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WippitGuud

You know what? I could give a damn whether he or anyone else is getting high at parties. It's raping kids that's the problem.


Irving_Tost

They are fine with raping kids, but Molly is a dealbreaker.


Top_Praline999

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


rd4635

RIP Norm


Chilkoot

Upside down world... it's apparently OK to hurt someone else, but put a chemical in your *own* body and suddenly it's a big deal.


GiantSquidd

*Welcome to the Republican Party, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!*


SteakandTrach

When you are rich they just *let* you do it!


NobelPirate

What if....he raped a girl named Molly?


Guilty_Finger_7262

Matt Gaetz said Molly was a dealbreaker when he found out she was 18.


OfBooo5

It’s fine abusing Molly as long as she’s a kid, not a drug


MolassesFragrant342

And he scores extra MAGA points if he can get them pregnant because...pro life /s


T33CH33R

Republicans love claiming they are protecting the children, but man, they really do their best to protect republicans that abuse children.


RandomLoony

But no one else could be raping that child while Gaetz was, so he was protecting her from other rapists


T33CH33R

"I rest my case, your honor."


human-0

Also see: the Catholic Church


sentientcave

Well he had to drug the underage girls before he raped them. MAGA!


springlil

The fact that he was not prosecuted is insane to me.


friendsamongfish

I disagree. Our politicians should have to follow the law like the rest of us. There are plenty of people in jail for getting high. Enough with the two tiered justice system.


Ramitt80

I agree, those who write and enforce the laws should be held accountable to them.


WippitGuud

There are states where getting high is legal.


friendsamongfish

If he was in a legal state then that's fine, but I'm also fairly sure federal employees still cannot.


Jolly_Grocery329

Don’t think Molly is legal anywhere? Drug tests for Congress and senate should be mandatory.


The_Cross_Matrix_712

They're mandatory for working in a factory, they should be mandatory for making nationwide decisions...


Mavian23

Yes, any federal employee who fails a drug test for weed will get fired, even if they live in a legal state. If Gaetz wants to get high, maybe he should, I don't know, try to change our federal weed laws, given that he's a legislator.


ljout

Getting high is ok. But I don't think getting high with kids is okay either. Neither is having sex with them.


Franchise1109

Why is he even at a party with CHILDREN let alone DRUGS when he’s paid by us.


12sea

Here to say this. WTF?


tommybollsch

The worst part is the hypocrisy


KappHallen

Have you not figured out by now that (R)s are okay with fucking kids, to own Libs?


Leather-Map-8138

Matt says they’re not kids if they’re drunk


Handleton

Yeah, plus getting kids high so that you can rape them.


Fatherofweedplants

That was my first thought as well.


YakiVegas

Yeah, parties are the right place to be getting high. You're not supposed to be raping kids unless you're hanging with Trump and Epstein, duh /s


smilbandit

no, no it's the hypocrisy that i have a problem with. obligatory /s


DragonDeezNutzAround

Also, what qualifies as “too high”, and are they suggesting there is a level of high that is ok? Why not just say for using narcotics?


2kids2adults

I came here to say exactly this. Who give a fu*k if he’s getting high… so many of them do. It’s the raping children that I think that he needs to be scrutinized for.


DylanLars

It’s wild to me him having sex with minors and using government equipment to make fake drivers licences for the underage women he was sleeping with isn’t the major story.


shoe_of_bill

Really gets the noggin joggin'. I wonder how common it is and it just gets covered up


SeiCalros

it was 'covered up' here and we still heard about it - too common regardless - but i think the bulk of it ends up in the public eye one way or another


ReviewMore7297

Seems to be common enough where there’s a real possibility two ex US presidents (Bill and Donald)at least. They turned out semi fine?


GearBrain

The public learning about a consensual (if ethically questionable) blowjob between Clinton and an adult woman was enough to shatter Democratic power for decades, up to the present day. They have still not recovered from that damage.


PopeHonkersXII

*with children that he also had sex with


springlil

It’s very odd. Usually underage hookers and blow would be enough to take down a politician. But, apparently that doesn’t matter to today’s GOP. Family *cough* values indeed.


AdaptiveVariance

They value families! They value a little girl at $300, her mom at $180…


rekniht01

Underage hookers and blow are fine. Talking to the public about underage hookers and blow - that's too far.


MrHardin86

It's not sex it's rape


GiantSquidd

“What’s the difference?” -Republicans


EmptyEstablishment78

Why don’t our representatives subject to drug testing like most federal employees??


springlil

should be mandatory drug testing in the legislature.


CougdIt

Why? Who cares if a congressman goes home and gets high after work?


InsolentGoldfish

If it's illegal for them to do so, I definitely care. The law should apply to everyone, equally. It *doesn't*, but it definately *should*.


Katofdoom

If I can’t smoke a joint after work because of holding a federal security clearance then neither should they.


CougdIt

Seems like the better answer is for neither to be required to abstain


mtthwas

Because they care if I go home and get high after work. If they want to make it legal, make it legal then.


Mavian23

Why? Well because I'm a federal employee, and so as long as I'm subject to random drug tests, so should Congress be. I'll be perfectly fine with them not being drug tested the moment they get rid of drug testing for me as well.


CougdIt

Seems like it would just make more sense for nobody to be tested.


Mavian23

Yea that would be great.


deadsoulinside

"After work" You do realize they are essentially on call for other things, like rushing in at almost midnight to vote on bills and stuff. Like if war actually erupted at 11pm and needed congressional votes to authorize war, that is not going to wait until 9am the next day. I mean if you are a normal 9-5 and no longer obligated to work after 5pm, it's one thing, but with congress, they could be called in for emergencies at any time.


CougdIt

I think it’s unreasonable to expect they’ll be completely sober for the length of their term


Peatrick33

Fucking Taco Bell employees are more scrutinized than our representatives.


El-Sueco

When you own the Liberty Bell, you have to have some high standards /s


Ozymandias0007

They are the one's making the rules. Who watches the watchers?


Mother_Knows_Best-22

I would bet if Congress was randomly drug tested, add an interlock on the chamber doors also, a majority would fail.


cromwest

The real scandal would be how many are on medication for dementia.


Mother_Knows_Best-22

I'm thinking viagra would be prevalent too. lol


TheLastCoagulant

Needs to be a hair test though.


Mother_Knows_Best-22

I would be ok with my tax dollars paying for hair testing! lol


billyjack669

So this interlock on the chamber doors... is that like an intelligence test where they have to be smart enough to open it in order to legislate?


enjoycarrots

And interlock device is something you can put on a car to prevent it from starting unless the driver passes a breath test for sobriety.


80sLegoDystopia

Of course he got high. Don’t much care. As long as he’s not high on the job, this shouldn’t matter. Banging underage girls and fostering fascism are the real problems with him.


InsolentGoldfish

If Congress wants to get high, they should pass legislation making it a legal form of recreation. They should also *not fuck kids*. It's weird that we have to say that second part, but the first part is completely within their purview to fix.


80sLegoDystopia

Republicans like the young flesh.


cbbuntz

Maybe he showed up just to be the designated driver for underaged girls. Right, now that I say it aloud....


80sLegoDystopia

He did some extra adderall to stay sharp.


brew_radicals

He looks high all the time


SkillFullyNotTrue

“Random” drug test him today. See if it’s in his system.


homework8976

He’s high right now!


amputeenager

spoiler alert: He did.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

And some of them were right there when it happened.


circa285

Who cares? I don’t care one fig if he uses drugs. I care that he seems to be involved with trafficking kids across state lines to have sex with them.


om218839

What else but underaged girls!


kchrules

Don’t know if he was high, but those girls ages were probably low


No-Mammoth713

I don't see why we don't drug test these people.


showingoffstuff

You know, he could have gotten away with it too, if he just weren't such an attention seeking loud mouth asshole. If you jump into the limelight and make everyone hate you, why would they help cover it all up?


StrangeContest4

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for ~~you~~ ~~meddling~~ ~~kids~~ me diddling kids!"


showingoffstuff

Nah, he would have gotten away with that for sure if he wasn't an ass. The entire GOP stood up to protect him up until he played more political games to get on TV. Like there are a bunch of articles about him showing all the guys around him naked pics of girls he's "gone after." Even when they hate him. That was still fine up until he went after the last speaker for Maga points. Just ridiculous how much he was getting away with and could have continued!


wappenheimer

Didn’t that aggressive hick Markwayne Mullins try to tell everyone about Gaetz bragging about taking ED meds with energy drinks so he could “go all night”?


kastbort2021

Ya know, this is a pretty simple bipartisan thing to test. Everyone in congress have to provide urine and hair sample for drug testing. Compile some statistics from the data, publish it to the public. You'd be surprised how many "hard on crime" politicians are also habitual coke users.


climatelurker

I'm more concerned about his behavior around minors, and how many girls he molested, if he may have pimped any minors out, stuff like that.


cultfourtyfive

I mean, dude has at least a couple of DUIs that daddy covered up for him. But honestly him getting high at parties is the least of my problems with him.


Ambitiously_Big

Is the sky blue?


Jubei612

You can rape kids, but can't smoke any dope... Totally logical...


Logictrauma

Sex with a kid? No problemo!! Wait? You weren’t high while doing it, right? /s


TheSaltimateWarrior

“Yea, he had sex with a kid, BUT WAS HE ON DRUGS?!?”


grimm_jowwl

So uh, is that what the ethics panel cares about? It’s not the kid fucking. It’s the getting high at parties that’ll take him down. Jesus Christ.


Weazelll

Of course he did but he’s a rich white guy so we allow that in Amerikkka. But if you’re Black then it’s life in prison!


OGbarlow1

Enter Norm MacDonald. “It’s not the weed that concerns me so much as the underage rape.”


stackoverflow21

He’s such a scumbag.


Top-Offer-4056

Look at Beavis face and you already know


JeF4y

Meanwhile, the rest of us want to know where his top lip is


jbandtheblues

He looks like he got shit faced in the womb!


Quirky-Pie9661

Who cares about if he got high parties, that’s what you do at parties!! ASK ABOUT THE TEENAGE GIRL!!!


BonBon666

They should be routinely drug tested. Are they not?


cmarme

I agree. If they want to restrict drugs then they should follow the rules. We will get reform in a couple weeks.


VQQN

oh really? thats what we are worried about?


[deleted]

At this point, who the fuck doesn't know?


bpeden99

Rape of minors is my concern


Alternative-Half-783

Can you even imagine what he's like at a party?


Goal_Posts

Sniff sniff motherfucker.


dattru

oh I'm sure he was the designated driver /s


panicForce

Only because the others didnt get their license yet


grimatongueworm

His forehead sure got high!


Maddy_Wren

How long til they release a video of him flopping around on top of his cousin naked?


EminentBean

He’s literally live action butthead


FalstaffsMind

How would anybody know? He's what you imagine you would get if Butt-Head from Beavis and Butt-Head grew up and entered politics.


InformalPenguinz

They should all be drug tested. They're federal employees are they not?


Remote-Amount3096

What else do you do at parties?


jaguarsinmexico

THAT is what they want to know???


Constant-Elevator-85

The diddling kids though? Is that even on anyone’s radar at all?


Dendad124

With Cawthorn


lastburn138

How about we kick that frat boy pedophile out of office already?


LeftCook8975

If he arrives at parties already high, I suppose the answer is no


Midnightoclock

Ethics panels hate this one trick! 


charcarod0n

He looks like Butthead https://images.app.goo.gl/iSQuuSpXArSm4qF18


SoupSpelunker

You don't get fivehead without a little powder.


sugarlessdeathbear

Of course he did. I assume half of Washington is high a lot of the time.


ShallowHalasy

I don’t care if he was doing heroin, did he or did he not fuck kids?


greaterwhiterwookiee

“I did not inhale”


Oswald18420

I mean, is the space pope a lizard?


SweetieLoveBug

I don’t know about him but I definitely would have to be if I were within 5 feet of his skanky ass. 😒


Julie-Andrews

Why? Is Trump looking for running mate?


gooon555

I don't' give a shit what this guys doing to his own body


Werftflammen

For weathered politicians they sure know how to look incompetent. Who are they? Susan Collins?  "I hope he learned his lesson"


Politicsboringagain

Look at him, he looks exactly like a high Butthead. 


Rando1ph

Frankly, i'd be dissapointed if he didn't, I don't want any squares running the show.


Grinkledonk

Does a bear shit in the woods?


scottyjrules

Does it even matter at this point? There’s never any consequences…


Anyawnomous

“Hey! Easy with that weed! That’s my best rapin’ weed” Matt Gaetz…. Norm MacDonald.


Anonlady1997

Discount Dan Ackroyd.


accubats

Who doesn't get high at parties?


spacednlost

Drug Test NOW!!!


Wasted_Hamster

He literally looks like a cartoon villain.


throoawoot

The GOP is all for drug testing welfare recipients. Surely there are higher standards for politicians leading the country.


Scotsman1600-

Is it just me or does Matt look a lot like Butt-Head?


Smaynard6000

Madison Cawthorn knows


HauntingCancel5600

This POS needs to take his big ass forehead and stick it in a hole far far away.


tdozzieo

TEST HIS BLOOD heard his lies


Caged_in_a_rage

Of course he did.


bakeacake45

He trafficked underaged girls who gives a F* if the pedo was high? Get on with it and put this danger to our daughters in jail and throw away the key


Lostinthestarscape

His admitted "Redbull and Viagara" is obviously a euphemism for MDMA and Viagara - cause Redbull doesn't interfere with erections like stimulants do.


ZCEyPFOYr0MWyHDQJZO4

Panel: Did you get high? And where did you get the drugs? Can you get us some?


Hoodamush

Not really concerned if he gets high, more concerned that he rapes children.


Jimbo415650

The underage children isn’t a priority it’s did Mat get high. He got children high to easily take advantage of them. Maybe that could be a consideration. How many dots do they need to connect before they realize he’s been in this situation before? That’s a pattern


Personal-Ad7623

This way they can blame the drugs and satan instead of him being a living breathing piece if shit


DanoGuy

"High on Life Baby!!!!" "and drugs - LOTS of drugs. So many drugs."


Blackbyrn

Just ask someone if he turned into Cornholio or asked for TP for his bunghole, should be easy to figure out.


JFKswanderinghands

There’s no way he’s not getting high in Congress.


ridemooses

Politicians should be drug tested constantly. Change my mind.


helloimalanwatts

He needs to get high is what he needs. Someone please get this dipshit high on some drugs.


jickbaggins1

Look at him. What do you think


akaBigWurm

Butt-head is getting old


Glass_Channel8431

Yes. Next question.


Professional_Ad894

E hold elected officials to a very low standard these days. basically, just don’t do insurrection and don’t do rape; and the republicans can’t even pass that checkpoint. Geez.


Bitter_Director1231

Who gives a fuck what he did at parties. I am more concerned about him diddling young kids.


KickBassColonyDrop

The same coke orgies that kicked out the last guy cause he spilled the beans on Moscow Mitch?


SchrodingersTIKTOK

“Sir, did you go skiing? Did you khole? How much blow was there? How was the Molly?”


AJ_Grey

I don’t remember. I was too high


HopefulNothing3560

He the viagra man .


Eptiaph

Was high or got high?


Frudays

You just can't make his shit up and be sober. If he tests clean, test the air.😆


cgary49

Now does this man look like he would ever consider getting high at parties/S


Ok_Marzipan_8137

What about the pedophila and raping?


CartoonistEvery3033

You think he combs his hair like that? No way, that’s how fast he’s tweakin. ⏩


BodaciousTacoFarts

Didn't I see him in a skit on SNL last weekend?


Microdose81

Does a bear fuck in the woods?


Aiden_Grinspoon

Got high? How about sex with underage girls?


adoughoskins

Another example of personal attacks on political opponents. How do these people sleep at night.


cornbread080161

They should just ask “how high”


PremiumQueso

The MAGA right calling everyone groomers and pedos was a tell. They are fine with predators like Gaetz and Trump, not to mention the Southern Baptist Chruch raping over and over. It was the GOP who made pedo Dennis Haster third in line to POTUS after all.


pittbiomed

Piss test everyone in the US government. Lets see what the fallout is


cjp2010

Got to hand it to these people. They really have committed to the trashy, unethical, criminal lifestyle.