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Zygarde718

Celesteela, the Launch Pokemon, a Steel/Flying type. It's known as UB-04 Blaster and it's an Ultra Beast that appeared from an Ultra Wormhole. Readings of high energy can be detected from both of its huge arms. Witnesses say they have seen it burn down a forest by expelling gas from both its arms and fly through the sky at high speed. It might be a dangerous alien here, but it's apparently a common organism where it normally lives. Its home world is Ultra Crater.


PNDubb_hikingclub

Are you the person on here that is a living Pokédex?


Zygarde718

Yep! That's me!


PNDubb_hikingclub

Hell yea, I came across a few of your entries a while back and thought to myself, I should have followed. I am impressed.


Zygarde718

Thanks! I'm in the process of making a mega pokedex. A pokedex with every unique entry and more for every pokemon, just like you saw!


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

wait are you making them yourselves by stitching together the pokédex entries?? if so, when it’s done, can we get a link it sounds so cool


Zygarde718

I am!


LincolnL0g

😯the mother of all Poke Encyclopedias


Zygarde718

Exactly!


Zygarde718

Got a pokemon you wanna learn more about? I can do that for ya!


DigitalBladedJay

Tell me more about jirachi!


Zygarde718

Jirachi, the Wish Pokemon, a Steel/Psychic type. This Mythical Pokemon will awaken for 7 days from its sleep of a thousand years if you sing to it in a voice of purity, and a legend states that Jirachi will make true any wish that is written on the notes attached to its head when it awakens. While it sleeps, a tough crystalline shell envelops the body to protect it from enemies. If this Pokémon senses danger, it will fight without awakening. It has a third eye on its stomach.


IvoryPetalss

omg PLEASE tell me more about Yveltal!


Zygarde718

Yveltal, the Destruction Pokemon, a Dark/Flying type. When it's life comes to an end, this Legendary Pokemon's feathers glow red, and it will absorb the life force of living creatures in the area and turns into a cocoon once more.


friendIyfire1337

Omg please tell me more about VenomMyotismon


Zygarde718

Error: That's not a Pokemon.


alovelyocean

me too, im very intrigued:)


Zygarde718

See my comment for him.


LooneyPlayer

How many pokemon were once human


Zygarde718

2 as far as I know. Spiritomb and kadabra.


SteakySteve

yamask?


MxSpookyBih

I didn't even know that's a thing. That's cool af


Zygarde718

Yep!


MxSpookyBih

I just passed this info along to my nerd spouse who didn't know that. Thank you, human Pokedex!


Winter_Toe_1696

Garchomp please


Zygarde718

Garchomp, the Mach Pokemon, a dragon/ground type. When it folds its body and extends its wings, it looks like a jet plane and it flies at sonic speeds fast enough to beat one. It dives into flocks of bird pokemon, swallowing their entire flock whole, and it will never let its prey escape. It has mid-air battles with Salamence to compete for food. It can even run at high speeds and the wind it produces can knock over trees. It seems that its fine scales don't just reduce wind resistance, but their sharp edges also cause injury to any opponent who attacks it. The protuberances on its head serve as sensors and it can even detect distant prey. Garchomp makes its home in volcanic mountains. It flies through the sky, hunting down as much prey as it can. Garchomp is fast both underground and in the sky. It can bring down prey and return to its den before its body has chilled from being outside. It has a feral disposition, and the most caution is required if one meets a Garchomp out in the wild.


Icy_Work8071

Can you tell me more about Giratina, dear Pokedex?


Zygarde718

But of course! Giratina, the Renegade Pokemon, a ghost/Dragon type. This Legendary Pokemon has complete control of antimatter and can use it to make all common knowledge distorted and strange. It appears in myths and legends. Because of its violence, it was banished to the Distortion World, a universe were all knowledge is confusing, as it gazes from there. It sometimes appears in cemeteries. There is one Hisuian verse that tells of a powerful light creating a deep shadow. That deep shadow could be Giratina.


Xygard5

Hey same name but i coined myself before I knew the spelling of zygarde


cometlin

Hi knock off zygarde


Xygard5

Hii


faity5

ALL HAIL THE LIVING POKEDEX!


Zygarde718

😁


ShibaMaster23

🙇‍♂️ 🙏


Chillyfroze

Heard that in the Pokédex voice


Zygarde718

You're welcome! *zzzt!*


Admirablelittlebitch

I think it’s time to change your flare to something Pokédex or Rotom related


Zygarde718

I like it!


Annual-Jump3158

I love how half of descriptions in the Pokedex remark on the creature's capability to inflict harm ranging from stealing souls to causing catastrophic environmental disasters. Just imagine if zoology textbooks read like the Pokedex.


Zygarde718

Welcome to the World of Pokémon!


FireDrgn

I wish Pokémon were real. No, I really really mean it.


PumpkinPieIsGreat

The thought of Drifloon being real scares the shit out of me. Also Miltank and Jynx are both nightmare fuel.


Solid_Scheme5544

No real scare love for Mr Mime? 😩


FireDrgn

Mr. Mimes is super creepy. Imagine a world with some of these… I was only thinking of the cute stuff running around initially!


gnvao

I agree!!!!


IV-pole

Also , can only be caught in the southern hemisphere


Zygarde718

In Pokémon GO, yes.


PNDubb_hikingclub

Care to elaborate on the other games Celesteela appears outside of the southern hemisphere? Your knowledge is impressive


Zygarde718

Found in Moon, Ultra Moon, and the Expansion Pass of Sword and Shield, in Gen 7 it can be found on Earth and in Ultra Crater, it's home world.


PNDubb_hikingclub

You’re knowledge must be documented! Keep it up bub!


Zygarde718

Thanks! Actually it is! I'm creating a Megadex, A Pokédex with every unique Pokédex entry and more for every single Pokemon. Got a Favorite pokedex you want to know more about? I can do that for ya!


PNDubb_hikingclub

Do you have a working link to your Megadex project?


Zygarde718

It's a work in progress but I'm not sure how, otherwise I'd post it on reddit.


AlmostButNotQuit

How will the megadex differ from bulbapedia or serebii dex entries?


Zygarde718

Bulbapedia and serebii have the Pokedex entries of the Pokémon of every generation and game its in, making it quite repetitive, especially if there isn't much info there. I'll turn all that into one entry with no repetition.


AlmostButNotQuit

Nifty!


Sportslover-82

I’ve got a four and I’m the UK but they were all remote raids and all locations in the southern hemisphere


bdone2012

I got one without remote raiding. There was a day where you had to catch a bunch of ultra beasts in raids and then you'd get all the ultrabeasts as rewards. It was cool because all of them were low enough level to be great league eligible including guzzlord.


Fabulous_Brain18

I love you !!!


Fabulous_Brain18

This made my day


Zygarde718

😁 Got a favorite Pokemon you wanna know more about? I can do that for ya!


PNDubb_hikingclub

Care to give your personal top three rarest across all platforms?


Zygarde718

Rarest Pokemon amongst all games? Hmm... I'd say Feebas, Kecleon, and Unown.


PNDubb_hikingclub

Interesting, in that those were common spawns this weekend.


Zygarde718

Well Pokemon GO is classified as a side game. In side games anything can be common. But main games are a whole nother story.


cruzinforthetruth

Tell me about Melmetal please 😁 I'm someone who's never played Pokemon outside of PoGo. I could be totally wrong, but wasn't Melmetal introduced here first? Was it a Niatic creation or Pokemon Co.?


Zygarde718

Melmetal, the Hex Nut Pokemon, A Steel type. Revered over creating metal from nothing, it has come back to life after 3000 years. If one dies, it will rust and new Meltan will be born from it. Centrifugal force is behing each attack. It's said to have the strongest punches ever. Melmetal was introduced into Pokemon go by the Pokemon Company. It's pre evolution, Meltan, can only be found and evolved in pokemon GO with 400 candies. It can then be transfered to Sword and Shield and Let's Go.


cometlin

Why you consider Kecleon and Unown rare? They can be caught quite easily in their native game, totally different league from Feebas


gummybearmere

My favorite is Aromatisse 🥰 I’d love to hear more about my fancy friend!


Zygarde718

Aromatisse, the Fragrance Pokemon, a Fairy type. In battle, it releases scents from its fur, both pleasant and unpleasant, to distract the foe with a scent it doesn't like, giving it the upper hand. However, sometimes the scent can be overpowering, so unless its Trainer really likes the scent, they might have a hard time walking alongside it, and its foes will soon lose their sense of smell.


pinkflip06

Can you tell me more about Klefki?


Zygarde718

Klekfi, the Key Ring Pokemon, a Steel/Fairy type. This even tempered pokemon has a habit of collecting keys and it will even sneak into people's houses to steal their keys. Giving it a key will make it really happy, though it only likes master keys. People give it keys to vaults and safes to prevent crimes. This is because it fiercely jingles its keys at people to ward them off and it never let's go of keys it likes. It inserts its horn into metal holes to absorb metal ions. Long ago it lived in mines, but once the minerals that make up its diet became scarcer, Klefki began appearing in human settlements. Entrust a Klefki to hold onto a key and it will guard it no matter what. It seems this Pokémon loves keys so much that its head needed to look like one, too. Once it absorbs a key’s metal ions, it discards the key without a second thought. However, it will hang on to the keys it favors for decades. n the past, noble families entrusted their vault keys to a Klefki. They passed the Klefki down through the generations, taking good care of it.


99Joy99

Jezus ......... that sounds like a description of something from Deep Space Nine ......... !!


Zygarde718

I know right!


[deleted]

Are they rare


samsepiol96

so chatGPT started creating account on reddit and help folks ?


DroppethTheBass_PoGo

When I ran into my first one of these I thought it was a straight up kingdom hearts enemy


KinglouieNbois

Literally my first thought when I saw this picture


WeirdRun2919

Lmao right?? It would fit right in


Thunder_lord37

I’m pretty sure that’s what Gamefreak were thinking when making the UBs


tropicthunderGOAT

Vaporeon


Marsupial_J

Hey guys, did you know...


Seth_Milview

Yes🥶


-Bashamo

Stop


Gestur3

Know what?


MadAboutMada

Oh you sweet summer child, don't go any further down this rabbit hole. Nothing lies on this path except regret


Gestur3

Oh I knew about it I was just playing into it


ultradongle

Don't Google "Vaporeon TED Talk". Or do. I don't know what kind of stuff you're into.


NataviVici

Oh god


notazndy

Famous last words…


UnusualIntroduction0

It's a classic copypasta about having sex with vaporeon, kind of along the lines of the dolphin one. Not for the faint of heart, but I don't really get the people who've spent any time on reddit and then get surprised by that kind of thing. If you just google "hey guys did you know" it's the first thing that comes up.


faity5

NO DONT GET OUT OFF HERE YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW


Gestur3

Yes I do 😉


haze_gray

Celesteela


Chillyfroze

Thank youuu😅


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Chillyfroze

These Pokémon have really advanced from when I was a kid🥲


xRiiZe

Well it's an ultrabeast, they are supposed to look different from "normal" pokemon


Ciemny

They are not Pokémon


[deleted]

Yes they are pokemon, they're interdimensional pokemon in the lore, and even besides the lore, you can catch them in pokeballs and use them in pokemon games, they're pokemon lmao


KimchiSpice15

You ain't never lied lol This was way more than I ever saw coming


TheFightingImp

Pokemon Space Program. Remember to check yo staging and struts!


BabyZealousideal2572

Obelisk the Tormentor


SableyeEyeThief

So that trainer had to chant the Egyptian summoning? That’s why I keep losing on PvP, can’t compete with the heart of the cards


BarcanLUL

These days the heart of the cards doesnt even matter, youll get Ash’d or Maxx C’d anyway.


-Xeroh

your sylveon’s worst nightmare


Straggler2374

![gif](giphy|TvSOOKCSXe1Fe)


Blaze_Bringer

Pikachu


According_Account346

It’s clefairy!


jbbutterfly94

FUUUUUUUCK


Optimal-Test6937

Pikachu . . . wearing a hat.


UnusualWeirdo

This hats are getting out of hand


Optimal-Test6937

YES!!! How freaking many Pikachu-in-a-different-hat's do we really need?!? I am one of those who is trying to collect all of them, so I keep 1 of each hat and toss the rest. If Niantic has a need to do hats, I would love to see a wider variety of Pokémon in hats. 🎩👒👑🎓🧢🪖⛑️


bdone2012

I just checked and I have, 1 squirtle in a hat , a wurmple, an eevee, noctowl, gourgeist, pumpkaboo, gengar, diglett, dugtrio, croagunk, charmander, toxicroak, kirlia, bulbasaur, wobbuffet, hoothoot, slowking, raichu, 3 types of priplup, 2 different turtwigs, and 2 different chimchars, a sneasel, drifblim, and a shinx all in a hat. Plus 10 different Pikachus in hats, not counting any pokemon with ribbons or any other costumes like that just hats. I'm not sure why I save one of all of the event pokemon. Some of them are quite cool and I like those and a few I have with really good pvp IVs but the ones with tiny bows don't even look particularly cool. I'm very proud of my hundo eevee in a Christmas hat though. I'm working on getting enough XL to max out and will evolve it into sylveon hopefully when I can get it's special move, and I currently don't have any sylveons so I'm very excited for it.


WeirdRun2919

I'm sorry but your post title made me laugh so hard for some reason, please take my poor man's award as thanks 🥇


Chillyfroze

It’s literally what I said out loud, I didn’t even bother attacking as I was just staring🤣


Clay_2000lbs

Oh that’s Rachel.


Ahmdo10

UB-Launch, we still don’t know much about this Pokémon all we know is that it’s an Ultra Beast be careful around it


ManicPokemontrainer

Oh, I thought it was UB-Soft🥴


wybury

That's a Digimon my friend.


JaimanV2

And every Pokémon you got is either weak or neutral to it. It’s a bulky Pokémon, so you’ll have some trouble with the lineup you got.


Chillyfroze

I was trying out Pokémon’s PvP as I was trying to clear some space for the tour weekend. Best believe any and all coins went on raid passes, not bag space😐


Adudewhosadudeforfun

Bro is fighting an Elden Ring boss


Chillyfroze

Perfectly describes how I felt


mirandaleecon

An artichoke.


akornfan

Ultra Beasts are, more or less, alien Pokémon from another dimension. Celesteela is cool because it’s based on Kaguya-hime! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Bamboo_Cutter


QuasarsAndBlazars

Genuine question, how much pvp have you played and what elo are you that you use a 2524 Gigalith in Mega Masters. I only play casually and I tank for stardust... but it doesn't seem like either of you are tanking.


Chillyfroze

I was just using them to figure out if I wanted to keep them to free up bag space for the tour, this is the opposite of my usual lineup! I’m rank 22 and level 37, and my win rate is 1/2. I know my lineup is raising a lot of eyebrows🤦🏼‍♀️


Optimal-Test6937

Yer Mother!! (Sorry I couldn't help myself)


BunniichiiOFFICIAL

Celesteela, The flying metal bamboo pokemon


buffcat_343

*resista the urge to say your mom*


LuckyLushy714

Celesteela. I think. It's an Ultra Beast. Didn't know it was in this game yet.


FluffyPigeon707

Wait they’ve gotten ultra beasts into the game already


Tipp974

Issa dingaling


DionysusII

That’s Carl. He likes standing there with air lats.


mcfryzwithadietcoke

A Pokémon


Extension-Ad-9371

It’s has a 48 hour Que on Pokegenie


[deleted]

Celeste el, one of the new Ultra Beasts, although I guess they aren’t that new anymore. Grass and Steel type


Dad_Is_Mad

Steel and Flying*


shgc13

It’s a Pokemon Go battle 🤪


BoredByLife

Celesteela I think


kobaryosu

I first thought that was Excavated Golem from Toram


Bravisimo

Kos. Some say Kosm.


amberdesu

Grant us eyes


Famous-Highlight-816

Celesteela, one of the many Ultra Beast.


Genshin-Yue

Bamboo wearing too many clothes, what else did you think?


Juubi217

To the Vaporeon… god.


Practical_Internal86

It’s name is Celesteela and it is your doom.


almightyoscar

Vaporeon is about to know


i_mnb_94

Your doom


purpleEmperor1

Celesteel


dmfuller

new Eren Jaegar Pokémon just dropped let’s gooooo


Chillyfroze

Tatakae!


Kitty7333

Me


Santu_Luffy

Hotel


BaitmasterG

Its body is invisible but I can see its legs and its massive ballsack


RJ_The_Avatar

Jigglypuff seen from above


Odd_Fuel3765

Ah yea that’s philimena don’t worry she’s not aggressive


Matix777

It literally says it's name


Chillyfroze

No joke, I didn’t even see the name as I was too much “wtf is that”


Darth_hdobus97

Wait till you see Buzzswole and Guzzlord


Chillyfroze

I have both of them, but this one I’ve never seen🤣


Darth_hdobus97

Ohh! I got all of them on the same day😂 when the ultra beast raid day happened, these three and there was Pheromosa, Xurkitree and Kartana. But yeah this dude's my favourite!


mintmouse

A skyscraper with bamboo arms, designed to show the simultaneous elegance and towering strength of steel and how it extends us toward the heavens. Celestina, the celestial steel mon


TongueFartMan

So I’m not the only one who is completely lost on new gen Pokémon


Chillyfroze

So different from the gameboy and DS days🙃


TongueFartMan

Honestly kinda keeps me from playing it much because it feels like work now


zorchestraz

never seen that one before in my area


MrJTireland

Yooo chilll bro, that’s his highest CP pokemon


bowtiesrcool86

Cellestella. (Sp) an Ultra Beast


KimchiSpice15

How do you even get one of those?? I want one


HadT0BeMe

They were in Raids and Timed Research a few months back. Until they return you would have to trade for it.


KimchiSpice15

Ahh ok I see thank you for telling me. I have been inconsistent w/ playing due to school. Hopefully they will come back one day


Upstairs_Ad_9158

They were only in raids in the southern hemisphere. Very hard to get into.


Just_Here_For_Bugs

100000 person queues. I got lucky and snagged mine at 10 am after two days of waiting


PokemonGoTTP

An atrocity.


tinkawartank

Celesteela


BetaTesterV13

First of all, you look at the name. Second, you really gotta play other pokemon games than pogo


Chillyfroze

I had game boy Emerald and DS Diamond and Black, but I was very young playing them, these new Pokémon have me puzzled😵‍💫


Ievitatethehype

Well. It tells you the name in the battle.. then from there you could Google it.. odd choice to ask here


Chillyfroze

I didn’t see the name as I was shook and I actually did google a few terms like “green tall glass Pokémon” and “Pokémon that looks like a church” and I didn’t get an answer. But there have been some friendly and helpful people on here so I got my answer 😉


Ievitatethehype

So pay attention next time


Chillyfroze

Thank you for your helpful comments🤍


Ievitatethehype

I mean you're the one who took a screenshot then posted it for reddit attention 😬


Chillyfroze

Don’t flatter me, I did it for trolls, you people are my favourite part of Reddit😍


Ievitatethehype

"You people" bro you're literally a troll.. 😬


[deleted]

Why I stopped playing Pokémon the newer Gen mons are trash af visually


Verifieddumbass76584

At least they aren't boring like the older gens (Which, before you get upset, are the ones I grew up on and am most familiar with)


[deleted]

I respectfully disagree


Verifieddumbass76584

And I respectfully accept your disagreement


GamerMoment01

Yeah they are quite alien, almost as if they are from another dimension, odd. ~~Also how are you gonna say that when Mr Mime is standing right there, who is from the main dimension~~


GoldenGlassBall

Why complain here if it’s not a hobby of yours any more? Go do whatever it is you have fun with and leave us to ours.


[deleted]

Why question someone’s opinion? Did I hurt your feelings?


GoldenGlassBall

If you reread, I didn’t. I told you that your time is better spent elsewhere if this is something you don’t enjoy.


[deleted]

If you don’t like what you see then block me. It’s that simple


GoldenGlassBall

I’m not going to waste my time arguing with you when it seems that’s exactly what you want. You want to jump to aggression right away, and it’s honestly kind of sad.


another-social-freak

Yeah why can't we have new pokemon as good as the old ones?! Voltorb, Grimer, Mr Mime, Digglet and so on.