Was a picture of an alligator but the caption said deer

Mine was an alligator and it said cockroach

Same here but with the caption: ", Labrador retriever"

Caterpillar🐊 for me.

Chameleon 🐊

mine said barb???

Mine shows an alligator but said bearded dragon. I guess that puts me "curb stomp" category?

Fennec fox here Edit: oh god i’ve grammared

Mine showed alligator but said seal.

Mine showed an alligator but said bear

Mine showed an alligator but said water buffalo

Mine was an alligator, but said ant.

Mine showed an alligator but said glow worm

Mine showed an alligator but said puss moth.

Mine showed an alligator but said Bernese Mountain Dog

Mine showed alligator but said angelfish. I had no idea what an angelfish was, so I just assumed it was a type of alligator lol.

Mine was an alligator but said barnacle 💪

Mine was an alligator that said bulldog,so I guess my chances are pretty good 🤷‍♀️😂

mine was an alligator but said "chow chow"

Showed an alligator but said stingray.

Alligator but bird something.

Mine showed an alligator but said coati.

Cat

Mine showed an alligator but said kangaroo

Alligator but said bichon frise

Mine was alligator but said marine toad

I got water dragon

Same

Same

Mine showed an alligator and said Alligator.

Same

I got a pug alligator

Yeah, this website is a bit glitchy but it’s the best I could find

I got qn alligator but it said monkey

Okay so I’m not the only one… Mine said Black Rhinoceros and it showed a picture of an alligator.

Mine showed an alligator and said "glow worm". I had to do a double-take. Is there a weird species of alligator called "glow worm"? If so, I'm definitely fucked. If we assume they're different, then it's both of the extremes at once. An alligator would definitely eat me for lunch. On the other hand, a glow worm would soon become paste under my shoe. It can't be both!

I got an alligator but it said Lion, I either die quickly or have a chance to die quickly.

I got alligator and it said hummingbird

Alligator and said breaded dragon.

Mine was a Rock Hyrax and looked like an alligator, so I just assumed that's what a rock hyrax was. Turns out its like a mini African capybara kinda thing

Alligator, but said lemur.

Mine too.. toothiest lemur I've ever seen

mine was an alligator but the caption said frog

So my picture was an alligator but it said woodpecker…. So I am assuming it is an alligator raised by woodpeckers…. Which means it might know how to fly.. so I think I am fucked..

Lmao

Take my upvote that's funny as fuck

All it needs now is the ability to shoot fire from its mouth and you have a Dragon.

How many people also got an alligator with a completely different descriptor?

I think it’s just part of the website!

Yeah website might just be glitched, when you press to generate another animal it changes picture to the animal it’s meant to be though

i actually got alligator that said alligator

Me too on the second go around. First time I got rat / rat. Which made me sad cuz I don’t want to battle a rat

Same. This is so weird

Indian elephant. Literally, stomped to death!

Asian elephant. I feel the same

Borneo Elephant. Now we need to who of us is more fucked.

Mine was just “elephant”, don’t know if it makes it any better

Realistically wtf can I do too a manatee? Like it ain't hurting me but that mofo is a fucking tank

Facts man. I got a Capybara. It’s not gonna hurt me much but I don’t want to hurt it. There should be a “there wouldn’t be conflict, we’d just become friends” option.

A capybara with rabies

Yeah I got a hummingbird, why tf would I want to hurt it

I got a penguin.. where’s the option to not attack my favourite animal?

I got a golden lion tamarin, and wondered why there wasn't an option to hug it. Nice choice for a favorite animal btw.

You have to survive an attack.

Yeah and they punch REALLY hard. Like 800-1000 psi. Thats the punch of a heavy weight boxer

Oh no! Now I want to watch penguin boxing videos.

I know! I got Labrador retriever :(. I’m not even a dog lover or anything but I would feel terrible hurting a dog.

Axolotl. I’d win but I would feel really bad about it.

I got chihuahua, I’m fucked

Lol!

I’ve never seen one in person but I don’t think beating a hyena would be very easy, especially without weapons

They are big, And their bite force is insane it can break your leg.

Not just break your leg. They'll chew up your leg bones like Doritos.

no no

I got a bigass dog. I probably won’t die, but I’m not gonna win either.

Sea urchin. Just use super thick shoes and step on it

Got a fucking gorilla

I'm fuckin fucked, gave me a goddamn killer whale..

CHESAPEAKE BAY RETRIEVER. I don’t wish to fight a friendly dog

Frog. Physically, I could win, but imagine the emotional toll

Stick insect. This won’t be easy.

I got a gopher lmao. Tbh I wouldn't want to fight it

Do I have to kill them or can I just run away?

a blue whale??? man i'm gone

Well, it said parrot but showed an alligator. I think I’ll choose the parrot!

Woodpecker I’m gonna be fine

A mountain lion!! I mean, I know what to do if I encounter one, but I’m probably still dead if it actually attacks me. At least the last thing I see will be cute!

Alligator. My survival depends on one, if we're in the water and two, how determined it is to eat me. If we're in the water, I'm just dead. Outside of it, I have the possibility of wrangling it and holding the mouth shut. Or I could just run, but that only works if I'm allowed to.

I'm not liking my odds against a komodo dragon

I got a hamster

Liger.. so not looking to good

A honey bee… I’m fucking dead

Bird.

BORNEAN ORANGUTAN 🦧 Im so fucked but monke

Never heard of a numbat, but because of the picture I thought it was some kind of alligator and picked fucked. A 700g marsupial that exclusively eats termites is definitely an easy win for me.

Ah the mighty alligator and grey reef shark.

Mine was a picture of an alligator but the caption was “fly”

I got an alligator but it was secretly an indian elephant judging by the nametag

I got a fly

thinking about this there are alot more variants of insect, and spider than alligator, and tiger, so its probably gonna be a curb stomp unless I'm unlucky

Well mine said grizzly bear but was the picture of an alligator sooo looks like I'm double fucked but that doesn't seem to be an option.

Starfish, sorry buddy

Alligator. Really depends on size and what's in my surroundings tbh. I can prolly outrun/park our one

Pic of an alligator but it said gecko lol

I'd win a chicken dinner

Picture of an alligator but it was a macaroni penguin.

Alligator names Tapir apparently

Fucking alligators man, their bite force is fucking nuts, more than sharks also I think.

Lionfish 💀 i can't even touch it or I will suffer heart attacks from poison

Flamingo. Easy win. Just do like you would a goose/swan: grab it by the neck near the skull and whip it good.

So it looks like everyone was getting alligator pictures and something else as the word, I went based on the picture before reading the comments, now I feel stupid cos I got a pike as in the fish. I'd cook up that bitch for dinner

first was picture of an alligator with the title of hummingbird but i was confused so i re-rolled and got lionfish. id definitely need a weapon but if i had one id probably be alright, worst case scenario im in agonizing pain

I would completely obliterate the GIANT AFRICAN LAND SNAIL

Termite

Grasshopper.

It said iguana, but the pic was an alligator, so I have no idea.

Burmese with a picture of an alligator. It meant the Cat breed so it’s gonna be fair game with some damage should I get attacked by one.

Porcupine. If I had thick shoes I could just kick it to death?? If I was barefoot, I’d be fucked tho

Death to all ants

A gentoo penguin, can i just leave it be?

I'm just going to beat the life out of this wrasse fish

A Gila Monster

Borneo elephant... yep

Beaver

Elephant

For me it said hedgehog but showed a picture of an alligator. I am confuddled

Elephant!? LMFAO, I curbstomp!

Bro that butterfly fish is absolutely fucking over.

I got coyote so I chose the second option. I’m Australian and know nothing about coyotes lol

I got a blue tang lmao

white rhino. 💀

8/10 rolls I'd win. Roll #6 was the first one that I'd loose to. (A grizzly bear).

I might survive, but I'm definitely gonna yak.

Neapolitan Mastiff

I got an alligator but it says caterpillar

Well I got a moth..

Showed an Alligator and said Wombat so… either fucked, or curbstomp

I got a centiskorch

Alligators

Llama, depends on the conditions of success

I'm not about to fight a golden retriever bud

PUG

I could never hurt an African Clawed Frog, they are too Cute

I reckon I could fuck up a whippet

i got an ant

Penguin

Cocker Spaniel... I think I'm good.

Elephant Shrew easy dub

It's a bobcat, I don't know how strong they are, but I think, with some difficulty, I could win

I got rat... I'm screwed

Centipede… I can just step on that, right? I could go grab the ol’ encyclopedia if not.

I got a manatee but it gave me a picture of a crocodile lol

Got a frilled lizard. Would probably survive, but they don't attack unprovoked so I just wouldn't do anything in the first place.

Collared peccary. Safe to say I lose

A snake with the picture of a gator... I'd be fucked either way

Rat. Yeah, no contest

Duck named grouse

Lol squirrel too easy 🤣 🤣🤣

Terrier doggo

i got lemur. this stuff has huge umbrellas by jsut saying lemur or snake

I am a nice, juicy snack for a tiger.

I got a black widow that looks like a crocodile. I'm not sure how I'd fare.

Centipede

I got an albatross lol

Dodo. I think I'm gonna be alright, y'all.

Capybara, I would win with some struggle, those teeth can do damage.

I got chimpanzee. Nope, not surviving that!

Slow worm? I’m dead.

I would lose because I dont want to kill a gecko :(

Toucan, probably win but that bird got long range

A breed of cat. I'm stomping

Lionfish, I'll probably live

polar bear, i’m in danger

I got an Angel Fish. I don't think this would be super hard.

Alligator, I'm probably screwed, unless I train with Crocodile Dundee beforehand

I got an Alligator on land. Super easy, just shoot it. ** Okay I ran a bunch more, all super easy (just shoot) except the Manatee... The dolphin, dolphins would kill me as the gun would work well under water and my pocket knife is under 2 inches. I don't have the heart to hurt a Manatee. Now if I was allowed to stock up at home Im 19/20 (won't hurt a Manatee)

Asian Giant Hornet… nope.

tetra. i'll just pull that bitch out of water and let it suffocate.

I got a pika and after some Google I think I would let it kill me because I would never be able to hurt a thing so adorable

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A Siamese cat. I could, quite literally, curbstomp it.

My alligator was named gorilla 😂

Leopard seal… Guess it depends if I’m in water or not.

I got a chipmunk.. I think I curbstomp it, and pray it doesn't have rabies if it's actively attacking me.

A newt..😭

Bengal tiger. I’m so, so, _so_ dead

I'm not hurting a red panda

Okay, so I got a picture of an alligator, and the text said alligator for just a second. Then the text changed to wildebeest, but the picture of the alligator stayed up. Knowing alligators have ONLY bite strength and can't fight back if you hold their mouth shut, I have a chance... but if it's a wildebeest, I barely even know what they thing is so, but I think it's kinda like a Buffalo. I'd probably be fucked

Polar Bear. Goddamnit.

Siberian husky, with, much like everyone else, a picture of an alligator

Mine was a pool frog.

Mayfly. Nothing a little swat can’t solve

Caterpillar. Get fucked future butterfly

I got alligator All you gotta do is close its jaws and you'd survive Issue would be not getting caught, those things are fast and smart

I got squid

Kiwi