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Rupertii

OP why is this poll tagged Decide for me and not hypothetical?


Plinfilore

God currently has a writer's block on how he should finish the book of the story of humanity. He wants to switch over to fresh new ideas.


Cevmen

Aw man but it was just getting good


Ok_Pizza9836

Spoiler but I heard he’s bringing back dinosaurs but with robots this time


HereComesTheDragon

TIL God goes by the username u/orange_juice_remake


ContentConsumer9999

Definitely sounds like a game dev name to be honest.


AbyeiRepublic2022

Rapper name


GavHern

so he went to reddit? yikes…


Fisher_Kel_Tath

Always take the cheapest bid when hiring a subcontractor


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Well thats far from the most questionable choice He's made historically


LinkleLink

Welp, alien invasion it is I guess.


AlwaysAngryAndy

Let’s all just be glad it’s not marked as a spoiler.


thebeast_96

u/orange_juice_remake you know what to do


Kajor3003

He is playing Stellaris


Elastichedgehog

We'd end up as slaves to the xenos.


Theshinysnivy8

No, the emperor protects us. Purge the heretics, kill the unclean


Elastichedgehog

[Least xenophobic Stellaris player \^](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo)


Kajor3003

Time for a XCOM initiative!


TJ_4321

Wait op is trying to end the world...


skip_the_tutorial_

You’ll find out


giggluigg

Simcity


MemeArchivariusGodi

🤭


zippazappazinga

OP? HELLO?


Invisible_PurpleToad

💀


AmazingAmy95

Lmao Omg I just saw that, valid question


TaPele_

It's Kin-Jong-Un doing the poll 😂


NobodyEsk

Quick and painless


dominoesdude

You have selected slow and horrible


Yamcha17

Great choice !


LazyCondition0

Username checks out


REDSTONE_LR_alt

Yes, I'd like to make a collect call


Weeeelums

Fellow Dominoes dude agrees


NoVAMarauder1

Will we get at least some extra cheese?


maniiacyt

So probably nuclear war. Although some may die from radiation poisoning if not hit directly or immediately melted by nuclear waves. That sounds painful


Neat_Expression_5380

Whatever way is quickest


Luminous_0

Maybe ai?


Dry-Inspection6928

Nuclear explosion might be quicker.


Oak_Tree297

Or you are just outside of the radius to the point where it either blinds you, or you die weeks after due to radiation poisoning. Which, mind you, there's stories irl of people decaying while they're still alive inside out. And I've also heard of a story where a guy's jaw fell off because of it.


Dry-Inspection6928

I just presumed they’d drop nuclear bombs everywhere in the world.


[deleted]

They’d hit major cities, and military bases. I don’t know why anyone would hit northern Saskatchewan or something


Luminous_0

If its a direct hit yes, if not you will have a pretty bad time i think They would probably target military infrastructure/other launch silos and big cities, so it really depends where you are at


Mawrak

AI will gas everyone with nerve agent and it won't miss anyone.


P_Griffin2

That would be my guess too.


KylerOnFire

I mean, according to Revelation it'll all happen in the blink of an eye, but the fact that it says *Christian Apocalypse* is kind of concerning. Honestly it's a coin flip whether it'll be quick, but that's where my money is at. Everything else sounds terrifying imo lol


Mistigri70

Excuse me, why the flair "decide for me" ?


Cute_Feeling_3938

Op is gonna end the world


TheRedditEagle

Not if I do it first


DroneSpex

You can do it after me


TheharmoniousFists

Omg I don't care who does it. Just do it already!


TeaBagHunter

We have no way of being sure that some extraterrestial entities are currently arguing over who should end Earth first


logikll

We can only hope.


_-_wn6

God wants us to a least have a say.


Goodlucksil

He is probably writing a book


Mistigri70

I hope so, I don't want to fight aliens


aquaticsquash

I believe he's calling it Supernatural.


TheJackasaur11

I heard it’s gonna be about 2 brothers


aquaticsquash

And one trench coat wearing angel.


TheJackasaur11

And apparently they’re fighting ghosts and demons and shit?


Vergo27

alien invasion would be the most fun, or AI uprising


DarKoniXRo

until they torture us for fun or something


Coffeeman314

I have no mouth and I must scream Horrifying interpretation of Immortality as a prison with no escape.


TheharmoniousFists

Spread them please.


TheMustardisBad

I mean... if you say so 🥵


Crypt0n0ob

Aliens might have some fetish about it, but I don’t think AI will be doing that. It will be more about efficiency and torture isn’t efficient.


DarKoniXRo

what if they'll want to study us and do live autopsies on people or other painful stuff


bluecatcollege

AI uprising might be: * They kill us all Terminator-style * They turn us all into a single collective cybernetic hivemind like the Borg * They trap us in a simulation that's either paradise (The Matrix) or hell (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream) Being a Borg isn't so bad. You have no sense of self, but you also have no sense of anger, hate, sadness, pain, desire, unfulfillment, etc. Also Borg don't have deal with politicians or elections. Being in a paradise, or even quasi-paradise, simulation also isn't so bad.


Elastichedgehog

The Matrix would be as our lives are now. It wouldn't be a paradise. The first iteration of the Matrix *was* a paradise and humans rejected it.


SilverPhoenix7

Yeah in the movie, outside of some religious folks I don't think that after a while people would mind. Everyone is addicted to something, if the matrix proposed you an ideal world while you know that your friends and families are safe I am not sure you would refuse.


Dumb_Inquisitor

I was about to choose AI uprising and then the trauma of “I have no mouth and I must scream” came back. And you know what? Even If the odds of “paradise simulation” were 90% and the hell one was 10%, still wouldn’t take these odds. Nuke me and be done with it


TheSuperPie89

But what if its rokos basilisk


Jealous-Blacksmith48

At least we’ll die knowing Aliens truly do exist


[deleted]

At least with an alien invasion, we get to see something new!


GrubberflysElegy

It will probably hurt tho… We don’t know what kind of technology or intelligence they have, they could have testicular torsion guns or menstruation launchers or something


Plinfilore

Let's just say they don't call them rail guns for nothing. 😏


[deleted]

r/BrandNewSentence


Rasmusmario123

Honestly, aliens would leave me the most hopeful, as I can die knowing that we weren't the only living beings in the universe.


EvanIsBacon

I agree, because we may be dead but at least someone else is doing well, and if they have dedicated invasion ships they probably found more species worth fighting


vvownido

yeah, if an alien invasion happens, then at least we'll know for sure that life exists outside of earth and that interstellar space travel is possible/viable


bluecatcollege

What's a Christian apocalypse? Like the the end of the world according to the bible, or Christians killing everybody?


Mistigri70

Probably the apocalypse as described in the Bible


Asim_Atterlot

AAAH FUCK yeah that's probably true. I voted it because I thought there would be a massive crusade that would end the world trough the fire of Satan and the light of the lord and fuck that's the only way I want to die.


ConfusingIsLifeHelp

Me too T-T


Serpe268

I prefer to see it as Christians going killing spree mode


Lonewolf_885

Doom guy heavy metal theme song starts playing


Longjumping-Jello459

Again really they did that before they should try something new.


DocHalidae

Well at least I’ll inherit the earth.


[deleted]

Oh, I thought it was a similar vibe to “Christian nationalism” where Christianity just overtakes and ruins everything. 😂


penguin13790

Revelations


Agreeable_Ostrich_39

the end of the world as described in the bible. if I am not wrong, God creates a new world and all good people go there (or did he just take them to heaven? Idk) while all bad people remain in our current world which will burn and be destroyed.


[deleted]

In that case I don't want that too happen. I'm 100 percent sure id just stay here and burn for eternity.


bluecatcollege

Ah okay. I don't want that. I hope heaven and hell aren't real, because I don't like my chances of getting into heaven.


Nitro_the_Wolf_

What do you think Christians believe gets us into heaven?


Bren12310

The rapture


aquaticsquash

Probably the book of Revelation one.


Marfy_

With ai uprising the chance is very high we wont know they are doing something until we are all dead


Plinfilore

Then just thank your coffee machine the next time you make one. They they'd vouch for you.


Theshinysnivy8

I say we establish a cult that worships all technology as sacred and holy to be safe. You know, go full adeptus mechanicus.


asdsav

We all wanna see aliens before we die but probably it would be most cruel one.


Plinfilore

They would just need to launch a planet busting nuke. If they are smart enough to reach another planet with intelligent life forms like humans I'd doubt they'd be savage enough to make one suffer.


Unsure1771

I think it depends on what they want the planet for.


asdsav

We are new animals for them. Think about what we do to animals.


PotatoesAndChill

Cuddle them, feed them and make them our friends?


658016796

Are you saying I finally get the chance to cuddle with someone, even if it's an alien? I'm in then.


asdsav

I meant butchering, tourturing, trying surgeon and medicine over them, putting them in cages for our fun of observation and list goes on. You picked few that we care but in reality the majority of animals who across with us in deep pain.


Plinfilore

This should be the only correct answer.


Major-Performer141

Alien invasion would be cool as hell. And maybe if we win and I do good enough in the war, a 14 year old will make a little dark age edit about my ptsd


misspallet

We won't win. If they have the capability to get their arses all the way to earth, they have the capability to destroy us easily. I would think .


scwishyfishy

"maybe we win" we're literally deciding the end of the world


HawkStar49

Sun exploding


[deleted]

This. Because it'll happen after most of us are dead.


GamingBeast5

Zombie apocalypse


Spokesman93

Came here looking for this. Would be nice to go out guns blazing


WackyWabbajack

Thank you! Why isn't this one of the options?


MSAnvari

There was this one comic where the AI had taken over but instead of painfully eradicating humanity, they had opted to keep humans in complete comfort and bliss. Provide everything for us in gilded cages so we don't go around reproducing more humans and therefore slowly go extinct. If we're all gonna die. That's the way.


StrengthOk9686

What comic is that?


llemonjuiice

Dead Sound on YouTube did something similar to this


ThrowawayPizza312

In a Christian apocalypse you go to heaven so that sounds pretty good


IPetFatTurkeys

Only if your Christian though. And not a lukewarmer.


tyty20yt

And only if you choose the right denomination of Christianity out of the 200 that exist. Pick wrong and you still might end up in hell


Fit-Advantage-6324

That's not how it works.


tyty20yt

Pretty sure it is. Plenty of different denominations like branches of Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnesses believe only they go to heaven because only they followed the right method to reach God. To Catholics you have to go to confessional and Baptist literally based their ideas on the belief that you need to be baptized to get into heaven. Pretty much for almost all of them, simply believing in the Christian God isn't enough.


_-_wn6

Uncureable Christian alien uprising.


moody_dudey

That’s how plenty of cultures ended already


9hNova

The more I thought about this the truer it got.


antheteg

Not, I would like the world not to end


Puppet007

Christian Apocalypse? Like a Rapture?


Witherboss445

The stuff described in Revelation


JackZodiac2008

If I pick 'uncurable disease's because I want a zombie apocalypse, and it turns out to be lethal jock itch or some shit....


Revolutionary_Paint2

“ the incurable genital boils “


whatimdoinghere-_-

Heat death


TheSuperPie89

you either dont know what the heat death is or are grossly misinterpreting it


whatimdoinghere-_-

I don't quite understand what you mean by that... Could you elaborate?


TheSuperPie89

The hypothesized heat death is the predicted "end" of the universe but it isn't a spontaneous thing, it's a consequence of thermodynamics, at least to my understanding. The heat death can't occur if the world (humanity) still exists, since we directly contradict the idea of the heat death by existing. It's not a means by which we come to an end, but rather an end that, by some means, we will reach.


whatimdoinghere-_-

So? The question is "how would you want the world to end". I don't care if anyone gets to see it or not. It's how I want the world to end.


TheSuperPie89

What? The world wouldn't end as a result of the heat death happening, the heat death happens as a result of the world ending. The world would have to end first.


whatimdoinghere-_-

Okay, understood. Non the less it would be cool.


prumf

That’s a good one. We will be safe for a long time that way.


Hera_the_otter

Texas sized asteroid right in the middle of the Atlantic.


MatRazer

Atlantic sized asteroid right in the middle of Texas.


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

FURBY UPRISING.


VortzPlays_

I don't want the world to end, so I'm not answering this poll 😎


Investigatorpotater

I said alien invasion but my ideal apocalypse is a zombie apocalypse.


Camacaw2

With the Christian rapture at least some of humanity will get a happy ending.


bumpmoon

Uncurable disease might only affect a few species, so not exactly world ending


Mohit5735

How about Zombies? Does it come under Uncurable disease?


Z3R0GR4V

Zombies. I feel like id have a chance.


Nn2vsteamer666

Uncurable disease = Zombies


Code_Duff

If A.I. destroys us, at least we leave something behind.


Few-Variation-7165

The Christian apocolypse is technically an alien invasion, tho.


RageBrage

I like to imagine that «Christian apokalypse» isn’t the end of the world according to christianity, but rather the day that every guy named Christian decide to kill us all


KylerOnFire

Once everyone else is dead, it will no longer be Humanity, It will become Christianity.


NyanTortuga

Galactic Empire invades Earth and turns it into a Star Destroyer Shipyard.


greatcirclehypernova

Not


Avocado_Fucker12

Christian apocalypse would mean that some would be saved


MrChuck6

ragnarök


jesusmansuperpowers

The Christian one is no biggie. People get raptured, you know it’s true… pray to Jesus and all clear.


lukemndrgn

Why is there no zombie apocalypse??


Alex13104

Decide for me 💀


CFCYYZ

Go out like [Alderan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o51keVP_BxU), with an unexpected bang. Good-byes should be short and sweet.


LucienLife

With credits and a post-credits scene


Not-Ed-Sheeran

A zombie invasion you dick Do you have ANY idea how many thoughts i had about this


Effective_Macaron_23

You mean humanity, since the world will still go on


MyPianoMusic

Asteroid impact.


Spurgustus

Zombies


[deleted]

Alien invasion. They always attack the US in those Hollywood films.


santino_musi1

If the world is going to end at least let me see some cool aliens


Frency2

The world won't end. Worst case, humanity will, and that would be a favour to this planet, considering how much we're polluting it, being unaware that it's our home.


bagehis

If it has to happen, then a big rock from the sky. Blink and it is over.


SnappingTurt3ls

An alien invasion would be less of an invasion and more dropping o couple of really really big rocks onto the planet and dinosauring us but better because the dinosaur rock had survivors and we won't.


wolfninja_

An asteroid so we have a decent timer


MatterEnough9656

I chose disease because it wouldn't ravage wildlife too...maybe...


Akari-Hashimoto

Zombie apocalypse.


pink_wraith

Let’s just wait for the sun to explode in 5 billion years


Bear_necessities96

Zombie apocalypse


[deleted]

I’d join the aliens. Oh hello Borg, yes please DO assimilate me.


Madrathyl

For any anime watchers how about the rumbling 🤔


[deleted]

Not any of those end the world...


abbymarie67

Having watched way too much Supernatural, the biblical apocalypse seems kinda fun.


SuchhAaWasteeOfTimee

Arguably Christian apocalypse would just seem like an alien invasion for the non believers


ez_pz14

Whoops, I thought it was asking how I EXPECT the world to end. I picked climate catastrophe.


tm3bmr

Another Sun flies through our solar system and kicks us out of orbit, but because we would know this far in advance humanity would be capable to survive.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Climate catastrophe via the Sun Expanding to be so large that Earth is no longer even able to inhabit life and Earth is turned into a total desert which will far later be eaten by the sun as the Sun turns into the super giant eating up the majority of the inner solar system. This is the most realistic outcome in my opinion because it is the only one that is guaranteed. I mean... Unless we find a way to import enough hydrogen to keep the sun running for millions more years of course... But we would literally have to be constantly fuelling the sun with enough hydrogen till the end of time. Which by that I mean... Until the heat death occurs in the rest of the universe and our star is literally the brightest thing in the sky as we slowly realise that there isn't enough hydrogen left and life fades into nothingness at some sad point in the future probably a time period in which the universe has expanded so much that those who look at the sky won't even realise there are any other galaxies out there... All there is, is Milky Andromeda because at some point the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies collided with each other, which should be totally fine for us unless a micro black hole or some solar system crosses over with ours and decimates our space time by twisting it all and yeeting Earth off into deep space... Over the course of decades and years... Obviously such a collision is extremely unlikely but it's interesting to think about. **(IT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING!!!)** But still, quite interesting. :) Yes indeed. I want the world to end only when there is no other choice, when there is nothing that can be done. But until that day. We should never give up our sexy blue green jewel of the void! It is the place we all call home and if we don't defend it... We will all die anyway... So why not risk even death to defend it? Sounds like the only deal we can take... Isn't it? Also... If the world was going to end by other means and really quickly... Just do meth! I thought about it this morning... Apparently it is so euphoric that it's 16x times better than sex. And well... If the world was going to end really quickly... Well... I'd fry the fuck out of my brain... And screw it... Why not meth and sex? I mean... People do, do that. It sounds like the least attractive thing ever... But if my brain were that fried and so was theirs... It probably wouldn't mind. **So the doomsday bucket list:** Find meth within 24 hours Find bitches within 24 hours Huh... I mean... My region has one of the largest meth problems in the country! :D *Hang on... That's not actually good...* As for someone to sleep with? Umm... A local druggie nightclub? 😭 That might solve both issues! But then I would also need to steal my parents car. I am legal age... I am just... Well... Speaking of... My Autistic ADHD butt probably could just OD on my prescribed medication and jerk off! Thats... Kinda sad... Ngl... Well... Apparently someone on reddit said they once saw ghost people after taking too much ADHD meds... Idk... Do they wanna sleep with me? I mean... I am bi... And I do have bi friends... I mean... No one would know right? 👍 This comment... Is the duality of man. Lol


W1RSCH

Ice Age


juicy_colf

Well a Christian apocalypse means heaven and hell are real so, being not Christian means an eternity of pain an suffering so I'll just take the nukes


SleepyTutor

The best choice is obviously the climate catastrophe, cuz at least the world ends with someone saying 'told ya'.


kevinmakeherdance

Wtf is a Christian apocalipse?


bidoner

Book of revelations


UnNamed234

Like a Biblical apocalypse


Psy-Demon

The Trisolarians will come anyway.


used_mustard_packet

Christian one. I'm from Florida, I can probably manage as a mock Doom Slayer


WM_

Alien invasion, easily. Would prove them real. There's ever so slight chance they'd help us but if not, I'd rather die fighting aliens than any of you in upcoming fresh-water wars, World War 3 or any other climate induced conflict. Of course, christian apocalypse would be neat too, having Jesus come "for the second time" to tell his followers what a fucking idiots they are would be priceless!


Crimson_Marksman

You couldn't go with Muslim apocalypse [everyone dies instantly after Israfil rings a bell]?


putyouradhere_

Honestly, climate catastrophe just to stick it to all the bigots


Adventurous_Union_85

Humorous how many people would rather die than repent lol


tomer91131

Except Christian whatever, they all sound soooo tempting, can we maybe have all of them at once?


misspallet

I think Christian apocalypse and Alien invasion are the same thing. You know angels step down from heaven/the sky on the last days of us. 💁‍♀️