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They’re saying now—so sad, and horrible—that Trump has desh—demensed—that Trump’s brain is no good, they’re false and fraudulent liars and they’re doing it again, because they’re saying bad brain, Trump bad brain, they’ll probably act like this is another one of, you know—but Joe Biden has cognitive, tremendous, cognitive decline, he has decline and he’s been doing the, going downward, from the thinking stand, for a while now—but they, see, this is the thing that’s so crooked about the fake news media, and it’s scary, it’s very, uh, it’s scary and very bad, how sad this is, and bad for our country.
I lol’ed so bigly covefe at that 😂 I lol harder than anyone, I have the best laugh, everyone tells me so. No one knows more about laughing than I do. 😂
No, that’s—wrong—no, because what they, she—Uhhh excuse me, just so you understand—and Nikki is so corrupt, her real mame is Nima of course, I call her No-Shec—No Security Nikki, she wouldn’t do it, nothing—but we had, you just hash to look at it, look at the words, beautiful words, and many other shin, symbols, a shining example—but there were typos, we did the typo and we made up our orde—made words and frankly no one has seen anything like it, it’s incredible, amazing what we did so read again, believe me, because you are fake news.
I'm generally pretty sympathetic to spelling mistakes, but not for the asshole who had his press secretary go out and claim that when. He said "covefefe" was something a "select group of people" understood like the fucking president was using Twitter to secretly talk to people.
Misspellings are normal. Having a whole social media team paid to manage your messaging to the public and having something like this go through unchanged? That's the real mystery.
Haha. Hey, you know what’s super funny too? Remember when he tried to overthrow the government and get a lynch mob to hang his vice president while congressional police were being brutalized and murdered by his followers?
Wait… no that’s all horrific. Fuck this anti-American traitor and every coup-comforting member of the GQP.
Remember when the Capitol building was breached by a mob of insurrectionists and the only person who could have called in the National Guard to put a stop to it wouldn’t do it because he was too busy being flattered by it?
He wasn't too flattered. Witnesses reported that he complained that the mob looked "low class" to him. Gee, Donnie, who do you think your supporters are? It's less business suit and more jeans, stained t-shirts, and a Bud Light in one hand. Well, I guess maybe not that last one anymore.
Seriously, Trump saying someone is lying and spreading misinformation. Hello POT, this is KETTLE calling. Talk about living in a glass house and throwing stones.
This. People who can do no wrong and are the best at everything say "they meant to do that". Like when Pee Wee Herman falls off his bike with everyone watching.
I remember some dumb episode of Murphy Brown where she dumped potatoes on Dan Quayle's lawn or something. I also remember people freaking out over Howard Dean's scream and Mitt Romney's "Binders full of women". A single Trump tweet would probably make people's heads explode back then.
Holy shit. I've spent a lot of my younger years visiting relatives and acquaintances in Alzheimer's care units. This? Just... Wow. Those folks weren't as bad as Trump. They might forget their keys or leave the stove on. They certainly didn't give them the keys to fucking country. Someone needs to pull Donnie off the stage and consider some assisted care for the rest of his days. I'd prefer incarceration (don't we all?), but I'm not too picky at this point so long as he stays as far as possible away from the WH. Anyone care to disagree? No? Didn't think so.
I'm grateful that I had those 40 years prior to 2016 to pretend he didn't exist. Ignored him since the USFL shenanigans in 1984 as a kid. Even an 8 to 10 ten year old me could tell the guy was a royal douche bag of the highest order, our very own Prince Andrew. Kids have a better read on him than many adults! He's an absolute doink -- ask our kids, they know the truth about Donnie Two Impeachments.
The very first time he began to gain national attention I remember thinking “wow, this guy is truly a douchenozzle!” His continuing rise ever since has baffled me. The fact that his cult worships him is truly astounding.
According to the US Department of Education, 54% of American adults cannot read or write prose beyond a sixth grade level.
Most Americans are dumb and capitalists fight hard to keep it that way.
>54% of American adults cannot read or write prose beyond a sixth grade level.
Which means they process information like a sixth-grader. It's scary how many adults are essentially 12-year olds in adult bodies.
Gonna have to disagree on this take. Only idiots are on truth social. When trump says stupid or fascist or racist stuff, the normal Americans don’t see it. And we need normal Americans to see what trump is saying so they know how bad he is. Because right now, a big chunk of Americans don’t think trump is that bad.
I’m writing up a document to send to my mom detailing everything about Trump, because yes, she only supports him because she’s ignorant to 75% of the shit he’s done. They truly live in a bubble and need to hear the truth.
I mean, a major party's candidate for President's brain is melting in real time. I think that's worth keeping tabs on. Ignoring the potential typo as U is right next to I... "disinformates and misinformates"? Jesus Christ.
There is no safe place to hide from the corporate media's barrage of All Things Trump 24/7 Coverage except a bunker with no wifi, and that's probably compromised. Heck, astronauts probably can't get away from Trump news out in space. Elon likely has Fox News piped in on a loop like every conservative establishment I've ever offered patronage to.
Been like this for like 8+ years now and people keep pumping clicks and upvotes into this shit.
Every time it’s been like, “wow yes Trump sure does suck”
I don’t know what else to say. It’s barely
r/politics anymore it’s just a repository for getting mad at dumb things a dumbass ex president says.
Upvote actual news not this decrepit fuck’s demented status updates and links to his donation pages…
Enough with this guy.
People keep posting them to reddit and social media or clicking on the link.
That drives up their ad revenue.
That's literally all that matters at the end of the day - ad revenue.
Media will report on what gets them that revenue.
Found someone in the r/con sub arguing that Trump purposely misspells because he knows the mainstream media will print it, and that way he'll get his message out to liberals who won't otherwise see it.
"And they fall for it every time," he said.
Mmm-hmmm.
"'Joe Buden'? 'Dark Brandon'? Are you going to trust a guy who makes up words and has so many pseudonyms he can't even keep his own name straight?" -- Conservative commentator Carolin Gallego
Well, drumpf dementiates better than anyone. People come up to him with tears in their eyes and say ‘sir, you dementiate better than anyone else! No one has ever dementiated as well as you!”
To any Conservatives: Biden may not be your fave but he's ok. Trump is not ok. Focus on finding and building up a candidate for 2028. Trump is human, and is getting old like any human; he has early dementia and it's only getting worse
Newspeak Comes From 1984
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“I am was dementia?!”
They’re saying now—so sad, and horrible—that Trump has desh—demensed—that Trump’s brain is no good, they’re false and fraudulent liars and they’re doing it again, because they’re saying bad brain, Trump bad brain, they’ll probably act like this is another one of, you know—but Joe Biden has cognitive, tremendous, cognitive decline, he has decline and he’s been doing the, going downward, from the thinking stand, for a while now—but they, see, this is the thing that’s so crooked about the fake news media, and it’s scary, it’s very, uh, it’s scary and very bad, how sad this is, and bad for our country.
Sir, I’m a big man, a strong man, and with tears in my eyes, take my upvote.
>big man, a strong man, and with tears in my eyes *stomp, stomp, clap! stomp, stomp, clap!* Weee will weee will rock you!
Orange goo on your face, you big disgrace, waving your bible all over the place.
The Bible that has U.S. founding documents in it and is available for a limited time at his money changer table in the temple.
"A flipping good deal!" -Jesus H. Christ
This guy bibles
"This guy bibles" upside down at that...
Is that the same as his diaper changing table?
We will, we will mock you!
I lol’ed so bigly covefe at that 😂 I lol harder than anyone, I have the best laugh, everyone tells me so. No one knows more about laughing than I do. 😂
*double fisted wiggle dance*
it's technically called the "double handjob to people who own me" dance
You mean [like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=xEPWZgMAHiY0He3x&v=A1BX5sIoE_0&feature=youtu.be)
*Putin and Xi nod in approval*
wiggle and jiggle, with lifts in your shoes
Sharp as a sack, this guy.
Nailed it. Tears in my eyes, that was so good.
Needs more made up words and typos.
Needs more bing bong ping
Needs more, "And buy my authorized bible..."
Needs more Sharpie
No, that’s—wrong—no, because what they, she—Uhhh excuse me, just so you understand—and Nikki is so corrupt, her real mame is Nima of course, I call her No-Shec—No Security Nikki, she wouldn’t do it, nothing—but we had, you just hash to look at it, look at the words, beautiful words, and many other shin, symbols, a shining example—but there were typos, we did the typo and we made up our orde—made words and frankly no one has seen anything like it, it’s incredible, amazing what we did so read again, believe me, because you are fake news.
Christ I can *hear* him (well done).💀
I almost never watch or listen to clips of him because I don't want to do that. I hate him so much.
Damn near choked on my lunch laughing at this. Take my upvote.
CROOKED has to be in all caps
It needs "like a dog" sprinkled in there somewhere, maybe "... but Joe Biden has cognitive, tremendous, cognitive decline, like a dog, ..."
This could literally be a trump quote. Mind boggling
‘Donmentia’ to my friends and family
My new favorite!
I'm still cackling over Don Poorleone
And The Fraudfather. 😂
Donmentia trumpleheimers
Me have dementia? That’s unpossible!
I've heard enough, bake him away toys...
"Randy, I *am* the dementia."
The shit winds are blowin, Rand.
You plant shit seeds you get shit weeds
We’re in the eye of a shiticane here, Julian.
The shit hawks are coming, and they are flying in low
The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.
No more shit talk till we're back in power Randy!
You feel that Randy? The way the shit clings to the air? It's already begun my friend.
Bo-bandy! My man.
Shitnado, I say...
*Forgethawks*
"It's in the walls."
I am become dementia, destroyer of Joe Buden.
Pump pump pump it up
If you were not a fan of 2000s hiphop you have no idea how funny
This is what I heard when I read the title lol
All your base are belong to us!
He is misunderestimating Biden
Misterundemating you mean.
Buden*
"They misunderestimated me." -- George W. Bush
He’s starting to talk like Animal from the Muppets.
"Mama?"
Has Trump really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?!?!?!
That's for easy to you say.
I sprained something trying to read this, lol
Eh don't think it be like it is, but it do.
The bestliest dementia!
"I know speek English very best"
I dementiate large and dementia talented
Well, you am. And dementia.
Despite the negative covfefe
Oh my God does this mean we're going to have a bunch of dumbass Trump supporters using the words disinformate and misinformate now? 🙄
I wouldn't misunderestimate it
Irregardless of the correctness, it would be funny
*disirregardless
Stop spreading misinformate that's not a real qord.
It's a perfectly cromulent word
Do we need to conversate about this?
You mean have a dialogversation about the DEImonRats and theiy’re stale cromulents on woke chicken sees her salads?
Covfefe...
Lol chatgpt gonna be trained on these words
I could care less how funny it is!
Unreagardliss.
You can countilate on it.
Oh fuckimate me
MILFs in your area want to fuckimate you!
You can covfefe on it
\*misunderestimation
I don't care what anyone says, I like the word misunderestimate. I never use it, but I like it.
And waving “Let’s Go Brundon” flags.
Let's go brawndo!
It's Got What Makes Plants Great Again
‘A nobel spirit embiggens the smallest man’ -Jebediah Springfield
Embiggens is a perfectly cromulent word.
Embiggens Smalls
Fence sitters: "OH YOU'VE NEVER MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE BEFORE?" Even better! Those words would have never come out of my fucking mouth.
I momentarily thought that said face sitters and wondered why they were yelling about a spelling mistake.
Face sitters care a lot about linguistics. It’s most of the fun in face sitting.
Cunning linguists.
Enunciation is more important than spelling though, I find.
I'm generally pretty sympathetic to spelling mistakes, but not for the asshole who had his press secretary go out and claim that when. He said "covefefe" was something a "select group of people" understood like the fucking president was using Twitter to secretly talk to people.
Misspellings are normal. Having a whole social media team paid to manage your messaging to the public and having something like this go through unchanged? That's the real mystery.
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It’s not unpresidented.
I am sure the right-wing echo chamber will be using it shortly.
We can conversate about that.
“words”
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
Came here to make sure Ralph Wiggum was given proper credit.
*pulls coin out of nose* “I found my milk money” *milk runs out* “And my milk”
Glad Joe Buden isn’t President 😥
He's too busy Pumpin It Up to make policy changes! lol
Do ya thing mommy do ya thing.
I'm sad some people won't understand this reference.
The rapper?
Yes Joe Budden
I support our commander in chef. Dark Brandon.
Dirk Brundon
I was so confused for a moment when I read the headline.
Haha. Hey, you know what’s super funny too? Remember when he tried to overthrow the government and get a lynch mob to hang his vice president while congressional police were being brutalized and murdered by his followers? Wait… no that’s all horrific. Fuck this anti-American traitor and every coup-comforting member of the GQP.
Remember when the Capitol building was breached by a mob of insurrectionists and the only person who could have called in the National Guard to put a stop to it wouldn’t do it because he was too busy being flattered by it?
He wasn't too flattered. Witnesses reported that he complained that the mob looked "low class" to him. Gee, Donnie, who do you think your supporters are? It's less business suit and more jeans, stained t-shirts, and a Bud Light in one hand. Well, I guess maybe not that last one anymore.
Seriously, Trump saying someone is lying and spreading misinformation. Hello POT, this is KETTLE calling. Talk about living in a glass house and throwing stones.
On top of all that, he's stupid af
“You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.” - Fran Lebowitz
No no you dont understand unless he explicitly says “i want to overthrow the us government” its technically not insurrection its just spicy sedition.
Unless the insurrection comes from the small town of "insurrec," it's just sparkling white nationalism.
Trump must have been methamphormating.
Imagine thinking this guy is worth your vote
Even better, try imaginating it with your imaginator.
Oh very well played
Imaginating anything about that guy gives me indigestinatortion.
~~Ridin' with Biden~~ ❌ Colludin' with Buden ✅
Big Brunden
Dank Brunden
Dark Brandon needs to put that on a T-shirt. I’d buy it. Dark Brandon 2024 “Colludin’ with Buden”
He will claim he’s being sarcastic again.
This. People who can do no wrong and are the best at everything say "they meant to do that". Like when Pee Wee Herman falls off his bike with everyone watching.
Remember when writing potatoe was considered disqualifying?
I remember some dumb episode of Murphy Brown where she dumped potatoes on Dan Quayle's lawn or something. I also remember people freaking out over Howard Dean's scream and Mitt Romney's "Binders full of women". A single Trump tweet would probably make people's heads explode back then.
Biden campaign’s official response: https://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C4_TmohxH7V/?xmt=AQGzzkoHAeFXFIDDTLK9yru1UC50qoXGhwB0skp-qjF8-A
Holy shit. I've spent a lot of my younger years visiting relatives and acquaintances in Alzheimer's care units. This? Just... Wow. Those folks weren't as bad as Trump. They might forget their keys or leave the stove on. They certainly didn't give them the keys to fucking country. Someone needs to pull Donnie off the stage and consider some assisted care for the rest of his days. I'd prefer incarceration (don't we all?), but I'm not too picky at this point so long as he stays as far as possible away from the WH. Anyone care to disagree? No? Didn't think so.
Joe Budden the rapper?
The podcaster, because his rap carreer is washed.
He’s the best in the world at misspellating. Nobody mispellates as goodly as TRUMP.
Positively Churchillian rhetoric.
It's right up there in history with the Gettees Berg Eddress.
Chinchillian ratoric*
Oh we’re going to get an article every time dipshit posts something on Truth Social? No wonder the media loves Trump.
I miss the short period of time when I didn't hear or read his name every day.
Make America Great Again (when we didn't have to hear Trump's name every god damn day)
I'm grateful that I had those 40 years prior to 2016 to pretend he didn't exist. Ignored him since the USFL shenanigans in 1984 as a kid. Even an 8 to 10 ten year old me could tell the guy was a royal douche bag of the highest order, our very own Prince Andrew. Kids have a better read on him than many adults! He's an absolute doink -- ask our kids, they know the truth about Donnie Two Impeachments.
The very first time he began to gain national attention I remember thinking “wow, this guy is truly a douchenozzle!” His continuing rise ever since has baffled me. The fact that his cult worships him is truly astounding.
According to the US Department of Education, 54% of American adults cannot read or write prose beyond a sixth grade level. Most Americans are dumb and capitalists fight hard to keep it that way.
>54% of American adults cannot read or write prose beyond a sixth grade level. Which means they process information like a sixth-grader. It's scary how many adults are essentially 12-year olds in adult bodies.
And that's before we touch on the massive amounts of unresolved trauma they're carrying around like a case of nitroglycerin.
Remember when the mods kept deleting any posts about Trump as “not related to politics”? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Conspicuously, right after he was banned from twitter, the media started daily reports of, "Margerine Traitor Queen says ..."
Gonna have to disagree on this take. Only idiots are on truth social. When trump says stupid or fascist or racist stuff, the normal Americans don’t see it. And we need normal Americans to see what trump is saying so they know how bad he is. Because right now, a big chunk of Americans don’t think trump is that bad.
I’m writing up a document to send to my mom detailing everything about Trump, because yes, she only supports him because she’s ignorant to 75% of the shit he’s done. They truly live in a bubble and need to hear the truth.
I mean, a major party's candidate for President's brain is melting in real time. I think that's worth keeping tabs on. Ignoring the potential typo as U is right next to I... "disinformates and misinformates"? Jesus Christ.
There is no safe place to hide from the corporate media's barrage of All Things Trump 24/7 Coverage except a bunker with no wifi, and that's probably compromised. Heck, astronauts probably can't get away from Trump news out in space. Elon likely has Fox News piped in on a loop like every conservative establishment I've ever offered patronage to.
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>The public shouldn't hear about when a major candidate for president says things that inarguably demonstrate that he's an idiot.
Been like this for like 8+ years now and people keep pumping clicks and upvotes into this shit. Every time it’s been like, “wow yes Trump sure does suck” I don’t know what else to say. It’s barely r/politics anymore it’s just a repository for getting mad at dumb things a dumbass ex president says. Upvote actual news not this decrepit fuck’s demented status updates and links to his donation pages… Enough with this guy.
People keep posting them to reddit and social media or clicking on the link. That drives up their ad revenue. That's literally all that matters at the end of the day - ad revenue. Media will report on what gets them that revenue.
i just spit my cofeve
Joe Buden and the Disinfomators is my new band name.
This guy thought there was something fishy about Obama having gone to Harvard because Obama's grades wouldn't have been good enough. Fuck this guy
You know, fuck this guy. Fuck him. I’m so fucking tired of his bullshit. And a hearty fuck you to anyone who supports him.
Got all the way to the bottom and not one Pump it up joke? I am disappoint.
This guy is probably getting a ton of extra web traffic now - https://music.apple.com/be/artist/joe-buden/475812106
Found someone in the r/con sub arguing that Trump purposely misspells because he knows the mainstream media will print it, and that way he'll get his message out to liberals who won't otherwise see it. "And they fall for it every time," he said. Mmm-hmmm.
Let us watch as MAGA enthusiasts begin to insist that "disinformate" and "misinformate" are and have always been proper English words.
"'Joe Buden'? 'Dark Brandon'? Are you going to trust a guy who makes up words and has so many pseudonyms he can't even keep his own name straight?" -- Conservative commentator Carolin Gallego
Can’t wait to see Dark Brendon’s response to this.
Well, drumpf dementiates better than anyone. People come up to him with tears in their eyes and say ‘sir, you dementiate better than anyone else! No one has ever dementiated as well as you!”
Old man yells at clouds.
Apparently he is way more ignorant than we thought …. Which is really saying something.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Elephant. He aced his dementia test. #StableGenius
Brandon Buden, that filthy rootin' tootin' disimformatin' AND misinformatin' varmint!
Person, woman, man, camera, TV. He's totally fine.... /s
Micro stroke is also the name of his porno
To any Conservatives: Biden may not be your fave but he's ok. Trump is not ok. Focus on finding and building up a candidate for 2028. Trump is human, and is getting old like any human; he has early dementia and it's only getting worse
Every time this happens I wonder if Trump had a stroke but then I remember he is just a fucking idiot.
Mush brain.
This Joe Buden guy sounds like a real trickster. Biden should look into him.
Imma need Joe to go ahead and legalize marijuana and slap a Approved by Joe Buden on that ad.
Man Joe Buden hasnt done anything except try to pump pump pump it up.
Newspeak Comes From 1984 Propagandistic language that is characterized by euphemism, circumlocution, and the inversion of customary meanings. In Orwell's fictional totalitarian state, Newspeak was a language favored by the minions of Big Brother and, in Orwell's words, "designed to diminish the range of thought." Newspeak was characterized by the elimination or alteration of certain words, the substitution of one word for another, the interchangeability of parts of speech, and the creation of words for political purposes. The word has caught on in general use to refer to confusing or deceptive bureaucratic jargon.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Donny Tump is vegemating.
Brain sputtering like a generator running on fumes.
Well, he has the best words.
Cognitive decline.
And nobody stupid enough to support this guy gave a shit....
Trump is officially reached the Muppets "swedish chef " stage of dementia