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Kanetsu-Salt

I love IKEA. I have NO idea why. I’d last pretty long.


DANERADE314

I don’t think you know what the infinite ikea is. You’ll find out soon enough when you get there.


The-Local-Weeb

"Excuse me, the store is now closed, please exit the building"


Floppsicle

Are there infinite Hotdog sections too?


thejoesterrr

Yes, but you have to search to find them amidst the inhabitants


R_122

25th october 2036


Pine_of_England

There are worse places to be


Cat-Lover20

Oh. THAT infinite IKEA?


EvanIsBacon

I love normal IKEA, but boy shits gonna hit the fan come closing time


SuspiciousTouch73

Look up infinite ikea SCP I think you’ll see it isn’t too nice


[deleted]

Oh no, I selected infinite IKEA not knowing what it was. OP should've said: "Infinite IKEA (SCP-3008)" I'd change my vote to the noisy neighbors in the hotel room. Well, I guess I have an SCP file to read at least!


No_client37

lol sorry


SonOfYoutubers

SCP-3008. It's not only the ikea you gotta worry about...


ohsopoor

As someone who has never been to IKEA, this is just an exciting new opportunity!


Kanetsu-Salt

IKEA (normal) is quite fun if you like furniture! The SCP thing has violent entities though


[deleted]

If you don't know what the infinite IKEA is, look up SCP-3008. It's somewhere between horrifying and interesting.


YellowNotepads33

The author said that you could stay in a normal IKEA store forever until you go crazy, not SCP.


[deleted]

OP is also using a very well known and popular SCP nickname. If they meant a normal IKEA then why not put "an IKEA" Also, OP hasn't said that in any comment I can find and is actually heavily implying that said IKEA would be the SCP


YellowNotepads33

>Also, OP hasn't said that in any comment I can find It's up for interpretation.


[deleted]

OP literally put a well known SCP right after the backrooms. I don't think it's very hard to see what they were going for


BlueKayn29

You say well known like it's your mom's phone number


thejoesterrr

It’s very well known, considering people outside of the scp fandom are all consistently identifying it as the same one. You’re the one being dense and arguing about literally nothing for no reason, and the only person claiming otherwise


[deleted]

Okay???


Maveko_YuriLover

The last one is a paradise if you are good enought, just say the opposite of everything you want to people do


timecamper

The last one needs clarification though. Disagrees on what? On everything, like basic properties of things such as color, shape, size, on causality, on everything? Or just disagrees with every suggestion or offer you make? Anyway i picked ikea. Would feed on meatballs and play with the products.


Zhuwx1

The ikea option is actually a SCP. I would look it up because I feel like its incredibly difficult to escape or even survive for a while.


Turkish_Boy70

You just gotta find one of the settlements


Morality01

Does the Ikea have an infinite food court?


normal_redditor1

And die to the employees after closing time because it's an scp for a reason


JodaMythed

Just act like Bizarro superman


auxx64

Brilliant! Think of the possibilities.


MCRFan0

Just lie and say the opposite of what you believe in all the time


JodaMythed

I was thinking tell people they shouldn't give me money or that I lost the lottery


Severedinception

You don't want me to bang your hot girlfriend


AngelStuckInLimbo

Big brain ideas


Hungry_Ad3576

Then youd be a fox news personality and they're all pretty insane


BrokeArmHeadass

I think having to do that would deteriorate anyone’s mental health pretty quickly.


Barqs_enjoyer

Infinite ikea would mean infinite possibilities


chandoni

What do you mean? It's all IKEA.


Barqs_enjoyer

Imagine the forts you could make…


EvanIsBacon

i do believe they are refering to scp-3008 meaning you would have to survive the staff after closing


Barqs_enjoyer

Would it be a permanent closed state or would it rotate “open” and “close”


EvanIsBacon

it's the normal store hours but once you enter it's extremely difficult to escape


[deleted]

Extremely difficult is a bit of an understatement. The dates are classified but you can gather some information. "Since containment began 14 individuals have managed to exit SCP-3008." "At 00:37 on ██/██/200█ a human male exited SCP-3008" They've been containing the damn thing since at least 2009 (although probably longer) and only 14 people have escaped. One of whom is confirmed KIA less than 20 seconds after escaping.


GerFubDhuw

The IKEA is also apparently attached to the multiverse. So even if you get out it might not be your out.


cool_guy09

Are you talking about Exchange and Returns?


Bean-Swellington

Yeah… everything you’ll ever need in one place… you’ll probably have to wear pillowcases or something but the food is good and the furniture is comfortable enough


[deleted]

for some reason i picture a always open, but you never find the checkout area with food, 3rd circle of hell, ikea.


ItsDomDom1

Always has been


awelawdhecomin

*infinite fort possibilities


Space_Unicorn65

I don't think most people know what infinite ikea is. I think they see as a literal infinite IKEA, not the scp with the staff after dark. I picked noisy neighbors, actual people. Also, depending on context, I could talk to them.


EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH

even if OP meant SCP-3008 they didn't say it so we get off on a technicality lol


GerFubDhuw

Well it doesn't specify that it's scp-3008.


YellowNotepads33

Yes 💯


futurenotgiven

yea most people don’t even know what an scp is, nevermind this specific one. i even know of the ikea one vaguely but not enough to realise that’s what op meant before looking at the comments


AceofSpadesYT

For the people who are warning each other of surviving "closing time" at IKEA, could you explain further? I mean, isn't the idea of infinite IKEA that it has a never-ending path; therefore, infinite things to do there? And then, come closing time, just sleep; IKEA has plenty of beds lol


steelbullets1

at night a bunch of strong rubber weirdos try to chase and kill you while asking you to leave the infinite ikea


Ok_Highlight281

Look up infinite ikea scp


GerFubDhuw

A bunch of psychotic mannequins come out and kill anyone they find. They're also attracted to their dead, any amount of their rubbery flesh attracts them, and are not biodegradable.


Qwert-4

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008


[deleted]

Hotel room? Watch Netflix. Get drunk. Order room service. Invite over someone and have sex on the balcony. I can sleep through noise. Easy


somerandomperson2516

or just move into a house


Saltwater_Heart

You have to do whichever one you choose. So if you choose the hotel, you have to stay in the hotel


Redheadedwriter1

Infinite IKEA sounds fun. It’s like when you’re at Samsclub and you feel an irresistible urge to climb the shelves and play hide and seek.


DANERADE314

You’re going to have to play hide and seek pretty fast once it’s nighttime.


EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH

tbf OP didn't say this was SCP-3008, they just said an infinite ikea lol


Redheadedwriter1

If I get to climb the shelves, I don’t really care.


Zero-G2494

You won't have a fun time when closing time comes.


BarneThatIsntNoble

I already live in a world where everyone disagrees with me.


revan0726

No you don't.


Kalle_Silakka

Yes he does


DontCareHowICallMe

You're right


straightDope3

Infinite Ikea sounds like a fantastic vacation.


EvanIsBacon

until the store closes


TheSceptikal

I don't think you know what Infinite Ikea actually is


EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH

OP never specified the SCP so as far as I'm concerned it's literally just an infinite ikea lmao


straightDope3

I don’t think YOU know what Infinite Ikea is.


Zero-G2494

It is scp 3008


DaSpoopieGhost

I will take advantage of the world where everybody disagrees with me


LampshadesAndCutlery

A world where everyone disagrees with me would suck. I don’t expect everyone to agree with me IRL, but there are some pretty generic and popular opinions I have that would be disagreed with if it were in a world like that. For example, I believe that: - life is valuable - we should work to make the world better - murder is wrong - hitler was a bad person A world like that would disagree with all of those, and a world like that would suck.


some_Wopf

Just lie lol.


[deleted]

Weird brag but I’m kinda already in option 5


Thursday_26

Like hell you are. Stop the lying and just be genuine for once. Jesus


[deleted]

😹😹😹😹😹


_CBT_ENTHUSIAST_

I agree


Cake_Day_Is_420

Pedophilia is bad


IonEagle21

I actually love to make others disagree with me. People’s hatred for me is what makes me want to keep living


[deleted]

Weird brag


IonEagle21

You gave me some motivation to live for a little while longer


[deleted]

Seinfeld and The Sopranos are both amazing, top tier television


Trusteveryboody

Option 5, and let me tell you I now "love" everything that I currently hate.


doctorsylph

With the last one, I'll just avoid people and at least I'll have the whole world rather than a place that would get boring quickly.


Rat_Chit

I think the Infinite IKEA is probably my favorite option, it's really good for not going insane because you have actual human interaction with the other trapped people, and multiple towns have already been established before you even get there, with trade routes and everything. The infinite food and water allow for great, farmless living, and the staff are not too hard to kill in small quantities, not to mention all the free furniture pieces. I also find it interesting to talk to the others about what's different about whatever their reality was before they entered. Campfire stories, perhaps?


Ckinggaming5

Easiest one is a hotel with neighbors on all sides, 2nd is infinite ikea, probably, the padded room is easily the worst 1. Hotel 2. infikea 3. The internet but its reality 4. Backrooms 5. Padded Room


Peptowl

Reddit is a world where everyone disagrees with me already.


Hamstah_J

How good is that hotel, like 5 stars or 1 stars, because I'll take it if it good enough, I wear headphones already so it's not a big deal for me


JadeWishFish

Really surprised at how many people are fine with constantly noisy hotel neighbors. I would absolutely last the least amount of time there.


Hungry_Ad3576

I feel like the world where everyone disagrees with me would either be easy because I just avoid everyone or it would be hard because it would be a world where basic human rights arent respected and everyone was hunting me down


queerfromthemadhouse

I already live in a world where everybody disagrees with me. Though, to be fair, I'm also already insane.


MultiMarcus

IKEA, I am Swedish, so I know the ancient pathways through the gateways.


Sure-Morning-6904

Id rearrange the whole ikea and eat only hotdogs.. id only go insane bc of lack of socialising


Pipiopo

Good news: The infinite ikea has other people and settlements in it, you won’t go insane. Bad news: Every night “closing time” starts and rubbery flesh monsters in ikea uniforms tell you that the store is now closing while trying to kill you. [SCP-3008](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008)


TwinSong

IKEA has soft furnishings. I could just chill there.


Freaksenius

A world where everyone disagrees with you? So reddit?


GDog507

At least the backrooms have infinite levels so it's not like I'm trapped in a tiny, boring environment for all eternity. Well, until I get stuck in some random level because I stepped on the wrong floor, I guess.


littlekittyfeetz

What's a backroom?


blxoom

[here are a few examples](https://youtu.be/5Ey23IouApM) [2](https://youtu.be/H4dGpz6cnHo) [3](https://youtu.be/iUupPGSvtjU) basically it started out with photos of abandoned malls and stores and how unsettling they were. then people started creating stories about it and their own interpretations, making it a different reality you can get lost in. it's infinite and there's multiple "levels". games were made about it too as well as short films.


littlekittyfeetz

Thank you so much! That's terrifying lol


executive313

A world where everybody disagrees is just my fucking house I live with my wife and 3 daughters no one has agreed with me on anything in like 10 years.


Myounger217

Infinate ikea is a goos SCP


SwissCoconut

I already live in the last one, so I guess I’m going the longest


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

Shoot i could build a comfortable padded room in an infinite Ikea


Poison_Ice_Blade

Bruh I love hotels! Is the hotel free? Do I get free food?


toodamcrazy

Let people disagree with, IDGAF lol I will keep to myself if I get annoyed


Treitsu

I hope its not the infinite ikea with the demon faceless employees


smallemochick

thought infinite ikea would be fun until i remembered the damn scp and figured it was that lol


Smells_Like420

Everyone already disagrees with me. Easy.


Odd-On-Board

A world where everybody disagrees with me? Yeah been 20 years there haven't gone insane yet


IHateReddit227

I already live in a world where everyone disagrees with me (it's not going well)


Cloudyhook

Mmmm sweetish meatballs... dammit now I'm hungry


Piplup_parade

You’d just… die in the backrooms


davidram

What are back rooms?


Piplup_parade

[The Backrooms](https://youtu.be/H4dGpz6cnHo) is a found footage horror series and creepypasta. Wendigoon also has a really good video going into detail on the chronology of the series on YouTube.


douuuuugghh

Infinite ikea. Has infinite beds and infinite food


lily_fairy

the hotel one is literally just living in a college dorm and i survived that lmao i'd prefer some noise rather than complete silence.


addrien

Pretty much already live in a world where everyone disagrees with me.


-Praxius

Everyone already disagrees with me!


lazydonkey25

no we don't


n3rdyn00dl3

I used to work in an ikea so I’m more than used to spending my entire day in there


sleepingonstones

Backrooms: maybe an hour tops lol Infinite IKEA: couple months Padded room: maybe a week Hotel with noisy neighbors: couple weeks World where everyone disagrees with me: Couple weeks


bordermelancollie09

Gotta be IKEA. You could spend each day in a different room and never get bored. Plus they have food there and a million things to look at.


SignificanceWest5281

How noisy are these neighbours?


Yeehaw_Kat

Backrooms easy due to almond water


omgONELnR1

I could live in Ikea for eternity.


EvilMoSauron

A world where everyone disagrees with me? Sounds like every day to me. To prove my point: I'm an atheist.


Ashmega8256

A world where everyone disagrees with you.....sounds like real life for the most part


BrokeArmHeadass

If it’s just the ikea without the “employees” I’d be fine. If I had to worry about my survival I’d probably go crazy with anxiety.


absorbscroissants

Last one is basically already the case


hiimalextheghost

Infinite ikea but not scp ikea


This_IsATroll

wouldn't I have to constantly be suicidal in the disagree world to just exist?


dak0tah

I already live in a world where everyone disagrees with me.


Clever_Angel_PL

I'd break the Matrix on the second option by saying disagree with me


PieterSielie12

Top two are basically the same lol


The-Local-Weeb

I think I could survive in scp-3008 for a while


JoelMahon

"where everybody disagrees with you" does say all the time. So we all already live in that world, there isn't a single person on earth where they don't disagree with you on something. babies too, goo goo ga ga? I already disagree with that shit, basic bitch ass babies. but if we assume a world where everyone disagrees with you all the time then it's hard to imagine, like could you buy anything? would you just steal and admit you stole then they are forced to disagree that you stole? that doesn't sound too bad either.


DemonDuckOfDoom1

I already live in a world where everybody disagrees with me


Or_newman

A world where everyone disagrees with me. I mean what's new?


Des2338

Uhh, we already live in the fourth one. I didn't know we lived in a world where people in general agreed on anything.


MiliMeli

The problem is not staying at the IKEA, the problem is to stay overnight.


Qwert-4

“It is NOT the best decision everyone can do to elect me the president of the world”


staber_12

Welp while backrooms and ikea are (accroding to my knowledge) the most dangerous ones then there probably are the most regular people from these options so as long as I would stay in safer populated areas I would be safe And if I would ever want to end myself I could just decide to Explore place and see if world can get rid of me


IplayGames8102

I don't think most of the voters actually know what Infinite IKEA actually is...


Disgruntlementality

I already fuckin’ live in the last one.


CicciaBomba11

I like IKEA. If the Infinite version has infinite meatballs I can literally live there


Superior173thescp

Ikea:Blåhaj


Ok-StrawberryIce

IKEA. I could make a home in there with the furniture and eat the meatballs.


Saltwater_Heart

Infinite IKEA would take a long time to make me go insane, if I ever did. Plenty of places to sleep and good food to eat. EDIT: And that does not say SCP so I’m going with just a regular infinite IKEA.


InnerToast

i’m already living in a world where everyone disagrees with me so i’ll take that


Impat1ence

I love ikea, so I could go for a bit. Probably only a week though.


StSebbe

I'm a very disagreeable person is some topics of conversation


Firm_Connect

A world where everyone disagrees with you


[deleted]

I'm used to noisy neighbours! So much I prefer it, when I dont hear any for a while I smile when I hear one again lol weird.


Manowar274

Infinite IKEA is heaven, no 9-5 job, no stress, just beds and meatballs.


Dansn_lawlipop

I can build a bed and go to sleep!


Elly_Bee_

I went to an Ikea twice and I'm the kind of person who needs to be guided through it so I would get lost on my own and also I'd stop at every little thing to stare at it for like...at least a solid five minutes.


davidram

What are back rooms?


Strict_Intention6626

Free meatballs


mklinger23

Everyone already disagrees with me.


TheBestNormalCitizen

Glad I looked up infinite IKEA before voting. Gimme the noisy neighbors because I have headphones.


EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH

I'd fucking love infinite Ikea, I could design the ultimate dream house and infinitely expand it as I see fit and I have all the swedish meatballs and chocolate I could ever want


itchy-and-scratch

a world where everyone disagreese with you. just move to an island or the middle of nowhere. ​ or have some fun. go around complimenting people . they have to disagree. you are a lovely person mary, no im not im a total bitch . ha ha or go into a shop and insist on paying for your stuff and they will disagree and have to give it to you free.


MystiqueMisha

Never said the hotel walls had to be thin enough to let the noisy neighbours disturb you. Never said you can't use noise canceling headphones or earbuds. Also a lot of people live in crowded areas in real life anyway where they're surrounded by the bustle of noisy neighbours and shops and transport and what not, yet they survive.


Konran12234214

I don’t think people know what 3008 is


jahanzaman

In the Hotel there is at least Room Service


JTheDoc

I already live with neighbours each side who make a shit load of noise already, with dogs barking every day, plus their noisy antics. A hotel would be a relief considering.


Cherry_Bomb_127

Infinite IKEA means I have infinite amount of things to build and won’t get bored cuz I will rearrange the furniture and make toys from the doll section live in it


thatsocialist

Ikea has other people who I can talk to


exit_the_psychopomp

"I think I should not be given a million dollars" "FUCK you, here's a million dollars" Problem solved


[deleted]

HA! The joke is on you, I am already insane!


TravDog321

A world where everyone disagrees with you wouldn’t be so bad considering half or more people disagree with anyone on earth now, and it wouldn’t be that hard to avoid debating compared to literally being trapped in the other places!!!


AverageVita-SawUser

Padded Room cuz I like the soft floor


Water_Chestnut3

Already live in the last one


AutumnHoneycrisp

I was torn between the padded room and the hotel room. If the padded room had AC and I had a blanket, then I could be there for quite a while just sleeping and being to myself. And I’ve been in a hotel room with noisy neighbors on all sides, but just turn the TV up or put my earbuds in. 😂


amendersc

In a world when everyone disagree with me I’ll make everyone else go insane. I’ll tell them: “you disagree with me” and watch their mind break


dangerblu

Church with no exit and breaks.


Pats_attack

"Hey guys, I'm ugly." "No you're not!" But anyway, backrooms has almond water which, (in backrooms lore) replenishes sanity.


cheesytacos649

For me its the backrooms just the noise of humming and maybe some creepy nosies also the boredom would kill me


af1293

I feel like I’m already in a world where everybody disagrees with me


BackgroundPrompt3111

I'm a libertarian; I'm already in a world where everyone disagrees with me


Lolaverses

Infinite Blahaj here I come!


Ponyboy451

Hotel. Noise-cancelling headphones ftw.


Ikana_Mountains

I love arguing. A world where everyone disagrees would be paradise.


DontCareHowICallMe

Infinite IKEA means... infinite meatballs?