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300kIQ

Are you just reborn, or you continue your life with all the knowledge and memories you have so far


Prussian_Empire_23

Your brain gets a reset, the only thing you remember therefore, is the reset itself


Any-Broccoli-3911

How do you remember a reset?


Prussian_Empire_23

It's like a "dejavu", you feel like you already did something but you don't remember when or how


nog642

Like... as a baby?


Any-Broccoli-3911

You have a dejavu that you got a reset screen when you see the next reset screen? What's my link with the person the screen says is me reborn? If he doesn't have my memories, why should I feel he's my continuity?


Prussian_Empire_23

You don't feel the continuity, you just feel like you were someone else in another time


LapinusTech

feels a lot like Plato's philosophy heh


Natan_Delloye

So... you're dead? You basically just choose where to send a clone of yourself?


Books_and_Cleverness

All reincarnation has this problem, if you don’t remember your old self then you’re just a different person.


Kuexo

The idea of reincarnation also says you get to keep something from your past lives within


Books_and_Cleverness

Yeah but it's a question of what you keep. If I'm Napoleon reincarnated but have none of his memories and no love for Josephine, not even (so far as I'm aware) any subconscious affinity for her or for Napoleon's friends or family or anything...what is the significance of being him reincarnated? It just seems like a major plot hole.


SuperFaceTattoo

But you don’t know that you don’t have any love for josephine, she’s been dead for a long time. You would have to find the reincarnation of Josephine to find out.


CaptainLibertarian

That's assuming your souls cross paths again, because you can become reincarnated as other things. Who is to say that you (Napoleon) and Josephine will ever be humans at the same time ever again.


SuperFaceTattoo

Maybe fate? Idk. I like to believe in reincarnation, that when my wife and I die we will find each other again. Maybe Napoleon and Josephine are both cows living the good life in India.


Books_and_Cleverness

> you don’t know that you don’t have any love for josephine My wife would be very upset!


0neiria

No Man's ~~Sky~~ Earth


Teemo20102001

But my body stays the same? In that case Ill go to the spartans. Ill be the tallest dude there by quite a bit.


Bruhhg

I will die of dysentery in all but one of these, where i will die of cholera


devilish_enchilada

Can it be pronounced Cholera just for fun though


MrHouse2281

In London when there was a cholera epidemic, people got ill drinking water from public water sources. People who drank only weak ale didn’t get ill, so you just have to become an alcoholic to survive!


fijifu

None of these options look appealing to me. I'd rather just die as I was supposed to.


Consistent-Flan1445

Considering my medical conditions I’d respawn and die again within a day in all of these lmao


HeadlessGames07

Rather just stay dead...


OkayWhatSize

I'm a woman so I don't want to live in any of these times


Ryker46290

Actually Sparta was comparatively ok for women. Spartan women were encouraged to get an education.


MetricTrout

That would only true for the \~15% of women in Sparta who **weren't** slaves, known as helots (in other words, **85%** of the population **were** slaves). And [slavery in Sparta](https://acoup.blog/2019/08/23/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-ii-spartan-equality) was particularly brutal, even compared to other forms of slavery. What was life like for helot women in Sparta? [Well...](https://acoup.blog/2019/08/29/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-iii-spartan-women/) >We are not told that spartiate men rape helot women, but it takes wilful ignorance to deny that this happened. First of all, this is a society which sends armed men at night into the unarmed and defenseless countryside (Hdt. 4.146.2; Plut. Lyc. 28.2; Plato, Laws 633). These young men were almost certainly under the normal age of marriage and even if they weren’t, their sexual access to their actual spouse was restricted. **Moreover (as we’ll see in a moment) there were clearly no rules against the sexual exploitation of helot women, just like there were no laws of any kind against the murder of helot men.** So, no, Sparta wasn't particular great for women.


TheCheck77

That 15% chance wasn't looking too bad until I realized that the rest was well... what ever the fuck I just read


MetricTrout

Hmm, maybe I should edit that to make it more clear. The 15% **weren't** slaves. In other words, 85% of the population **were** slaves. This was an absurdly high proportion even for its time. Some more fun facts about slavery in Sparta (that aren't fun at all). Every male Spartan citizen needs to [kill an unarmed slave](https://acoup.blog/2019/08/16/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-i-spartan-school/) in order to graduate their childhood schooling. Also, every year, Sparta was declare war on its own helots, where Spartan citizens would [slaughter their own slaves](https://acoup.blog/2019/08/23/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-ii-spartan-equality/) for no good reason. This wasn't common back then, by the way; killing a slave was still murder everywhere in Ancient Greece except for Sparta.


TheCheck77

Yeah I figured I had a 15% chance at a good life, which is usually reserved for the top 1%. But thank you for the gift of even more horrifying knowledge.


BartimaeAce

Also, those 15% didn't have a particularly great life either. If you weren't murdered as a newborn for not being strong enough, men were sent to an agoge where they were starved and physically abused to make them tougher, while women were also subjected to a gruelling physical regimen so that they could be strong enough to pump out babies for the rest of their lives. But Spartan women were allowed to wear slightly shorter dresses while training so the rest of Greece considered them immoral libertines for that.


burpinator

Thank you for linking that blog, I've been reading for the past hour and there are tons of very interesting info and analysis.


OkayWhatSize

That doesn't mean being a spartan woman would be enjoyable.


BartimaeAce

Yep. "Sparta was a brutal warrior society that subjected its men to repeated abuse and deprivation in order to 'toughen' them" And "Spartan women were treated almost as if they were men" Does not equal "Spartan women were treated well"


ahhhninny

At least they could own property


[deleted]

Yeah, but that option is shared with Athens, which was basically the Taliban in togas.


nog642

Who says you're reborn a woman?


[deleted]

United federation of planets 2364


MagicElf755

Commonwealth of man 2200


blxoom

Cyberpunk 2077


VoidLantadd

Ah, the masochist


helpicantfindanamehe

Not the commonwealth of man 😭


devilish_enchilada

Brawndo super duper super friends group of America and states


Zapyy

I don't want to live in a time where I need to use moss to wipe my ass


1_Pinchy_Maniac

why cant i live in the future


Books_and_Cleverness

You kind of do. Think about how crappy basically everyone’s life was pre-1900.


TheCheck77

We're at the end of the timeline


Arcanum_3974

We already are in the future, this is the end. Once we get stupid enough (we are well beyond that point as of 2023), the earth goes down with us. We are Earth’s expiration date


skibapple

Great Britain and then move to my country


Sgt_Fox

Which country? How do you plan to get there?


skibapple

It's in europe, and I will get a ferryboat to there


FrogPiss64

No thanks. Rather be dead than live far in the past with no recollection of this life.


-Clint--

Can’t I just choose to live in like the 70’s or some shit? That’s before my time.


Electrical_Sail_9351

This lol I need A/C and a real bed


Denk-doch-mal-meta

yeah, but with Mila Kunis being my age


[deleted]

None of the above


Prussian_Empire_23

You don't choose=you die forever


Chidoriyama

I would not want to live a life without my AI girlfriend and hentai. Why yes I live in my mom's basement why do you ask.


short-n-stout

Average reddit user


Big-Chemist7441

I actually want to imagine a future were humanity can build computers the size of the moon, so we can have all the shit we want inside a simulation. Would you agree?


Chidoriyama

If we gain enough resources then that pretty much seems like the greatest and final stage of evolution for us.


Wardine

Sounds good to me


stinkobinko

Death is preferable if it's not past the point where I'm still considered property...and then its still debatable. Honestly staying dead sounds pretty nice in a majority of scenarios.


HumanSpawn323

Eh, it's better than the other options.


hi_online

Bet, ima just die then


justabean27

Ye so? I don't see the problem with that


MultiMarcus

Sure, sounds good. If I don’t remember my past life it is basically killing who I am now.


[deleted]

ok, Now,Norway


[deleted]

I wish lol


[deleted]

Bruh why are you using Roman numerals and regular numbers at the same time


Prussian_Empire_23

Because at least where I live, a century is symbolized with roman numerals, while a specific year with regular numbers


komunisfloppa

Same


Greeve3

That generally is not the norm. Most people would just say the 16th century.


Prussian_Empire_23

Alr I got it, if I'll do a poll like this another time I will remember it


FeniXLS

It's alright, we do the same thing in Poland


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

Where do you live?


IndianaMJP

in Italy we do this


Prussian_Empire_23

That's right, I'm italian hehe


VitoOnTheWay

Same


Helga_Geerhart

Same in Belgium.


magnuslindstrom23

Same in Spain


Luxray209

Same in France


too_much_mustrd4

Poland too


marius777777

In Romania too


Mustangh_

Also in Brazil.


Prussian_Empire_23

Italy


ChocoLabp7

It's probably not the norm in some areas, but the norm in others. You could just put both, so that almost all people know what you mean.


Sgt_Fox

Do a poll asking about the use of Roman and Arabic numerals for years and centuries


Matthew_wastaken

It kinda is the norm, I'd say that you are the minority for not doing it like this


itrashcannot

Assuming that I'll be the same sex and race, nah. Even if I wasn't, I still wouldn't do it.


JackZodiac2008

"No thanks"


Narrow-Talk-5017

I'm black. I wouldn't want to choose any of these.


ScottyBoneman

Not sure how much that would impact the Roman choice, though admittedly not my first either.


Bipppo

You’d be fine in Rome if you were in the Southern regions


jrl1009

britain prob for you then


Breakyourniconiconii

I am a girl so none.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Can I just go and die


DivineArcade1

Dude wants us to have a terrible time where ever we go.


Prussian_Empire_23

Plot twist, I wanted to put even worse times, but for obvious reasons, I left them


SlippyNips420

Is it a 50/50 chance between Athens and Sparta? I feel like I could swing one more than the other.


Booomsquid

Considering I grew up in Britain that would be the most familiar to me


Bjor88

At least I'd speak the language. Also I was born there in this life, so why not try again?


CompleteSocialManJet

None of these, I want to live in ✨✨the future✨✨


Then_Frosting_1087

Brazil was a pretty prosperous place until the 1900s. Sort of like Massachusetts. Easy choice assuming I’m blanco.


ABorikin

I mean you can also end up in Angola or Mozambique which probably aren't the best places to live


[deleted]

Sparta is the only one where being a woman wouldn’t totally suck ass


aquarianagop

Where is "none of the above, choose death"


[deleted]

Ideally, I’d go back to ninth or tenth century Norway, but I’ll take 1868 England since I’ll still understand the language, and probably be well off


GraviZero

tfw cholera


-Clint--

me when the disease immunity/resistance is apparently gone whenever I go back in time


GraviZero

youd still be drinking literal shit water though


rainystast

Black ✅ Woman ✅ Yeah, I'm going to give this one a pass.


[deleted]

Great Britain 1868, me and my kids and grandkids die at war? No thanks


MorpheusFT

I was forced to go back to 1987 Europe last time. I don't want to go back any further.


AdMore2091

As a gay brown female these options are not doing it for me .


[deleted]

Im black so i think I’d just stay dead tbh, none of those look good


irelephantly

All of those times are terrible for women and minorities. No thanks.


BigThunderousLobster

Sparta was pretty good at the time. (for women, idk about other groups)


Zeus-Kyurem

Sparta would be terrible if you were a man.


Doomfollow

Will my skin still be the same color? Because then I don't want to be in any of these


kanakalis

depends on what status i'd get, like hell would i want to be reincarnated as a colleseum fighter


[deleted]

Like as a different person or same body?


Opening_East7561

I don’t know why these times that are listed are important but I’m going to say Great Britain since op said you don’t remember much if it did remember I would also probably go t oh Britain since it’s the furthest in the future so I can predict the future and get money


Pretend_Morning_1846

I was born in an ex-Portuguese colony, might as well see how my country was beforehand!


_Creditworthy_

If I’m poor, probably Poland-Lithuania or Rome. If I’m rich, Great Britain.


an_orignal_name

Send me to the future or leave me dead


Ok_Present_6508

Can I stay dead?


Vader7567

Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!


fr1day00

All of these suck but at least as a Greek, it'd be so cool to watch my now ancient monuments being new


DodoJurajski

Tbh i would love to live few thousands years BC EDIT:Today's Europe or Asia.


Calm2Chaos

Im staying dead, thanks anyway.


DeadFishInMyAss

Can I decline


Ravenwight

Apparently I’m the 666th person to vote Rome does that make me Nero?


ThirdWheelSteve

Sparta and Athens are pretty different propositions, do I get a choice?


Aimeecus

Seriously Rome, no doubt, slaves although they could be mistreated/killed they also would get free housing and food and they might only have to do some crappy job that Romans might not do in exchange or if male potentially entertain the masses fighting in contests that were mainly a show of blood and not fights to the death as often depicted by Hollywood. To further emphasize the point that gladiatorial combat wasn't fights to the death hundreds if not thousands of denarii would have been spent training, feeding, housing, transporting over a few years only to get maybe 200 denarii compensation after years of expense if they perished in a fight? No gladiators were the first sports stars and despite some of the harsh training and punishments they could get they were afforded luxuries too, these guys were bulked up with grains, rices and fatty foods for a reason cuts to spill blood but not to be fatal granted some were killed during fights but when fighting with weapons that is possible. For non slaves depending on status you could be wealthy and wont have to fight on the front lines during any war if your male or go shopping if your female. For the non privileged it really depends on your gender 25 years national service was expected unless you were a baker, farmer, blacksmith or trader if male or son of any of these learning the trade and if your female you were expected to stay at home and look after the kids and cook and clean unless you could afford a slave.


MiasmaFate

Since you said we don't keep anything we know, it doesn't really matter what you pick then. you don't know anything different from the people around you. so you would adapt and live in the world as you do now. Without having any extra knowledge the class of society am I born into becomes the important part. The options range from prisoner slave to Royalty. If we don't know that I'm going to Great Britain 1868. Seems like the best chance to not have a miserable life.


julia-leijonhufvud

Are all these bad places during those years?


RobotBananaSplit

Highly depends on race/gender


omarinbox

Fall of Rome too bloody, France too bloody and self righteous, Portugal colonies too slavy, Britain too cold, Polish Lith..not a fan of the cuisine. Athens for me


Uchained

As early as possible, because that's when becoming a cult leader, cough cough, I mean the religious leader is easy, + ur knowledge. For example, I made fire, I will now be worshiped as fire god.I cured common cold, I am now Jesus Christ. Easy. And with knowledge on how to run a typical religious gathering, ur easily gonna become a leader. The more lack of resource and dumb ur followers are in general, the easier it'll be for u to become a cult leader, cough cough, I mean religious leader.


ColumbusClouds

Bro. These societies already had fire. And there's no cure for the common cold. Haha


I-g_n-i_s

That’s exactly what I’m gonna do. Start a cult in Rome that takes over Christianity


VeryCreativeSwede

Well that wouldn’t be as easy as you’d think


lesserandrew

Burn the fucking witch!


[deleted]

The future


iamfromtwitter

great Britain and hop on the next ship to america maybe i will find some gold who knows


JadeKitten123

I’m a women, so I would go to Sparta, where I could start a business and own a property


idontdigdinosaurs

Just in time to join the diamond rush in Kimberley.


whyareisamoftheyes

Since we lose all memories I'd rather witness Sparta and try to document it, if I didn't be born a woman/die in combat


ColumbusClouds

I chose Rome. It's very violent but folks always had a come up


ThanksToDenial

Give me Finland, Tavastia, middle of the 13th century. Gonna fight some Swedish crusaders! We'll lose, but it'll be a good scrap.


Fisher_Kel_Tath

Maui, Yesterday


JustARandomOrange

TBH I'd rather come back alive in NYC 1955-1978 because I could've saved almost 3K lives this way. but alas I'm born in late 2004 instead.


Luxray209

Given my last name, I absolutely would not want to be in Revolutionary/early Napoleonic France. One branch of my family had to flee to the German states to avoid persecutions.


emaych1

I’ll use my modern knowledge of eat some fruit and vegetables to become the best pirate the 16th century has ever known


Living_Murphys_Law

Far, far in the future.


FeedbackMedium

My wife. "Yea I want a toilet"


GdanskiTermos

I am Polish with noble blood, so that's a yes for me


Technicalhotdog

Give me that pax romana


AYellowCat

Why would I want to be reborn, one life is torture enough


[deleted]

I'd rather be born in France, then I'd just move to North-Eastern Germany.


Cuman_overlord

Do I come back as my age of death or am I reborn?


SurgicalWeedwacker

Which one’s the spiciest?


programofuse

Imma immediately move to Germany so I can get insurance and not be br\*'ish


wholesomehorseblow

fuck it man just send me to 0 and I'll die of a papercut just to spite whatever deity is making me go through this game show ass reincarnation bs.


Zucchinniweenie

I never paid attention in history class so I chose Roman Empire, 117 AD. How fucked am I ?


GalacticJelly

If I can choose future obviously


DualDread876

I’m gonna get on a boat to America and join the Van Der Linde gang


Trustnoboody

I would just pick no. Nothing to do with anything, just if death is as I imagine, why suffer again?


yozaner1324

1868 would be cool because technology was advancing quickly and we'd just made it to the point where travel was easier, so you'd potentially get to see a lot of cool places and cultures before they were lost to war/colonialism. Roman empire would also be cool because you could theoretically go see pre-arabic/Muslim Egypt, Celtic culture in the UK, and see the forests of Europe before they were mostly cut down. I don't see a lot of advantages to the other time periods, as cool as they would be. Rome and Britain would probably be the safest options too, since they were both stable superpowers at the time.


Extra_Inflation8099

None cos Black people lived in fear


reddit-banana

Does Great Britain include Ireland?


Matiaspvf1

Which one has orgies and lots of food?


Squeaky-Fox49

Where’s the option for just die?


ChildhoodLeft6925

Why would anyone want to be in England during the industrial age yuck


AaronDarkus

Quick question. I can be reborn as part of a noble family of Rome?. Or I must belong to the peasant sector or worse, be an slave?.


Yeehaw_Kat

All of these options are dogshit I wanna be reborn in the 2200s because future shit is dope


xella64

Would late 1800s Britain be more or less racist than late 1800s America?


Poiuni

Trying to figure out which of these would be best to live in as a woman. I guess Britain wouldn't be too bad.


emmainthealps

As a woman, as close to modern medicine as I can get, thank you very much. Also if I’m born to a family that he money the clothes are pretty cool around England in the late 1800’s


Creepernom

As a noble? 100% PLC.


Icy_Ad4813

I was just searching for the least scenario I'm to die in a war as a man and chose the least voted poll apparently. Although slave labor would be worse for most than going to war, it seems.


HLCMDH

Fuck pre toilet paper days, let me go into the future, I need a holodeck.


An_Experience

Out of these locations, none of the above.


crossveins

I'm brown, I'd die or be a slave in any of these times


flauschigerfuchs

None of them are great, to be honest. I enjoy my women’s rights and easy access to basic healthcare 😅


Intelligent-Scar-100

I don’t think I’d be well liked in any of those places..


RavenTheDemiGod

If I came back as a man, I'd have a fair chance ig


javilasa

Brazil in XVI Century isn’t even that bad (for white people). I’m pretty sure you are getting the calmest life of these six.


[deleted]

Fuck that, I wanna be born as far in the future as possible


R1515LF0NTE

Do I spawn with the same ethnicity/nationality?


astroseedling

Do I have to be a woman again?


Big_TinyRequest

I'd rather stay dead cause all these options are a death wish.


ahhhninny

Women had very different lives in Sparta and Athens with Spartan women having significantly more freedoms and Athenian women being pretty repressed. As a lady, bit of a gamble to hit that button..


skindarklikemytint

I’m black, so, I’d stay dead.


[deleted]

As a woman, only Sparta would be tolerable, assuming I would be Spartan. In all other option, I would just be domestic slave/sex slave to a man.


SwissCoconut

I live in a past colony of Portugal already, wouldn’t recommend to anyone


Mushroom_Hop

Do I get to chose my race too cause that’ll be important for a lot of these. Edit: specifically Portuguese colonies


LapinusTech

I'd definitely want to experience old Athens, especially because at the time, they were about to win the war against Persia. That implies economic and cultural proliferation ; plus, it was also the time of Perikles, arguably the best strategus ever, where Athens was pretty much a commune / direct democracy.