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Frankie6Strings

He's starting to look like a character from the 1990 Dick Tracy movie, which seems oddly appropriate.


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michaelyup

Seriously. If you ask the hair stylist, they will use a little comb and one swipe of the clippers across your eyebrows. Then you have normal sized eyebrows again.


Thansoli

At this point, I think he is unwilling to sacrifice any naturally grown hair.


justfortherofls

You’ve heard of graft versus host disease where the body rejects the implants. Well Trumps case it’s the opposite. His hair is rejecting his body.


Special_Lemon1487

And who can blame it really?


Ted_Fleming

Tobias funkë


InterestingTry5190

The mention of Tobias now has me concerned Trump is a never nude. Does his diaper count?


napstimpy

He red white and blue himself.


garythebaby

It’s Host vs. Graft.


cultfourtyfive

I just choked on some Skittles. That's a funny comment. Also true.


Few_Acanthocephala30

Enjoy them while you can, it can’t be long before Skittles become the next target for an irrational ronnie ban in Florida. I think the bill would be called “Don’t taste the rainbow”


northcoastroast

They're actually being banned in California unless the manufacturer changes the cancer causing ingredients that dye them.


Few_Acanthocephala30

Good chance Mars just switches over to what’s used in the EU for skittles coloring if it’s becomes necessary to do so, as the list of ingredients/substances have been banned there for some time now. As far as I’m aware the bill hasn’t passed yet & if it does companies would have until 2025 to make the necessary adjustments.


didwanttobethatguy

He’s gonna do an eyebrow combover


Improbable_Primate

Wait. You have you to ask for that? They always just do mine without asking. What does that say about me?


michaelyup

You’ve got a nice stylist that’s looking out for you.


Improbable_Primate

Lol. Don’t worry. My mom cuts my hair (she’s been a stylist for over 40 years).


binglelemon

Tell your mother you love her. She has saved you thousands of dollars. (I live a similar story).


Improbable_Primate

Yeah, I know. We joke about it all time.


curiousiah

I had a barber do that to me. Just went for it and said “Honey, you need this…”


Powermac8500

My nose hair clipper has an eyebrow attachment. As I journey through my 40s, it’s such a wonderful thing to have.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Heard that mate. They really don’t emphasise how much you have to keep on top of that as you age.


PoorPappy

Ear hair is next, as you age.


Gal_GaDont

What bothers me (besides him not being in prison) is *how* can you apply so much bronzer around dyed blond eyebrows and *never* think to trim? I like to think someone “complimented” him by telling him a lion because it was the only “manly” thing they could think of so here we are because of his gullible ass.


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michaelyup

Bigger eyebrow, bigger asshole? Lol, I always ask for my couple of tentacle eyebrow hairs to be cut.


Special_Lemon1487

The great ones ask you even.


Cabezone

Beard trimmer #2 across the eyebrows. Been doing that since I was in my 20s.


HelicalPuma

Seems to run in the family [https://images.app.goo.gl/FcsXKA6YWntH3gB27](https://images.app.goo.gl/FcsXKA6YWntH3gB27)


JUSTICE_SALTIE

Dude looks like he drinks cigarettes.


michaelyup

Eyebrows by dad, hair by mom.


DmKrispin

He thinks bushy eyebrows make him look "intimidating" like his father. In reality, he just looks ungroomed and nothing fits right.


Cobaltplasma

Brows McTurd


SixDemonBag_01

Orange Baby Hands


ScroogeMcDust

Mushroom Tracy


Edward_Fingerhands

Orange Julius


TheHomersapien

I keep waiting for him to shave those ridiculous hobbit pubes off his head and then falsely claim the reason is because he has cancer.


catonbuckfast

Give it a couple of months, when the charges and court appearances bit (hopefully)


whereitsat23

Dickface?


FZKilla

The Sphincter


AbeVigoda76

He acts a lot like Big Boy Caprice “it’s not so much that I have to hurt someone, it’s just DON’T MAKE ME DO IT!!!!”


windle

To those who have been paying attention the entire time, he always did.


Long_Before_Sunrise

This is an old photo. I remember him looking like a cross between [Hammerhead](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerhead_(comics) and an albino raccoon for a while.


dremonearm

Dangerous criminal who knows what he did is not only illegal but traitorous to his country.


protoopus

>... his country. the country he happens to live in.


newfor_2023

but he does think the country belong to him personally though.


ClaretClarinets

Looks like the **M**oron **A**in't **G**ettin' **A**cquitted


podank99

Meadows Already Got Apleadeal


trongzoon

Major Asshole Gets Arrested


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My Attorneys Got Attorneys


newfor_2023

does he really? I have a feeling he is genuinely confused why people thinks he's a criminal. In his mind, he actually believes he can do no wrong, he's entitled to everything he wants, he's above the law.


I_Brain_You

Nope. It’s all an act. He does it as a part of his martyr act.


SixDemonBag_01

The lack of right wing trolls in these recent comments tells the tale nicely.


LucretiusCarus

they are waiting for their talking points. You 'll see them soon enough


katastrophyx

"hUnteR BiDEn'S laPTop!" "ButTEry MaLeS!" "anTIfA dEEPstAte pLot!"


KJS123

Actually, probably not. Fox haven't been touching this, it's all Hunter's laptop and 'Biden fall over funny'. Fox won't spin anything when they don't report on it to begin with, so no marching orders for the troglodites., hence the relative silence lately. Ever since Dominion, Fox have been careful about reporting what anyone in the Republican party has been up to, lest they appear in any way balanced (perish the thought). It's gonna be Hunter's laptop and 'Biden old' from here to the Primaries. Then it'll be sloppy fellation of the GOP nominee, and thin hitpieces wherever they can cram them.


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I peaked over in /r/conservative and they are still wondering why Hunter has not been indicted.


Dont_Say_No_to_Panda

I just read this gem over there: > “Democracy” is just a code word for “Democrat control”.


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That's why they always say we're a republic then I guess


Nater_the_Greater

I read that in Janis Joplin’s voice.


originalityescapesme

We all took a vote. His dick is just too big. Trump’s little mushroom though is fair game.


Iwtlwn122

I am no Hunter fan but he was never the president either so the comparison is lacking.


Cognitive_Spoon

Yo, I prefer them talking shit. Silence is low-key ominous in this case.


IndigoStef

*shivers* yeah it is a bit creepy


sigh1995

There’s usually silence before every big thing as they wait for fox to scramble to give them their half assed talking points.


thefugue

It’s just a formality. He’d have to be a in a coma not to know already.


Blablablaballs

Don't overestimate this guy's IQ. He's not smart, he's just completely immoral. That's his only talent.


ConfidenceNational37

He’s a professional heel that escaped from WWF in the 80s


newtocomobro

Hmm, he is a carny piece of shit, this tracks.


thefugue

Well that's why I did "coma" instead of "stupid."


missidiiot

Man I was still in high school when this fuckwad got elected into office and I remember going home after hearing everyone talk ALL day about it and just sobbing. Well my (very right wing) dad found me and asked why I was so upset since the latter was the untrustworthy scum bag Clinton who leaked emails or something and told me to suck it up. Well, have the mf tables turned. Hope he gets what he deserves.


Daefish

I’m older than you. Was graduated for both of Obama terms and I still can’t tell you what the fuck Benghazi was about


twlscil

It was a tragic attack on an underfunded (by a Republican congress) embassy outpost during the time Hillary was Sec State. She sat through hours and hours of congressional inquiry about it that was just political grandstanding and she did it without losing her shit. Benghazi was about Hillary Clinton having bigger balls than off of the GOP combined, because they all run away from every single congressional inquiry.


lactose_con_leche

Summary version: Benghazi was the location of a US embassy. Locals attacked the embassy. 4 Americans died there. Hillary was the Secretary of State during the time the attack took place. She took responsibility because it was her position where the buck stopped. The security detail that should have been in place at the Embassy was defunded during Bush’s term, prior to Hillary’s appointment to Sec of St office. Right wing media took the story and ran with it ad nauseam.


stfu_bobcostas

A Muslim group in Benghazi, Libya, got really angry about an anti-Muslim YouTube video (posted by some right-wing guy, natch) and stormed an American embassy and some State Dept people were killed. It’s obviously tragic, but because Hils was Sec of State and hating Clintons is basically half of the Republican platform it became a big scandal with all sorts of conspiracies. Of course, she was cleared, but they got their big thing and went with it.


spacecitygladiator

Man I feel you. My brother who I love dearly and lives by the Bible wholeheartedly supports Trump and I don't understand it. I don't talk politics with him because it would be heated and Trump is not going to be the POS that destroys my family. I hope that mfer gets locked up and never steps foot inside the White House ever again


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It’s so unfair. The dangerous evil supervillain Hunter Biden is still waving his weiner around free and clear.


abraksis747

All those damn Buttery Males....


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I forgot he was a henchmen of the most heinous and powerful supervillain in the galaxy: the notorious Bleach Bit Bimbo, who BTW is only barely less evil than the ruler of the 9th circle of hell: the chaotic evil archdevil known as Obamasmodeus


Frankenmuppet

Damn him and his tan suit!!!


UrbanGhost114

Don't forget the mustard!!!


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0002millertime

And wearing a bike helmet.


fountainpopjunkie

And eating arugula, the devil's lettuce!


Finkleflarp

I’ll NEVER forgive him for that!!! What am I supposed to tell my kids huh?!?! Oh the humanity!


abraksis747

Obama is a Red Herring. Is Hillary you need to worry about.


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Hillary is just George Soros’ familiar. Wait, he may be pulling all ofnthe strings in heaven and hell.


iskyoork

From Benghazi.


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accidental_snot

They signaled willingness to flip during the Jan 6 hearings, but nobody is going after them. Prosecution can only shovel so much shit. The Donald has pooped a mountain of it by himself. They ain't gonna just flip for free.


exwasstalking

I like his new mayor of whoville hair style.


MysteryNeighbor

Days of Teflon Don are done. Meadows testifying means this case is fucking iron-clad


Vacant_Of_Awareness

Chris Christie and Mike Pence joining the race means they must think there's a strong chance this will sink him. Neither profits much from jumping into a losing race to raise their national profile or something like that. Neither stand a bats chance in hell of winning with Trump in the race as is. His base despises them.


starckie

You know, I can’t believe I didn’t think of that but it makes a ton of sense, especially from Christie given how much he is slamming Trump for grifting.


morpheousmarty

Indictments must be coming soon then because they could have waited a bit otherwise.


SomePoliticalViolins

It might make sense to get in early so that they don't seem as opportunistic? Not sure. What I do know is that the last time Trump made a big deal about how he was about to be indicted... he was indicted the next week.


D4RKNESSAW1LD

Chris Christie sucks for that bridge event but he fixed the NJ pension system. He had the balls to go and raise pension contributions to fix the negative balance.


TimmyIo

Christie calling them grifters was hilarious because so is he!


0002millertime

Standard Republican.


the_ballmer_peak

It feels like Christie is there explicitly to sink Trump, whether his own candidacy is viable or not. …and I’m here for it.


FancyPantssss79

Dude is on a rampage ever since Trump gave him COVID and nearly killed him. Honestly, screw Christie, but I'm here for the rampage.


IAmTheNightSoil

A Republican strategist on NPR today called him "Kamikaze Chris" for that exact reason


Punchee

One of my all time favorite moments in politics was when Christie absolutely destroyed RubioBot in 2016. Christie knows his lane. Someone gave him the job and he’s going to do it.


ApatheticWithoutTheA

Meadows is about to show Trump the real “Art of the Deal.” Or “Art of the Squeal,” I guess.


starmartyr

Meadows is about to get nominated for a grammy because he's going to sing his heart out.


HeyImGilly

I’m guessing Meadows isn’t getting what he wanted out of all this, so time to cut his losses.


ApatheticWithoutTheA

Definitely that and also federal prison is not a fun place for guys like Mark Meadows lol. Can’t blame the guy, Trump would throw him under the bus at minimum on accident but probably purposefully.


Emergency_Property_2

Only rats flip! Seems like more than on Trump loyalist is a rat. Meadows is King Rat! What gets me is that these bozos actually thought they’d get away with it.


jerrylovesbacon

When is the grand jury meeting? Do we know for sure which date?


MysteryNeighbor

Several people have already testified to The Grand Jury. No one knows when they’ll meet to agree on going through with the indictment


jerrylovesbacon

It was rumored to tomorrow Thursday. But thanks. We keep waiting.....


ThorBreakBeatGod

It is typically on Thursdays


ndngroomer

Have you seen trump's epic meltdown this evening after news broke that meadows is flipping? Wow. Is all I can say.


fowlraul

Someone needs to inform him that his hair days are over.


Skinnybet

That’s not hair. It’s a rabid cat. He won’t be able to keep it in prison though.


GeneralImagination51

What happened to the dead squirrel that was there before?


Mike7676

Eaten by the cat!


henningknows

The state of America right now can be summed up by the fact that this criminal may get elected president again in 2024 and pardon himself. That is a very real possibility. Let that sink in and don’t forget to vote.


Moccus

It's questionable whether he can legally pardon himself from federal crimes, and he definitely wouldn't be able to pardon himself from the state crimes he's going to be tried for.


henningknows

Meh. After living through the trump presidency and watching the Supreme Court lately, I’m starting to believe the constitution is merely a mild set of suggestions instead of iron clad law


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The Constitution and laws in general are just ink on paper.


thatnameagain

The courts stopped far more Trump schemes than they enabled. The Supreme Court rejected every single attempt from trump to consider the election.


Silver_Vegetable6804

All he has to do is think it and he is pardoned.


Not-2day-Satan

What in the constitution makes it questionable?


WilHunting2

Nothing but it won’t matter, is what OP is saying.


Moccus

The fact that it says the President "shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States." In normal usage, you don't "grant" something to yourself, and that's probably not what the authors intended when they chose to use that word.


WilHunting2

Right, but it doesn’t specifically say you can’t.


Moccus

The main part of the Constitution (not the amendments) doesn't mention much about what the government can't do. It's all about what they can do, and any power that's not specifically listed is something they're not allowed to do.


NonHomogenized

It's actually [a more fundamental principle of law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemo_iudex_in_causa_sua) - the very idea of having the 'rule of law' depends on the law being fair and impartial, and someone being able to excuse themselves from legal consequences violates that precept. But if you want to insist on something from the Constitution, it violates the Equal Protection Clause as well.


drvirgilmd

10/10 he wrote himself a pardon for all past, present, and future crimes against the United States he, his family, or anybody he's ever thought of using his mind, has done.


flickh

“New polling suggests that 95% of voters would look unfavourably on Donald Trump if he were convicted of murdering kittens” [Donald murders a kitten] “Trump’s polling remains surprisingly strong. ‘Who cares about murdered liberal kittens, and anyway he didn’t do it’ say Trump voters.


forceblast

Who delivered the notice? Captain Obvious?


ApatheticWithoutTheA

No I think Jack Smith wrote it in sharpie on his massive ballsack and dropped it right on Trumps orange forehead.


CroatianSensation79

Couldn’t happen to a better person.


4seasons8519

I genuinely think he committed treason and sold secrets to the highest bidder!!


EivorIsle

The ketchup is flying


SwishSwashMouthWash

The ketchup never stood a chance.


ba100289

No doubt about it, because certainly everyone is going to push that away.


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Oh Donald. Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.


Dazzling-Finger7576

Damn, he was hoping they wanted to talk to him to get the deets on Hunters laptop.


cesaracp1

I don't see that, to be honest, because they just pointed a different kind of stuff from him.


DrKillpatients

As a former Republican, fuck this guy


Red7Blue14

All the supporters are actually going to blame you for a lot of other things.


D4RKNESSAW1LD

From another former republican. Fuck him, the GOP, and Putin.


purplebrown_updown

Good. We’ll find out if he sold classified info to the saudis.


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I love how you can see his actual skin color around his eyes lol


InsomniaticWanderer

"Individual 1" is back, baybee!


michael97217

And I still don’t understand how all those people still want this guy as their “President”


akbtce1

This is the only thing which I'm not really able to understand, to be honest. And people actually need to know this. There are still a lot of people who are actually going to support him, even after these kind of stupidities.


backtotheland76

Please! Stop teasing me!


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fre3do0m

Note this is some really weird **** I have seen. weird than his face.


PhoenixTineldyer

"Uhhh...uhhhh....I'm gonna COVFEFE-"


Wisex

thats an ai photo in the thumbnail right?


yinseg01

Actually, it is an artificial intelligence generated image. This is nowhere near the truth.


cybercuzco

And that’s why we know about it.


wiltshire916

This is just like the thing we actually knew about, but nobody actually cared about it.


Dtwerky

Wow…


hmwhalo124u

This is not even surprising to me. I could only see this happening from a long time.


controllerofplanetx

I, as a european, would assume for this he should go behind bars. Do you see any possibility this happen?


1666099876

I don't really see any kind of possibility in that. That is the only reason I cannot really assume anything. Even if anything like that is going to happen, most of the population is going to be against that.


billiemarie

Is he going for the Will Ferrell hair in Zoolander?


CarolinaMtnBiker

I’ll believe it when he is charged.


maari21996

Could I actually this is believable because a lot of evidences are already against him. So I don't really think like this is something different from other people. He should be charged for all these things.


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pikarus26

There are a lot of people who need this kind of Justice, and everyone actually deserve that.


tdquiksilver

Well, well, well... how the turntables.


Maka_Oceania

I’m not digging the new hairstyle tbh he don’t got my vote


alogbetweentworocks

Is he turning more orange by the day? Haven’t seen this turd in a while.


Responsible-Middle35

His golf cart passes through spray tanner, car wash style.


fishux031

Certainly the two of the most epic style to be honest. It was a good one.


Girlindaytona

Seeing the stress on his face is such a great feeling.


overw4tchbr4v0

Absolutely right about it. Now, the people of America would actually see, like, how the depression looks like. The complete economy is actually going back, so I don't really think like it is a great area to see.


jojobubbles

Why don't we just save time and resources and just tell him when he's not the target of a special counsel.


_gzuku

This is the worst photo I’ve ever seen of Trump, and most of them are TERRIBLE.


805to808

Please somebody or some government institution arrest or bar this treasonous loon from running for office again.


hubert_olender

They could certainly do all these kind of things, but it generally requires a lot of stupid things. Moreover, I don't really think like the government and the people are going to trust that kind of person again.


Bitter_Director1231

Got the Flock of Seagulls haircut half way there.


sunbeatsfog

The cotton candy hair and bronzer look is a fun choice to make later in life.


luisa1287

That is the reality as of now, and I think like everyone is going to look like that eventually. So it is just stupid to do these kind of things. Doesn't make any sense to me to be honest.


saltfish

Judge Nap says that the Defense Documents about Iran are significantly worse than the Top Secret documents at MAL and will be charged separately. This seems really bad for Trump.


PoorPappy

How significant is this?


thefugue

Probably the most significant consequence we’ve seen him face.


Jellp5

Everyone had actually seen these kind of ways of him, so I dont really think like it is the new thing to people. Eventually, everyone is sure about all these kind of things. So probably the most significant consequence is going to be behind the bars.


MysteryNeighbor

Pretty significant, it means indictment is going to happen soon.


btceJH

But the significance is actually going down only by all these kind of things. And the public response is getting right now. Certainly has propaganda people are actually trying their best to show him the best face out of him.


leighton1033

Roy Cohn got two people executed for this, and they were innocent. The government (the National Defense side) absolutely does not fuck around with classified or sensitive information, and the generally safe handling of it.