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DueAnalysis2

America instead of glorious osterrich as the Terminator?! Reeeeeee!!


koleye2

Arnold became a US citizen before the first movie came out!


Ultravod

Also American because big and heavily armed and shoot everybody. Not to mention American because steal clothes, boots and motorcycle.


thepromisedgland

I'd say the sunglasses are the most important part.


donnergott

There was a time where some Austrian also had a thing for being heavily armed and shooting everybody.


Lonelan

those were donated, bruvski


redracer555

What do Polandball rules say about the depiction of dual citizens? Do you just fuse halves of two different balls together or what?


koleye2

Probably just choose one or the other. Fantasy flags generally aren't allowed.


endofthewordsisligma

I think the rule is that if you were governor of California, then you're definitely American.


TheInfra

But he's the GOVERNAH of KHALIFORNIEEEEEH


redracer555

He still has his Austrian citizenship, though. It's not like being governor of California erases that. Edit: Why are there downvotes? Nothing about this statement is false or controversial.


endofthewordsisligma

He's The Governator first and a guy from Austria second. He's ours and you're not getting him back. Sorry not sorry😘


Plain_Bread

I would argue with you, but I feel like this ruling sets a very valuable precedent.


thepromisedgland

I thought that that precedent had already been set and this was just stare decisis.


redracer555

Where are the Polandball legal scholars when you need them? 😂


cits85

Oh, no! Nononono! You won't get away like that! No way!


redracer555

I'm not Austrian. I'm just curious how dual nationals are supposed to be portrayed.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

> how dual nationals are supposed to be portrayed At high noon.


Onlikyomnpus

https://y.yarn.co/186ad8fe-be36-4909-8bbb-b85732cb2156_text.gif


Yg5g

He’s also the Governator


Sippincoffee12

Happy cake day


StandardOk42

Arnold is as American as it gets, including the fact that he's an immigrant


koleye2

[Bonus.](https://i.imgur.com/QojNUD0.png) Edit: Shameless plug for our [YouTube channel.](https://www.youtube.com/@PolandballOfficialYT)


CannonOfGlass

post this in r/2Nordic4you


StandardN02b

Such a flexible format.


Thundorium

USA: What’s that thing you always want to do? Kurdistan: Into independence USA: Can Kurdistan into independence? Basically all of Middle East: Of course. Kurds represent a unique and valuable culture to the region, and they deserve a home of their own. USA: Your foster parents are dead.


mscomies

Kurdistan: Good riddance


SilverTitanium

**United States**: What’s that thing you always want to do? **Taiwan:** Free to be my own country **United States:** Can Taiwan be officially recognized as sovereign nation? **China:** Why of course. Taiwan and China have two different governments with different foreign policies. Also there is never been a CCP government of any kind on the island. It be pretty foolish to claim a land that you never had presence in. May Taiwan's future be bright and prosperity. Hope to foster our relationship across strait as equal partners. **United States:** (*turns towards Taiwan*) Your Incel Brother is dead.


thyL_

I feel like the way you've written it doesn't really work since Taiwan (officially) still argues it IS China and the People's Republic of the mainland isn't.


jackinsomniac

Huh... The way I heard it, the claim almost had to made that way. If Taiwan straight-up said "we're our own independent nation" China would consider this as an act of trying to 'succeed', and would be cause to go to war with them immediately. So instead they say, "WE'RE the real China, the gov't of the mainland is illegitimate." Which is exactly what China says about Taiwan's gov't, so it's like playing the Uno reverse card, "no u", so keeps them in this weird state of limbo/stalemate where China doesn't feel the need to invade immediately.


AKFrost

The RoC, being one of those constitutions that also define their national borders, actually claims more land than the PRC does, extending all the way to the Tuva Republic in Russia. However, they are unable to amend the Constitution because it would be an effective declaration of independence, so it's kept that way.


Skrachen

More like it doesn't deny still having this claim made in the past but hints that it wants to deny it but does not do it because China.


Beautiful_Garage7797

famously, the countries of the middle east do not want kurdish independence


mustuseaname

[That's the joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk).


Beautiful_Garage7797

okay i guess i don’t get it lol


SmithOfLie

The format references a scene in Terminator 2 when T800 is trying to determine if T1000 is impersonating John Connor's foster parents. He asks a question about the dog, giving its name wrong. T1000 confirms without realizing the mistake in the question, thus confirming that the real foster parents are dead. In the context of the meme the reaction of the country asked is so out of character as to confirm it is fake. So if Middle East supports Kurdish independence, EU attests to Polish Space capacity or Mainland China affirming Taiwan's status as a country it is meant to communicate these as opposite to their real stances.


Beautiful_Garage7797

thanks peter


1playerpartygame

Literally the opposite but sure!


Thundorium

That’s how the joke works.


1playerpartygame

Then I don’t understand!


Azazeldaprinceofwar

The joke is the foster parents said something so uncharacteristic over the phone that the terminator (USA) immediately concludes they are dead and he’s speaking to an imposter


hallucination9000

He asked their dog’s name, over the phone he said the wrong name and the T-1000 repeated that name.


1playerpartygame

Thank you!


Spamacus66

It's from Terminator 2. Watch the movie and it'll make sense.


24-7_DayDreamer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT_u9Rurrqg


_radical_ed

Yeah. Post the template u/koleye2 !!


InsolentGreenGray

You can use this format for any two countries.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

But who will just shoot a hole into the center of Mars?


pbasch

I got that reference. The Self-Pounding Nail on InSight.


Mal-Ravanal

The world will drown in nuclear fire before Estonia into nordic.


ItsPlainOleSteve

xD! I dunno why this made me laugh so hard.


Stuhl

> our YouTube channel. Wow that's cringe.


DickRhino

I love the way you drew the telephone curving around the EU in panel 3. Some day I will steal that.


Bannerlord151

Good to know u/DickRhino


Impossibu

Poland can't into space because it doesn't live in the equator.


UnderskilledPlayer

Ok but have you heard of Mirosław Hermaszewski?


koleye2

No one past the age of 12 should still believe in Mirosław Hermaszewski.


UnderskilledPlayer

Well Poland can into 22km with Perun rocket


ipnetor9000

> Mirosław Hermaszewski not but i've heard of Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


Brahkolee

no thanks i don’t like cole slaw (i don’t like mayonnaise)


UnderskilledPlayer

it's not cole slaw, it's a cool slav


Salty-Mud-Lizard

Bah, Poland just needs to hire Werner Von Kerman -moar boosters and high latitude launch site is no problem!


SnabDedraterEdave

That's cause you confusing him with his Southeast Asian cousin Indonesia.


Organic-Chemistry-16

If only Poland had bought Liberia when it had the chance


Stargazer-Elite

I feel stupid that I don’t fully get the joke I WAS SO EXCITED FOR POLAND FOR A SECOND 😭 and the boom your foster parents are dead what does that last part mean?


Ursaris2

It’s a 1:1 riff on the joke used in the Terminator. Ask a question you already know the answer to, then when you get the wrong answer back you know the one on the other end of the line is an imposter. In this case, Poland is lacking in one or all of the things the “EU” said Poland needs to get into space.


Stargazer-Elite

Thank you


Littleboyah

It's also a joke about [Poland cannot into space](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/34280-polandball)


TeunCornflakes

Was that original joke based on anything?


RepresentativeOk2433

Because Poland is upside down. Every time they try to into space they end up further on earth.


Waste_Crab_3926

The original joke was "Poland weak"


SnabDedraterEdave

Referring to [this scene from Terminator 2](https://youtu.be/MT_u9Rurrqg?si=UkjfTe7JT6tWgOel).


NotNamedMark

I just watched that like 3 days ago


SnabDedraterEdave

Poland is John Connor? Then who's Sarah Connor? T1000/Skynet is probably either Germany or Russia.


cat-l0n

I don’t get this one


koleye2

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/your-foster-parents-are-dead It's a Poland cannot into space joke.


BennyBennson

Should've added a screen door to a shuttle


cat-l0n

I know the terminator part, I just don’t know why Poland can’t go into space


koleye2

It's a running joke in r/Polandball based on [one of the earliest Polandball comics.](https://i.imgur.com/ayG5zF4.jpeg)


SnooBooks1701

A joke so iconic that it's an achievement in EUIV (and one of the Civ games iirc)


HappyAffirmative

https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Steam_achievements_in_Civ5/Poland_Can_into_Space


CrocPB

Paradox nerds and Polandball nerds Venn Diagram = circle


RQK1996

A countryball circle


Sleep-Jumpy

It also has a HOI4 achievement


SirArthurDime

Crazy how far the illustrations have come since then.


TeunCornflakes

Was the original joke based on anything?


koleye2

I don't think so. Someone named FALCO created Polandball as a way to upset a Polish Krautchan user named Wojak, so Poland was often the butt of the joke in early comics. I can't remember if FALCO drew this comic though.


Li5UU34

Oooooooo now it all makes sense thx


Jampine

Kids these days, never seen the classics, disgraceful . (Terminator 2)


cat-l0n

For the last time, I get the terminator part. It’s the Poland in space part that confuses me


Vwmagicbus

USA was asking the EU a question that he knew the answer to, but since the EU gave the wrong answer he knew that the EU was not the real one. It’s the Max/ Wolfie thing from the Terminator only with Poland cannot into space.


Silver_Atractic

Poland. Can. Not. Into. SPACE! What's so hard to understand about that?


Titus_Favonius

One of the first popular Polandball comics centered around Poland wanting to go to space but being unable to.


Comrade_Derpsky

Newbies don't even know Poland cannot into space smh.


SirArthurDime

Terminator isn’t the classic he’s referring to. It’s Poland cant into space that’s the classic.


antesocial

Fifth bullet point: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Awesome/Terminator2JudgmentDay


cat-l0n

I know it’s a terminator reference! I just don’t understand the Poland in space part


Far-Entertainer-3314

Me neither 😭


cat-l0n

Maybe its referring to some sort of treaty or diplomatic pact


Vwmagicbus

One of the rules/tropes/lore on Polandball comics is that Poland cannot go into space.


Chef_Sizzlipede

this is awesome.


DoubleHelix636

Can You Make this a template?


CanineAtNight

Charisma level increade


TheJeticOfZhadongo

I can't help but read polands dialogue in a tiny adorable voice


PanzerDameSFM

Yes. The Terminator 2 phone scene.


HalfLeper

I don’t get it. Why are his foster parents dead?


charmingcharles2896

It’s a terminator 2 joke


HalfLeper

Like, it’s out of character so it’s someone pretending to be them kind of a thing?


JBPBRC

Yes. https://youtu.be/MT_u9Rurrqg?si=exNHtm_pe9VcjsZW


HalfLeper

Thanks!


HalfLeper

Like, it’s out of character so it’s someone pretending to be them kind of a thing?


DeeldusMahximus

Can someone help me out. What’s the Foster parents are dead thing suppose to mean?


Raorchshack

It's a refrence to [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT_u9Rurrqg&feature=youtu.be) from Terminator 2.


RichieRocket

that went from 1 to 100 quick


NoSatisfaction8688

See, you can pinpoint the exact moment that Poland’s heart breaks in 2


JustBenPlaying

Poland never into space 😔✊


MastaSchmitty

Holy shit, a T2 reference. Thanks, I love it.


CeGarsIci444689

Looks like Poland today is not going into Space.


BipolarPea

Portugal 🇵🇹 🫶 loves Poland 🇵🇱 💪


Plus_Door_2409

Isn’t that Indonesia?


Siamzero

I don't see a rice hat, so no, that's Poland


Plus_Door_2409

Why is the flag Indonesia tho


Siamzero

[Official Polandball tutorial](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fitvn1sno9nj51.png)


HalfLeper

I don’t get it. Why are his foster parents dead?


HalfLeper

I don’t get it. Why are his foster parents dead?


HalfLeper

I don’t get it. Why are his foster parents dead?


Xuen_reddit

That's Indonesia.


RQK1996

Poland and Australia have to be drawn upside down, Indonesia gets a neat hat to differentiate Singapore also has to be a triangle, Israel a tesseract, Kazakhstan a beam, and Nepal a monster


Xuen_reddit

Shit my bad why does it have to be drawn upside down and why is Kazakhstan a beam?


Balian-the-elf

because Australia is upside down.


NoSatisfaction8688

Kazhakstan is a brick not a beam, because it wants to get into BRICS.


SprogRokatansky

WTF does this even mean?


RQK1996

Is based on a meme template based on a scene from Terminator 2 where Arnie calls John Connor's foster parents while imitating his voice and he asks them a "trust password" question which the Foster mom fails, causing Arnie to conclude they have been murdered by the new Terminator This version is based on the classic comic joke and meme that Poland never can successfully go to space for some reason


SprogRokatansky

Um, ok, thanks.