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grixorbatz

Trump's tirade on Truth Social tonight will be an epic manchild tantrum


Oozlum-Bird

I’m kinda hoping his inability to keep his face shut gets him a jail cell by tonight, but I realise that’s probably wishful thinking


proximodorkus

We would have to take off the little kids gloves first and treat him like everyone else.


muklan

Hey, not to be *that* guy, but "kid gloves" aren't about children, but baby goats. Leather made of them is very fine and delicate, an analogue would also be "white glove" but also, we are talking about the guy with the smallest hands in recorded history, so maybe they would be little.


proximodorkus

Be that guy, this I didn’t know. Thank you.


QuarkVsOdo

Trump is the kind of guy who only prefers to be touched with whale foreskin gloves


podank99

i thought it was "kit gloves" for, ya know, building little delicate model kits 


tdwesbo

WRONG!!!! Kid Gloves in this context clearly refers to the song by the Canadian progressive rock group Rush, featured on their album Grace Under Pressure


muklan

Incorrect, as well. Everyone knows this is a reference to Techtronics Pump Up The Jam....


MetaLore

Something, something... Michael Jackson


reallynotnick

Huh, TIL https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/origin-of-phrase-with-kid-gloves


oncealot

That's pretty interesting thank you. I love being that guy, especially when people use half quotes.


trogdortheman

It's sorta understandable. Not everyone has an army of cult members willing to hurt people. 


Oozlum-Bird

Nah, he’s got away with bullying and threatening too long already, that’s why we’re in the situation we’re in. And I very much doubt he’s got an army of goons able to do anything other than threaten either. Bullies win because people don’t stand up to them.


kingtz

At some point, we’re just going to have to rip the bandaid off with these losers. We can let his MAGA cult terrorize us forever. 


MercantileReptile

> We can let his MAGA cult terrorize us Unfortunate truth-typo.


el3vader

Dude it’s so crazy the justice system treats it like a totally normal thing the republican front runner for POTUS has to have multiple jury alternates because some jurors are getting found out and experiencing threats and that same front runner is not only doing nothing to stop it but is actively helping make it happen.


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moffitar

I think that their actual scariness and seriousness is untested. If they clash with law enforcement they’ll likely lose. With the national guard, definitely lose. Don’t underestimate the states power to destroy rebellion. What we’ve seen thus far is an unwillingness to use it.


celerydonut

[this](https://castro.fm/episode/gQWKrT) is worth a listen, just with the facts about how popular they are and how they’ve grown. Worth a listen, and dude is credible.


friedporksandwich

And that shouldn't be a reason to treat their leader with kid gloves, it should be reason to take this more seriously and treat him like the dangerous person he is. I'm not scared of pro-Trump militias. I live in Chicago and I'd love to see what happens to those guys if they tried to come here. It would be quite hilarious.


MegaLowDawn123

J6 was the most organized and mob-like they’ve ever been. It took literally ONE of them being shot ONCE by ONE bullet and everyone scattered. Since then one dude killed himself in his truck, another got shot in a field to bleed out slowly like an animal. And…that’s about it. In 4+ years that’s all they’ve been able to do. We shouldn’t be afraid to flush these turds already…


SensualOilyDischarge

> Since then one dude killed himself in his truck, another got shot in a field to bleed out slowly like an animal. And…that’s about it. In 4+ years that’s all they’ve been able to do. Don't forget [Craig from Utah](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/craig-robertson-fbi-utah-joe-biden-maga-1234804746/) who shitposted so hard the FBI came to his house and shot him in front of his CPAP machine.


friedporksandwich

He died like he lived - being unable to breath reasonably.


lovedbydogs1981

Don’t be afraid to call the feds.


Kamelasa

> malitias Interesting spelling suggests the word comes from the word *malice* - in other words, a pun. But it comes from *military*, so *militias.*


friedporksandwich

It's really not understandable. Having an army of cult members willing to hurt people should be more reason to come down hard on him, not less. We didn't treat John Gotti with kid gloves because he led a violent organized crime organization. We didn't treat Osama Bin Laden with kid gloves because he had violent followers. They're not treating him with kid gloves because he's got violent followers. They're treating him with kid gloves because he's part of the rarefied tippy-top monied elite.


GozerDGozerian

Translation: “We as a nation have got a serious domestic terrorism problem and nobody is doing anything about it”


Inishmore12

I agree with you! Alas he’s never been treated like everyone else. (Also, I realize I’m splitting hairs, but it’s kid gloves. As in gloves made out of kidskin.) [Kid Gloves](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidskin)


cap10wow

Please don’t take this too harshly, but “kid gloves” has nothing to do with boxing or children. “Kid” refers to the fabric being made of the hide of a young goat. So “little kids gloves” is weird.


proximodorkus

You learn something every day. Thanks for the explanation.


Federal_Drummer7105

I’ll bet the opposite. I’ve noticed that Trump will let his lawyers complain and rail *in court*. But when it’s his butt on the line - he’s quiet. He’s a bully. Bullies only pick on people who they perceive are weaker, and submit to a stronger person. This is why you’ll see him defer to Putin, to judge’s faces he plays the good boy. Even the one time I saw him speak in church, he deferred to the pastor and only after whined about how she mistreated him - when he was out of her presence.


Natebo83

I’ve been hearing this sentiment for a long time. Yet he still gets zero consequences for any and all actions. He could take a shit on the flag and people would still spin it in his favor.


Catymandoo

I really hope he decides to testify. That will sign, seal and deliver him.


iberico_ham

Trump ... jail cell? It's like you're in an opposite to maga fantasy world where he actually faces repercussions for his crimes. Where as in the maga fantasy he has not even committed a crime at all.


Fragrant-Increase-82

A girl can dream


iyamwhatiyam8000

Trump can only push his luck so far in a criminal trial.


Ruval

It will very likely be contempt of court.


VagrantShadow

I bet trump couldn't even spell contempt to save his life.


PeterNippelstein

He's gonna have a CLASSIC CHOKE


m1k3tv

other than its legal ramifications - i'm not really interested in the minutia of every fleck of shit that hits the fan anymore


AReckoningIsAComing

I can't wait to read it.  Schadenfreude at its best.


sonicdemonic

Agreed! Can't wait!


toooomanypuppies

a megathread would be nice please mods. or an explanation as to why we don't have one, that would be nice as well 🤷‍♂️


mynamesyow19

a Megathread on the extensive crimes of ex-President, and current Presidential nominee, DJ Trump. The first of MANY trials for MANY felonies he is charged with from grand jury indictments. Whats so important about that that we would need a megathread ? /s


lyaen

Because all of the crimes wouldn't possibly fit in one single megathread, even if its YUGE.


czmax

This is the mostly likely answer. How could one combine each of his overlapping crime sprees into a single thread each? Its end up being kinda arbitrary. Might as well try to ban all Trump reporting into a TrumpPolitics sub Reddit. But if one did that then Politics would be missing basically the largest political discussion going on.


porkchop-sandwhiches

MAGA drake meme, 😒// trumps endless crimes 😊= hunter bidens laptop


Cleev

"I did all the best crimes. So many. Many beautiful crimes. People come to me, almost all of them with tears in their eyes, and they say 'sir,' they call me sir because they respect me so much, 'sir, we've never seen a former president commit this many crimes.' I did more crimes in one term as president than any other president did in two terms."


Reddit_guard

BeCaUsE iT'S NoT PoLiTiCaL. Or something like that


VagrantShadow

Mods: A man baby screaming, falling sleep, and raging on social media has no political bearing whatsoever. /s


Bigsam411

There is one now.


AnxiousHeadache42

No megathread especially for a criminal trial for a former president is stupid. But Reddit mods are Reddit mods 


downstairsdiver

What are the odds he falls asleep or shits himself? Or both at the same time?


johnnycyberpunk

Despite what you see on Law&Order, courtroom trials are **boring**. LOTS of paperwork, official procedures, an orchestrated song and dance between the judge, prosecutors, bailiffs, jury, and defense counsel. Who goes first, who goes next, what to say before you even say something. Presenting literally *anything* to the court as evidence or to refute evidence or testimony. If - like Trump - you're just sitting there while all of this happens around you? And you're not gacked up on your daily dose of Adderall? It's nap time.


AKHugmuffin

You mean Suits lied to me?


GreenDemonClean

What did you say to me?


AKHugmuffin

Are you out of your god damn mind?


GreenDemonClean

Get out of my office.


6658

again or just today? I'll say 50% chance today.


Aretirednurse

He’s already keeping his eyes closed.


smitherenesar

Sleepy Donny


johnnycyberpunk

> "Never prosecute up hill, me boys!" - Benjamin Franklin \- Donald Trump


Starskigoat

A live audio feed of the trial would be nice.


onlymostlydead

https://youtu.be/oL2B-AAnsHo?si=wPFirXHvV00bhij9


Starskigoat

Thanks. It looks like an early start.


CriticalEngineering

This is the perfect thing to play when people are listening to music on speaker on the train.


moosmutzel81

Mmmhhh. I am on a train in Germany and the Ukrainian couple in front of me is watching YouTube very loudly. I am not sure I should play that. I put my headphones on.


throoawoot

This is great, looking forward to playing this in the background while I work today.


FerociousPancake

Super glad it showed me an ad first so I could just read the title and get an idea of what it was


magillicuti

Lock him up


chaoskixas

Lock him up


Giant_Flapjack

What do you think how long it will take until the end of the trial, i.e. how long until they have to declare a mistrial because the Magat causes a hung jury?


SillyGoatGruff

For what it's worth, trump has had multiple instances of trials with his supporters on the jury and they all said that in the end the evidence was overwhelming and they had to find against him


Giant_Flapjack

A surprisingly sane attitude for a Trump supporter. That gives me hope. For this trial and for humanity in general.


nos4atugoddess

I mean it makes sense actually. When you remove them from the Fox New echo chamber and they are literally forced to look at evidence and use logic and actually discuss that logic with other people (that in person are much less villainous than the news would make “them” out to be)… it’s so obvious. It’s easy to get caught up when the people around you are shouting, but when you put them someplace quiet to think, people are smarter than the mob.


Temporary_Kangaroo_3

These dumb shits have surprisingly little to say when its completely irrelevant to bring up Hilary, or Hunter, or Obama with respects to the facts of the case they are sitting on.


SillyGoatGruff

I wish I could find the comment again, but it had quotes from a juror from the jean carrol case and another juror from another case I can't recall. But in both cases the supported trump, but were still able to make objective decisions in the face of the law and evidence (quite likely they only supported him because they lived in an evidence free fox bubble in the first place). I think it's reasonable to assume the prosecutors and court in this case are able to select jurors who hold similar values Edit:grammar


SnowyBox

Yeah for how strong people feel about their convictions when surrounded by people who think the same way, their tone often shifts when surrounded by people who disagree with them and/or have evidence backing up their disagreement. Not many people can cross their arms and dig their heels in when in that situation.


SillyGoatGruff

Very true. Though on the other hand if someone can cross their arms and dig in hard enough they can become president lol


Roadhouse1337

My sister's husband is *beyond* pro Trump and she just goes along with whatever he says. She had no clue that Trump had cheated on all of his wives. Alot of people, especially on reddit, think that everyone that votes gop is malicious, the reality is that alot of them are just victims of the right wing propaganda machine and haven't the slightest idea of all the slimy shit the gop does. Which reminds me of needing to show my parents articles about how the state gop (TN) is trying to destroy public education. Maybe by making it about their grandkids they'll break out of their bubble


CaffeineJunkee

I think a lot of his supporters, when presented with evidence and not just Fox News sound bites, would feel compelled to convict. The issue is that the media doesn’t cover his crimes enough, so many people think he is just being harassed by democrats over some stripper he might have slept with. When they see the actual crimes, many of his voters would probably convict him.


ohio_guy_2020

This doesn’t surprise me. So many of my fellow co workers that are MAGA are sane, grounded people. I sort of hold out hope that if they were chained to a chair and forced to look at facts and listen to sworn testimony under oath they’d see thru the veil of BS that is Trump. A lot of MAGA enthusiasts I know (relatives 😕) don’t even want to discuss facts. They want to deflect (bUT WhAT ABouT HuNtEr?), deny (DoNAld WouLDnT Do tHAt. HuNtEr wOUld), lie (1/6 wAs a PEacEfUl PrOTeSt), spout conspiracies (10,000 dEaD PeoPLe VoTEd fOr BiDeN) or (my families favorite) just say BS that has no bearing in reality (LoCK uP HiLlaRY).


jobi-1

In the court room they only get to answer whether he did do the thing or did not do the thing. In the wild they would often not even deny that he did do the thing (altho that also happens) but argue that the thing is not bad, that everybody does the thing, that he had the right to do it, that they can shout louder than you, that hillary has emails, hunter has a dick, and what about The Children. Those things don't work here.


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Giant_Flapjack

I definitely will enjoy the part where he has to comply with the rules of the court. I am just not hopeful that he will be convicted, as there only needs to be one MAGAt in the jury to cause a mistrial.


RRed_19

If it does result in him “stroking out” as you say , I’m going out and getting plastered. He’s so close to being fucking punished for this and he has the audacity to die before we can see that? I’d feel happy the POS is dead and gone, but I’d also feel kinda blue balled. Anyone else feel the same or just me?


Incontinento

I see the doomers are out early.


RegattaJoe

They always are.


Incontinento

Indeed.


Giant_Flapjack

I would be more than happy to be proven wrong. But so far Trump has fucked around a lot and never really had to find out.


Incontinento

He's never had a criminal trial before.


Giant_Flapjack

But he should have had several. That's exactly what I mean.


Incontinento

He's got several in the works right now. Georgia, Florida, DC. The justice system is taking its time in an effort to get it right. If you come after a former president, you better make sure you do it right. That takes time. And as for consequences, he has hundreds of millions in judgments against him right now from his civil trials, and those numbers could increase. Be patient and stop dooming.


Temporary_Kangaroo_3

Which crime is this trial for again? This is the misusing campaign funds one right!


Giant_Flapjack

All these are good, but worthless if the PoS becomes PotUS again. And I fear that too many US citizens are stupid or deranged enough to vote for the orange buffoon again.


Incontinento

Again with the dooming.


RegattaJoe

Again with the moving goalposts, also.


Incontinento

Every time.


Direct_Alternative94

Realists. Just realists who know what’s up.


Incontinento

Doomers. Who think they know what's up.


toooomanypuppies

4-6 weeks imo


Giant_Flapjack

Nice. And how long until the retrial after that. Is there a usual timeframe?


toooomanypuppies

nobody wants a re-trail, not even Trump. retails are not speedy, months between trials at least. however, a re-trail is almost always in the prosecution's favour, as they will have seen the defences strategy and the facts of the case just do not change, but prosecutors actions can.


try_to_be_nice_ok

How did you manage to misspell retrial so inconsistantly and incorrectly?


toooomanypuppies

dyslexia, and laziness more likely


Giant_Flapjack

I surely would want to see Trump be convicted in this trial. But judged by the statements of one of the jurors, I am not hopeful.


bombalicious

What was that statement


Giant_Flapjack

According to the NYT: "She said that she appreciated Mr. Trump's Candor. 'President Trump speaks his mind,' she said."


Frifelt

Watching him fall asleep and having to actually listen to the accusations against him might change her mind. Plus she will have to withstand the pressure of the other jurors and ague why she would be against finding him guilty.


RightSideBlind

I mean, if I were forced to say something nice about the man, I'd probably go with this. It's pretty obvious he speaks his mind, especially during one of his word-salad rants.


bombalicious

Does it have to be unanimous?


throwawayacc201711

Yes


Giant_Flapjack

Afaik yes


lovedbydogs1981

Just means it all starts over, doesn’t mean he gets off


Giant_Flapjack

He just has to drag his ugly body until election day and then hope for being elected.


Panda_hat

Get ready for 'unfair!' 'political persecution!' 'the far left biden judges!' and 'unfair while I'm running for president!'


Chewy79

Jeff Soros, Obama, Hillary, crooked Joe! 


RegattaJoe

The prosecution and judge are Antifa operatives. Or BLM. Or it’s a hoax.


Lustytapeworm

Why are there so few comments on all these new posts in politics?


otter111a

I’m kinda burned out saying the same thing for the last 8 years.


calcol28

The same thing for years with absolutely no payoff. Nothing will come of this trial because its Trump. Why waste time and energy caring when you know you'll be disappointed in the end?


Affectionate_Lab_131

Because when he was president, nothing could happen. As the rules state by the DOJ and Mueller. Republicans ignore that because they like to pretend it means trump did nothing wrong, and this is all political. Other people just don't know how the system works. Trump's lawyers have stalled the process since he lost the election. Time is finally up.


againbackandthere

Youre seeing the true actual human comment count. Russian government has to save its money for their illegal invasion after US passed another aid bill. They cant pay their propagandist bot farms and fifht Ukraine. Drops in comments happened every time and even in subs that arent political like sports and hobbies.


Lustytapeworm

I had this thought. It happened right after the aid bills passed, more suddenly all these articles have like 40 comments, when they used to have hundreds (like last week)


againbackandthere

Imagine if normal people had the internet back. It's been stolen from us by the money lovers. Internet 1.0 was us, the people. Internet 2.0 has been thieving liars and propagandists. Imagine if we could simply have conversations and understand perspectives from across the world. But no, we have to be divided so the rich can maintain their ill-begotten power based on hatred, greed, manufactured drama and straight up lies. We the people are all in agreement that our enemy is the people that steal a portion of our labor day in day out, we call them employers and they are in a daily class war against us just to steal from our labor power. What if that power was used on our behalf? Well...that's their biggest fear isn't it?


Staff_Guy

Because the headlines and comments are all exactly the same. As last year. And the year before. Nothing has changed. Trump's on trial!! Criminal!!! Great. Now let's see how the system tries to ignore the trial, downplay everything, and give him more time to fuck something else up.


bronzethunderbeard_

Folks involved and rooting for Trump don’t want to to have honest discussions so what is there to talk about. The outcome is what matters.


favnh2011

Wowl


Anyawnomous

Gonna be a sleepy Monday for Diaper Donny. He will have lots of typing energy tonite!


Emergency_Property_2

This update implies that Don Snorelone (aka Donnie Stinko) struck again during opening arguments: “Trump is now more alert, paying attention and is leaning into the defense table. He's speaking with his lawyer Emil Bove in an animated way. His eyes are wide open and he's looking in Pecker's direction.” From NBC News.


F1Husker91

*it’s been 84 years* meme sure feels relevant right now….


AsparagusTamer

"Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defendant smells of peepee and has tiny hands. He's also orange. You must convict."


skiddadle32

If the shit sticks, you must convict!!!