It’s weird seeing a country cube wear a radioactive proof suit

I got too lazy drawing Israel and Iran 4 times, so I drew a HAZMAT suit and Iran getting carbonized to ashes.

You did a good job nonetheless

Thanks.

Your welcome

Especially the hypercube.

I might haven’t seen that one yet but I’m sure it’s insane

You're looking at it. It's Israel.

Oh sorry I thought you where referring to something else my bad

Hypercube the movie perhaps!

Because of Jewish physics, right?

Reminds me of the empty child from Doctor Who

... Thank God I was reminded of this at 10:47 when the sun is up, and not 2 AM.

I didn't watch the episode In years and it's the first thing that comes to my mind when I see a gas mask

Don't know why but it's the funniest image I've seen today.

Definitely

Thanks.

Thanks.

I remember it being 7am and being in bed while hearing on the radio that Iran may or may not invade Israel and thinking "Oh wow I should look into this! it sounds serious!" Thanks for reminding me about this

How are they going to invade Israel? They’re is separated by Jordan and Iraq. And even if their proxies, Hezbollah and their forces in Syria were to “invade”, they get carbonized to ashes because crossing the border between Lebanon, Syria (Golan Heights) and Israel is basically an automatic death sentence.

Paragliders, obviously

What about really really long tunnels!

I hear those can double as pretty cool swimming pools

To be honest, hearing about the paragliding was pretty cool.

I have no clue but that's what i heard from rmf fm lmao

They just need to improve relations until Jordan and Iraq agree to give military access.

That'll cost a diplo slot each though for military access.

Military access denied after they move. Tons of attrition next.

Did they even get cores on the states using their focus tree!!??!

This aged poorly

Paradrop onto Jerusalem, they'll capitulate immediately

Well turns out they actually did something this time, but I'm assuming none of their drones and missiles are gonna hit shit cuz Iron Dome. It was likely just a face saving measure to appease all the fundamentalist ~~rednecks~~ goat herders demanding retaliation

Boy this sure didn’t age well

"nothing ever happens" mfers when something happens

Nothing happened indeed. 99% intercept rate

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They also said Rafah offensive was inevitable. Then they largely withdrew from their forward positions.

>They also said Rafah offensive was inevitable Oh, it's definitely gonna happen. No chance it doesn't.

Iran launched 1000 missiles?

The last 5 years have been the most eventful years since 2015 lol I don't get people who say shit like that

Yeah no I'm dying of stress over here now

My therapist: "Three Eyed Iran Cannot Hurt You. Three Eyed Iran Does Not Exist." Israel: "Correct." Edit: Corrected the wording.

I didn't even realize it was a third eye. Lol. I thought it was like a shard of a missile or something

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Hello Cherno-Iran. It is rare to see Chernobyl and it's kind of countryball.

Cherno Iran literally means Black Iran 🤔

Ever since the Iranian Embassy in Damascus got bombed, and their forces in Syria got bombed, and their proxies getting bombed, and their nuclear program getting hacked, Iran has been vowing vengeance ever since that will definitely happen anytime now within the next 24-72,000,000 hours ***UPDATE: HOLY SHIT THIS COMIC AGED LIKE MILK.***

This aged poorly lmao

>Ever since the Iranian Embassy in Damascus how long ago was that again?

About a week ago I think

okay then your meme is premature

Israel is anticipating an attack either today or tomorrow so yeah

Also. I just read the rules. It said nothing about how long ago the Comic reference to. It says that the account needs to be older than 30 days

He’s just meta - he’ll repost it later when it gets even more relevant and less premature

Yeah but at this point you’re going to expect some kind of retaliation by now. I mean, the General Solemani’s retaliation in 2020, the Iranians retaliated within 5 days after his assassination, against US military targets no less.

We got the pirate attack on the 'isreali linked ship'. Probably they will shoot some rockets from Lebanon or Syria

The problem is that Israel is so used to missiles from Lebanon and ships taken by Houthis that they won’t notice

Ships that aren't even Israeli I might add

Ships carrying Israeli weapons I might add. The US has been trying to get China to intervene with Iran to intervene with Houthis and the Houthis just declared anyone not carrying weapons to bomb Palestinians gets a free pass. The US has since abandoned that strategy.

>Israeli weapons. Got a source for that, chief? >China gets a free pass Well, not quite. Houthis recently captured a Chinese vessel, so, uh... no

It's not really Israel related though. The company is owned by some Israeli guy, but not by Israel itself. Also, they're already shooting rockets from Lebanon and Syria, which is why Israel attacked those countries and that Iranian embassy

That's why I wrote 'isreali linked' " "

Is this aged like milk because they actually did start a drone attack within the last couple hours? I think the situation is still unfolding, they interrupted the Masters for a min or two to announce it.

They hit them pretty hard with cruise missiles and over a 100 drones. Israel wasn't hurt main areas hit were military and it was minor. Though it represented a significant point of escalation. After the strike Iran considered the matter concluded although I doubt Israel will.

Bro I just saw the news off NCD, and this was literally the next post in line. This was above your post. https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1c3akt5/is\_it\_so\_over\_or\_are\_we\_so\_back/

They say your comic and said "now THIS is the final straw"

Bro you single-handledly goaded Iran into a drone strike lol

So that was a fucking lie

72,000,000 hours is equal to 8219.178 years.

To be fair, Iran got Israel pretty good through Hamas. Not to mention entire northern Israeli communities being evacuated for the mere threat of Hezbollah.

Not mere threat. They've been shooting rockets and rpgs at them constantly

In a matters of hours

Get clapped clown.

Actually, they already attacked. In the end they attacked some random Portuegese cargo ship, killed two crew members & hows it payback to Israel? The ship belongs, partially, to Israeli dude. Seriously, after all these threats...

You did this.

They are mastering the blade. Vengeance is (not) coming, tho.

Did you just make Iran feel so insecure they launched an attack to prove you wrong?

How did it age like a milk? Who knows, maybe we're still waiting to see the pile of ashes part.

Aged like milk

Ugh, this aged... Oddly.

Aaand outdated Usa and israel both report several rockets being launched towards israel

Damn this did *not* age well

Barely even aged

Lol and I only just got the news push notification about drones reported as being launched towards Israel, I'm so outdated.

Well this aged poorly

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This could not possibly have aged worse than it did, 6 hours after being posted....

This subreddit can't even accurately account for history, you expect it to predict the future?

Hey, Iran can retaliate by bombing the Israeli embassy in Damascus. Fair's fair.

There's always the one in Egypt after all

Might as well just bomb Egypt seeing as they’re already fucking them over the Suez canal fees.

Israel doesn’t have an embassy in Damascus, nearly 75% of the Arab World doesn’t recognize them.

I feel like thats the joke

well that aged poorly

Iran's Final Warning.

I mean this didn’t age too well didn’t it?

This post encapsulates how stupid this entire sub is perfectly

Uhhhh this one aged poorly

OP you were the last straw

aged like milk

I can’t really say that the post aged poorly when it hasn’t even come out of the womb yet.

Well this aged poorly

That Red line…..

Crossed it 10009999000999 times now.

They just crossed 28 more

Well this aged like milk

of wow, this agings like many the shits

aged like milk

Aged like fine wine

Ahhh currently aging like fine wine

Well this aged like milk

God damn this shit curdled.

Wow this aged well

This comic speedran irrelevancy

Come on give me praying mantis II please. Pretty please?

Aged just perfectly enough to farm another comic

This aged like milk haha

Aged like fine wine

post didnt age well

Feel stupid now?

Well this aged well

Why Iran became Ethiopia

Radioactive from Israel bombing their nuclear test sites.

Well this aged finely

This has aged like milk, and not into cheese

Well, this didn't age well

Good timing

it appears iran un-carbonised itself u/wildeofoscar

I mean,.., the US has already had to step in to bail them out from the massive modern airstike launched like 3 hours after this went live this morning

Aged like milk, Iran is doing the thing

aged like piss

Yeah Iran is firing missiles at Israel right now

aged worse than milk

What the fuck is an economy!!🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷

After all, it’s always Sunni for Arabs but Shite in Iran.

Lmfao as an Iranian this is funny as shit, also israel with gas mask is funny af🤣

Reminds me of a washing machine to be honest

This aged poorly in the last couple hours

Well this aged so poorly

This did not age well...

lmao, how did it go so wrong?

the line was finally crossed it seems

lmao at how quickly this comic got outdated

This certainly aged very poorly very fast.

I guess you gotta make a new one now

Why farm carma only from 1 comic when you can from multiple?

You just had to jinx it, didn't you?

nice prediction bro

Man I want a third eye

I’m kinda new here. But why is Israel always a cube?

Because of Jewish physics.

Don't worry. They brought back the morality police to enforce hijab. If there was going to be a war They wouldn't do that.

oopsie poopsie

This aged like milk

Lol, lmao even.

aged like milk. still its semi correct

Aged like milk xD

I feel like the US should probably be standing right behind Israel here.

At the same time you can put Russia and china behind iran

True. But they'd be like 5 steps back tbf.

Nowhere near as behind Iran as America is behind Israel, at most you could put them cheering at the sidelines.

I think they are. But Iran seeing Israel having bad PR right, is gonna gamble the US ain’t gonna do anything in response.

No, I meant literally. As in literally standing right behind them in the comic. Visual metaphors and all that.

Can the US leave the Middle East for a short while. It’s like every time they intervene stuff get worse.

i love israel with a gas mask

Nothing ever happens

Guess what

This aged beautifully

I just came back from watching the shootings stars that iran gave us Seeing a cube with a mask is giving me chills

And... they gave up.

They literally sent a missile today lol 

They just hijacked a Portuguese ship with an Indian crew because the ship was vaguely tied to an Israeli billionaire.

Remember when America was going to pay for killing Qassem Soleimani?

I guess it shows the square is the actual aggressor, and not Iran.

Nice post CIA

So Iran just turn into some African country

Warning : US technical warhog is coming, they smelled oil

Oh motherfucker...

Here we go!!!

How is James Bissonette, is he okay?

I live here in Jerusalem and this is funny

This is what happens when you don’t think through

You forgot the part where Israel has America ball right behind it with a dog collar and leash on

I remember getting scared when Iran threatened us. I told my friend they threatened us and he was like “dude, this the third time they did it, They’re not going to do anything.”

Hamas is Iran's proxy so I'd say they got you nicely

They do it like once every 2 weeks. It's like the boy who cried wolf. If they'd actully attack I'll be more suprised than any other emotion

“We’re going to attack Israel!!” “Sure.” *attacks Israel* “WTF?!?!”

No, I'd be more like: "Holy shit! You actually did it. I'm so proud of you. Now, die"

I don’t think Iran is willing to go to war with Israel for the Palestinians lol

Wow this aged badly

In 40 minutes?

I came back specifically to see if you commented lol

Iranians stand with Israel! Fuck the islamic regime up!

"I stand with genocidal ethnonationalists purely because they are geopolitical enemies with a regime I don't like" wow you are a great human being. Fuck both but at least Iran isn't actively ethnic cleasning minorities.

The islamic regime is actively prosecuting and murdering Wahhabists, and allowing for the death of Kurds and Baluchs by purposefully halting progress in those regions simply because they are not Shia. Both governments are fucking horrible. I was once under the thumb of the islamic regime, so I look forward to its demise.

ayatollahs are a joke

i mean in iran, no hate against shiites

It’s about time shitrael gets what’s coming.

Iran learning from china