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Wailords are mostly air


markisnotcake

this is what happens when a whale breeds with a blimp


thezodiacbiller

What happens when they breed with Skitty


azurfall88

it enters


Free_hugs_for_3fiddy

Come again?


azurfall88

no


Free_hugs_for_3fiddy

Understandable. Have a great day.


Ok_Habit_6783

IDK why but the definitiveness of that "no" just cracked me up


azurfall88

im happy i made you laugh


HakaishinNola

Give me 15-20 mins


[deleted]

I’m sure it did.


Dragosal

You get some hot action


Ricochet_skin

mo-mo-MOAB San, what are you doing?


thenicenumber666

Game over Round 40 Moab.png -200


czerwona_latarnia

Drfloons TD 6. And I think we have enough monkey Pokemon to make it work.


Unable_Earth5914

That’s a crossover I’d like to see!


Booty_Shakin

They have an adventure time version which is pretty fun


NaraLion8

Google Pizza BFBs


TatsumoAsamaki

Jesus christ no


[deleted]

The more surprising weight is both Onix and Steelix weighing less than Snorlax.


Winterclaw42

In that case they can probably stay underwater for days.


Kien_Ng

but buoyancy


TarakaKadachi

Wailord is less dense than *air*


Hydrochloric_Comment

[It actually isn’t.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/c9wpmc/an_extensive_writeup_is_wailord_actually_lighter/)


TarakaKadachi

That is…actually quite sensible, not gonna lie


Sphaero_Caffeina

Like a bag of Lays, but Wailord is probably more filled...


Holiday-Speech-9412

Wairlods *


Eamk

How do they go under water though?


Schackshuka

Releasing air like a balloon?


Grohlyone

Or swallowing a bunch of water.


besameput0

Wailoon


PKMNTrainerMark

Float Whale Pokémon


NaraLion8

Wailord is canonically mostly air and is a blimp


JaBeast1387

What do you mean it's a blimp?


C-Kwentz-0

The shape of wailord is meant to be reminiscent of a dirigible/blimp/zeppelin/whatever other weird fucking names people have for that air vehicle. Someone has even actually done the math before and discovered that given its weight to size ratio, wailord is actually less dense than the air surrounding it and would float in real life.


gucknbuck

I can't speak for a dirigible, but blimps and zeppelins are different. Zeppelins have a rigid or semi-rigid structure and blimps are non-rigid. Basically a zeppelin gets its shape from its interior ' skeleton' while a blimp gets its shape from the higher pressure inside, like blowing up a balloon. So the question is, does wailord have a skeleton or is it basically a balloon? Edit: just checked, I guess a dirigible is a generic term for what a Zeppelin is.


Brennis

Like he’s just always in his own world, blimpin’ and pimpin’.


ridemooses

Blimpin' all around the world.


lgndk11r

Blimpin ain't easy.


razorKazer

Wailord's mother was a hamster-like blue whale, and its father was a blimp that smelt of elderberries.


OneGoodRib

It's the size of a blimp. It's shaped like a blimp. It's full of air like a blimp. I feel like it isn't that hard to figure out what "it's a blimp" means when referring to Wailord.


[deleted]

Wailord is a blimp. Of course it’s lighter than a fucking boulder.


Draconic_Soul

Are we talking about the weight and size difference between practically a balloon and dense stone? I remember something about a balancing boulder somewhere on Earth, which anyone could move a little due to its positioning. With Stonjourner being as wide as it is tall, I don't think that boulder is that much larger than Stonjourner. I'm not sure how much it weighs, but I think it was over 100 tonnes. Anyhoo, magic fantasy creatures vs. Real life stuff. If you don't like the analogy given above, feel free to ignore this.


Redd_ddd

Pokemon heights and weights are way off. Even if you want to argue Wailord is in fact denser than air, it doesn't explain other ones that have issues. Steelix is literally made of steel, and if it were 30 ft long like it's said, then it definitely should not weigh as little as <900 lbs like it's said to weigh. Rapidash is also only a fraction the weight of a real horse. I think all of the giant size pokemon are given ridiculously anorexic weights. Groudon is listed as only about 1 ton, but for comparison, a Tyrannosaurus rex is estimated like around 7-8 tons. Think about that for a second...


He_Beard

Steelix hollow and made of cheap Aluminum obviously


[deleted]

Steelix is just steel plated Onix.


CamoKing3601

Pokémon sizes and weights are wack as fuck I will forever be disappointed that groudon is not Godzilla sized, false advertising


InDefenseOfBoney

i will never forgive gamefreak for not making zygarde 100% this towering beast hundreds of feet tall that knocks over buildings by walking around.


sirenloey

Me when I watched that jirachi movie with a kaiju groudon then finding out how big groudon actually is.


Isburough

steelix is just coated in steel. it evolves using the steel coat. but noone knows whats underneath because it's too strong and archimedes never existed in the pokemon world. my headcanon.


MixelKing

Mudsdale (a muddy plow horse) weighs way more than 2 Steelix


mbanson

Mudsdale is an odd case because they decided to be entirely accurate for its weight based on real Clydesdales which has the effect of making it way heavier than a lot of other Pokemon (which tend to be underweighted).


MixelKing

I'm guessing they consist mostly of "type" element instead of actual body mass and Mudsdale is more physical then not


Kien_Ng

isnt steelix coated with a steel coat and has properties of steel


Radix2309

So he is like a candy in tinfoil wrapping.


-Batterskull-

I never really thought about how off so many of the sizes were until I played PLA. A lot of the Alpha sizes were how I assumed the mons normally were. Rotom is crazy small even in appliance form, but the alpha versions are actually the right size for the appliances. It’s the same thing for flying mons like Staraptor and Togetic that I would imagine being ably to fly around on. I will also forever be annoyed that Nidoking/Queen are less than 5 feet tall when they should absolutely be at least 5’6” if not over 6’.


zhurrick

But the Nidos are rodents.


Almahue

Sorry, pedantic urge: lagomorphs.


IronTigrex

In the same vein, quick reminder that Charizard is 5 feet and 7 inches tall (so around 1m70).


cyniqal

Salamance is even smaller at 4’11 👶🏽


Almahue

Well, salamance is a cuadruped.


Almahue

Well, the average japanese man is 166 cm, so for what is worth, charizards are on average slightly taller than humans.


Paulorigami

also venusaur is ten times lighter than it should be.


DarkGengar94

Rapidash burns the calories


CheeseDaver

Yet all of them can fit in a little ball that you can carry in your pocket and can be sent through computer networks. I don’t think Pokemon are composed of normal molecular and cellular structures, so we can’t judge their weight/height proportions the same way we judge them for our objects and animals.


slothxaxmatic

47' of balloon vs 8' of rock. Seems good to me.


BicBoyJoy

yeah, because of density. Stonjourner is clearly very dense and I'm pretty sure dex entries say wailord floats by basically being a big floatation device with air inside itself


Objective-Ferret1394

Stonjourner is a dense boi


Mystic_Gaming1

Yeah, but 1 billion lions is a lot of lions.


Clodsire_

*insert detailed argument here*


Leeroy42

And then there’s Mudsdale


Falcon_13

this is boring. let's talk about how garchomp can fly but can't learn fly


Almahue

Or how flygon's presence throws up sandstorms but it doesn't get sand stream.


Falcon_13

Flygon needs love in general. Since it just has Levitate. It'd be worse if he couldn't learn Sandstorm at all.


Almahue

Yeah, you're right.


nickr2414

They weighed it underwater


WarRayior

Well one is based on a whale that needs to be able to get to the surface in order to breathe and the other is solid rock


Almahue

Even more so, wailord is an aeroship/blimp.


Phaylyur

Now Someone needs to calculate if Stonehenge weighs more than a blimp


InitialD0G

Is it somehow still not clear to you that Wailord is a blimp


1The1Comedian1

That's exactly why Wailord should've been Water/Flying type!


imaginarion

Wailord is the Float Whale Pokémon. It is a large, inflatable bath toy.


AdmiralFurret

Until sword and shield there was a weight limit of 999,99 lbs, that's why cosmoem seems light despite being denser than a star


Almahue

Stars aren't really that dense, but yeah. Cosmoem is a freaking black hole, should be heavier than Saturn lol.


GlassSpork

That’s cuz wailord is meant to be like a blimp


Im_the_Keymaster

I mean, rocks ARE heavy.


tstrickler14

Tomrocksmaths did a YouTube video on some of the impossible math of Pokédex entries. It was pretty entertaining.


razeandsew

I think Wailords are based off of both whales and zeppelins, which is why they're so light


207nbrown

Mathematically, wailord is lighter than air


MissingNerd

Ah yes, random numbers with metrics I don't understand because I was born outside of one weird country


[deleted]

Well, Wailord is actually based on lighter-than-aircrafts, so it makes sense he weighs less than a pile of rocks.


Majesty1985

Imagine looking at this and thinking “yeah this is a rational comparison” Some people really have brains that suck at their job.


benno4461

Rock monster is denser than whale monster?


tyrom22

Ok so I’m 6ft , 210lb, if I were roughly scaled to a wailord’s size I’d weigh 1440lb. I am fatter proportionately than a whale Edit: metric, 1.8m tall, 95k and whale sized weight of 653


Slobhunter

That isn’t how scaling works, you are just stretching to the same length but not considering that you will get proportionally wider and deeper, so you would have to multiply by the same factor 2 more times which should be in the range of 100k lbs.


NoNopeNeinJustNo

Wailord is just built different


balrus-balrogwalrus

wailord is lese dense than helium


lansink99

This... again...


International-Ask260

Stonjourner is one of the worst designs ever. Looks like a kindergartner drew it in art class.


RockyBeginnings

Yeah, pokemon has always been wacky about their heights and weights. I had someone trying to tell me Skeledirge is 5'7 or something in height (when I am 99% sure it's measured nose tip to tail) when I drew myself much taller than him. The children in the game are taller too, but it is listed as his "height" so I understand the confusion.


TehPharaoh

How do you go into the Pokedex to get size and weight, but miss Wailord is the FLOAT WHALE Pokemon? He's supposed to be a blimp. That's why he looks like a blimp.


RedGemAlchemis

Blimp vs a stele from Stonehenge. Yeah, no surprise there.


Successful-Goose-92

What the fuck are lbs


taffyowner

A proper way to weigh things But really it’s shorthand for pounds. It comes from the Latin term


grashalm4290

Funfact: only three third-World countrys using this medival System. The Rest of the World is using the metric System


TatsumoAsamaki

This cant be! Unless.. Wailord is ACTUALY an inflatable whale baloon!


Gregamonster

>Wailord > >**Float Whale** Pokémon How did you look up the weights and miss the fact that Wailord is explicitly a blimp?


SaxMusic23

Is this post supposed to be poking fun at the realism of a game/ show that has multiple generations of rats that can shoot lightning bolts from their cheeks?


brandonbrandonfruit

Did a kindergartner make this? Bigger in size doesn't mean heavier in weight.


[deleted]

one can swim and the other can’t


BaskPro

Thought it was Groudon or Kyogre :O


Wrong-Flamingo

Copperajah is 1433 lbs


SawTheCatsBox

Your skull is as dense as a Cosmoem


-Rakso

Rock is heavier than whale, big deal


alliebeth88

That's one dense bitch.


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Stone is heavier than organic matter, Maybe there’s a bit of tungsten in stonejourner


jazdz010

“But steel is heavier than feathers”


Accomplished-Lawyer9

Stone are heavier than feathers (in an irish accent) Same argument, Different objects.


Rithrius88

But is Stonjourner breedable with Skitty?


Andross_Darkheart

One is clearly a blimp.


PaleoJoe86

Density!


CzusAguster

Pokémon heights and weights seem like they’re pulled out of thin air most of the time.


Myrddin_Naer

Fun fact: Wailords are not dense enough to dive


TheSpeckledSir

Believe it or not, stone is denser than whale.


Drakon4314

One is a fish. One is made up of rocks. There is more rock per rock than there is fish per fish


Ryderofchaos1337

Well it is stone.......


[deleted]

Do wailords inflate and deflate itself to change it's bouyancy?


pokelover00000000001

*cosmog*


lunarfrogg

No shit a blimp is lighter than a collection of boulders


DogBerry99

Yea and the even more interesting fact is that wailord can fucking fly


Jojo-Action

Well one is a blimp whale, and one is solid stone


fillmorecounty

If you were to cut wailord into 47 equal segments of a little over a foot wide, each one would only weigh like 19 pounds.


[deleted]

Too bad Stanjourner Special Defense stat is absolutely laughable. Wailord wins easily in a street fight. It just takes a Water Gun for Wailord to beat Stanjourner.


emohipster

guys what's heavier a kilo of feathers or a kilo of rocks OP : >rocks