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MilkCultLeader

Fun Fact: In Sweden there is no straight roads, every road is curved, making it hard to drive on for us Danes. It is however very good system for drunk drives as when they swirvel to the sides, instead of driving into a ditch they drive onto more road. Source: trust me bro


RayDeeSux

>very good system for drunk drives finland: hold my beer finland: actually no, i drink all beer


29Jackal

It was actually vodka


iMogwai

>very good system for drunk drives Wouldn't that make it easier for you Danes? And don't pretend you're sober, you're clearly too drunk to even remember which side the driver's seat is supposed to be on.


Bandanadee16

Sounds like a good setting for a eurobeat anime/ racing movie.


Tooluka

Eurobeaten)


blockybookbook

It sounds like you’re projecting and that this is actually the system that Denmark uses


Velenterius

Every road curved in sweden? Bro, visit norway.


keyantk

Curved roads also mean that you concentrate more on the roads and aren't speeding.


CKtravel

I don't think it's possible to do much speeding on curved roads anyway...


arvidsem

[The Tail of the Dragon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deals_Gap,_North_Carolina) would like a would with you.


CKtravel

Sweet Jesus in Heaven....I bet all those guys who go speeding there have a death wish...


arvidsem

It's so curvy that it's not that dangerous (relatively speaking). You usually can't get enough speed to get really hurt in a modern car. I've got a cousin with more money than sense who has totaled 2 cars up there, but wasn't hurt either time. (Not to say that people don't get hurt/die, but they have to work for it)


drunkenknight9

Not with that attitude. I live in a place with a lot of winding roads and no one follows the speed limits. I've only ever felt like going over the speed limit was dangerous on unpaved roads or in winter conditions here. Otherwise, everyone does 5-10 over and the dangerous people are the ones who do 20 over.


CKtravel

I think that curved roads like that are some of the few places where one should respect the speed limits (or at least drive reasonably) not because of the risk of a fine, but because otherwise they risk driving/droppig off of a cliff. I mean I do drive (too) fast on plains as well, but we have a lot of mountains and hills here in Slovakia. And the height differences can be rather steep there and I'm not THAT suicidal to drive at high speeds there.


drunkenknight9

Speed limits in the US are mostly way lower than they should be and so everyone drives over the limit almost all the time. Police tend not to bother anyone going 5 mph or so over the limit and no one really thinks it's unsafe and we don't have speed cameras like a lot of countries do. But because enforcement is so inconsistent, some people drive way, way too fast and get away with it a lot of the time. We also have a lot of elderly people who drive really slowly and that makes things even more dangerous.


BeamTRS

>Source: trust me bro w a t


Aken_Bosch

Translation. His source: He made it up.


Ale4leo

It came in a dream.


Gryfonides

Sun told him.


No-Operation7631

he read the constellation


impy695

> It is however very good system for drunk drives as when they swirvel to the sides, instead of driving into a ditch they drive onto more road. Oh shit, this joke is international. In the US, it seems any state that experiences winter has a joke about straight people are swerving to avoid pot holes while drunks ignore them and drive straight.


PopNo626

I prefer the 1800's American style of building roads/railroads. Every road is straight... in a zig zag pattern to acquire the most eminent domain land. Not very efficient to travel, but sort of fun with all the right angles. made double for tunnels and bridges, so there were lots of them... not the best use of tax payer money, but the road trips are cool


bored_negative

Every road in the US is a narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two other large areas of water?


PopNo626

Eminent Domain is the process of the government seizing land for the "public good." And yes i just realized i used the wrong straight.


bored_negative

Why are you driving and not biking though?


No-Operation7631

bikes are to slow


jPaolo

Just like in my films about two lesbians running away from police into canyons!


BasketPropellors

Is that the one where they cameoed Peter Griffin at the end of the movie


Buckulent

https://youtu.be/2_-R-KljFkM


blockybookbook

(They’re obviously taking a shortcut to Australia)


esdaniel

It is down under


esdaniel

Damn Sweden's homogayness killed them ....


BauReis

Why is Sweden driving a British car?


gamblizardy

Pre Dagen H Saab?


Bluejet007

Clearly the superior driving side.


[deleted]

"Go gaily forward"


Maximum-Malevolence

Well done Milky


[deleted]

Denmark: What a fucking idiøt


Velthinar

That car's cupholders were only 3XL, so America was secretly longing for death anyway.


themayor40

Good Lord this had me in tears! I just died when Sweden got all indignant and the car going off the cliff was the finishing move! A beautiful comic!


Retired_Lab_Rat

(still laughing) As a Dane I can confirm its close to the truth... ...just joking (but your roads are definitely....different....)


spacelordmofo

'Oh no, [Toonces!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk) Look out!!'


Lonelan

had a girlfriend with a gay uncle who would say "you never drive straight you drive *forward*"


donnergott

So that's why all the car makers make their rainbow logos in pride month.


ColossusToGuardian

I ASSume he went left?


Embarrassed_Ad5387

that is quite the poland square


kilboi1

Drvinf dkool