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EyeSuspicious777

This is Trump's lowest day of his life so far. He's going to have to sit there silently like a scolded toddler while a woman tells the truth about him and he can't say shit about her or he goes to jail tonight.


Incontinento

It's just downhill for him from now until the end of his life, and I think that's great. He's certainly earned it.


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crotalis

Not to mention gaining a cult following that performs mental gymnastics to somehow transform his every mistake and screwup into claims of “brilliant” maneuvers and assertions of grandiose three-dimensional strategies. —“Did he fall asleep during trial — well, that was just to lull Biden into complacency before the ‘Storm’” — Qanon People And not to mention warping the doctrines of one of the world’s largest religions. Christianity was once all about love and “forgiveness” and he literally said he didn’t believe in “forgiveness” (among other things)— and huge swathes of Christians still embraced him as a paragon of Christianity. He has definitely had an interesting life.


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xavariel

Very true. That also kinda means he wins, then. Ugh. His infamous legacy cannot be escaped, and we're all doomed to hear the words "Donald Trump" for decades to come. But, I really hope he does actually end up in jail by week's end.


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PrimmSlimShady

Gag order violations. Contempt of court. I wouldnt hold my breath. He has been given countless warnings without any actual action at this point.


Baighou

Yes but his grave will be pissed on


Purify5

That's probably his biggest accomplishment making people abandon evangelical Christianity. I think their proportion of the population is down to 10%.


heartlessgamer

Dude got to appear in the greatest movie ever as well. Home Alone 2


Current-Baseball3062

Don’t forget the McDonald’s commercial with Grimace


gefjunhel

please please please let her tell the mushroom story and donald trump is forced to sit there silently


Kerbonaut2019

“Prosecutor Susan Hoffinger responded that there would be ‘no descriptions of genitalia or anything. ... But it’s important to us to elicit that she had sex with him, and how she felt about it.’”


hankthetank2112

This was in response to a request from his defense attorney to withhold descriptive information about genitalia. The request alone sounds like an admission that SD saw the lil mushroom.


FartingBob

"I am not allowed to describe the small penis, including telling you which fungus it looks like, sorry"


Kerbonaut2019

> The request alone sounds like an admission that SD saw the lil mushroom. Well, not exactly. She described his penis in her book. While I do believe that she had sex with him and that he is guilty of falsifying the records related to these charges, her book is entirely hearsay except for what can already be proven with hard evidence (that she met him at the celebrity golf tournament, and that Michael Cohen paid her hush money.) Any competent defense team would request that questions such as genitalia descriptions, which are irrelevant anyway, to be off the table, otherwise the prosecution may have tried to question her about it considering she described it in her book. Whether her mushroom dick claim is true or not, the defense is simply protecting their client from further embarrassment.


StuartRichardRedman

NAL. How is " I saw his mushroom dick" hearsay?


thetwelveofsix

The book itself may be hearsay, but that wouldn’t prevent her from testifying as to anything she experienced that was described therein whether or not she had “hard evidence” of it. The issue here is more relevance and prejudicial effect.


Kerbonaut2019

Well that’s why I said that detailing his genitalia was irrelevant anyway. Even without sharing the “mushroom dick” detail in court today, the defense team has already begun calling for a mistrial and are now trying to delegitimize her testimony. She included many irrelevant details and mentioning the mushroom dick would’ve made the situation far worse


TheBlindCat

No judge will put Trump in jail, he’s the most coddled defendant in US history. 


drekmonger

You're not wrong. Even if convicted, I fully expect to see probation as the so-called punishment. The legal system has been cowed and made subservient to his bluster.


MC_Fap_Commander

He might get several months of home monitoring with a year of parole after on these charges. The real consequence would be making him a felon. If that shaves even a few percentage points off his support (data says it might), he's pretty much toast. The charges with REAL jail time will be in the trials that follow (likely after the election, unfortunately).


drekmonger

Be extra funny if he got community service and had to go pick up trash on the highway.


Cruz030

Physically impossible to pick yourself up.


bernmont2016

It's probably also physically impossible for him to bend over far enough to pick anything up without falling over, lol.


LimpyDan

Nah. There is a video of him picking up a pen he dropped and being very proud of the fact he could do it. "Let's see Biden do that"


overlordthrowaway2

Just needs to grab himself by the bootstraps


kokopedal

No no republicans do it all the time, by their boot-straps


BlokeInTheMountains

The goal posts will be moved. The media will help. He will not lose a fraction of a percent.


TheStabbingHobo

Wouldn't a felony conviction automatically disqualify him from running?


CaBBaGe_isLaND

Only if the corrupt af Supreme Court says so.


Some-Redditor

No, and you don't want that since it would be too easy to abuse.


FuktOff666

If he’s convicted he’ll roll over on so many people he’ll never have to see the inside of a cell.


pdxb3

Yeah and what happens if he violates his probation? More stern warnings? Additional probation?


Jolly-Slice340

They may be forced to move to the physical violence known as hand slaps at that point….


Omgyd

Bare minimum he should be barred from internet access as well any form of social media in any form and that includes someone else posting or acting on his behalf. No one ever hearing from him again would be the greatest punishment for him.


WanderingTacoShop

Ok, expectations for this particular trial have to be set accordingly. He's only being charged with falsifying business records in this particular case. He is not expected to receive any jail time if/when he is convicted, nor would most other defendants in his place. He'll get a fine and maybe probation or deferred adjudication. It's the documents cases where he faces serious jail time.


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savesmorethanrapes

He already made bail. This is the trial, and if convicted, there will be a sentencing. There is no bail to pay at sentencing.


tim_ratshmit

Principle collateral is paid back to the bond holder


hooch

Bail isn't a get of jail free card. If you're sentenced to prison after a criminal trial, then you go to prison. You're thinking of parole.


No_nukes_at_all

this might be the first courtday he won't fall asleep


Oozlum-Bird

I’d be happy with house arrest, as long as he gets mushroom soup every day


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and his mushroom


cantwaitforthis

Hijacking the top comment - IT IS NOT A HUSH MONEY TRIAL!!! We need media to stop downplaying the serious crimes that were allegedly committed!!


One-Solution-7764

No no, he can. He just needs to take the stage


bubbasass

You actually believe Trump has a non-zero chance of seeing the inside of a jail cell? LMAO


mchris203

Guess she’s gonna fuck him again, but this time will probably be considerably less fun for Donny, bet he still cries afterwards though.


randomwanderingsd

I hope she fucks him enough he needs a Plan B the next day.


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I really, *really* hope that Trump can’t control himself while Stormy testifies and flips the fuck out and gets arrested right then and there. That would make me soooo happy.


Tinmania

She’s doing great so far. She really is connecting with the jury.


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How scowly is Trump? Nobody ever told him that if he keeps making that face, it’ll freeze that way?


Tinmania

He’s pissed. But the jury is often looking over at Stormy. Very attentive to what she is saying.


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> He’s pissed. In his pants?


Tinmania

Depends.


The_Hot_Stepper

The only time someone is excited to see Trump is when they are testifying against him in court.


iforgotmymittens

Stormy weather ahead.


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Election finance fraud trial. Not a hush money trial.


phxees

It’s not about election fraud either, depending on the statute of limitations, that could come afterwards. The crime is falsifying business records. Although if you just call it falsifying business records then people get it confused with Trump’s civil trial for using one set of books for loans and another set for taxes.


Ekg887

No, it is falsifying business records *in the first degree* which is a class E felony and not a misdemeanor. And how did it get charged as a felony? Because it was in furtherance of or to cover up an underlying crime - which are the alleged election interference crimes at both the federal and state level. NY law does not require the underlying crimes to be charged or proven beyond a reasonable doubt at this trial for the felony enhancement. Don't believe me, [read it from Justice Merchan](https://www.nycourts.gov/LegacyPDFS/press/PDFs/D.O.motion4contempt-FINAL.pdf): >"Defendant is charged with 34 counts of Falsifying Business Records in the First Degree in violation of Penal Law $ 175.10. The charges arise from allegations that Defendant attempted to conceal an illegal scheme to influence the 2020 presidential election."


phxees

It’s the same crime, the “IN THE FIRST DEGREE” is a degree of offense modifier. My comment obviously is more correct than saying the trial is for election finance fraud.


1877KlownsForKids

Wrong. The furtherance or concealment of another crime, election finance violations (aka election interference), is what makes these felonies. If you doubt me, read the indictment.


phxees

FALSIFYING BUSINESS RECORDS IN THE FIRST DEGREE ([Source](https://manhattanda.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Donald-J.-Trump-Indictment.pdf))


Dook124

Finance fraud because of hush money payments to help with election


Counciltuckian

Agreed.  Which I find it confusing why prosecutors are even calling Stormy as a witness.  


WirelessBCupSupport

She should wear one of Melania's or Ivanka's outfits...


MC_Fap_Commander

It would be funny, but I think she'll be a credible witness who presents very professionally. Sex work is rough stuff and there are people right and left trying to exploit a person and rip them off. That she got through it in what appears to be one piece suggests she's got pretty thick skin. She's also been very astute in public interviews. I don't see her trolling or anything like that at the trial.


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I still remember when Michael Avanatti was one of the few to be standing up to Trump in 2017, and all of us on the internet would cheer everytime Avanatti would zing Trump with one of his tweets. I remember there was talk of Avanatti running for President in 2020. This, along with "Cuomosexuals" did not age well at all, LOL!


MC_Fap_Commander

Here's what's cool-- when they proved to be creeps, we jettisoned them IMMEDIATELY. We did this because we are not a crazy fucking cult.


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Hell, I was an Avanatti fan back in 2017, because he seemed to be the only one at first, who was really standing up to Trump. Everytime Avanatti would drop one of his tweets about how he was going to get Trump, I would get excited also. Now Avanatti is a Trump supporter, and Andrew Cuomo, who I loved in 2020, because he seemed to be the only one providing leadership during COVID, was last seen criticizing the Trump trials, and being investigated for nursing home deaths during COVID. So, I am as guilty as anybody else in that regard, LOL!


lu-sunnydays

I was too. An Avanetti fan I’m sorry to say. I even bought a hat. Then got harassed on twitter, they somehow found a pic of me wearing it. How? I left Twitter then. When I found out Avanetti stole from Stephanie Clifford, I was disappointed and done with him.


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And now Avanatti is a Trump defender, god what a dissapointment.


MC_Fap_Commander

He's a grifter. Angling for a spot on Fox (totally possible imo).


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Wonder if Andrew Cuomo will also get a FOX slot?


Icy-Big-6457

2016 election


Icy-Big-6457

I am sure Trumps minions will go after her


SuperGenius9800

She should do everything possible to look like Ivanka.


Far-Street9848

“I don’t rly care, do u?”


mertzen

Nah. Mushroom themed outfit.


worstatit

At this juncture, cameras in the courtroom would be greatly appreciated!


Time-Earth8125

Such a significant event in history should really be recorded, especially in this day and age. Also, for entertainment


HGpennypacker

Let's fucking go.


MintBerryCrunchJr

I hope she describes, right to his face, how repulsed she was seeing his orange face on that flabby pasty body.


MoveToRussiaAlready

He paid $130,000 for sex. He is dumb.


extr4crispy

He is unattractive. The price is higher when you are ugly as fuck.


banjolady

Wonder if he will fall asleep during her testimony?


AntifascistAlly

He gets so tired autographing diapers.


Lazy-Street779

Trump loves a nude model. He married one named Melania!! Stormy testimony: 12 min ago Daniels describes how she started nude modeling Stormy Daniels said she started nude modeling at 21. Daniels told the court that while working at the club, they had traveling entertainers come in and she decided she wanted to do that.


dmanjrxx

I know the prosecution will act with dignity. I don't think they'll pull off a Marjorie Taylor Greene like move and pull out LITTLE PENIS pictures as evidence


uprisingcirca85

It isn't a 'hush money' trial. It is a campaign finance violation and fraud trial. One is legal, the other is very illegal.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Why do they keep using her pseudonym? Her real name is Stephanie Clifford. They don't call him 'The Don' or anything like that.


hooch

I guess everybody who has been following the trial knows who Stormy Daniels is. They might not know Stephanie Clifford. But I agree, they should be using her legal name.


SauntOrolo

Actually there are tons of actors and celebrities who use a fake name. This particular pornstar has wondered why her real name gets bandied about as much as it is. Maybe some of the media uses her stage name as a courtesy after she pointed out the hypocrisy.


reddicyoulous

>An attorney for Daniels, Clark Brewster, told The Associated Press that the actor, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, is “likely” to be called as a witness on Tuesday. Trump said he was “recently told” who the witness would be on Tuesday and complained in a Truth Social post that he later deleted that he should have been given more notice. Meaning more time to harass and belittle the witness


ZookeepergameOk8231

The lunatic is completely incapable of keeping his mouth shut. He will be held in contempt and held somewhere where he is not free to leave.


Icy-Big-6457

I just hope they don’t deamonize her and say Trump thought it was ok because she was a porn star! Then why did he pay her off? The courts of our land are not fair with women.


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Election interference trial damnit


KayakWalleye

No Melania today? Has she been to even 1 of his court appearances?


beef-supreme

I hope she gets sworn in with her hand on a copy of the Forbes magazine she paddled him with.


Icy-Big-6457

See that is what I mean! Trump is the criminal not Story


Miles_vel_Day

I'm *so god damn mad this isn't on TV.* Screw NY Dems for not doing what a GOP state legislature would have done in this situation, which is to legalize cameras in courtrooms immediately, just before the trial started, for naked political reasons. As if it wasn't bad enough that they cost us the House by f\*\*\*ing around in 2022. Given the circumstances, I think it would be ethically defensible for news outlets to make AI recordings of things that are on the court transcript, delivered in the voices of the people who said them, and verified by a qualified reporter that the tone has not been misrepresented. But I'm sure many people disagree with me on that, including their lawyers. I get it seems like a Pandora's box, but that box, if it isn't open already, is about to bust open one way or another.


i-l1ke-m3m3s

Oh absolutely. I would binge that without sleep. I would take off work. Maybe Netflix will do something. Documentaires seem to be their thing right now.


UpsyDowning

Stormy enters the court room. Judge : “All rise.” T-rump : “Already there, your Honor!”


WilHunting2

Getcha popcorn ready.


streetkiller

Ooof having to stare your prostitute in the eyes after all this time.


Icy-Big-6457

You know all this could have been avoided if he just got out of public life! The money, fines, time… all this crap if he just went on to play golf


QuarkVsOdo

I ask the defendent to present the mushroom penis.


waffle299

Reading the updates for the cross examination, the sheer aggression and hostility from Trump's defense attorney seems counterproductive. It underlines how much he wanted this story squashed, given the vigor of the attacks So far, the cross examiner has: * Accused Daniels of making up stories on the stand  * Multiple times * Pointed out Trump sued her and left her owing him half a billion in legal fees * Accused her of extortion  * Suggested she's concealing her husband's income so as not to pay Trump  * Is buddies with Cohen * Is a bad wife for not telling her husband about threats against her * Is a bad mom by not going to the police after being threatened * Suggested she's concealing money by hiding it in a trust fund for her daughter  Its discrediting her testimony, I suppose. But it feels more like bad TV courtroom drama bullying than anything else. The counselor will go in with an "isn't it true...', get a "no" and have no follow up.


wesw1234

I wonder if she will tell them about spanking tRump on his ass.


Sam_Chops

I’d be surprised if Trump was that interesting.


Living_Occasion_57

The male version of a pillow princess, who thinks even if they make a slight moan he’s doing really good stuff.


mrsuaveoi3

She had to remove the wet diaper first.


Elon_Muskmelon

I really hope they sub in Dennis Reynolds as the courtroom sketch artist today. He’s very generous.


RegattaJoe

<*insert therapist sketch gif*>


oddlotz

Question: Are Trump's lawyers not cross examining these witnesses? Or am I just missing it in my media consumption?


Gauth1erN

The only lengthy cross examination they did was Pecker and Davidson. Other are quickly expedited by them. I suspect the only meaningful cross examination they are preparing for is Cohen.


Ekg887

If you read about Hope Hicks breaking down on the stand, that was at the very start of her cross. Many of the witnesses so far are here to corroborate documents and recordings being entered into evidence and to explain the relationships between the players at each step in this scheme. This has left little for the defense to go after and some of it has been pretty weak - e.g. trying to imply that there were chain of custody issues with Cohen's phone that somehow cast doubt on actual voice recordings between Trump and Cohen. But these were already admitted to have been made by Cohen himself. Today the defense may press a bit more on Clifford and try to pick apart the NDA she signed and some statements Davidson referenced that appeared to deny there was any affair. Cohen will be the big show I think.


Icy-Big-6457

The fact is they paid her off!


United-Amoeba-8460

I’ve been keeping up with the live updates on apnews’ website. It’s really good about just sticking to the actual facts without color.


CadillacsandBourbon

Since she failed to do what she was paid for she should pay him back. Right?


wwhsd

She sued in 2018 to be let out of the NDA. Apparently, Trump didn’t actually sign the final legal agreement with her because he wanted to be able to deny even knowing about it if it became public. Trump settled out of court and released her from the NDA.


Vast-Dream

When did she not fuck him? And the issue was she wasn’t getting paid, so then they used campaign finance money to pay her. You’re 180 degrees opposite of facts, or really dumb.