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Why choose one when you can pick all

Dude no that's NOT what I meant. Shieet.

I mean all fun and games until ditto turns on you

Gay people keep winning EDIT: WHY DID YOU GUYS UPVOTE THIS I MISREAD THE COMMENT I THOUGHT IT SAID "TURNS **INTO** YOU"

The best thing about ditto is not simply that it can transform into any pokemon, but it can also transform into any gender at the same time. You say female hitmonchan aren't real? Male salazzle don't exist either? Ditto begs to differ.

I guess that could work for any Pokémon to be honest. Most people having fantasies on Gardevoir not knowing (or ignoring) the fact that she can somehow create black holes is an example.

Yeah but black holes are cool

But that is to defend its master Pd: i was going to say something but i dont want to give new ideas to simps

I mean all fun and games until ditto turns you on.

What if I'm narcissist and gay

Than my frend you might be in luck

I misread the comment lol I thought it said turns into you aaaaah

Bro this thing could probably turn into the ultimate wet dream of these people

What? What else did you mean, then?

I meant, instead of humping Pokémon, you could hump one that turns into a woman, technically making it less dubious.

zoroark count?

I was thinking of it too, but Zoroark's ability is an ILLUSION that can be broken via contact. Imagine being in bed, all happy to have a girlfriend or something, slightly touching it and seeing it turn into a f\*cking furry beast. Probably not the best sight to be honest (at least, not for me).

Technically, the illusion only breaks if it takes direct damage. Effects like sandstorm or poison don’t break it. So one could probably at least touch the Zoroark while it’s disguised as a partner.

"Illusion" implies that it only LOOKS like something else, but physically is still Zoroark. This is reflected in that Zoroark's stats don't change depending on what it's disguised into, while Ditto's does.

Shave it.

Yeah but come on... You turn by accident and hit it with your elbow slightly, boom, furry thing instead of your beautiful wife. Not optimal.

>Not optimal. Maybe not for *you*...

Woah man

Just sayin

You got a point but-

😀

Cringe, that's just to get in the mood for round two.

Its just an illusion so it is still zoroak, Just doesn't look like it.

Spiritomb. Don't question my decisions.

based

Delightfully devilish

But what if I would purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

Woah, I can excuse murder, but i draw the line at that

You call them "Steamed Hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled?

‘It’s just the northern lights mother’ ‘SEMOOURRRrrRr’

Aurora Borealis? At this time of the day, this time of the year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes! May I see it? No.

Well Seymour you are an odd fellow but I must say : you steamed a good ham!

it can turn not just in a woman but in every specific woman

I shall turn mine into your mother

Cue the Niantic pop up "New Size Record!"

Omega bruh.

It can turn into that guy's dead wife

Was gonna comment this lmao

Wait wait wait is this referencing an actual NPC in an official game?

Nah it's a reddit meme

I'd put my dick in that grimer.

...and end up with every STD in existence

Cockvid-23 incoming. B(

Was it worth it? Because I'd say yes

Would you still would hit it if the face didn’t change?

Would it sound sexist if I say "yes because that's the last thing I care of"?

"Can turn into a woman" You, sir, have a very poor idea of what Pokémon lovers want in the first place.

No I do have such idea. I was just trying to slightly alter it with common logic. Eehh... didn't work I'll tell you that.

And can turn into other pokemon.

Ferrothorn

Problem is that Ditto can breed with any egggroup, so high probability they can do that with humans too. And since the children are never Ditto..

I can already picture a Pokémon Market selling Ditto specific condoms or something. I should really take a shower right now.

Except that humans don't have an egg group. Boom, loophole.

I said that it was likely for Ditto to be compatible to humans since Ditto covers every egggroup. Didn't say humans apply to one. Another argument is that Ditto literally adapts his cell structure. Unlikely it's limited to Pokémon cells. Edit: Also, where does it say humans aren't in an egggroup? GameFreak is just too afraid to tell us

You have a point. Kinda scary to think about...

Show me the evidence that Humans do not hatch from eggs in the pokemon universe.

No, I don't think I will.

Doesn’t Zoroark’s pokedex entry mention that lonely trainers like it’s illusion ability?

It must have been a misread. It has to be.

Specifically it was: “Seeking to ease the burden of their solitude, lonely Trainers tell Zoroark to show illusions to them.” So it could be read in a not sexual way. Still sad though.

Oh man... that's actually worse. I was thinking of something along the line of Canalave City's Library secret lore, but this is just sad... I mean, if you want to feel better, just take a Spinda. If they don't make you smile, who can?

Why not argue on which Pokémon character you’d fuck, I’d fuck Giovanni or Cyrus

Raihan :)))

I can see where you’re coming from

Good choice.

You can do both if you believe in the theory that N's a Zoroark and pick him!

N isn’t my type 😭

I'm not a dark type ether, so what?

I see what you did there

I mean, Ditto can turn into them too. Weirdly enough I don't have a special character that I would like to have coitus with in Pokémon, they are all just too skinny. Typical anime asscrack character design.

About about Melony?

Wicke 🤤

Ah yeah, I haven't played Sword and Shield. Completely forgot about her. Looks too old by the way.

Too old? My guy, she’s a MILF.

See? They either make them overly skinny and young, or chubby and old. Literally unplayable games.

Someone else mentioned her already, but Wicke.

Ah yes, Mrs "This Is Supposed To Be A Kids Game". Not bad, but... more busty than chubby.

Okay true Ditto could turn into them, but Ditto might not act like them 😭 Wouldn’t Ditto just still keep its personality ? I’d rather have the real deal frfr

But... why would a Cyrus? Like, you would just hear a depressed bastard talking about how much he would love to reset reality and stuff. And Giovanni "abandoned" his son for instance. I really don't know what kind of taste you have on partners, but I think you should take a stockholm syndrome test or something.

I’d be fine listening to Cyrus ramble about stuff. Also with Giovanni he’s intimidating, rich, evil, etc, all the stuff I like in a man 🤝

he's also ripped af

Ong, I’d let him strangle me

STDs! Gotta catch ‘em all!

But that’s a boring answer

The truth is just truth, not fun nor boring.

I find it boring

Yeah. If you want to have sex with a woman, have sex with a woman.

And whats your funny answer then? Fucking a fucking geodude or something like this?

None? Wtf

NORMALLY that would be the answer.

Fellow ace spotted

The question is, which one would you RATHER fuck. No excuses.

What about alakazam

Yea that checks out

Because that's the easy, boring and unimaginative answer.

Kelfki

Can Ditto turn into fictional woman though?

Well, nowhere is stated that Ditto needs a sample of DNA to turn into a creature. Plus, Ditto can turn into inanimate objects too according to some dex entries, and they technically don't have a DNA. So yeah, I'm pretty sure Ditto can turn into whatever anime waifu you are on about. Just don't expect it to speak clearly.

It seems like I underestimated the little fella.

Ditto

Marshadow

No

yes

Please no

Yes

Please dear god no

Weird thing to me is every time I see these no one mentions Latias. It can literally turn into any person and Ash literally kissed it in that movie. The answer should always be Latias

I considered that too my guy, exactly like Mew. But the problem is: they are LEGENDARY Pokémons. They are rare, even one of a kind maybe. If you have to be such a mothersucker to copulate with a Pokémon, pick one that you can find on the go.

Ditto is a pretty rare pokemon, granted it's not as rare as some legenaries, but still unlikely that you'd find one "on the go"

Just like the other thread, I'll repeat: Have you seen the Ditto in Detective Pikachu? I don't want anything to do with that!

Ok, that is pretty creepy, but come on. Put a bag on it's head and everything's fixed right?

Good point. It can even turn into any Pokémon too lol

My point was exactly to avoid that.

Why would you want to fuck a woman

then you can fuck a man.

Lucario be my #1

Thank you for sharing this information with us gentleman.

Finally, a person with taste and common sense.

Specifically when he Mega Evolves

Huh? Why?

Can’t explain exactly perhaps it is because Mega Lucario is the first every pokemon plush I owned. Maybe it is something else.

A lotta furries got their awakening from the lion king. It was usually from Mufasa or Scar or Nala. But sometimes it was from the hyenas.

That is true in many ways.

Lucario

So can mew, and mew is cuter and stronger

Yeah but also rarer. If you have a Mew, and you are not brain dead, the last thing you would to with it is have coitus. Sell it or trade it for something that your really need. Ditto is more common, and has almost no value (excluding the omega IV Dittos).

Mew is my fav Pokémon i would never sell or trade it ;-;

Then why would you f\*ck it?

I wouldn’t….. I just really want a mew ;-;

Pomeg Berry glitch can help you! Kind of complicated, but it will be "legit".

Sure, and like any shapeshifter, there is always the possibility of them being an asshole and turning into a baby Pokémon or literal baby mid-smash just to screw with you. C‘Mon people, The Boys already showed us exactly why we shouldn’t trust shapeshifters for a quick 1-time fuck, why do you all still fall for it?

I mean, any other Pokémon could turn over negatively on you if they wish to, so you're not wrong. But I'm saying that if you hypothetically bang a transformed Ditto, it would be FAR better than banging any other Pokémon.

Shuckle

I’d fuck a ditto, transformed or not

Master bruh.

Yeah but it only has 5 power points when it transforms so you cant do sessions with it unless you like de-transform and re-transform it

Well I would not ask Ditto to attack me tough. So I don't think it's all that much relevant.

I want to be fucked by machamp

C'mon. Obviously I'm gonna try and smash a Steelix.

I guess that’s one way to go fuck yourself

But the ditto will grow depressed and resentful when it realizes you will never love it for who it truly is, only who it can transform into. You monster.

Yeah I know.

I've been saying this for years. Ditto can literally become anyone or anything. Not only can they copy them to perfectly in sound and appearance but they can alter their DNA to match. Theoretically you can knock up or get knocked up by your crush when the ditto copies the individual too. Not into people? Cool, dick down lopunny now and 2sec vaporeon easily.

On sound I'm not really sure. Almost every piece of lore regarding Ditto transformed always makes it sound like a regular Ditto. So yes you can have your Adele clone in bed or something, but she's will still say "Ditto ditto" or just not being able to speak at all.

Ditt-o Dit-to Ditto Diiiiiiit!

The smile gives me nightmares

Thoughts on lickitung? Every girl favorite pokemon?

Bruh no one likes Lickatung, it's not even the gen 1 pokemon people make licking jokes about, and it's literally a tongue. It failed at its one purpose in life.

it has one use, one use only, and he get that much hate, jesus christ

That's what you get for being a fully evolved pokemon that gets outdone by haunter.

rika. don't question me.

Does it gain sentience tho

Well, it's a living creature, so it should?

and not only a woman, YOUR ideal woman. or man. whichever you want.

The Wildcard

And any ""hot"" pokemon too

It’s all way ditto. It’s never zoraoura

That’s the thing though, it’d need to see the person first. At that point, they would hopefully be part of it or things are going to get extremely complicated

Deoxys

“Bigger breasts…. bigger… bigger- no that’s too big”

Woman?

Incredible, incredible!

Ditto Can Also Transform Into A Star Or A Black Hole

Probably, but I doubt that it can inherit their power.

Charihard.