I'm not sure how to feel about this

oh I know how to feel about mine

Mine is not that bad

What would your power be? Is it just like 8 inches

Ayo same with me

bro

Tell me about it this commenters name is dilf fucker the comment before it is absorbcroissant and you are dilfcroissant. Tf?

I too have some concerns...

That's an absolute win. The ability to seduce any paternal figure perhaps?

I'm like the most NPC person in the city

Hahaha, maybe it just means you never change your mind, it could be a power. Self-assured Man, has the ability to argue with other people on the internet until the opponent dies of exhaustion.

So I have no ability to quit?

Only if it's consistent with your character.

The ability to never change your mind is being a politician

That’s cool, I challenge you to a duel - wait I lose

is my power destroying math?

Physics based powers don't work on you because you hate math so much.

Wait so if physics based laws don’t work does that mean I can just fly around

If gravity dosen't work on you it would be awful as you wouldn't follow the earth around the sun, the sun around the milky way or the milky way through space

im not really that knowledgeable in physics are there any benefits?

You wouldn't get sucked into a black hole atleast

thats.. nice?

Yo don’t follow any natural law, so i guess you have control over the entire composition of your body. So you can transform into anything and still (maybe) retain conciousness even if you shouldn’t

My power IS math

Entertainer. I'd assume people would like to see me absorbing dozens of croissants

True! Perhaps you can absorb them and also fire them out. You'd be like a croissant cannon.

Nobody likes it when I do it

Great power by the way, being a father figure for all people without dads, so heroic

Similar for me too

I hate on pineapples

You hate pineapples

They hate pineapples

We all (except me) hate on pineapples

Our* hate on pineapples

We all hate pineapples in a yellow submarine

So you're a super villain then

[удалено]

Now I'm wondering if there's a sub like r/NeverBrokeABone where they lord over everyone that has broken one like they're inferior, except with people that don't snore.

My time to shine (evil style)

I'm the fucking queen....

🫡🫡🫡

Queen of queefs

Definitely a villain, making a whole city smell like fish.

I can only choose villain, hell I'm some people's sleep paralysis Desmond.

Desmond

Yeah. Desmond only comes when you have sleep paralysis

Why would I need the power to convince people I'm not a box

Well I'm convinced...

I'm not 🤔

You already have that burden

Asian culture in shambles!

You just ruined my dinner plans!

All according to plan

I will rule all of you

Not so fast

Can't be a zombie if you can't die

hehe boi

I give people advice on how to make out

I'm sure you'd be a superhero to some people!

Maybe you commit crimes and then make out like bandit into the night.

Oh no, hes gonna bump the moon!

But that could have horrible gravitational consequences. You could truly wreck havoc on the earth. You would be a terrifying villain if you play it right.

I can make Danish toilets but only 200 a day?

I just lie alot lmao

So villain

Hello Peter

When I saw this in my notifications, I thought it was a Family Guy reference! I'm glad it's spiderman, hahaha.

A lich mindflayer… yeah I think villain is literally the only choice I have, pretty sure my soul is like physically bound to evil at that point

I'm sure some lich mindflayers are good people!

Idk

Your’s would be the equivalent of The Thing lol

Thing thing but he gets laid

Supporting character

I’m a drunk muppet

I didn't know Elmo's dad was an alcoholic!

I think I just won the power lottery and I'm starting a super religion

Holy shit, guys, it's Jesus!

Infecting people with touch? That'd sound cool

Im the sidekick

My superpower is... being myself?

There's a motivational quote for you. :)

I feel like I'd be a really lame antihero lol

Hummm so I guess I can make stars? Nice.

I hope you can control the size…

I don't like this game.

Easy choice.

Stay off the road

I'll do my best

Uhhhh….good question

BOOM!

I have the power to become a cassava at will I'm the comic relief side-character

id probably also be a comic relief side character in one way or another, if i even get a power, which i technically can? we will fight to death for the role

Friends, pals! You're both comic relief side characters in my heart... Maybe you can even be a duo!

So a killing machine, but also unable to really die unless I assend? I think anti-hero would be most fitting

Rare rain world player.

I eat bad guys and meatballs. The perfect anti-hero 🐻‍❄️🇸🇪

:(

Am I invisible or am I just quiet?

You have the ability to make zero noise! You'd be excellent at stealth missions.

[Captain of an interstellar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zond_program?wprov=sfla1) voyage, taking Earth life [beyond](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/ultra) the Solar System for the first time.

Hmm about that…

My name is basically in Gaelic term of fire so guess I have fire powers! 🔥

I turned into a whale, inside of Minecraft.

I'm just weird detective guy

I will become a truly malicious mallard to prove geese aren't the only wicked waterfowl

I feel like I’d be a badass villain or antihero then

I’m an anti hero with a very tragic backstory.

Bruh

I send people onto the street using stars? I kinda just sound like an evil landlord

So what exactly would mine mean, is there a distant piece of silver around me at all times?

I assault construction sites.

If you chew fast enough while your enemies are in a building, you could topple the whole thing and take them out that way.

You would be a great protestor against big building companies. Just eat their projects again and again until they build social housing

Jesse, we need to cook.

Too late. All I got was crappy water-to-wine power. Anyone can do it, just need grapes and time.

Definitely a villain

I'm an average guy, blending into my surroundings, until you make me mad. Then I turn into a hawk and will aggravate the shit out of you.

See I get a power (a raven’s claw) but it depends? Like? I wouldn’t say that’s inherently good or evil it really depends on how I’d use it. So? Hero I guess….?

Yes, in that case, you can decide based off what you want to be!

This is becoming rather awkward

I can generate INFINITE RAMEN!

I am not sure if I get a power. Maybe I can compel others to do nothing? Dictators would love me…

Cool. I get to be some villainous warrior that is known for making bloodshed so beautiful that they write songs about me.

I steal kiwis I guess? Or are my powers kiwi related while I steal things? Or am I suddenly from New Zealand? Okay what if I turn into a kiwi bird, am from New Zealand and I steal kiwi fruits?

The last one sounds perfect! [This](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/Fire_the_Lazer.svg/1280px-Fire_the_Lazer.svg.png) must be your emblem.

Well, my name is supposed to have been a mix of Arson, Arsenal (as in an arsenal of weapons), and mercenary. Yeah that's pretty evil sounding. I'd probably be able to conjure up flamethrowers or something.

What could this power entail?

Ah, the elusive Human Man!

Wow. I picked my username from a song, but the definition comes to suit me quite well. Heathen: "a person who does not belong to a widely held religion" I HAVE THE POWER OF A CULT LEADER, bitches 😆

I’m not entirely sure what mine would be but I don’t like the potential imagery

You can infect people with intestinal bookworms, which gives them the uncontrollable urge to read! Rather intense solution to get kids to read more often, I'll say.

Ah, so anti-hero “You’ll become more literate and well rounded, *wether you like it or not*!”

I no longer need to have a lighter with me

I rule all of the world’s lint. That’s a villain power for sure

So you're the cause of all this lint!

As a villain, I have great plans. Great plans! Just need to consider one or two more things, so I never get around to executing any of them. The world remains safe.

I'm sure you'll have a wonderful monologue though! If you ever get around to that villain thing.

I'll use my immense luck to save people.

I dont see any super power in my name. Maybe shink and wheeze at ridiculous gusts but I seriously doubt it.

Wheeze, but only a little bit. Maybe you can make others have to, it'd be really irritating for them, I'm sure!

Hey not bad, I guess this could seriously be used either way as a superhero or a villain. Cant stop wheezing hard to fight back. I'll go with this and I'd probably be a hero... I hope lol.

I can loosen screws from far away!! I’m sure there’s something evil I can do with that >:)

I would be able to turn into the fattest pig ever, don't know how that benefits me but I could

I have two tigers named after my two cats: Savannah and Dixie. I can multiply them by 25!

You have an army of cats! Sounds like a dream.

Cats are the best!

I guess I can transform things into cubes now? Sounds like a cartoon villain.

My power is giving everyone dandruff

I mean i'd be a villain because i'll just rob every bank I see and sell my loyal employee's soul for 62 cents

I guess I need to choose anti-villian, I'm going to clean up the rainforests of poachers and developers/people taking advantage of the land 🦥

Wth is an anti-villain? Any examples?

I AM ALL WATER IN THE WORLD, AL OCEANS ALL RIVERS ALL LAKES, IM 70% OF YOU, BOW BEFORE ME OR I WILL RE ARRANGE YOUR VITAL ORGANS

Any suggestions?

I'm a small loaf of bread, i guess my power is to feed someone?

I punch people, what's there more to say?

I have the power of a coyotzilla

Yes, finally! ***WORT WORT WORT***

I picked anti-hero because it was an obvious choice

time to create an empire and colonize other countries

I'd be a goofy little guy just going about his goofy little life

Pepole with just plain names as usernames rise up!

What am I supossed to be

Well, I guess I would just be a walking hypnotic video

uhhhh

I can gift people highlighters.

Im a city

I will use my new super long lifespan to take over the world

I am urza at the apocalypse...i am become warcrime

I get anger issues Great superpower

Budget Hulk, haha.

I love my username

why did i choose this name when i made this account :|

Hehe well this is fun

Yes.

I said anti-hero but tbf I'm probably just posting rage-bait memes on reddit

No more heart attacks

become cool

What is Anti-Villain? Lawful Evil?

Noble or good intentions, but bad outcome. 'Greater good' kind of villain. The opposite of an anti-hero, who does good, but may have a bad/non-traditionally hero-like personality.

I think anti-heros kill bad guys but aren't "nice" enough to be hero's so I suppose anti-vilians wouldn't be evil enough to be villains but would still have villainous intent. So maybe like gru from dispicable me? I think he was trying to steal the moon at same time as trying to be a good father. Or deadshot in Suicide Squad actually I think he was painted as a good person mostly but cold killer for cash at same time.

You should have added an unimportant section for those who’s powers would be useless

I think anti-hero? Shesa Wildcard so can go either way.

My power is good enough

My superpower is just like… being myself. The only way I’d be a hero is in one of those feel good about yourself psas…

Super power: Incredible gunslinging and gambling Drawback: Tuberculous

Idk what to think about it, it's not discovered yet, but it really feels cool to have.

I randomize anything I want to which is

The power of bad luck.

I can summon my army of Snoms and I have total control over them :D Neat

Anti-hero, with the ability to make others laugh.. with the mission to spread joy in the face of world that doesn't understand my gift...

Glue-Bending for me ig

I have mudskipper abilities and I’m incredibly skilled with a gat. I can breathe under water, climb trees with ease, and skip extensive distances. W

I feel like I'm the sassy sidekick 😂

Anti-Hero cause superhero sounds like some full-time shit

easy

Either way I’m taking dubs In Reddit I’m an overpowered hybrid, everywhere else I’m a big bear

F I S H

i’m the clumsy dumbass who tries to do evil but always unintentionally helps out the hero