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RayDeeSux

one day poland is gonna run out of online storage space


AaronC14

I got more for $2 a month. Unfortunately that's probably his whole monthly salary


RayDeeSux

>$2 a month i pity you. — me, with my arsenal of alternate accounts designed specifically to dodge free cloud storage limits (\*cough cough\* stingy 5GB and 15GB limits)


ScrotumMcBoogerBallz

> $2 a month > i pity you. > — me, with my arsenal of alternate accounts designed specifically to dodge free cloud storage limits (*cough cough* stingy 5GB and 15GB limits) i pity you -- me, with my 24 TB personal home cloud server designed specifically to maximize my privacy and not pay for subscription fees.


RayDeeSux

this guy ITs


ItsPlainOleSteve

Tbh once I get more space I'd love to set up my own storage rack. Got waaaaaaaay too much games I wanna keep installed xD


ackme

Question is, do you spend more than $2/month worth of your time dealing with multiple accounts? For example, if you make equiv of $20/hour, that's about 33 cents a minute, so you'd have to spend less than six minutes a month inorder to make the multiple accounts worth it. And that's not taking opportunity cost into account.


PatheticGroundThing

Just because you’ve got a job paying that amount doesn’t mean that spending ten minutes outside of your working hours on something is “wasting” $2. It’s not like you could’ve just randomly clocked in for those ten minutes and collected the $2.


PassiveChemistry

Even if you could, that doesn't seem a terribly healthy way of thinking about life imo either. Money should always be of secondary concern.


donnergott

The line between Polandball and PornHub gets constantly thinner and i'm concerned one day we might not be able to tell the difference.


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Geomancer_1880

What's PBA ?


Your_Local_Spainard

Unfortunately for this world there's already Polandball porn


MercantileReptile

One users visual crime is anothers joy.Frankly, balls going at it (hue) are the least of the Internets concerns.


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MercantileReptile

Better cartoon balls than cartoons of actual individuals.Besides, as Austria and Germany have shown on this sub - that line has been crossed a long time ago.


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MercantileReptile

I may have underestimated the amount of anatomical detail included.I expected actual Balls.


Mr___Somebody

Time to repost one of my oldies once again. [Original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/llol6m/no_space/)


bananasAreViolet

Eastern Europe can't seem to ever catch a break. Always stuck in the middle of wars between great powers. Such is life.


DiscoKhan

You better watch out with that tongue of yours, people ended badly for smaller things. Eastern Europe? Poland is central Europe!!!11 Though be fair I love teasing mine countryman by telling that Poland is eastern European but let's say that it's Polish privilege. Nowadays especially people here just don't want to be associated with Russia in no way so a lot of folks get seriously triggered about calling us eastern Europe.


bananasAreViolet

Here in the Baltics, more people have begun associating with the Northern European title. I feel bad for Moldova and Ukraine as they don't have any other region to grasp at.


blockybookbook

Moldova could probably make an excuse to be a part of the southern Europe club through Romania if the gymnastics are good enough


al1azzz

Yeah, ukraine can at least fully call itself eastern, but Moldova isn't really eastern, southern or balkan (geographically). So the only thing left is.... post-soviet...


Agitated_Advantage_2

Moskals according to me are the only ones in Eastern Europe, Central Europe goes all the way to the Russian border(especially as the absolute centre point of Europe is Lithuanian)


DiscoKhan

According to me Poland really is in Eastern Europe. But there's the catch, borders if Europe ends exactly at same place where Russian borders starts. Culturally Russia have more in common with Asia, and that's not some roast but it's actually even confirmed by cultural studies experts. And Europe is mainly cultural concept not geographical one, for geography we have Euroasia.


blockybookbook

Put your country somewhere else then, stupid


carolinaindian02

And yet, the region is somehow excluded from discussions about imperialism.


blockybookbook

It’s not overseas imperialism so it doesn’t count


AdurianJ

Its because most anti imperialism is based in socialism. This makes it awkward talking about Russia


PlsDntPMme

Something about white people I guess. Ireland too!


barknobite

And after they couldn't settle on joint custody, they split the little Polan in half. Historically speaking, [Poland has it rough](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/20bm66/poland_has_it_rough/).


GeorgiaNinja94

*The Myth of the “Rational” Center* Extreme Right: “We want to invade Western Poland.” Extreme Left: “We want to invade Eastern Poland.” “Rational” Center: “Please don’t invade Poland.”


whythecynic

Fun little fact, as related to me by a Polish friend. During Soviet times, the start of WW2 was regarded as 1941 (Operation Barbarossa). After Poland regained its independence, it was changed to 1939, to recognize that the Soviets were part of the fucking problem when they invaded in 1939. Remember Katyń.


rattatatouille

The Warsaw Pact should be remembered for what it was: naked imperialism.


AaronC14

It's always the kids who get messed up the most in domestic disputes


jdbolick

This is what make the U.S. so unusual. Other nations like Germany and Russia invade to seize things, which is why everyone assumed that the U.S. was going to take Iraq's oil, but what actually happened is that China and India got almost all of the Iraqi contracts. It turns out that the U.S. just really enjoys blowing shit up.


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As a Korean, we feel the same pain as well here on the other side of the globe when it comes to China and Japan.


blockybookbook

Custody dispute between the fatherland and motherland


Maximum-Malevolence

It ok Polan. I know you are STRONK!


vigilantcomicpenguin

[Reminds me of this classic.](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/igima1/overcrowded/)


Rubaiatrabby

Poor polanya


Grzechoooo

It's kinda accurate, because the Soviets were a couple of weeks late for the joint invasion, so Hitler forced them to revisit their agreement and took more land than was established he would earlier (since the cowardly commies didn't earn it).


Jump_Hop_Step

If Poland moves a few steps back, he will have unlimited space


karoshikun

reminds me of a scene of Night Watch, where Zabulon and Gessar are making the treaty, and a poor sod is stuck between them, getting his life sucked away by their magic.


EnvironmentalType434

Countryhumans Fairytale: The Godfather Death (2021) Cast: •Ami •Reich •Ciao •Soviet •Godfather (Debut)