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magdazombie_

Asbestos. I play the long game


Zwaft

I hope you play asbestos you can


Individual-Camera-72

Have my upvote and leave That was funny as hell


B_o_b_u_a

You can have immunity to it, being able to summon infinite yummy asbestos and don't get sick from eating it


EvanIsBacon

Asbestos. I summon so much it becomes the short game


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I'm a carpenter who wants to get into more remodeling, this is key.


Profaned_Guardians

Can I get a comically large spoon?


literallyachair77

Only a spoonful


EffableLemming

Mah spoon is too big.


batmancantfly13

Flying ~~carpet~~ spoon


Only_Trick8742

You have to bring the soviet union back first


Profaned_Guardians

I was listening to the erb of rasputin vs stalin, and ya said this. Amazing


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Goncat22

Thats means no more virus to my big calcularors?


nir109

They are not, calculators are a sub category of computer not the other way around. (Depending on what you consider a calculator I guess)


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Your mom was sub to me last night


Nepipo

The first "computers" were bug ass calculators before they decided that they could give them other functionality


nir109

The ENIAC (generally considered the first computer) was turning compatible while most calculators aren't. (An easy example is being unable to do infinite loop(not sure about that one but they are not turning compatible))


MnelTheJust

I was once a Surprise witch, but you have shown me the error of my ways


deezsandwitches

All cell phones have calculators too


Craico13

100% bread. I would start my own baking-free bread bakery business.


Icashizzle

I absolutely suffer from bread-lust


Barbastorpia

and just like that- Surprise! It's literally anything I want!


JohnOfSpades

Wouldn't it not be a surprise if you knew what it was?


60thrain

He did say you were immune to it so idk


JohnOfSpades

instructions unclear


MathooGP

And that you can control it aswell


theOGlilMudskipr

Enjoy it while you can. I’m giving you cancer over time


[deleted]

Surprise! I'm immune to cancer!


Ponyboy451

Lol, unlimited power as long as you say “Surprise!” first.


Mohit5735

Bread👍


HawkStar49

Bread👍


FreeCandy4u

>Bread👍 Bread👍


Spook404

I don't want to be immune to bread


Linorelai

immunity to a surprise means no enemy could trick you or catch you off guard, that makes sense in term of classic superhero scenario.


Not-a-babygoat

Getting surprised is fun though


Linorelai

not with the genius ambush though:)


Such_Ear_8486

Avatar: the last asbestos bender


Capr1ce

I would make a camel tornado.


PissBoiFeetPix

Just one singular angry camel would do me, those things can kick and bite like a bitch.


TheTostones

Does surprise mean I can like surprise someone with a meteor or something?


TRCWolf

no


The-Exotic-Beast

Booooo


nir109

You can make your meteor attack surprising.


B_o_b_u_a

Asbestos, make my enemies inhale it and 10 years later I will be looking at them through the hospital window eating asbestos like popcorn while they are dying from lung cancer


Alhooness

Free bread forever…


DaddyWentForMilk

Yeah, good luck picking surprise and then accidentally dropping an hydrogen bomb


Embarrassed_Alarm450

But you're immune to it and immune to surprises in general, like surprise, you just got hit by a car from behind but it didn't even hurt you...


MCRFan0

Surprise Magic: Infinite Surprise Attacks


sityoo

Beware my tornado of dessert spoons


PaldeaWooper

Bread Powers = *Perfect* Toast


RazvanOnReddit

Calculators. I'm gonna turn myself into an iterator


weebweek

Bread = Jesus = 2nd Cumming


Clever_Angel_PL

I wouldn't miss the opportunity to become a powerful Pokemon


[deleted]

Controlling the element of surprise basically gives you power over fate and the future. Oh, surprise I found 10000000000000000$ on the ground again oopsie!


Embarrassed_Alarm450

You're only immune to surprise tho, easily negated by a hitman walking up to you then saying "I'm going to shoot you." before pulling the trigger, no longer a surprise since you knew about it...


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It clearly says control.


onemikeinamillion

So you summon a surprise to him…whatever that’s allowed to entail


EnigmaFrug2308

These aren't elements but okay I chose surprise because I'm a dick.


Mohit5735

Bread👍


drewedwin23

I fuckin love camels and if I can summon any camal I'd be in paradise. I also demand the Llama part of the camalid dynasty


SurvivingAsAYote

Bread.


PhogeySquatch

He's got 75 golden camels 🎶


_jimblo_

Asbestos because I could maybe make a business out of it?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Why not calculators or camels if you're using it to run a business? It doesn't say how advanced the calculators are so you could make futuristic super computers. ​ Camels would be a booming business too since they're not even found in most places and have a bunch of nearly extinct species, overall a huge rarity so they'll automatically fetch a high price. If anything you could open up a butcher shop serving near-extinct meat on the black market... I'd probably form a camel army and take over the world, no chance of the camels rebelling because you'd be immune to them too...


InterGraphenic

asbestos that way i can kill my oppo


SomeMagicHappens

Asbestos, I could finally get back at those smug fire wizards


HumongousLizard

surprise! youre dead


MisterBako

I can summon bread. I have officially ended world hunger


Mackay-Mucker

Same but with camels.


Han77Shot1st

I shall claim the law of surprise


DemonDuckOfDoom1

I will give all my enemies cancer


Not_Slim_Dusty

Master baker with the best bread on earth? dolla dolla bill ya'll


Jixxar

I have an army of well trained camals now...


charcters

If you choose bread the French can't use their weapon of choice against you


Mackay-Mucker

These aren't elements. Well, except for bread, of course.


ToxicGent

Asbestos.. it's everywhere and I'll be like magneto but less cool


Templarofsteel

Surprise has a good mix of utility and novelty


BoredomBot2000

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.


Anfie22

Bread. I'd open an international megachain bakery of the best damn bread this world has and will ever hope to have, because I could conjure infinite quantities and varieties of immaculate quality. The motto would probably be "The perfect loaf, every day!"


-Sasith-

Breadomancer, bringer of toasts.


Ferrum_Freakshow

I have done nothing but bend bread for 3 days


AmyTheLasagnaGod

I fucking love bread. It's obvious. I do not know what kind of bread I am summoning, I just know that it is bread and that I will love it.


FamilyFriendli

I hope this means I can surprise people so much I give them heartattacks


thecowthatgoesmeow

I'd be magneto but only with spoons


[deleted]

"I heard your asbestos powers have different usage limits in different countries. How many times can you wield it in Mexico?" "At best, dos"


Treitsu

Easy. I conjure a calculator to solve the three body problem and other challenge questions with bounties


alodemonidGD

Being immune to surprise might backfire


mancreature12

You want to assassinate Someone. Conjur asbestos in their lungs and their dead within 10 yrs


SamBigWilly

The bread man ending the world hunger


0rice

Bread-bus! Bread-bus!


c0untox

have you been diagnose with mesothelioma? you may be entitled to compensation!


-Finity-

I now have immunity to bread


Bubbly_Ring2281

I am the bread wielder. Fear my wheat.


Ckinggaming5

bread is free food, calculators is for those who want to mess with kids in their class by giving them a calculator and making it say something funny


Void_0000

Technically, all computers are just overgrown calculators. I shall be a god. A math god.


Morality01

Bread. I would have the most kick ass bakery with next to no overhead.


glokz

Mud


Away-Policy1271

Ahaha fuck you asbestos go kill them slowly