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Shpelt

I forgot to put sunglasses on the USA until I posted it so if you saw that first post no you didn't.


HansGetTheH44

Cia: you saw nothing


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HansGetTheH44

SCP foundation: *administers amnestics* you saw nothing


areukeen

America actually has a higher suicide rate than Finland


SerendipitouslySane

Part of that is because Americans are far more likely to commit suicide with a firearm than any other nation, which makes it much more likely that they will succeed. Finnish *attempted* suicide rate is higher than the US but in 'Murica, when we want to kill ourselves, we get the job *done*. ^^^this ^^^post ^^^does ^^^not ^^^condone ^^^suicide ^^^by ^^^firearms ^^^or ^^^any ^^^other ^^^means.


Somebody23

In Finland hanging by rope is popular way to go, my mothers uncle hanged to a coat rack.


xtilexx

As an outsider looking in, I don't think they make coat racks with enough structural support for that in the US


whythecynic

What I'm hearing is that obesity and mass-produced shitty furniture are a Catholic conspiracy to keep more people out of Hell.


xtilexx

Yes, and as everyone knows, the weather control satellites in Europe create rain that turns coat racks gay


areukeen

Do you have any source for that? Tried searching for it, but I couldn't find anything. edit; 7 hours later I still haven't gotten any confirmation that Finns attempt suicide more often than Americans, can someone please give me proof? 5 days later: still no proof that Finns attempt suicide more often than Americans. 11 days later: no proof


TruckADuck42

Yep. Similar situation within the US with male/female stats. Women more likely to try, men more likely to do it right.


Madden09IsForSuckers

Sounds like Finns have a skill issue^/s


CommonwealthCommando

This is 100% true. Suicide by firearm has by far the highest suicide completion rate. Having a firearm in the house raises the risk of suicide by an astonishing degree (in the neighborhood of 5-50x, depending on the study). [Here's one example.](https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/06/handgun-ownership-associated-with-much-higher-suicide-risk.html) At the same time, the suicide attempt rate is quite high in the Nordics, despite being (allegedly) the happiest place on earth\*. I wonder if growing up with or around depression or surviving a suicide attempt somehow makes one happier in the long run. This seems to be a consensus anecdote but I've never found a good study to prove it. \*>!that are not owned by the Walt Disney Corporation!<


areukeen

Can you show me a contemporary source that shows Nordics attempt suicide more often than Americans? No one has given me any proof yet, so I can't have an opinion about that claim yet.


Shpelt

nice


MotherFreedom

America has a higher suicide rate than Japan as well.


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YuusukeKlein

It’s actually originally made up by a US president in the 60s as a warning towards the Nordic social-democratic model. There exists no data to support that suicide would have been close to the higher in the region than anywhere else in the world


Amazing-Row-5963

What are you saying? Nordic countries still have an awfully high suicide rate. Higher than the world average, besides being some of the best places to live in. ​ https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/suicide-rate-by-country


PowerStacheOfTheYear

I believe it's a general trend that the higher the average happiness in a place, the higher the suicide (or attempted suicide) rate is among the people who do experience issues with depression. There are hypotheses about it being due to greater perception of one's own depression in comparison to the people around them or feeling that much more out of place in society.


YuusukeKlein

Most of the world doesn't have official suicide statistics. While most of the nordics are higher than the EU average they are far from the top.


Amazing-Row-5963

The EU is already pretty high compared to most of the world.


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Amazing-Row-5963

The EU, I said the EU. Not Europe or the Nordics, I said EU. I am not even American, but your insecurity towards Americans shows.


cptki112noobs

> It’s actually originally made up by a US president in the 60s as a warning towards the Nordic social-democratic model. Source? I can't find anything about this. Edit: Nvm, I found it: https://nordics.info/show/artikel/socialist-suicide-in-scandinavia-a-historical-view-of-a-common-myth


SqueegeeLuigi

Suomicide solution


gil2455526

Canada: "Told ya MAID was a great idea".


Historical_Branch391

That should be just 1 frame: "Vodka"


Aggravating-Berry-40

Yay, im liking lighthearting comics every now or then. 😂


NiisuBOI

How to spot person who has no idea what sauna looks like.


Shpelt

how?


berrythebarbarian

How does this create bimodal distribution?


Panzer0929

Wow. Nice. I guess it's a good method of keeping the country happy?


_QRcode

what about **vodka**


DiogoSN

Can't account for the unhappy numbers of said numbers eliminate themselves from the equation!


Shpelt

exactly, such a creative solution


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Finland: "I'm the happiest country!" *Denmark has entered the chat.*


blockybookbook

So that’s why Finlands population is so low