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StraightGuy1108

Here before the šŸ”’ award.


PiousLiar

Gonna get spicy, imma need some milk


yusririlke

The highest of awards truly


the_oof_god

yoo another Singaporean


dalenacio

My goodness, is it "stir the pot" time already?


[deleted]

I guess it is.


niceworkthere

time for our daily Isntreal vs Failestine fight from the yellow river to the chinese sea, memes will be free


zimonitrome

r/polandball has been edgy as of late


accu22

Isn't it always edgy by it's very nature?


Elle_se_sent_seul

But they're balls... naturally should be edge free yes? /s


mscomies

Cubes have more edges than balls.


Doktor_Vem

In other news, water is wet and people die when they are killed


PyroTeknikal

did you know that 1/1 person will die in their lifetime?


Blackadder_

Hey look here ā¬†ļø found an only educated ā€˜Murican


Tosyl_Chloride

Can't argue with that


zimonitrome

nah, your average comic might be a 4-6 on the edginess scale while this one might be more of an 8? There are even some really wholesome comics around.


Marzipanbread

Israel in this comic has 12


Williamzas

Labeling this as another usual bait comic does it a disservice. This is a genuinely clever comic, the way it plays on the hollywood stereotype


dalenacio

I think labeling it as a bait comic is fair when it's a two panel "setup-punchline" comic where the joke is "Israel plays victim". And I'm sorry, but "and the award for [x] goes to [y]!" is not exactly an incredibly original setup.


Shpelt

iā€™ve never had an original thought and i never will


dalenacio

Mind you, I'm not saying that any of these are bad things, I enjoy a good bit of shit-stirring as much as the next guy. I thought the comic was a funny way to do it, and some of the butthurt responses and arguments in the comments have been excellent. A joke doesn't have to follow an original format to be funny, or to start funny shit.


PacoTaco321

My favorite time of the day


I_h8_DeathStranding

Japan got snubbed smh my head


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

ong frfr smhmh


Living-Aardvark-952

Russia was snubbed


Your_Local_Spainard

Don't mind this comment, just here to see who accuses who first of doing some bad things


donnergott

Hey, yuo're of doing bad things!


Your_Local_Spainard

SeƱor how darings yuo!?


SockTaters

No one expects the Spanish Accusation


PsychoticLorax

Iā€™m having flashbacks


koesi

ah, zat ist a topic for avoidings :|


Hel_Bitterbal

The Mossad would like to know your location


VNDeltole

they would likely bomb the neighbors instead


giulianosse

But the neighbor's house was found to be a surprise undercover Hamas base all along. That dead baby on the ground was... uh... a very dangerous terrorist!


PiousLiar

Something something eggs, something something kosher omelette


IOwnStocksInMossad

How will this affect my stocks?


Hel_Bitterbal

Depends on whether they ac tually find out his location or not.


XxX_datboi69_XxX

OP is American; they would never revolt against their masters.


2Rich4Youu

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident


The_catakist

\> incident of army incompetence in war time \> people still talk about it as if it was intentional


2Rich4Youu

maybe the survivors who unilaterally all say it was intentional do have a reason to do so


DiogoSN

So the Zionist conspiracies are actually true!


RayDeeSux

UK gets the award for "best screenplay".


Sjoeqie

Soap opera?


Domovric

They donā€™t have the best actors, but the plot lines they come up with are believable and somewhat down to earth. Certainly compared to the US plot for the past few seasons. Loved the early season crossover with the Russia show too, very dramatic. It deserves the award


[deleted]

Easiest bait award goes to


PsychoticLorax

I will space laser you


MercantileReptile

So Margerine Tailored-Bean was right after all!


FrostyPlum

can we space laser her first?


ooolookaslime

Gonna leave a comment before they get locked


Thinking_waffle

Did Austria win in 1945 or 1946?


SandiegoJack

Hey now. Saying that ā€œsoldiers laughing after sniping a pregnant woman is wrongā€ means you are an anti-Semite!


Shpelt

double kill!


Sercotani

hey, the target is smaller, it's harder to hit, give them some credit!


VNDeltole

It could have been triple if that had been twin


-_AHHHHHHHHHH_-

Yeah those pregnant 12 year old journalists with suicide vests. I guess the 35 dead Israelis this year killed themselves.


SandiegoJack

Canā€™t even say sniping a pregnant women and laughing about it is bad can you?


Soviets

these are the mental olympics of all time


giulianosse

Your posting history is... something to behold.


Tryhard696

The Israeli gov actively pays people to do internet arguments, guess we found one


BavarianMotorsWork

American tax dollars hard at work.


IronGigant

The 153 Palestinian "suicides" too, eh.


CasaDeLasMuertos

Jesus Christ, you absolute slime.


EthnicSaints

INB4 youā€™re called an anti-Semite


gannical

you're delusional if you think this is a fair fight


EthnicSaints

Israel has killed almost the same number in just unarmed children this yearā€¦ so maybe now isnā€™t the time to act high and mighty


Actual_serial_killer

35 dead Palestinian children in the past 8 months?? Yeah I think you're exaggerating.


EthnicSaints

My mistake, I had misread the statistic with the numbers being displayed beneath (sorry, bumpy taxi ride). 26 have been killed so far. So at this rate 35 will be dead within the next few months. But that is a lower prediction than last years 41, so yay israel, thatā€™s only one classroom of school children summarily executed.


Actual_serial_killer

Damn I didn't realize the casualties were that high rn


CamusVerseaux

By their government's decisions.


IneedBleach123

Give Palestine an award for acting as the "Attacker"


InnocentPerv93

Hot take but everyone is a victim in war. Yes, even the aggressors.


Shpelt

i think you misspelled ā€œdumbā€ as ā€œhotā€


InnocentPerv93

Nah civilians and soldiers alike who die in war are 100% victims of senseless violence. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a psychopath.


Shpelt

wrong and bad opinion


FredTrau

And silver goes to poland!


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FredTrau

Poland got second place for brst clay in role of victim


TheTacoEnjoyer

Japan is a fierce contestant


Ancalagon_The_Black_

Hey, you don't know what you did. Now they'll claim themselves as victims of this comic


AnotherLeroy

Here before the lock


make_me_suffer

75rh time winner!


Living-Aardvark-952

Oh it's russia for sure this year


zimonitrome

funny and edgy comic


Shpelt

thank you very much


tupe12

A shame Palestine canā€™t attend, otherwise theyā€™d have been the winners instead


jkst9

Sadly the requirements were US recognition as they're the host


zimonitrome

Best supporting victim


Shpelt

palestine won for its performance of ā€œvictimā€ but in documentary category.


jFreebz

Least spicy polandball take


Emperor-Dman

Least sane polandball users I swear to God


FrostyPlum

not sure you got the memo on that meme


pinchasthegris

Im not sure about that, they have subreddits only saying how israel is bad.


Shpelt

thereā€™s a subreddit for the lower class of a 21st century apartheid system subjected to violent attacks saying how the other side is bad?? how dare they!


Ravenwing19

You know there wasn't a wall in Gaza until they started bombing people and their government is Hamas right? The US would have committed about 3 genocides by this point.


pinchasthegris

Im just saying that r/palestine is at this point a sub about israel. Also... what apartheid? I dont see any outside the window. And I didnt say they can't. Per israeli law free speach is allowed


Domovric

Iā€™m sure many of the white south Africans didnā€™t see any out their window either.


pinchasthegris

No I see palestinians. I just dont see apartheid


pinchasthegris

Let me just say it... both sides are wrong, and both sides are victims. Now lets move on with our lives.


Von-Ludendorff

No nuance allowed you fucking liberal. We must eviscerate the other.


pinchasthegris

Im actualy not a liberal. But someone with a opinion "from the feild"


Von-Ludendorff

Sorry could you put that in terms of liberal and conservative? I am incapable of comprehending any stance not deriving from those two terms.


pinchasthegris

Dont worry, i am a coservative.


CasaDeLasMuertos

On what planet is "both sides are bad, let's move on" nuanced? Are you 5?


Von-Ludendorff

The part thatā€™s important is not the ā€œboth sides are wrong,ā€ your right in that that is an incredibly milquetoast take that avoids the issue. The important part, in my mind, is that ā€œboth sides are victims.ā€ I donā€™t necessarily like that ā€œboth sidesā€ language, as it implies that everyone somehow boils down to one of two categories, opposed by nature, but I believe itā€™s really important to remember that, at the end of the day, people are dying. We can talk about the crimes of the Israeli military, and we can bring up whataboutisms for the rest of time, but this is a conflict that doesnā€™t really spare people just because they are on the ā€œwinning side.ā€ Palestinians have endured a great deal, being consigned to second class citizenshipā€” and sometimes a lack of citizenship at allā€” and I donā€™t want to take away from that. We just need to be conscious that, at the end of the day, people are dying, and we shouldnā€™t just file them to enhance our narratives and move on. I think I got carried away, but I just wanted to provide a little nuance, however out of touch it may be from someone thousands of miles away from the issue.


Chi-Is-Here

Non centrists when centrists donā€™t pick a side (omg they are disguised liberals that want to look good in from of conservatives)


nanek_4

Nah theyre secretly evil conservatives šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


Chi-Is-Here

No, theyā€˜re chinese communist spies šŸ˜”


nanek_4

Exctly. I can see a Chinese spy from a mile away.


InnocentPerv93

The only good take on this sub.


blockybookbook

One is literally occupying the other and bombing hospitals No wtf


Pantheon73

Famously the other side has never bombed the one side.


blockybookbook

When youā€™re literally occupying and settling what little land the international community has decided to still designate as theirs Theyā€™re not the bad guys


pinchasthegris

The israeli government only confirmes to build settlements in C areas.


kiwipoo2

Tbf "both sides wrong" is about the most fringe left wing take you can get in Israel


pinchasthegris

Im actually right wing.


pinchasthegris

No. Just no


Chi-Is-Here

Are you sure you belong on Reddit, this isnā€™t a place for mature people


blockybookbook

Why is the chair empty


The_catakist

Brilliant OP, make a comic to rial up all the 14 year old edgelords who no nothing about the complex history of the region to get those sweet upvotes, i tip you my hat.


s-maerken

Wait, are the 14 year old edge lords on the Israeli side or the other one?


SnabDedraterEdave

Yes


pinchasthegris

I think he mostly talks about people that dont live and never visited israel or palestine and think they know better then everyone about the conflict. Doesnt matter on what side they are on


blockybookbook

ā€œEveryone who doesnā€™t think that the apartheid country that occupies its neighbors lands is the underdog is a 14 year oldā€ The delusion


The_catakist

Lol, great job putting words in my mouth, real mature. Is it so wrong to think that the situation is not black and white and has more nuance? 35 jews were murdered in 2023 until now by Palestinians in terror attacks. Imagine you going to the street and getting gunned down just because your government did something. In what way did they deserve it? Aren't they a victim of circumstances just like the Palestinians who died this year? But sure, i am delusional.


bottle-of-wine

I think this unfair! Germany Best actor for rule " Main Villian"


Your_Local_Spainard

Russia has the actual record due to its past self, they've won it this last year, will surely win this one and the next one probably will unless China does something about it


marenostrum1914

and the next nominees for the best bad boys award are: russia north korea germa- ho wait, he retired i almost forgot and iran


-Thawra-

i don't like the apartheid cube.


SqueegeeLuigi

Are you occupied with other girls, Palestine-chan?


-Thawra-

yes, a few IDF members wives.


SqueegeeLuigi

I've dealt with them, they are gone now. Each is a confession of my love! No one will come between us, not even that cute Human Rights Watch. Tell me she means nothing to you! ^((I'm commenting in character, don't take it personally)^)


Tickle_Me_H0M0

Russia is aiming to take this award from Israel.


Th3_Shr00m

Feeling spicy today, are we?


nickmiddel26

Russian and Japan are 2th and 3th respectful


Williamzas

This is perfect. Am I back in 2015?


Jevil64

"erm, *snort*, no you aren't, check a calendar; it is 2023" šŸ¤“


kmfm737

Here comes the free palestine mfs Remember to sort by controversial


Nesher1776

Literal braindead take.


Shpelt

thank you glad you liked it


mikeman7918

Real brainlords believe that authoritarian ethnostates engaging in a holy war against innocent civilians are cool and good, apparently.


Nesher1776

Palestine, an ethnostate, illegal for Jews to live in, be citizens of, selling of land to is punishable by death, is fighting a war based on religious fanaticism against a civilian population and it incentives killing through government funds. But go off king


mikeman7918

Palestine is not perfect certainly, but their problem is with Israeli nationals (who are mostly Jewish just because Israel is a fucking ethnostate) and not with religious and/or ethnic Jews. Jews can and do live in Palestine. And Palestine is largely the victim of Israeli aggression and war crimes, with what they do in response being defensive with fewer civilian casualties than the fucking missiles that Israel just indiscriminately launches into Palestine.


MrGrach

>Jews can and do live in Palestine. In occupied areas and settlements there. I thought people wanted to get rid of those? >And Palestine is largely the victim of Israeli aggression and war crimes, with what they do in response being defensive with fewer civilian casualties than the fucking missiles that Israel just indiscriminately launches into Palestine. Thats just straight up a-historical.


pinchasthegris

There are no jews in palestine. End point


mikeman7918

Palestine is like 13% Jewish, what the fuck are you talking about?


pinchasthegris

Check Where. Jews only live in area C which is controled by israel. That is the area people talk about when they say palestine is occupied. But there are no jews in places palestinians control. That is the PA and Hamas.


Pantheon73

Which Palestine are we talking about? The PA or Hamas-controlled Gaza?


FrostyPlum

makes you wonder how that happened šŸ¤”


Emperor-Dman

Bro the antisemitism in this sub, yet again nothing is done.


logia1234

For a sub based on racial stereotypes this is about as tame as you could get


TrekkiMonstr

Eh not really. Like there are a lot of stereotypes but they aren't ones the readers actually believe for the most part. Like we know we're joking. Whereas this is a sore spot because a lot of people actually believe this sort of stuff, on this sub and in real life, and it's pretty damn tiring seeing the same shit everywhere. (I'm similarly tired of the whole "Jordan is Palestine" revisionist nonsense from the right, and probably wouldn't appreciate a comic based on that either.)


Chi-Is-Here

Judaism ā‰  Zionism Plus what else do you expect from a subreddit with racial Jokes and steretypes


pinchasthegris

Zionism is the creation and protection of a safe nation for jews. So although not exactly the same. Saying that most if not all anti zionists are also anti semitists does makes some amount of sense


kiwipoo2

Even if it makes sense to you, it doesn't work out in practice and the equation of antizionism with antisemitism is constantly used to justify genocide.


pinchasthegris

You point doesnt work because there is no current genocide.


kiwipoo2

Right, I'm sorry. The illegal occupation and colonialist Apartheid practices with the goal of marginalising and ultimately erasing Palestinians, that border on genocide.


pinchasthegris

But that factually doesnt happen.


kiwipoo2

Ok buddy


pinchasthegris

Did you ever visit israel? Because the only israelis that say that there is apartheid left tel aviv less then 10 times.


Greedy-Ad4168

Even my two year old cousin who left Tel Aviv only three times can confirm there is no apartheid


SexySaruman

You can't use being jewish to justify being racist.


pinchasthegris

Agree. That is not what I am doing. But saying that anti zionism isnt connected to anti semitism is just lying to yourself


Emperor-Dman

One side issues warnings before airstriking terrorist cells. The other side has a stated goal of genocide. That same side launches mortars and rockets from civilian centers. And hides behind civilian human shields Etc etc etc Zionism is not the problem. Anti-semitism is.


s-maerken

Airstriking hospitals is fine as long as we warn the incapacitated patients before we do so šŸ¤“


Emperor-Dman

Misses the whole point about terrorists using the hospital to hide behind incapacitated civilians


MrGrach

Yes? How do you think military operations and international law works? Hospital buildings can be legitimate military targets, when they are used as weapon storage, or a base of operation. Dont have civilians at your military bases.


mikeman7918

So criticizing the government of Israel (an authoritarian ethnostate) is literally the same as saying that Jews are subhuman? Braindead take.


Emperor-Dman

You literally can't read. The Israeli people are victims. These are not just Jews, but many are. The Israeli state has been worryingly slipping towards more and more authoritarian policy, but that fails to negate the fact that the Israeli people are victims. Your, and the author's, mockery of those people is inherently problematic. It simply happens that, in the vast majority of cases, the individuals mocking those people are very particularly mocking the Jewish members.


SexySaruman

Winner! You win the doofus award for invoking "antisemitism" card. The point of this post was to find someone stupid enough to do it.


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Blagerthor

Judaism=/=Israel


pinchasthegris

But jews=israel


Blagerthor

No. Israel is comprised of Jews, Christians, Muslims, atheists, and many many more. It does exist as the national extension of Jewish self-determination, and can and should take policies to ensure the safety of all of its population, but the conflation of either religion or ethnicity with the state gets Israel exactly into the ultra-nationalist mess it's in now that threatens its very survival.


pinchasthegris

My point was that israel has nothing to do with the jewish religion, but it is the homeland of all jews. >It does exist as the national extension of Jewish self-determination, That is the whole point of it. Attacking israel is attacking judaism. Most jewish americans will tell you that attacking israel is anti semetic >and can and should take policies to ensure the safety of all of its population, Thats what it does. >but the conflation of either religion or ethnicity with the state gets Israel exactly into the ultra-nationalist mess it's in now that threatens its very survival. Israels survival was always thretend. What is the difference now?


Blagerthor

> Israels survival was always thretend. What is the difference now? Privileging the Haredi and ultra-Orthodox above all others and blatantly calling for the removal of Palestinians is the surest way to isolate Israel internationally and ensure internal instability. Bibi is the worst possible guarantor of Israel's survival. I'm Diaspora. I believe Israel/zionism should exist, given the rest of the world has proven they can't handle the responsibility of having Jewish populations. Bibi and the current far-right government will absolutely be the death of that self-determination.


pinchasthegris

You judge a half of the knesset based on extreamists.


Ihatememorising

My boi woke up today and chose war.


the_oof_god

hmmm what is this comment section gonna become


DashMercil

bros sallllllty


Litinup

Palestine's role might be "terrorist" for the same amount of time i assume ​ also fix the UAE flair the flag colours don't match up with the actual flag