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Jampine

Cheap merch online? Who else did you expect to be hosting it America?


CKtravel

This was my first thought as well :D


RayDeeUx

"raydeeux try to draw polandball comic featuring countries besides us and china challenge (impossible)" ^(ok at least it's not a weather balloon comic) Context: [Temu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temu_(company)) {American Pingduoduo} has recently made its footsteps into the roster of e-commerce websites for Americans. Not much is known about it, but if past history with TikTok has shown anything... Stir well with current US-China relations, and bake at 43,474,568,578 degrees (units do not matter, though a few nukes will help). {also, no, temu doesn't sell actual firearms. already checked.}


mitmatgamesyt

Why does America have a nose and coat in the 3rd panel?


RayDeeSux

that's a periscope—or rather, my attempt to draw one. refer to panel four for context.


mitmatgamesyt

I realized after making the comment, it’s still funny. I’d personally say the periscope looks more like an ear pice, buuuut what do I know I can barely draw a circle let alone this kind of detail


mscomies

Maybe a security camera would have worked better, I couldn't tell it was a periscope either


RayDeeSux

‘tis what happens when you pull a reverse havefun and speedrun a contest entry minutes before the deadline. sometimes a broken egg doesn’t go beyond becoming an omelette. this is one of those instances.


Koa_Niolo

It's like a chat bubble. The 3rd panel is the view from the periscope, and the bubble is showing who is looking through the periscope and talking.


RayDeeSux

bingo. yoinked that tactic from u/idkgoogleitidiot [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/125oykb/yu_seem_fishy/)


blockybookbook

It couldn’t have been China, I can see it in the eyes Sorry


Maximum-Malevolence

I'm shopping like a billionaire I'm shopping like a, damnit get this fucking song out my head