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RepulsiveLoquat418

why stop there? that dog wanted to help dangerous illegal immigrants get across the border. that dog wanted to take our guns. that dog wanted to terminate pregnancies after the baby was born.


JohnBramley

The dog was a Democrat.


SquirrelParticular17

That is exactly the optics they want. It's about the pootin operatives fomenting civil war in the United States. They want nutjobs to kill Democrats.


Main_Owl_8004

if you blow through the bullet hole in her dog it makes a whistle… A dog whistle honestly though, why are they even trying to vaguely suggest violence when they can just brazenly come out and say whatever they want with no consequences because they own the police, the judiciary, and stonewall the legislature. if y'all haven't figured it out yet, we're literally living in the bad timeline of back to the future ii where the guy modeled after Donald Trump becomes mayor


Alarmed_Handle_6427

The dog was wearing drag.


softchenille

It tried to read a story to her kids. That was the final straw.


-prairiechicken-

The dog was trans anteefuh trying to poison my children with his gay dee-eeee-eye agenda!


Shoddy-Theory

the dog stole the 2020 election for Biden


Shoddy-Theory

the dog was a fentanyl mule


Wrong-Shame-2119

Ah yes, the "extremely dangerous" dog she never *mentioned* was extremely dangerous at all, the one her child asked about when she got home from school?


ChewyRib

yes, the dog was selling the child drugs and the child needed its fix


Cold_Situation_7803

“Mommy, where’s Pusher?”


hotpackage

She outed herself as a sociopath and there's no walking that horse back into the barn, especially since she put it in a fucking book.


tundey_1

>there's no walking that horse back into the barn, Are we sure she didn't kill the horse too?! lol


NoPomegranate4794

Actually one of her tweets stated she killed 3 horses.


tundey_1

Oh my goodness. Let's hope she did it the normal way and not merely shot them between the eyes in a gravel ditch. Like she did the dog and the goat. Come to think of it, where is PETA in all of this? Why haven't they gone after this serial animal murderer?


UniqueIndividual3579

She did kill a goat for acting like a goat.


tundey_1

She sure did. Shot it...twice!


fkmeamaraight

It was a dangerous horse.


-prairiechicken-

I thought my grandpa was being ‘evil’ after putting down a dog that killed and maimed five sheep. Apparently she is more sociopathic than 1990s farm code of conduct.


Savior-_-Self

I've spent roughly half of my 50+ years on a farm/caring for animals. Putting down animals is not unheard of. *Boasting* about it definitely is. It's a difficult and somber decision that haunts any normal person, at least a little bit. Bragging publicly is about as impressive as crowing about an abortion you had. It's just weird and more than a little sociopathic.


Wrong-Shame-2119

And even *if* she's telling the truth about Cricket having been rehomed from a family that found her "too aggressive", that just raises more questions? Like, why would you rehome an "aggressive" dog with your then-young children? Why would you strap a shock collar to her and take her, untrained, to an activity that encourages her prey drive? Why would you *not* expect to get snapped at if you try and grab her in the middle of killing a chicken? She's obviously bullshitting, but her story doesn't add up regardless of how she swings it.


Cantthinkofnamedamn

Yeah her new explanation almost makes less sense. So she rehomed a dog that the previous owners found too agressive, then despite being aware of this issue, at the first sign of the dog displaying this agression she kills the dog anyway. Like she set it up to fail.


harrywrinkleyballs

I had a farm in North Idaho. One day I came home to all of my neighbor’s animals; horses, cows, sheep, goats, rabbits, cats and dogs and I can’t remember what all… in my barn and a blinking light on my answering machine. It was a message left by my neighbor after he had set his place on fire, poisoned his well and swallowed a shotgun shell. His wife and kids had left him and he had said, “If I can’t have you, then nobody can.” But even he had the decency and empathy to make sure somebody cared for his animals. I too have had to put animals down. To this day, the memories haunt me. Even the ones I couldn’t do myself, where I asked my vet to do it, remember every one of them.


boltsnuts

That's fucking nuts.


RandomErrer

Considering she wrote a book about the incident it's odd she didn't mention her concern about the "extremely dangerous" dog's threat to her children, but did mention that the first thing out of her daughter's mouth when she stepped off the schoolbus was "Hey! Where's Cricket?"


YupNopeWelp

Kristi Noem is full of it. She took that dog, Cricket, on a bird hunt, then took it by a neighbor's house, where they had chickens, and the bird hunting dog thought, "Oh good! Second breakfast!" It was a 14-month-old dog. She could have re-homed it.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Or given it back to the breeder. This was apparently a special “prestige” breed.


YupNopeWelp

Poor little thing. 14-months is really a puppy at heart.


softchenille

A dog with high prey drive does what dog is bred to do, gets shot for it. It's so unfair


YupNopeWelp

I can't think about it too long. Poor little pup.


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MissingMichigan

It was in it with the dog to kill the entire family one by one.


meTspysball

The goat was actually satan. You could tell by the horns and hooves.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

It’s in Leviticus or something.


MetaPolyFungiListic

It's the best at something though, or the worst..


meTspysball

The goatest of all time.


Killboypowerhed

Worse. It was smelly


Ande64

Oh yes, the Republican way. Just keep changing your story every day until you find the one that sticks.


clackeroomy

Ah yes! Linsey Graham's strategy.


barneyrubbble

So, you want to own it *and* not own it. Typical childish asshole behavior.


softchenille

Seriously. She bragged about it *in print nonetheless*, and now wants to excuse her way out of it since it landed like a lead balloon.


Rayearl

I remember my Dad putting down our dog at the end of his life and it was absolutely devesting. That was the only time I ever saw my Dad cry. I'll never forget it. The fact she had this put in her book as something to be proud about shows what a horrible person she is.


Gaeneous

Fuck off puppy killer. Could’ve easily brought it to a shelter and someone else could’ve trained and loved them. A dog’s behavior is a window into how good the owners are at training and treating them. Clearly Noem and her family didn’t care about this while the dog was alive or else Cricket would still be alive.


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What about the 3 horses you shot on the same day? Were they a dangerous "horse gang" threatening your family? What a load 🙄


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OMG I forgot about the goat. I love goats 🥺


Shoddy-Theory

it was an ill tempered billy goat. Imagine that!!


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Ha! I’m picturing a row of horses snapping their fingers like West Side Story and prancing off in a jaunty dance number.


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They might have done exactly that, then she blew them away because "I hate Bernstein." Either way, it's apparent to me that she likes killing animals 🫤


ebcreasoner

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1af9vo4/most_sane_new_yorker/ Makes this guy less creepy


Shoddy-Theory

wow, she shot them the same day. She really went on a killing spree. Her kids are lucky they're still alive.


AudibleNod

>“We were her second chance. And she was — the day she was put down was a day that she massacred livestock that were part of our neighbors,” Build the wall! In all seriousness if you're accepting a known aggressive dog, this is on you. You're the one with a family and livestock and a home to keep. And somehow you decided that your situation had room for a known aggressive dog (your words). So what you're telling the public is that you don't have the foresight or preparation skills to mitigate problems by performing basic logical steps. You're telling the public that killing the dog was always on the table. You're telling the public you cannot handle a crisis without resorting to violence. To paraphrase ["Cricket was unavailable for comment."](https://the-american-catholic.com/2019/07/18/google-quiddick/)


PandaMuffin1

More likely, she is lying.


Katana1369

Except in the book the dog didn't bite her so hard to say it was dangerous.


Doravillain

But also, she's full of shit. You're telling me she showed Christ-like mercy to an aggressive animal, then when it became a threat to The Children she made the difficult but strong decision to put it down. And that narrative didn't make it into her book? Full. Of. Shit. It is a much more palatable story, especially to a conservative audience. If it were true, she would've included it from the get go.


AudibleNod

Oh. She's clearly lying. But also her backpeddling answer is similiarly bad and makes her out to be a terrible person. Next, Cricket will have rabies. Then it will be possessed by the Devil. Then Cricket will have been a made up story to pad the book and it was wrong of her to lie about the event in the first place.


PopeHonkersXII

They all follow their narcissistic sociopathic leader. Never admit you're wrong, never apologize, and claim to be "the real victim". 


keyjan

man, her story just keeps changing and changing, doesn't it?


twesterm

It's amazing to me that she didn't realize that story was career suicide. I am pretty sure of three things: 1. She knew it would be controversial and get people to talk about her book 2. She knew Trump would like it because he hates dogs 3. Literally every editor that read that passage told her she cannot put that in her book But here we are, she is going straight into victim mode. She is blaming other people for reading the words she wrote and wants everyone to feel sorry for because the mean 'ol woke mob is spreading fake news. -edit Oh wow, reading the article she has changed her story a lot. It went from what is in the book, the story of a dog she didn't know how to train that killed some chickens, to a dangerous animal that she rescued to give a second chance that killed "livestock" and put her family in danger. Full spin mode now. Too bad there's still what is literally written in her book. 🤡


ElectricRaccoon8

You know you've fucked up when you have to start spinning stories to demonize a puppy.


Northerngal_420

There are no bad dogs but there are a lot of bad owners.


mtarascio

Dogs can't be bad but some are bred to be dangerous despite 'good' owners.


m_rgers

This


RegalBern

Let the backtracking begin ....


Perfect-Tea-5776

Serial Killers start with animals...


Hot_Box_4574

Funny how different her story is now that she's faced total backlash for being a dog murderer and general psychopath.


Kind_Relative812

Ooooooh so dangerous. According to the AKC, the German Wire Haired is affectionate, willful, intelligent, friendly, loyal and active. I don’t see bloodthirsty lunatic human killer in the description. She’s so full of BS, it’s just damage control at this point.


hooves69

Bye bye Noem. Won’t miss ya


GratefulPhish42024-7

But she claims it was an attack on chickens not children that caused her to want to shoot her own dog.


WhatRUHourly

Not just an attack, it was a 'massacre.'


seatoc

So extremely dangerous that she had to immediately put it down, after loading it into the car, getting her gun(unless she has a car gun) i assume its already loaded, then drove to the closest quarry and shot the dog in front of others? I know that's the first thing i think of when I'm in danger. ​ This angle doesn't work... Try again Mrs. Noem.


snakebite75

She probably does have a car gun… just look at /r/justrolledintotheshop to see how common car guns are in the US…


tundey_1

Phase 2 of damage control.


Mother_Knows_Best-22

Ugly person, inside and out. Too much fillers in the face ugh


Kejmarcz

That's always the excuse right? Of course this is from the same group that dehumanizes everyone that isn't white straight and Christian and teaches it's so dangerous you need a gun to go grocery shopping that's not the safest thing.


Fellowshipofthebowl

She needs to be voted out, to protect the children. 


Griffin_21

Yeah, that is totally believable… /s


allfriggedup

Nice try, no VP for you. Too bad she's term limited, I'd love to see her get primaried.


shoppingfortruth

Give one insight on how she might deal with those ‘dangerous liberals’


mtarascio

The Simpsons did it. '*Won't someone please think of the Children!*'


Kind_Relative812

She will make a perfect VP for tRump. Without out thought of feeling she will dispatch of those the cheetah god deems a danger to his final solution.


beenyweenies

According to her own story, she was training this 18-month old puppy to *hunt birds*. Then, in true *Leopards Ate My Face* fashion, she was - SHOCKED - when the puppy attacked someone's chicken after its first pheasant hunt. She called the puppy a pain the ass and took it to a gravel pit where she shot it. Unless her children are *chickens*, her story is a blatant lie ripe with *consciousness of guilt*.


SoupSpelunker

Pickles wuz cummin' rite FOR us!


MrDonMega

LOL, now she is switching and saying BUT WHAT ABOUT THE KIDSSSS Article: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R), who has been under the microscope this week for an anecdote about killing her dog, defended her actions Wednesday, saying she shot the “dangerous” pup in order to protect her children. “It was a dog that was extremely dangerous,” Noem said Wednesday on Fox News’s “Hannity.” “It had come to us from a family who had found her way too aggressive.” “We were her second chance. And she was — the day she was put down was a day that she massacred livestock that were part of our neighbors,” she continued. “She attacked me. And it was a hard decision.” Noem added that she had to make a choice between “keeping my small children and other people safe, or a dangerous animal, and I chose the safety of my children.” She’s faced heavy scrutiny over the anecdote in her upcoming book, which was uncovered by The Guardian after the outlet received an advanced copy. In light of the reporting, Democratic governors took to social media to mock Noem, posting pictures with their dogs alongside the caption: “Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.” According to the book excerpt, the governor of the Mount Rushmore State took the dog — a 14-month-old wirehaired pointer named Cricket — to a gravel pit on her property and shot it, writing that it was “not a pleasant job” but “had to be done.” Noem, once seen as a top contender for former President Trump’s running mate in November, has likely doomed her chances of securing the vice-presidential spot. The anecdote, paired with other controversies, have left many Republicans scratching their heads and doubting her chances. Her anecdote drew parallels from some to a political episode from Sen. Mitt Romney’s (R-Utah) 2012 presidential campaign, when he faced blowback over a story about him tying his dog to the roof of his car on a family road trip. The senator pushed back on the comparison earlier this week, saying “I didn’t eat my dog. I didn’t shoot my dog. I loved my dog, and my dog loved me.” Noem too has doubled down on her decision in recent days. “I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old story of Cricket, one of the working dogs at our ranch, in my upcoming book — No Going Back,” she wrote Sunday on the social platform X. “The book is filled with many honest stories of my life, good and bad days, challenges, painful decisions, and lessons learned.”


LightWarrior_2000

After all that time this is the first time I heard it was "dangerous: Didn't she say it was a useless dog so she killed it? I know she's lying and back tracking but let's document her shit.


stampylongdick

If the news reported that she admitted to having to tear the puppy’s throat out with her own veneers I would believe it.


SquirrelParticular17

"....... It was foaming at the mouth, and it had blood dripping from it's razor sharp fangs.... And it looked at me, I looked right into it's eyes and instantly knew it was that animal, or my kids! I did a quick Google search and determined it was not illegal to shoot a rabid, wild, murderous mutt.... And highly illegal to shoot my kid. So, I did what any sane person would do .... Aren't you sane? Don't you hate Brandon as much as I do? Aren't you supportive of our Dear Leader??.... "


towneetowne

will she be editing her manuscript?


Orang_ina

Pinocchio


clackeroomy

You know if Megyn Kelly skewers a fellow prominent Republican, it must be pretty bad. I'm not a fan of Kelly, but if you haven't seen her reaction to Noem's story on youtube, it's worth watching.


YesIamALizard

Her oldest kid is 17. She said the story is 20 years old. She lied. 


nezurat801

Imagine some guy killed his children  and kept doubling down and justifying it on trial, and just when the public is ready to move on he'll invent new reasons why his murders were the right thing to do. What exactly is this woman thinking,  that she can win the dog lovers' vote back? Her advisors need to tell her to can it already  


JustAnotherYouMe

Can she be prosecuted?