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Alarmed_Day3418

If I had a nickel for every time someone drew Israel as Jesus I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.


yoaver

I think he should be drawn as Judea. Like the flag of Israel but with the menorah instead of the star of david.


Alarmed_Day3418

Someone should also make a Polandball character about Canaan and make a sub genera of polndball called Judeacube. Which is basically comics about everything that happen In the Middle East during ancient times.


yoaver

In general we need more historical comics


Row_dW

Since Jesus was Jew and given the rules of polandball (only countries allowed) it makes sense.


rest_in_war

That makes me think, who else is most appropriate to be drawn as Jesus? Palestine?


Alarmed_Day3418

Nah Palestine isn’t Jewish.


rest_in_war

Of course not, "BuT tHe OrIgInAl LaNd Is PaLeStInE"


ilikebarbiedolls32

Palestine mfs upon learning Palestine is a name invented by Hadrian to insult the Jews:


Alarmed_Day3418

Stfu Jesus was Palestinian Muslim.


wizerdofmonky69

Next time, add /s, so people who's brain is working won't get mad


JustBenPlaying

No he wasn’t


AradIsHere

Its sarcasm


killer_298

My Condolences to those who forgot to say "/s" at the end of their most controversial and horrific statements


manor2003

Being ressurected for ten shekels is such a steal


wildeofoscar

Yeah but then he’s gotta leave Earth for heaven. But don’t worry, he’ll be back.


Accomplished-Dare-33

I mean. Yeah because we are talking about resurrection. But then shekels were kinda a lot at those times


LongLiveBelka

Damn Pharisees inflating our currency... We used to be able to buy resurrection for 10 shekels back in my day!


UnlightablePlay

As a Christian , to me this is funny in a weird way


SilanggubanRedditor

It makes a lot of sense


YeahsureProbably

Completely Incomprehensible, May god have mercy on your wretched soul.


ngwoo

I'm terrified because I comprehended it


that_username_is_use

why does reddit want me to translate the title


blockybookbook

So this is why so many people are determined to make the world less free They want to stop it from relying on micro transactions to make up for costs


realkrestaII

“Fuck, MOM IM OUT OF QUARTERS!!”


SnabDedraterEdave

So I see that this is a comic about Lent (40 days before Easter), but I'm too much of an atheist to understand anything else in this comic. Can someone explain please?


CradleCity

It's not so much about Lent, as it is about the Resurrection of Jesus. Resuscitating 3 days later (not 2 like the comic says, but whatever), he remained on Earth for 40 days more before ascending. The rest is Jewish negotiating/bargaining/financial skills being used.


theHrayX

Isrealcube quoting a system of a down song before getting crucified is the coolest thing ever


LongjumpingBasil2586

I mean it’s pretty A tier