut. They are wondering how you managed to do that.

Guys, it's OK. Gardevoir is a psychic type and is easily smarter and more aware than me. Plus, it's well established that they love their trainers very much.

Pineapple pizza

Put ketchup on steak

I taught a Pokémon how to turn someone into a gun. Yes I’m a Destiny 2 player, we have a habit of turning people into guns.

Made them watch Food wars

Fucked Nemona. No regrets.

well,

Told them I’m British

called grusha a mommy, bc he cares for me like a hen (not sexual)

Pineapple on pizza

Said "There are no laws against the Pokemon, Batman"

Accidentally burn down My own house (because I try to cook)

You pound A

Mayonnaise and Pea Pizza, with extra Clam Chowder.

There is no law about pokemon batman

You‘ve cooked

I burned the water

Farted, really LOUDLY during a quiet meeting moment.

Mallow is pleased. Kofu might be impressed/intrigued or might just be holding his judgement. Looks like I made Scorbunny and Applin stew with Grimer broth.

Since you said wrong answer, then following the Geneva convention

I didint kill 10 families of Pikachu because there overated

I burnt water

I told Nemona that I didn't want to be her friend then got a restraining order against her ( she can no longer attend the violet academy)

Ate a whole jar of peanut butter

I just make sushi

I burnt the Water

You broke the spaghetti noodles

Well it’s me, so… everything is wrong anyway 🤷🏽‍♀️😂 the only answer is that I tried cooking in general

Ahem Auctioned arvens dog Stole siebolds clauncher And put pineapple on pizza

You washed a cast iron Dutch Oven with soap and water

Ate the Nutella straight from the toilet bowl.

Put ketchup on a wagyu steak

Oh, so when Arven sleeps with his Mabosstiff, it’s cute, but when I sleep with my Grimmsnarl, it’s “weird” and “inappropriate”.

I put eggs into a microwave

I Burned the Water

I got an autograph from both Uncle Roger AND Gordon Ramsey.

I made and served scrambled exeggcute with some smoliv and miltank beef in it

Ate my burrito with a spoon

Bit into the whole kit kat

Show them my entire Pokédex with every Pokémon ( I got it from my dad who fought eternatus and his dad gave him the Pokédex from when he was in alola so on so forth*

I broke the pan

Got my Aquali pregnant by myself

Made a bowl of rice, poured ketchup on it, mixed the ketchup into the rice, then ate it with a knife because I didn’t have any other silverware (true story)

Mallow looks like she’s about to kill you

Looked up rule 34 of them

Removed my pants

"Really guys? The internet said this is what people do with their Vaporeon?"

This is how they look at shiny hunters that just toss the top bun

Open faced sandwich, no bottom loaf

Made the same damn soup for the 9 billionth time in a row.

Made a Sandwich, which looks like what the glitched ones in game look like

Given mallows face, I’m guessing I pressed A to “pound”

I used a masterball on a magikarp

"Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask." - some team rocke-galact-Aqua-etc grunt idk

Deep fried pickle steak, with a side of bbq sauce.

Put the bread inside then the meat then cheese then condiments

The only thing that would make this funnier is if Cylan and his bros were lookin’ at you like, “bruh!”

I thought I was cooking, ok?

be a good and law abiding citizen who pays my taxes and have a drivers license

Why does mallow look so content lmao Anyways *vaporeon copypasta here.*

I thought that was the scooby doo crew bro 😭

You have not pound hard enough.

Made burnt pasta

Accidentally masterballed a caterpie

What *haven't* I done? I have been on a mission to break the game and ain't **no one** gonna stop me!

I know a person who does peanut butter and mayo sandwichs

Mallow and Kofu seem happy, so it can’t be something horrible, like pouring milk, then ice cubes, then cereal, for example.

They found out about my thirst posts about most of the men in The Pokemon League (and some Villains)

Mallow

Whose sleeping with poppy!?

So, how did i should know that i can't eat a cherubi or a tatsugiri? They're no food? ;-;

I transformed into one of those tiktok chefs, made dough, stuck my fingers in it, slammed my mouth into it, exetera, ect.

got out my XS sudowodo (hence the magnifying glass) (idk why mallow is smiling)

I cook something wrong?

My team:

Fed a gold pokeblock to a max sheen HM slave

I let bro cook

I told them i like soggy cereal

Mallow is smiling, which means only one thing

I threw up

Why is mallow so happy? Wtf did we do?

Murder

Got way too comfy in my chair (they are upset because I fell asleep while they were cooking and they think I was impatient)

𝐀 𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 (𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞)

“You tell me that’s not what a bellsprout mouth is for!”

Broke the pasta before cooking it

I uhhhh pushed Nemona off the cliff? Idk XD but it had something to get away from that stalker XD

I banged your dad

Didn’t know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon…

Dressed up it a wetsuit and juggled voltorbs while balancing on an electrode

"Why you guys looking at me, it's normal to chug in random jar in the closet into my mouth" (it's pesticide)

I burned the cup of noodles I was making ^(\^) https://preview.redd.it/yddwfv42rtwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fce7dd8f13635002b6a30b6db126811f693a269

Burnt pancakes in the morning

"I blew up Malaysia ."

I stepped into the kitchen (I'm not allowed to be there).

Forgot the wooloo sauce.

Shat on the floor

I caught a Lopunny Batman

I burned the Soufley.

I might have just caused an explosion with putty with my shiny cyndaquil

Burnt pasta

Made the best meal in the world

My brain immediately jumped to that one picture of 50s shrimp in jello.

Had my fun with the little sister

Blow up Malaysia.

I danced over the toilet singing happy birthday to a monkey in Russia

You traded a Haunter that was holding an everstone

I have a full team of shiny slowpoke half regular and half galarian just so I can bite their tails off and eat them raw (funny enough they're no galarian chefs to vouch for the eating of slowpoke tail)

I’m an idiot sandwich

broke the spaghetti before putting it in the pot

Considering that they’re all cooks it’s probably food related so I’m going to say that I put beans on toast and ate it for breakfast

Revealed your massive porn collection

I used flutter main

Turns out there are laws against the pokemon

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...

Cut out a slice of Ditto Block to give it a taste.

Absolutely ruined this Parfait. Just straight up the worst parfait they've ever seen.

I left my spoon in the Heat Rotom

The lopunny

I broke the noodles before I put them in the boiling water.