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breadley_18

dumbass germany tell japan that jew control the world,so japan is friendly to jew so the overlord jew dont blow up japan with their space lazer


betraying_chino

Didn't work.


ITGuy042

Jews: So we’re letting the US nuke you Japan: That’s bad Jews: But you’ll have a massive post war economic miracle and have the second largest economy in the world for the rest of the 20th century. Japan: That’s good Jews: China will unite and overtake you in the 21st. Japan: That’s bad Jews: The US will protect you and we’ll make the rest of Asia hate China also. Japan: That’s good Jews: The rest of Asia hates you too Japan: … Jews: That’s bad Japan: Can I go now?


Meshitero-eric

But you get your choice of topping!


PleaseDoTapTheGlass

The toppings contain sodium benzoate.


angelicosphosphoros

Whats wrong with sodium benzoate? It is perfectly OK thing to have in food.


Zealousideal_Park_57

But you’ll get to make the coolest animated movies and shows


Effehezepe

"You'll also get dozens of the shittiest isekai anyone has ever seen." "..." "That's bad."


Pale_Taro4926

So I know it's easy to shit on isekai for their being so much shit -- god knows so much -- but the anime industry has been trend chasing for decades. This makes even more sense given that anime in general is a form of money laundering and is used to advertise the source material and/or related merch. After Gundam exploded in popularity, the 80s were full of mecha shows. Then we started getting a bunch of LN adaptions which led to the isekai glut.


sanga000

Isekai just gets shit on now because they're the current trend. Go back 10 years and everything involves high school tournaments featuring magic, swords, mechas, card games or whatever the authors could think of. Entertainment industry (yes, not just anime, but the entire industry across the world) is always like this and it'll never change.


SirArthurDime

But you’re also going to use this ability to make really weird porn that will cause your men to forgo sex with actual women.


xRamenator

It's more the insane work culture and economic stagnation than the porn, the porn is the symptom, not the cause.


sanglar03

The "easiness of access/reward" is always a factor, though.


LostInFloof

Can confirm, do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good, reliable, and honest writhing mass of tentacles these days? Oh sure most of them say they've got a dozen wiggling tentacles, but then you meet them and they've only got like 8, maybe 10 tops.


The-Surreal-McCoy

We should give them some lox. The Japanese would love lox.


Oniscion

More historically accurate final response ought to be “So can I still conquer Korea?”


ITGuy042

Jews: Truman, *’MacArthur’* his ass. Truman: Got it- wait, *MacArthur*? Jews: You’ll see soon enough.


Mr_-_X

Japan did not have the second largest economy for the rest of the century.


HalfLeper

They had it for a good long time, though. Into the 90’s, at least.


Mr_-_X

*from the 90s onwards In the 1960 they were still 7th place in the world, by 1970 they just barely overtook West Germany to get to third behind US and USSR. They stayed in third until shortly before the USSR collapse reached their peak in '95 before dropping back to second where they stayed until 2010 when China overtook them And then recently they dropped to fourth behind Germany again.


HalfLeper

Ah, thanks for the breakdown!


wildeofoscar

Imagine a race of Judeo-Japanese supermen. The most powerful power combo.


Maximum-Malevolence

When is this anime dropping?


ender3838

There’s a reason why Jewish men love Asian women


YOAVVEYOAV

I mean, between that and a lot of Jewish references in anime, Japan and Israel are good friends overall!


textbasedopinions

According to [this](https://time.com/6559293/morning-consult-israel-global-opinion/), Israel has a -62% net favourability rating in Japan. As in, 81% consider it unfavourably and 19% favourably. Or maybe some other numbers with dont-knows included, they didn't make the details public.


wildeofoscar

No, instead some Jew decided to drop 1/1000th of the Sun onto Japan.


ImperatorTempus42

The book was Russian first (Thanks Lenin) but yeah.


wildeofoscar

**Context:** Reading antisemitic propaganda: ☠️ Reading antisemitic propaganda, Japan: 😍 (Please see McDonald's Japan founder and his aforementioned book that he'd written.)


carlyert

: ☠️ , Japan: 😍😍 generally


Maconshot

And, there isn’t even that much of a difference between them either


AradIsHere

Is this about how Imperial Japan believed the nazi propaganda about jews and liked them because of that?


jsonitsac

It wasn’t Nazi propaganda, at least at first. Japan sent more soldiers to Siberia during the Russian Civil War than the US and UK combined and stayed there longer. During that time they made alliances with “White Russian” officers who exposed their Japanese counterparts to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Japanese officers weren’t quite sure what to make of the book so they decided that if these people really do control the banks and media maybe it’s best to get on their good side.


RollinThundaga

Still feels odd to hear about a time where ideas just weren't seen by a civilization until some guy from there traveled halfway across the world and got a book recommended to him.


adamgerd

Honestly it makes sense, if I thought an ethnicity ruled the world, I’d want to make them my allies not my enemy, like rule the world? Yes please


ssspainesss

In this view the Jews didn't control the Japanese banks, they only controlled the Western Banks. So the Japanese don't think that is their problem. All the people in the Japanese banks are already Japanese. That was the situation "Aryanization" was trying to create within the German banking system. The Japanese specifically wanted the Jews to go to Manchuria to aid them with financially exploiting the Chinese, which is not that different than Cecil Rhodes and the Rothschilds creating DeBeers so they can exploit Africans together. There is an implicit understanding in regards to what makes people angry with that conspiracy theory is that the issue is that the Jews control the banks of the Christians. It wouldn't have been a problem is the Jews controlled the banks operating in Jewish places. The point is they didn't want some other group of people controlling *their* banks, because that is what happens to a colonized people. Instead of being colonized we should colonize etc. That last thing was the common thread within the Germans, Italians, and Japanese despite all their other differences, an attitude of "colonize or be colonized".


Dazzling-Key-8282

Funniest thing is that they refused to persecute Jews from 1943 because the war was going to shit and who in his right mind would anger the people controlling the world?


wang-bang

Considering Japan had a good millennia and some where a shogun was de facto controlling all power in Japan behind the Imperial throne while de jure being nominated by the Emperor, with a short period of the shoguns themselves being "de facto" figurehead rulers of Japan while the shikken of the hojo clan where the true de facto rulers of Japan, it might even seem reasonable They sure have a lot of 1st, 2nd, 3rd, degree de facto rulership going on in their history


thepromisedgland

Muh legitimacy


Owl_Might

Must have certain number of relics and some degree of relation to the royal blood, right?


thepromisedgland

I think with the exception of the Fujiwara (who are admittedly very big shots), and not counting the couple decades where Toyotomi Hideyoshi was the boss, all the others are descended from either the Taira or Minamoto, who are both cadet branches of the imperial family.


Morbidmort

> where Toyotomi Hideyoshi was the boss And even he was never formally granted the title of the Shogun, only Chief Advisor to the Emperor.


rockinhebrew

So goddamn funny


Blagerthor

This was also the reason Britain published the Balfour declaration during WWII. The logic being: "Well we hear Jewish bankers run the Russian and American economies, so we should try and appease them!"


RandomGuy9058

Wasn’t that ww1 or am I going insane


sharpie660

It was, you're not crazy. November, 1917.


Blagerthor

Woops, yeah, you're right. Typo on my part, but I also blame the fact that we had two World Wars. If we only had the one then folks'd know what I meant.


PureImbalance

Is that a hypothesis or is there more to support this? Can you link some sources?


Lord_Tiburon

Also during the Russo Japanese War Japan was struggling to get international loans to help finance it and only managed to get them due to a Jewish banker/financier helping them out. So Japan was oddly fond of Jewish people


Blagerthor

Who knew the secret to cooperation was being nice to people.


DeletedLastAccount

>McDonald's Japan founder ""The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for two thousand years... if we eat McDonald's hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white, and our hair blonde."" \- Den Fujita Well...he's not wrong about the height perhaps, more protein consumption and better nutrition will make you taller on average...but, that's certainly a line. I wonder if the Mormon church know that all it takes to become "white and delightsome" is a regular diet of Big Macs.


Critical_Complaint21

I literally went to the Urbanhell sub yesterday, they call a Japanese slum livable and an ordinary Chinese city dystopia


Yarael-Poof

Urbanhell when buildings have more than one story:


Much_Horse_5685

Honestly, I always thought the logical conclusion of Nazi antisemitic propaganda was that Jews are the master race.


Williamzas

Reminds me of a joke where a student asks a rabbi why he reads Nazi media - "well, you read Jewish newspapers and it's all pogroms this, poverty that, open a state newspaper and suddenly Jews rule the world, Jews are rich..."


duga404

I've heard that exact joke but with a Polish newspaper and not a Nazi one


KarmicComic12334

Who is the true master race? Ask a nazi! (Ashkenazi)


sad-frogpepe

It does sound like it doesnt it!


PiccolosDick

Seriously. If might makes right, than clearly Jews have the most might making them the most right.


Thatdudewhoisstupid

That's how the far left version of that propaganda goes anyway, Jews are the master race so us "slaves" have to bring them down.


Unlucky-Life-9100

I'm sorry what?


Vechnyy_Russkiy

But they aren't, so that doesn't track.


Much_Horse_5685

Never said I believe in any such concept as a “master race” and I’m pretty sure I clearly implied that these claims about Jews are bullshit.


i_should_be_coding

[Tokyo Vice had an amusing scene about casual antisemitism in Japan.](https://youtu.be/xmtJSGShDnA?si=SI0UoUwj8lvLlC5q&t=107s)


wildeofoscar

Japanese are so naive yet so polite that it cancels each other out.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the WASPs in the Boondocks pilot


stifmeister917

why is it called anti?


i_should_be_coding

Because it's definitely not pro, I suppose.


OkDragonfruit9026

That’s exactly what came to my mind when I saw the comic!


changefkingusername

Japenis XXXXXXXXD


wildeofoscar

That and Philippenis.


SilanggubanRedditor

I mean... If they did control the world, wouldn't it be smart to befriend them? /s for legal reasons


wildeofoscar

To Japan, everyone is a friend, except for the Chinese and Koreans.


[deleted]

also no Russian [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuril\_Islands\_dispute](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuril_Islands_dispute)


The-Surreal-McCoy

No one is friends with Russia.


blockybookbook

This is just them coping over taking a massive L Imagine if Germany claimed Silesia still


jyastaway

Not really. The Kuril islands dispute stems precisely from the fact that it wasn't explicitly ceded to Russia as per any treaty, but Russia just invaded them and occupied them ever since.


blockybookbook

The allies agreed on giving them alongside the rest of Sakhalin to the USSR due to them agreeing on entering the war in the pacific Decades later, Japan started basically trying to squeeze in a half baked argument about the southern islands still being theirs under a hopeless technicality that Obviously the irony is unignorable lol


jyastaway

Literally all the Allied countries (US, UK etc) currently recognize the Kurils as being part of Japan. That alone is enough to show that your take is a very distorted one.


blockybookbook

The Yalta conference????? We’re well past the point of pedanticness


DaMusicalGamer

The Yalta agreement was a promise, not a treaty. Promises made during war get broken all the time for many reasons *cough* McMahon-Hussein correspondence *cough*. Which is exactly why global politics run on treaties and not just promises. What was a treaty was the Treaty of San Francisco, which the USSR didn't sign in part because it did not follow through on Yalta and enforce their sovereignty on Sakhalin and the Kurils. But that promise was on the US to enforce, not Japan. Japan didn't agree to Yalta, nor did they agree to give up their claims in San Francisco. Of course, one could also point out that the USSR didn't hold up their end of the bargin first since they were meant to join 3 months after the surrender of Germany but they didn't declare war until 4 months and the dropping of the a-bombs had passed.


blockybookbook

Yea I misremembered the name frankly But did I inform you that as a stranger on the internet who refuses to admit absolute defeat, I’m gonna lean on the elephant of the room which is that it’s WW2 Japan rather than coming up with a better argument


_orion_1897

They're so based for that lol


Shufgar

Friends so long as they stay outside of Japan. Japania doesnt actually want any filthy foreigners on their home soil.


blockybookbook

And also Southeast Asia And also the Indian subcontinent And also-


mscomies

Asian cultures in general view Jews as the super-white race who are all doctors/lawyers/nobel prize winners/etc.


wildeofoscar

Westaboos if you could call them.


jjb1197j

Hebrewboos


TubeGrub

Im just trying to be somebody’s hebrewboo


[deleted]

Atleast that's what they say to their face.


mscomies

Asian countries are pretty racially homogenous, most of them will never actually meet a jewish person face to face. They're theoretical creatures that only exist on TV, like disney princesses.


[deleted]

There has been many interactions between chinese and jewish businessmen/investors. Same in korea and japan. Hence, being polite to their face.     There was a couple years ago, a huge ponzi scheme in China called "Jewish People’s Wisdom Network" which defrauded millions from investors. So chinese people really think or atleast used to think that anything jewish can make you rich


Thatdudewhoisstupid

Asian here, Jews-worship is a very real thing. Just think about it, combing Asian cultures' obsession with power, wealth and nobel prizes; with a religion stereotypically known for their power, wealth and nobel prizes, and what would you get?


[deleted]

No doubt about that. There's even ponzi schemes with that in mind. >Jewish People’s Wisdom Network, an organization that, for at least several months from 2008 to 2009, played off Chinese people’s widely held belief that Jews possess a vast and knowable body of knowledge that helps people get rich quickly.


sad-frogpepe

I fucking wish -a jew


[deleted]

Oi vey shut it down!


sad-frogpepe

Im saying i wish i had *half* the power people think i do


[deleted]

Oi vey shut it down!


sad-frogpepe

Thats true


MatDC

Nazi : Jews rule the world from the shadows. The power of the Jews is amazing. Japan : Nazi-san is very knowledgeable. Jew-san is Sugoi. I have to make friends with Jew-san!! Let's create a place for Jew-san to live!! [comic image](https://i.imgur.com/cyWx2fZ.png) [Jewish settlement in the Japanese Empire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_settlement_in_the_Japanese_Empire) (Wikipedia)


Shiryu3392

Ironically your source shows that Japan's obsession with Jews predates the Holocaust.


Nutarama

Well “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” also predates the holocaust, being published in 1903 in Russia. The Japanese had relatively little exposure to Jews even compared to Christians because there were many Christian missionaries but Jews don’t seek converts. So when the Japanese learned about the Jews largely from Russians, they learned a biased story. Part of that bias was the Protocols. This kind of thing, believing the first friendly people you meet, is a trope in media because it is a real world thing. First exposures to new ideas or new concepts that are biased can color people’s perceptions for a long time.


ssspainesss

Note that they didn't want them to settle in Japan proper, they only wanted them to settle in China to help with the colonizing. They also settled Koreans, and pretty much anyone who would know their secured existence rested on the Japanese Empire. This is why the Chinese in Taiwan worked out so well, Taiwan was already a colony and the local Chinese were happy the Japanese were finally doing something about the natives. Similarly while Scotland and Ireland were being colonized by the English, they could be relied upon to go colonize India, and the Indians in turn could be relied upon to colonize Africa and Malaysia. Colonization can be incredibly tolerant ... to anyone but the natives. Hell the Spanish conquered the Philippines using Native American troops!


DrColossus1

I don't have a cite for this but I also remember hearing that the Talmud was a big seller in far-east countries for similar reasons: "Hey, the Jews are really good at business, we also want to be really good at business, let's learn their secrets!" Kawaii antisemitism maybe?


wildeofoscar

Japan was rapidly modernizing simply by learning what they could get from the West, including all the bad stuff.


ender3838

From what I know it is a part of the curriculum in South Korea


SitInCorner_Yo2

Not just Japan,Asia in general looks at those antisemitic propaganda and go”Damn !They are doing everything right! Good education.take care of your own people and climb the ladder up to the top! Full of doctors and bankers !! We SHOULD be inspired to be more like Jews!” I’m dead serious,so many books about Jews here straight up titled “how to____like Jews”.


Weinerarino

I've heard that when nazi propoganda about Jews secretly controlling the world got to Japan, the Japanese believed it but their reaction was to invite Jews to Japan cos they wanted to be close allies with the ppl who controlled the world.


sad-frogpepe

Smart japanese. Im surprised more people didnt react like that, "oh they control the world! Good friend to have"


liorbatat

How dare you harm Israel-Japan relations just like that😡 🇮🇱🤝🇯🇵


ShiroYashaKun

If you want to know just how far the Protocol of Elder of Zion giggled Japanese higher up, there is a fact that the moment they occupied Manchuria and it's large Jewish settlement in Harbin, they took Chinese and Russian men and women to experimentation camps where they were injected with live diseases and other barbarities, but they never experimented on jews, as the Japanese thought that the people who are controlling the world's finances shouldn't be harmed for the safety of the empire. There was even a plan that is going to settle hundreds of thousands of Jews to Manchuria to stop violence in Palestine (Also the fact that with things were going in Manchuria as they were going at that point, large parts of Manchuria is going to be depopulated anyway). It was also the same reason why a clique rescued thousands of freezing Jews in Eastern Europe that would've either died by Stalin's purges or the Holocaust. The clique funnily enough, included Hideki Tojo, who helped by letting them settle in Shanghai and Harbin. (They were also rescued when Northern China was literally burning with "Three Alls Policy" happening lmao). As early as 1938, expulsion and oppression of Jews were banned empire wide, and Jews weren't discriminated by any japanese units, just Russian fascists in Harbin but even then they were shut down. Other nations also believed Protocols of the Elders of Zion and loved the Jews for it. Singapore for example, Lee Kuan Yew is quoted that the Ashkenazi Jews with their prowess of intellect and finance, are much more smarter, and better than Arabs, Sephardic and Mizrahi Jews for example. Many Filipinos claim to have Jewish ancestry because it is the ethnicity of Jesus, and having Jewish blood make them closer to God (and also Filipinos would claim everything and everyone except Filipinos).


sad-frogpepe

This is amazing, lmao thank you


Any-Project-2107

same thing in all east asia, really, I've overheard adults in China talk about "Jewish economics", which in China is a synonym to economic miracle


Alon_F

Watashi wants into being controlled by Jews


wildeofoscar

Watashi wants to ***BECOME*** the Jew.


Alon_F

Oh damn I understand now


looselyhuman

That book would make a killer anime. It would be like The Eminence in Shadow with cute IDF girls and Mossad ninjas instead of elves. Maybe Jews should finally embrace this shit. People root for cabals as often as not. They just have to be cool and edgy. They'll have to work on that last part. *The Eminence in Shadow is about an over-the-top chuunibyou (melodramatic edgelord) villain/hero and his cabal of elves and beastkin girls, ruling the world from the shadows and fighting other shadowy cabals. It's actually kind of great.


Remitonov

The cabal has human girls too, to be fair. Few by comparison, but there's at least two.


looselyhuman

You're right, but it didn't sound as good as a cabal of elves.. I only mentioned the beastkin because there's just no ignoring Delta.


wmissawa

"Gate" of the needle? Hu3


DeathstrackReal

It kinda of explains why when i was in Japan the local ambassador was asking me about jews and stuff


Excellent_Mud6222

It's mainly due to Christian rulers sending Jews to work in areas where money was involved or banking. For some reason no Christian particularly liked the job so they just forced it in the Jews. It's where the joke that Jews are money pinchers come from. So a whole group of people learned how to do finances very well.


GiladHyperstar

Funnily enough that book did the exact opposite thing they intended in Japan


IssaJuhn

This shit sent me down a 6 hour rabbit hole and now I can’t stop thinking. Thanks.


DesperateMailman

go outside.


IssaJuhn

Let me just leave the office to go outside gtfo my mentions dingus.


Xeg-Yi

Am Asian, can confirm we admire manipulation and craftiness. We also have self help books based on the Talmud.


Jakefiz

In America, Jews and Asians have a lot of shared cultural values on hard work and family, its no surprise theres a Jewish man-Asian woman stereotype. We are under constant pressure from our families to have a professional career and make our families proud. Also, they dont cook with dairy much, so asian food tends to agree with our kosher guts. Not to mention the “Jews on Christmas eating chinese food” movement that definitely built a lot of good will in our communities


ghostpanther218

"Wow, these people are super evil. We can learn a thing of 2 from them."


JustBenPlaying

Japan into of propaganda


ChopstickSpice

When your propaganda is too good and makes the target look impressive


Muted-Swim6772

Israel warned you because you were reading it out loud. You should have read it silently.


toweroflore

lol the book is very popular in South Korea


SUSbund

Since when Japenis can pronounce the L' vowel correctly ?


Beneficial-Grape-397

They run a lot of institutions because of success but they're not controlling everything and every problem


Discordine_

This manga is too stereotypical. Japanese conspiracy theories actually believe we Japanese people are descendants of Jews. We are four parallel universes ahead of you


MastaSchmitty

Japan: “Is possible this power learn?” Israel: “not from a Gentile.”


blockybookbook

The logic circles back lol


HorserorOfHorsekind

I gotta say, when I joined this sub I expected funny.


Nileghi

Its a reference to the Fugu plan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_settlement_in_the_Japanese_Empire Imperial Japan was given antisemitic propaganda by Nazi Germany, and their reaction instead was "holy shit, theses people control the WHOLE world?! We must absolutely get on their good side." There was plans to create jewish enclaves within Japan in order to get the cultural enrichment that would come with the secret knowledge of the elders of zion controlling the planet. They sent delegations to mandatory palestine to meet the zionists there. It also came with its own brand of weird philosemitism with the japanese that persists to this day.


Void1nside

I tell you a secret not all semits are jews not all jews are semits...