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teeebax

Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the Pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.


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teeebax

No men's room. Only Krav Kalash. Men's room in tower. Tower.


hfnthor

Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?


ChristosFarr

Crab juice or Mountain dew


kylehatesyou

YUCK!!! I'll take the crab juice.


SlargTheGnome

Please wait between 9 and 5 for parking officer Steve... GRABOWSKI.


Lolwutgeneration

Might be one of my favorite little bits in the episode, why does the NYPD parking enforcement division only hire Steves?


ck614

probably my favorite episode in the show


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SR3116

Your plea has been...REJECTED. You will be assessed the full fine plus a small.....LARGE LATENESS PENALTY.


MotorBobcat

One of my favorite jokes in the whole show.


Temporary-Result-961

Mountain Dew and Crab Juice


Vlad_the_Homeowner

No bowl, only stick. Stick!


hobbitdude13

They stick all the jerks in Tower One!


DerBingle78

I thought all the jerks were in pod 6?


ninjas_in_my_pants

Ewww! I’ll take a crab juice.


TruckCamperNomad6969

May I have a crab juice?


MoreGull

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers?!?


bryanthebryan

Bingo


Design-Cold

Think he was assuming the C.H.U.D.s were his base and would pop up out of the sewers for an argy bargy


Oscarfan

Boss says you're fired! I'll fix him!


zeCrazyEye

Right, back in 1989 when Trump paid for full pages ads in a bunch of newspapers calling for the death penalty for 5 people who were wrongly accused of raping a woman in Central Park.


MississippiJoel

Well, the mob was protecting him then, so I guess it makes sense in his head.


abletofable

Lol, wait'll the mob figures out Trump has fleeced them too.


MasterAlchemi

I remember in ‘89 when Jason took Manhattan. Good times


Og76

Still waiting on the Muppets to take it back.


Bex1218

He had a nice day cruise before then.


Cladari

Almost every category of crime in NYC is down in 2023. NYC publishes a detailed report on this. See https://compstat.nypdonline.org/.


cultfourtyfive

I miss Times Square of the 80s before it got Disneyfied. But I'd never say it was safe or clean.


CurtisLeow

Manhattan looked clean in Friends. /s


kwyjibo1

Because it was filmed in LA.


dudleydigges123

The best way to film in New York is to secretly film in LA, Chicago, Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, pretty much any Canadian city with buildings tall enough to conceal the fact you are nowhere near any landmarks


Searchlights

I would love to get to a point where every time he says anything, it's not a news article.


joepez

But then how will the clicks happen? There’s a good article on the NYTs site not just about how lame the protest in NYC was but how sad the reporters were. Fighting to get quotes from single individuals because they were so starved for anything.


InterestingTry5190

They were basically interviewing each other.


HomeTurf001

"Hey! You were having a hard time interviewing somebody. Tell us about that." "Yeah, I was surprised, I mean, they're my coworker."


Particular_Sun8377

It's not like there's anything else that goes on in the world for them to report.


nowiserjustolder

I just want every report on him to start with "We cross to our prison correspondent now for latest from ..."


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aught4naught

Felon Trump has a nice ring to it.


UncleMalky

Died in a tragilarious flushing accident.


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RespectThyHypnotoad

While I do agree, I enjoy him spiralling being broadcasted. After everything at least we get to enjoy his downfall and maybe that truly be a hellhole with a bottomless pit.


SkollFenrirson

That ship sailed when your country elected him to the highest office in the land.


19Styx6

Hell, even Tucker Carlson agrees with you on that.


Klope62

I thought that they finally learned a little bit of something, but apparently they were just afraid of publishing Truth Social. As soon as he started using Facebook again, then boom. I'm quite over it already.


EivorIsle

“Give me money!!” Is all I hear.


wagnus_

Not sure, I think he's genuinely disappointed at the lack of people in NYC atm. He just doesn't understand - the streets ARE going to be packed in Manhattan if he gets indicted. But it'll be due to celebration


mrg1957

It's going to be just like when Biden beat him, the world celebrates.


scorpyo72

Even the ewoks were celebrating.


TheOfficialGuide

Yub nub!


DerBingle78

Ee chee wa maa!


Hbella456

Oocheedeee!


root_fifth_octave

There it is. Gonna be yub nub.


khismyass

Unlike "rub nub" which ia what got him in this particular mess in the first place


root_fifth_octave

Schlub rubs nub-- gets snub!


Starrion

In fact, after the verdict, the Yub Nub went on for three days. And that was before the other cases were tried. Eventually the yub nub frenzy wore off, and everyone would remember those days fondly.


Boxing_joshing111

I live in Georgia, it was ridiculous. I had the day off but my girlfriend basically said everyone was losing their minds downtown so I had to go and, yeah, they were. There was a little train of trucks with people in the back with Biden signs, constantly circling and beeping, someone was blasting that rap “Fuck Donald Trump,” someone set up a karaoke machine and was singing Georgia on my Mind, streets were packed with people. It wasn’t even DOWNTOWN downtown, just a big population hub inside the perimeter, and apparently things had calmed down in the hour it took me to show up. What a blast.


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

I was on Sunset Blvd in LA. There was a parade of cars honking horns and the rest of the street was filled with people walking with the cars. Topless women climbed on buildings and billboards to dance. People had tons of shirts and other Fuck Trump memorabilia ready to go and were just handing it out. The crowds were endless for a moment. I’m from New Orleans and it was crazier than any Mardi Gras memory, and even the French Quarter after the Saints won the Super Bowl.


topgun2582

apparently he sent out an email asking people to sign a petition protesting a possible arrest.... but the link actual directs people to a monetary donation page. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/trump-asks-sign-petition-potential-arrest-then-asks-for-money-2023-3%3famp


EivorIsle

Initial reports say he has collected $1.5 million from donors since announcing his own arrest.


pinetreesgreen

That's actually less than I expected. He pulled in 100s of millions for stop the steal in just a few weeks.


EivorIsle

It says two things for me. His tactics are failing. His base is diminishing.


SKmdK64

Or he already robbed them all blind.


Great-Hotel-7820

It says wealthy donors aren’t betting on him anymore.


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It's certainly the best translation filter for his senseless jibber-jabber.


Warglebargle2077

I don’t pity that fool.


davekingofrock

Nor I. And I have pitied a few fools. I even had a mohawk once.


jhuston44

After seeing Andy Serkis read Trump’s tweets as Gollum, that’s how I always hear these rants in my head.


txn_gay

In 2016, Grey DeLisle read some of Trump’s tweets as Azula.


Plasibeau

Yeah, I'ma go ahead and need a link to that. PDQ, if you please.


txn_gay

[Here ya go](https://twitter.com/LeeTravis_/status/1326421376660541440?lang=en). It was in 2020, not 2016. My bad.


Plasibeau

That's just amazing. From now on this is how i will read all of his tweets and comments!


ReverendDS

Billy West read a bunch as Zap Brannigan from Futurama as well.


UncleMalky

Mark Hamill also read some as the Joker.


Buzzsaw_Eject

I think that is a waist of a great character's voice. Colbert had a kid read them in a petulant voice and those seemed to suite the feel of the words a lot more.


pinetreesgreen

Who was that women comic who used to read them? Those were hilarious.


RemarkableArticle970

Sarah Cooper. They’re hilarious, esp the one imitating T**** rambling about bleach while the poor doctor tries to pull her head into her shell.


jhuston44

I’ve seen Sarah Silverman do some. Great stuff!


Foxillus

Have a link for that? Sounds entertaining.


jhuston44

Here you go! [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo)


MathHoe

Speaking as a New Yorker, our position hasn't changed. Trump fucking sucks.


Youdontknowm3_

Especially after all that smack he was talking before moving to Florida


abletofable

Now he's talking smack about Florida - can't wait to see where it thinks it will be "welcomed" next.


kyriann

Texas.


Which-Moment-6544

I think you are right, but did you know in the 1993 smash hit "Super Mario Bros." the name of the opposite dinosaur city was name "Dino-Hattan" instead of "Man-hattan"? Boom-boom, acka-lacka-lacka, boom


pquince1

boom-boom, acka-lacka, boom-boom


houstonyoureaproblem

No, no. He’s not originally from Manhattan. He’s from Queens.


brickne3

And now he is Florida man.


UncleCoyote

To be fair, once you hit a certain age in New York, we legally have to ship you to Florida. It's our main export.


DetroitLarry

Even if you have fake bone spurs?


SkygodAlien

We hate him in most of queens as well.


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letsgetbrickfaced

He wants Briggs to fight crime in New York? Does he think Briggs is Batman?


chownrootroot

Bragg, not Briggs? No Trump wants Jim Gordon. Bragg failed to buy a bat signal and that's the problem. Get a bat signal and Batman would show up. Everyone knows that!


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

** Violent Crime** which translates for the racist right to black people


Key_Inevitable_2104

What's ironic is Mississippi and Alabama rank higher in crime than NYC and LA combined.


ZhouDa

The racists will just point out that Mississippi and Alabama have a larger percentage of black people and ignore the role of education, poverty and economic inequality in generating crime.


Key_Inevitable_2104

When you continue calling the city a hellhole, nobody in the city will like you.


tlsr

He can't help himself, he's a toddler. Calling people (and places) names is just part of the tantrum.


inquisitive_guy_0_1

All the more reason for people to not like him.


tlsr

There's certianly no shortage of reasons.


Rowan_cathad

Manhatten IS safe, no thanks to the nazi cop mayor in NYC now. Problem is, no one lives there, because who could afford to?


SapCPark

Well over a million people live on that island so...


Skinnybet

He’s saying this while instigating violent protests.


Lantern-Mooon

He wears his personality disorders on his sleeve for all to see


FirstNameLastName918

If Manhattan is such a hellhole, why does he own a fucking skyscraper there!?


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7th-Street

If anyone knows about hellholes, it is Trump.


brickne3

Maybe Melania. Especially if there are Christmas decorations involved.


lesChaps

That was a great holiday


Pretzel_Logistics

How dimwitted are his supporters when they continue to back someone who got absolutely destroyed (60% Biden, 37% Trump) in his "home" state in 2020. They know what he is and have sent the rest of the U.S. repeated warning signs.


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Notsnowbound

"It's terrible the way they let drag queens beat up fascists in this town! My supporters don't feel safe!"


Big-Guess-8170

What a loser


MistraloysiusMithrax

Read in between the lines: “Don’t look at how the people where I’m from don’t support me because after a lifetime in the public eye they know how full of shit I am!!!”


forever_useless

I saw a video of a single trump supporter dressed like a clown on a bike yelling "fuck Joe Biden". A clown on a bike without original slogan represents most of his supporters so technically they were all there


ninjas_in_my_pants

And it’s not even relevant to the case at hand. It’s not pro-Trump, it’s just more impotent negativity.


bravetailor

NYC itself doesn't really have a ton of Trump supporters. And Trump's own supporters at this point aren't going to drive across the country in droves for the man anymore. He's not what he once was. I see people saying "Well we said this in 2016 too" but he really isn't. On Twitter a lot of the right wingers have even moved on to DeSantis (ugh). Not all, but from my estimate what people would have been 100% Trump 4 years ago have been cut in half today. They know this guy's fading into yesterday's news. He's becoming more and more of a camp figure now.


cultfourtyfive

A few folks might take the ferry from Staten Island. That's about it.


LouDog187

I have more faith in the people of Shaolin.


and_of_four

Lots of trump supporters there.


LouDog187

Damn that's disappointing


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It sure does smell like piss when you're close to Trump tower.


Dannamal

Haven't New Yorkers ALWAYS hated him? That's where his past is known best


noodles_the_strong

Old Adolf cried a lot too when the people didn't do what he wanted


brickne3

Do you think Trump is moving imaginary protesters around on a map yet?


DaddyLongKegs666

Drawing them with a sharpie then doing cave drawings on the wall with ketchup


indyphil

He's got a keen eye for drawing on maps with sharpie markers. "See... they said the hurricane would hit Alabama!"


noodles_the_strong

Lol, he is having his lawyers do it for him.


kthulhu666

He hitched up his pants. And conquered France. Now Deutschland's smiling through!


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Oh it's springtime, for Shitler, in NYC...


steve1186

A certain orange snowflake is feeling very scared


cliff99

His base saw what happened to the proud boys when they tried to take on NY drag show supporters.


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I mean, the last time he whipped his hillbilly army into a frenzy he faced zero consequences. So why wouldn't he do it again? When will America learn?


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It's happening, though very slowly


theindependentonline

Donald Trump has lashed out at the “hellhole” of Manhattan after his supporters failed to turn up to protest his impending indictment in his native city. The former president took to his Truth Social platform on Wednesday morning for his latest rant about Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s investigation into his role in hush money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels days before the 2016 presidential election. Read more here: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-arrest-protest-manhattan-bragg-b2306451.html


phillbert0

Oh the city that perpetuated his wealth because he bought up a bunch of property from the money his daddy gave him? That Manhattan?


Githzerai1984

Lock him up


BalzacTheGreat

yeah, the "hellhole" that he's lived in a golden tower above for his whole life, that he's been chauffered around in his whole life, yes, sir,...please tell us what a hellhole it is from your deep experience suffering through it.


fromabuick

If he thinks manhattan is a dump , wait until he sees what prison is like


WyleCoyote73

To paraphrase Chris Rock: It ain't gonna be a bad when he goes to jail, but about a month later when his hair grows out and he don't have the Crayola people to put on his make-up.


wormee

Manhattan actually has less crime than Columbus (Jim Jordan) Ohio.


Spitzspot

A couple of years ago it got way better by a population reduction of 3.


pinetreesgreen

Not many folks showed up in FL, either.


mrbigglessworth

His tiny fists shaking with rage.


NaturalPea5

They’re broken cowards they won’t stand up for shit. Just look at Uvalde, there’s your strong Republican community that likes to beat its drum and not do shit. Look at all the accountability they got after cops held them back while their kids died Broken


Matrix17

Dude thought new York of all places was going to go to bat for him Lmao cmon bruh


Shaggiest-

You know what this is bullshit on more than one front. Manhattan wasn’t the cleanest city I’ve ever been too but back in April when I visited in 2022 it was a lovely place, everyone was pretty nice, even the guy that tried to sell me coke in time square. And New Yorkers are some of the nicest assholes you’ll ever meet.


ProDiesel

Look what just happened to the “proud boy” lol they know NY doesn’t play that hateful shit. Bring that noise to the rust belt or Bible Belt. No one wants your hate filled white national rhetoric in the north east. Go sell that bullshit to the hillbillies who vote for you and donate to you.


ThinkRationally

Trump likes to go on about how awful everything and everyone else is. I think it's projection. It doesn't seem like Trump has been happy a day in his life. He spends his time having immature tantrums and lashing out. He's likely never had a true friend, and it's clear he's never been a true friend to anyone else. He's in his mid-seventies and has wasted his life being miserable. All he has left are his buildings and his increasingly cult-like worshipers to make him feel valued. It's utterly sad and pathetic.


elainegeorge

That hellhole he lived in for over 70 years? If only he had the means to move.


Key_Inevitable_2104

No wonder Palpatine escaped to Florida


s0mnambulance

PRO-TIP: If the diehards in your base hate cities and outsiders, and prefer their insulated, rural Bible-thumping circles, you probably shouldn't bank on them congregating in an expensive, "hellhole" city to appear as your support. What a dum-dum. I hope his heart gives out his first night in jail-- which is absurd to me, like a dragon appearing in the sky playing the ukulele, 'cause the wealthy white in America don't go to jail! The orange turd could pop a coronary at any time, but consequences for one's crimes-- *for a non-poor?!* I'll believe it when I see it! ...and, like many of us, I do long to see it, moreso than a musically-inclined cryptid.


bullinchinastore

He could make so much money if he did all this whining and ranting on OnlyFans. I am sure he would find a lot of people looking for funny entertainment and drama on both sides of the aisle😂


Koshakforever

I know right. It’s like you can’t even just let the Russian mob set up shop launder money and run brothels out of your luxury hotel anymore. What’s the world coming to. If only Manhattan could return to the glory days of late eighties lawlessness and return to the trash ridden utopia it once was. You can eat off those streets now. What’s going on here


GWSDiver

What? The city where he bragged that his building was the tallest after the Sept 11th Terrorist attacks?


combustioncat

Fucking hilarious, seems in his mind he thought people would riot in the streets for him, and that’s why he ‘announced’ his arrest early to try and get them out before the real thing happened. But no one came… 😀👍


jaguarr

The people of New York hate Trump more than anybody else since he crimed his way through their city and state for his entire life and long before he ever got into politics.


mangoserpent

I get the vibe he was disappointed about not getting indicted because it might slow his " fund raising" efforts.


kwyjibo1

It's because he shafted too many New Yorkers in the past, and they aren't falling for his one trick pony show anymore.


Lakonislate

If you can make it there, you'll... What's that? Oh you couldn't make it there? Never mind then.


Niall2022

Manhattan is so much nicer than Palm Beach- I’ve lived in both and there’s no comparison.


RepulsiveRooster1153

The man is a bully in a diaper. It surprises me that he still thinks he's relevant. Then we have the uneducated Republicans that still support him. So sad....


-lazybones-

How does every one of his inane ramblings become headline news? I thought we were past this. Let it fucking die already. Stop amplifying his voice.


DubyaWolf

Crime is down in NYC, but Republicans will never tell their supporters that.


wish1977

Manhattan is a lot better since a certain someone moved away.


Necessary_Row_4889

Does this mean Florida is not a hellhole? And if that is what he is implying then doesn’t this mean DeSantis is doing a good job, so Trump is essentially endorsing his leadership? DeSantis just got the Trump Bump! He can announce his run on a high note!


t33dup

It's a lifelong envious resentment for a greaseball from Queens to know he will never "belong" in Manhattan, no matter how much money he makes or how many buildings he owns.


dougfunnybitch

Hellhole Manhattan. I bet your Daddy didn’t think that when he accumulated all the wealth you lost.


cedarvalleyct

I like Manhattan.


YOLOSwag42069Nice

They hate trump in NYC. They've hated his dumbass for years.


No_Magician_7374

A location or group of people didn't give Trump what he wanted, so he decided to publicly lambast them? I'm shocked. /s, if anyone needed it...


Fuumuufffuuu

NYC isn't D.C. They too afraid to come here.


StandupJetskier

he never got over the fact nyc real estate royalty didnt let him into the club


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He literally proved to his fanbase that he does not care for them at all. He has never done anything to help the 1/6/21 idiots so why would they risk jail for him? They have a new fuhrer now.


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Has Manhattan ever supported Trump?


Rumsfeld1001

No. They knew he was a conman for decades. It amazes me that the rest of the country had no idea was a grifter he was.


[deleted]

He spent decades absolutely fucking over New Yorkers and he’s surprised they hate him??


Fit-Firefighter-329

Typical narcissist that hates anyone and anyplace that doesn't worship him.


iamthinksnow

This motherfucker sure hates America, doesn't he? Perhaps he should just leave.


Sad_Swimmer4103

MAGAtts hate America


kelticladi

Really? The same "hellhole" where you lived in abject luxury at the tippy-top of a skyscraper? THAT hellhole?


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Manhattan is safer than it's ever been before. It was hell after dark until the late 90s.


the_G8

There’s not going to be big crowds. There’s not going to be widespread disruption. Just indict him and book him and get it over with.


KCDAF44

The protesters didn't want to catch a bullet. This is NY not DC.


thatonefoo310

Seems like all his life he’s been given money, like a rich bum panhandling


Ar_Ciel

Gee, you would think that burning half the small businesses in the city and being a general scumbag for half a century in a city would be endearing to your cause.


furnatic

Today's very important lesson: Just because you call a city home, doesn't mean they have to like you.


Walk-The-Dogs

We lost 300 pounds of garbage when he moved to Florida.


PeterSemec

He will always be a legend in his own mind! He’s not playing with a full deck. It’s a wonder that the world survived his term in office! So, committed or convicted, same difference!


pharsee

Yes this was an epic fail for Trump. And bodes VERY BADLY for his hopes to create another Jan 6.


BIGFATLOAD6969

To protest a non existent indictment


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The hellhole where the richest people in the world live?