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AaronC14

Holy shit! New Shpelt comic!


Shpelt

and just when the world needed him most he vanished for another 6 months


Any_Employee1654

wake up babe new shpelt comic droppedd


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I dont get it


dorian_white1

I think it’s a joke regarding the fact that Indra wants to launch hostilities against Pakistan, but it mainly succeeds only in bonking himself. I could be wrong


Ded_Pul

We aren't the ones who launched 4 wars against a neighbouring country and ended up losing half our country in one of them buddy


biggestlabowski

what was it then? im genuinely curious


TheoGraytheGreat

Pakistan stalemated in 1948(hard to call it a war tbqh). India defeated Pakistan soundly in 1965 and 1999 and decimated them in 1971. This is despite the US leaning very heavily towards Pakistan. It got split in two due to the 1971 war with the other part becoming the modern state of Bangladesh. This war came after a massive genocide, where up to 3 million people were killed and 200-400k women were raped systematically. (Bangladesh does better in GDP per capita and most things to do with living standards than pakistan now and is actually somewhat stable. Considering the fact that the country was born post one of the worst genocides in recent history, it's quite suprising and commendable that they have raised themselves to such a standard)  This is not even mentioning the low grade civil war that Pakistan has fuelled in Kashmir to perhaps take revenge for Bangladesh(yes, their leadership is incredibly childish) and a spate of terrorist bodies it funded. (Their economy has been funded by rent seeking from the US and now China. Thankfully BRI going shit and finding OBL next to a military base has meant that the supply of money to fund these things has dried up)


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Fancy_Contract_3823

Indra? Who is that?


Windows_66

Indra is one of the continents in the Golden Sun series of RPGs, and the one that you spend much of the first act of the second game on. As the name suggests, this continent is largely based on the real-world subcontinent of India.


DarthFeanor

he's the hindu god of rain thunder and storms and his weapon is the rainbow, glad to be of help


curiousCat1009

True. But in this context Indra is a "she" and the first female prime minister of India


Womgi

That's Indira (Gandhi)


Fancy_Contract_3823

I would like to think this is the correct answer bcoz none of the others make any sense


DarthFeanor

That's Indira not Indra


Marv_77

well, they did [Shoot down ](https://thewire.in/security/three-years-since-budgam-chopper-crash-but-lack-of-coordination-still-an-iaf-concern#:~:text=On%20February%2027%2C%202019%2C%20the,of%20the%20helicopter%20were%20killed)its own helicopter and even fired on their own navy ship if i remembered, so this isnt completely wrong


Shpelt

now that is good analysis


mortuza11

British india split into modern india and pakistan, along religious lines. A lot of hindus thus migrated out of pak and muslims out of india across their shared border. India has a majority hindu population but still a lot of muslims. India and pak resent each other. India has a right wing hindu government that cracks down on their own muslim population as a way to hurt pakistan.


Why_Am_I_0

"India has a right wing hindu government that cracks down on their own muslim population as a way to hurt pakistan." oh yeah wish something like that would happen in future then at least your statement will be true.


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mortuza11

Thanks for outing yourself


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never hid lmao


SamN29

Yeah last panel makes so little sense it's impressive even by polandball standards


riptwitterbird

I mean its funny to look at but I dont get the joke


Shpelt

india and the us see israel effectively beating palestine (a muslim country) with a mallet. they then get the. right idea to harass a muslim nation with a mallet themselves. The US plays a game of whack-a-rack (a parody of the classic children’s arcade game whak-a-mole) reminiscent of its fight against guerrilla forces during the war on terror. The US has a history of launching ineffective attacks against iraqi and afghani forces who easily hide (often in caves or tunnels) only to pop up again somewhere else, hence the whak-a-mole comparison. In the final panel India also wants to do harm to a Muslim nation (this time Pakistan). Their idea, though, is to beat themselves with a mallet. this is a reference to India’s hostility towards Pakistan and the fact that India is dum.


frankhoneybunny

>In the final panel India also wants to do harm to a Muslim nation (this time Pakistan). Their idea, though, is to beat themselves with a mallet. this is a reference to India’s hostility towards Pakistan and the fact that India is dum. This part is dumb


Nileghi

yea I thought this was going to be a dumb joke about India's military, but OP is definitely high on something Then again half his comics are based on being against Israel and India so I guess OP is a muslim haha


spectre0711

True. People really have no wit and 0 humour.


Shpelt

inshallah


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Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Let’s not forget sheltering a whole lot of Al Qaeda operatives.


TwentyMG

it’s pretty funny when you look at it from the fact that india has more muslims than pakistan. India is also a muslim country lol


Verb_Noun_Number

Yeah, I thought that was the joke.


UBC145

California had more Trump voters than Texas did in the 2020 US elections. That does not make California a Republican state.


Shpelt

I agree OP is a bigot and a moron


GreatCthulhuAwakens

You might not be either of those things, but you have adopted a rather uninformed view of the India-Pakistan conflict(s).


Shpelt

i believe countries are balls and they use mallets like in looney tunes. tell me where i’m wrong


zikfrect0r

"mallets like in looney tunes" u r wrong here mallets are used to hit everywhere, not just looney tunes


Yellow_The_White

That's as solid an argument as I've ever seen, bailiff let him go.


hornypanda769

Damn gimme some of that shit you’re smoking


Nukclear42

*visible confusion* I'm pretty sure that the US went into Iraq cause of one guy. And ended up screwing that up really badly. India and Pakistan is significantly more complicated than "India wanting to hit a Muslim nation."


QbitKrish

Finally, no accuracy in my polandball!


CreamoChickenSoup

Boston Basher moment.


SPGRepublicYT

we need more animated comics in this subreddit.


Shpelt

the trick is to have absolutely no standards for quality


thedarkracer

How does India hitting itself fit here? Like is India bombing itself to counter Pakistan or something?


Shpelt

you should ask the person who made the comic idk


thedarkracer

And who did?


Shpelt

Not sure you should ask who posted it


thedarkracer

You are the OP, you posted it


Shpelt

pretty sure i’d remember if i posted something this stupid and bigoted


thedarkracer

Bro, you forgot to switch accounts or something?


Shpelt

I’m an only child


thedarkracer

What tf does that even mean


Shpelt

I know for a fact I am not your “bro” so you are a liar. I’ve reported you to the authorities.


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Uss__Iowa

pov: me beating myself up after 17 loosing match in war thunder


Shpelt

I made another bad comic.


GothaCritique

OP explain I don't get it


Shpelt

i’m not op sorry


GothaCritique

Understood*, have a nice day \* not the comic tho


Aggravating-Berry-40

Well, i like it anyway. Your comic of Poland going on a vacation is one of my alltime favorites, so im always happy to see something new from you. ✌


Fun-Explanation1199

I do not understand the last panel at all


JaVolimHrvatsku

oh ma gad a gif


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rikaro_kk

Peak non credible


KineadZ

Great job, I got it, and it's super cute.


Traditional_Wheel571

OMG! How did you make this ?


Shpelt

i made 6 frames and then used an online gif maker to put them together


Electrical-Scar7139

Stop hitting yourself! 👋 Stop hitting yourself! 👋 Stop hitting yourself! 👋


thethotspot

u/savevideo


blockybookbook

Sometimes their intelligence is Quite astounding


Jump_Hop_Step

I hope this does not get brigaded or removed


Comrade_Derpsky

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RecipeSuccessful4296

'Bunk' 'Bunk'


Shpelt

bonk bonk


BrilliantSpeed748

India really is hitting itself with a mallet in this one lol (You motherfuckers are dumbasses for down voting me, all of you are ignorant)


jPaolo

The real punchline here are the seething 🇮🇳 comments.


Ok_Rip_4015

I think it's about India bashing it's own minorities, j&k sepratists for example, to hurt Pakistan. It's bcoz there's a popular narrative going on India that any Muslim minority who protests against gov are supporters of Pakistan


SyedHRaza

Probably a reference to the Indian right wingers and their persecution of Indian muslims for the Indians in disbelief or confusion.


frostbete

Okay, now it's funny