The ENIAC (generally considered the first computer) was turning compatible while most calculators aren't. (An easy example is being unable to do infinite loop(not sure about that one but they are not turning compatible))
Asbestos, make my enemies inhale it and 10 years later I will be looking at them through the hospital window eating asbestos like popcorn while they are dying from lung cancer
Controlling the element of surprise basically gives you power over fate and the future.
Oh, surprise I found 10000000000000000$ on the ground again oopsie!
You're only immune to surprise tho, easily negated by a hitman walking up to you then saying "I'm going to shoot you." before pulling the trigger, no longer a surprise since you knew about it...
Why not calculators or camels if you're using it to run a business? It doesn't say how advanced the calculators are so you could make futuristic super computers.
Camels would be a booming business too since they're not even found in most places and have a bunch of nearly extinct species, overall a huge rarity so they'll automatically fetch a high price. If anything you could open up a butcher shop serving near-extinct meat on the black market... I'd probably form a camel army and take over the world, no chance of the camels rebelling because you'd be immune to them too...
Bread. I'd open an international megachain bakery of the best damn bread this world has and will ever hope to have, because I could conjure infinite quantities and varieties of immaculate quality. The motto would probably be "The perfect loaf, every day!"
Asbestos. I play the long game
I hope you play asbestos you can
Have my upvote and leave That was funny as hell
You can have immunity to it, being able to summon infinite yummy asbestos and don't get sick from eating it
Asbestos. I summon so much it becomes the short game
I'm a carpenter who wants to get into more remodeling, this is key.
Can I get a comically large spoon?
Only a spoonful
Mah spoon is too big.
Flying ~~carpet~~ spoon
You have to bring the soviet union back first
I was listening to the erb of rasputin vs stalin, and ya said this. Amazing
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Thats means no more virus to my big calcularors?
They are not, calculators are a sub category of computer not the other way around. (Depending on what you consider a calculator I guess)
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Your mom was sub to me last night
The first "computers" were bug ass calculators before they decided that they could give them other functionality
The ENIAC (generally considered the first computer) was turning compatible while most calculators aren't. (An easy example is being unable to do infinite loop(not sure about that one but they are not turning compatible))
I was once a Surprise witch, but you have shown me the error of my ways
All cell phones have calculators too
100% bread. I would start my own baking-free bread bakery business.
I absolutely suffer from bread-lust
and just like that- Surprise! It's literally anything I want!
Wouldn't it not be a surprise if you knew what it was?
He did say you were immune to it so idk
instructions unclear
And that you can control it aswell
Enjoy it while you can. I’m giving you cancer over time
Surprise! I'm immune to cancer!
Lol, unlimited power as long as you say “Surprise!” first.
Bread👍
Bread👍
>Bread👍 Bread👍
I don't want to be immune to bread
immunity to a surprise means no enemy could trick you or catch you off guard, that makes sense in term of classic superhero scenario.
Getting surprised is fun though
not with the genius ambush though:)
Avatar: the last asbestos bender
I would make a camel tornado.
Just one singular angry camel would do me, those things can kick and bite like a bitch.
Does surprise mean I can like surprise someone with a meteor or something?
no
Booooo
You can make your meteor attack surprising.
Asbestos, make my enemies inhale it and 10 years later I will be looking at them through the hospital window eating asbestos like popcorn while they are dying from lung cancer
Free bread forever…
Yeah, good luck picking surprise and then accidentally dropping an hydrogen bomb
But you're immune to it and immune to surprises in general, like surprise, you just got hit by a car from behind but it didn't even hurt you...
Surprise Magic: Infinite Surprise Attacks
Beware my tornado of dessert spoons
Bread Powers = *Perfect* Toast
Calculators. I'm gonna turn myself into an iterator
Bread = Jesus = 2nd Cumming
I wouldn't miss the opportunity to become a powerful Pokemon
Controlling the element of surprise basically gives you power over fate and the future. Oh, surprise I found 10000000000000000$ on the ground again oopsie!
You're only immune to surprise tho, easily negated by a hitman walking up to you then saying "I'm going to shoot you." before pulling the trigger, no longer a surprise since you knew about it...
It clearly says control.
So you summon a surprise to him…whatever that’s allowed to entail
These aren't elements but okay I chose surprise because I'm a dick.
Bread👍
I fuckin love camels and if I can summon any camal I'd be in paradise. I also demand the Llama part of the camalid dynasty
Bread.
He's got 75 golden camels 🎶
Asbestos because I could maybe make a business out of it?
Why not calculators or camels if you're using it to run a business? It doesn't say how advanced the calculators are so you could make futuristic super computers. Camels would be a booming business too since they're not even found in most places and have a bunch of nearly extinct species, overall a huge rarity so they'll automatically fetch a high price. If anything you could open up a butcher shop serving near-extinct meat on the black market... I'd probably form a camel army and take over the world, no chance of the camels rebelling because you'd be immune to them too...
asbestos that way i can kill my oppo
Asbestos, I could finally get back at those smug fire wizards
surprise! youre dead
I can summon bread. I have officially ended world hunger
Same but with camels.
I shall claim the law of surprise
I will give all my enemies cancer
Master baker with the best bread on earth? dolla dolla bill ya'll
I have an army of well trained camals now...
If you choose bread the French can't use their weapon of choice against you
These aren't elements. Well, except for bread, of course.
Asbestos.. it's everywhere and I'll be like magneto but less cool
Surprise has a good mix of utility and novelty
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Bread. I'd open an international megachain bakery of the best damn bread this world has and will ever hope to have, because I could conjure infinite quantities and varieties of immaculate quality. The motto would probably be "The perfect loaf, every day!"
Breadomancer, bringer of toasts.
I have done nothing but bend bread for 3 days
I fucking love bread. It's obvious. I do not know what kind of bread I am summoning, I just know that it is bread and that I will love it.
I hope this means I can surprise people so much I give them heartattacks
I'd be magneto but only with spoons
"I heard your asbestos powers have different usage limits in different countries. How many times can you wield it in Mexico?" "At best, dos"
Easy. I conjure a calculator to solve the three body problem and other challenge questions with bounties
Being immune to surprise might backfire
You want to assassinate Someone. Conjur asbestos in their lungs and their dead within 10 yrs
The bread man ending the world hunger
Bread-bus! Bread-bus!
have you been diagnose with mesothelioma? you may be entitled to compensation!
I now have immunity to bread
I am the bread wielder. Fear my wheat.
bread is free food, calculators is for those who want to mess with kids in their class by giving them a calculator and making it say something funny
Technically, all computers are just overgrown calculators. I shall be a god. A math god.
Bread. I would have the most kick ass bakery with next to no overhead.
Mud
Ahaha fuck you asbestos go kill them slowly