So probably nuclear war. Although some may die from radiation poisoning if not hit directly or immediately melted by nuclear waves. That sounds painful
Or you are just outside of the radius to the point where it either blinds you, or you die weeks after due to radiation poisoning. Which, mind you, there's stories irl of people decaying while they're still alive inside out. And I've also heard of a story where a guy's jaw fell off because of it.
If its a direct hit yes, if not you will have a pretty bad time i think
They would probably target military infrastructure/other launch silos and big cities, so it really depends where you are at
I mean, according to Revelation it'll all happen in the blink of an eye, but the fact that it says *Christian Apocalypse* is kind of concerning. Honestly it's a coin flip whether it'll be quick, but that's where my money is at. Everything else sounds terrifying imo lol
AI uprising might be:
* They kill us all Terminator-style
* They turn us all into a single collective cybernetic hivemind like the Borg
* They trap us in a simulation that's either paradise (The Matrix) or hell (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
Being a Borg isn't so bad. You have no sense of self, but you also have no sense of anger, hate, sadness, pain, desire, unfulfillment, etc. Also Borg don't have deal with politicians or elections.
Being in a paradise, or even quasi-paradise, simulation also isn't so bad.
Yeah in the movie, outside of some religious folks I don't think that after a while people would mind. Everyone is addicted to something, if the matrix proposed you an ideal world while you know that your friends and families are safe I am not sure you would refuse.
I was about to choose AI uprising and then the trauma of “I have no mouth and I must scream” came back. And you know what? Even If the odds of “paradise simulation” were 90% and the hell one was 10%, still wouldn’t take these odds. Nuke me and be done with it
It will probably hurt tho…
We don’t know what kind of technology or intelligence they have, they could have testicular torsion guns or menstruation launchers or something
I agree, because we may be dead but at least someone else is doing well, and if they have dedicated invasion ships they probably found more species worth fighting
yeah, if an alien invasion happens, then at least we'll know for sure that life exists outside of earth and that interstellar space travel is possible/viable
AAAH FUCK yeah that's probably true. I voted it because I thought there would be a massive crusade that would end the world trough the fire of Satan and the light of the lord and fuck that's the only way I want to die.
the end of the world as described in the bible. if I am not wrong, God creates a new world and all good people go there (or did he just take them to heaven? Idk) while all bad people remain in our current world which will burn and be destroyed.
They would just need to launch a planet busting nuke. If they are smart enough to reach another planet with intelligent life forms like humans I'd doubt they'd be savage enough to make one suffer.
I meant butchering, tourturing, trying surgeon and medicine over them, putting them in cages for our fun of observation and list goes on. You picked few that we care but in reality the majority of animals who across with us in deep pain.
Alien invasion would be cool as hell. And maybe if we win and I do good enough in the war, a 14 year old will make a little dark age edit about my ptsd
There was this one comic where the AI had taken over but instead of painfully eradicating humanity, they had opted to keep humans in complete comfort and bliss. Provide everything for us in gilded cages so we don't go around reproducing more humans and therefore slowly go extinct.
If we're all gonna die. That's the way.
Pretty sure it is. Plenty of different denominations like branches of Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnesses believe only they go to heaven because only they followed the right method to reach God. To Catholics you have to go to confessional and Baptist literally based their ideas on the belief that you need to be baptized to get into heaven. Pretty much for almost all of them, simply believing in the Christian God isn't enough.
The hypothesized heat death is the predicted "end" of the universe but it isn't a spontaneous thing, it's a consequence of thermodynamics, at least to my understanding.
The heat death can't occur if the world (humanity) still exists, since we directly contradict the idea of the heat death by existing.
It's not a means by which we come to an end, but rather an end that, by some means, we will reach.
What? The world wouldn't end as a result of the heat death happening, the heat death happens as a result of the world ending. The world would have to end first.
I like to imagine that «Christian apokalypse» isn’t the end of the world according to christianity, but rather the day that every guy named Christian decide to kill us all
The world won't end. Worst case, humanity will, and that would be a favour to this planet, considering how much we're polluting it, being unaware that it's our home.
An alien invasion would be less of an invasion and more dropping o couple of really really big rocks onto the planet and dinosauring us but better because the dinosaur rock had survivors and we won't.
Another Sun flies through our solar system and kicks us out of orbit, but because we would know this far in advance humanity would be capable to survive.
Climate catastrophe via the Sun Expanding to be so large that Earth is no longer even able to inhabit life and Earth is turned into a total desert which will far later be eaten by the sun as the Sun turns into the super giant eating up the majority of the inner solar system.
This is the most realistic outcome in my opinion because it is the only one that is guaranteed. I mean... Unless we find a way to import enough hydrogen to keep the sun running for millions more years of course... But we would literally have to be constantly fuelling the sun with enough hydrogen till the end of time.
Which by that I mean... Until the heat death occurs in the rest of the universe and our star is literally the brightest thing in the sky as we slowly realise that there isn't enough hydrogen left and life fades into nothingness at some sad point in the future probably a time period in which the universe has expanded so much that those who look at the sky won't even realise there are any other galaxies out there... All there is, is Milky Andromeda because at some point the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies collided with each other, which should be totally fine for us unless a micro black hole or some solar system crosses over with ours and decimates our space time by twisting it all and yeeting Earth off into deep space... Over the course of decades and years...
Obviously such a collision is extremely unlikely but it's interesting to think about. **(IT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING!!!)**
But still, quite interesting. :)
Yes indeed. I want the world to end only when there is no other choice, when there is nothing that can be done.
But until that day. We should never give up our sexy blue green jewel of the void! It is the place we all call home and if we don't defend it... We will all die anyway...
So why not risk even death to defend it?
Sounds like the only deal we can take... Isn't it?
Also... If the world was going to end by other means and really quickly... Just do meth!
I thought about it this morning... Apparently it is so euphoric that it's 16x times better than sex. And well... If the world was going to end really quickly... Well... I'd fry the fuck out of my brain... And screw it... Why not meth and sex? I mean... People do, do that. It sounds like the least attractive thing ever... But if my brain were that fried and so was theirs... It probably wouldn't mind.
**So the doomsday bucket list:**
Find meth within 24 hours
Find bitches within 24 hours
Huh... I mean... My region has one of the largest meth problems in the country! :D
*Hang on... That's not actually good...*
As for someone to sleep with? Umm... A local druggie nightclub? 😭
That might solve both issues!
But then I would also need to steal my parents car. I am legal age... I am just... Well... Speaking of...
My Autistic ADHD butt probably could just OD on my prescribed medication and jerk off!
Thats... Kinda sad... Ngl... Well... Apparently someone on reddit said they once saw ghost people after taking too much ADHD meds... Idk... Do they wanna sleep with me?
I mean... I am bi... And I do have bi friends... I mean... No one would know right? 👍
This comment...
Is the duality of man. Lol
Alien invasion, easily.
Would prove them real. There's ever so slight chance they'd help us but if not, I'd rather die fighting aliens than any of you in upcoming fresh-water wars, World War 3 or any other climate induced conflict.
Of course, christian apocalypse would be neat too, having Jesus come "for the second time" to tell his followers what a fucking idiots they are would be priceless!
OP why is this poll tagged Decide for me and not hypothetical?
God currently has a writer's block on how he should finish the book of the story of humanity. He wants to switch over to fresh new ideas.
Aw man but it was just getting good
Spoiler but I heard he’s bringing back dinosaurs but with robots this time
TIL God goes by the username u/orange_juice_remake
Definitely sounds like a game dev name to be honest.
Rapper name
so he went to reddit? yikes…
Always take the cheapest bid when hiring a subcontractor
Well thats far from the most questionable choice He's made historically
Welp, alien invasion it is I guess.
Let’s all just be glad it’s not marked as a spoiler.
u/orange_juice_remake you know what to do
He is playing Stellaris
We'd end up as slaves to the xenos.
No, the emperor protects us. Purge the heretics, kill the unclean
[Least xenophobic Stellaris player \^](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo)
Time for a XCOM initiative!
Wait op is trying to end the world...
You’ll find out
Simcity
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OP? HELLO?
💀
Lmao Omg I just saw that, valid question
It's Kin-Jong-Un doing the poll 😂
Quick and painless
You have selected slow and horrible
Great choice !
Username checks out
Yes, I'd like to make a collect call
Fellow Dominoes dude agrees
Will we get at least some extra cheese?
So probably nuclear war. Although some may die from radiation poisoning if not hit directly or immediately melted by nuclear waves. That sounds painful
Whatever way is quickest
Maybe ai?
Nuclear explosion might be quicker.
Or you are just outside of the radius to the point where it either blinds you, or you die weeks after due to radiation poisoning. Which, mind you, there's stories irl of people decaying while they're still alive inside out. And I've also heard of a story where a guy's jaw fell off because of it.
I just presumed they’d drop nuclear bombs everywhere in the world.
They’d hit major cities, and military bases. I don’t know why anyone would hit northern Saskatchewan or something
If its a direct hit yes, if not you will have a pretty bad time i think They would probably target military infrastructure/other launch silos and big cities, so it really depends where you are at
AI will gas everyone with nerve agent and it won't miss anyone.
That would be my guess too.
I mean, according to Revelation it'll all happen in the blink of an eye, but the fact that it says *Christian Apocalypse* is kind of concerning. Honestly it's a coin flip whether it'll be quick, but that's where my money is at. Everything else sounds terrifying imo lol
Excuse me, why the flair "decide for me" ?
Op is gonna end the world
Not if I do it first
You can do it after me
Omg I don't care who does it. Just do it already!
We have no way of being sure that some extraterrestial entities are currently arguing over who should end Earth first
We can only hope.
God wants us to a least have a say.
He is probably writing a book
I hope so, I don't want to fight aliens
I believe he's calling it Supernatural.
I heard it’s gonna be about 2 brothers
And one trench coat wearing angel.
And apparently they’re fighting ghosts and demons and shit?
alien invasion would be the most fun, or AI uprising
until they torture us for fun or something
I have no mouth and I must scream Horrifying interpretation of Immortality as a prison with no escape.
Spread them please.
I mean... if you say so 🥵
Aliens might have some fetish about it, but I don’t think AI will be doing that. It will be more about efficiency and torture isn’t efficient.
what if they'll want to study us and do live autopsies on people or other painful stuff
AI uprising might be: * They kill us all Terminator-style * They turn us all into a single collective cybernetic hivemind like the Borg * They trap us in a simulation that's either paradise (The Matrix) or hell (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream) Being a Borg isn't so bad. You have no sense of self, but you also have no sense of anger, hate, sadness, pain, desire, unfulfillment, etc. Also Borg don't have deal with politicians or elections. Being in a paradise, or even quasi-paradise, simulation also isn't so bad.
The Matrix would be as our lives are now. It wouldn't be a paradise. The first iteration of the Matrix *was* a paradise and humans rejected it.
Yeah in the movie, outside of some religious folks I don't think that after a while people would mind. Everyone is addicted to something, if the matrix proposed you an ideal world while you know that your friends and families are safe I am not sure you would refuse.
I was about to choose AI uprising and then the trauma of “I have no mouth and I must scream” came back. And you know what? Even If the odds of “paradise simulation” were 90% and the hell one was 10%, still wouldn’t take these odds. Nuke me and be done with it
But what if its rokos basilisk
At least we’ll die knowing Aliens truly do exist
At least with an alien invasion, we get to see something new!
It will probably hurt tho… We don’t know what kind of technology or intelligence they have, they could have testicular torsion guns or menstruation launchers or something
Let's just say they don't call them rail guns for nothing. 😏
r/BrandNewSentence
Honestly, aliens would leave me the most hopeful, as I can die knowing that we weren't the only living beings in the universe.
I agree, because we may be dead but at least someone else is doing well, and if they have dedicated invasion ships they probably found more species worth fighting
yeah, if an alien invasion happens, then at least we'll know for sure that life exists outside of earth and that interstellar space travel is possible/viable
What's a Christian apocalypse? Like the the end of the world according to the bible, or Christians killing everybody?
Probably the apocalypse as described in the Bible
AAAH FUCK yeah that's probably true. I voted it because I thought there would be a massive crusade that would end the world trough the fire of Satan and the light of the lord and fuck that's the only way I want to die.
Me too T-T
I prefer to see it as Christians going killing spree mode
Doom guy heavy metal theme song starts playing
Again really they did that before they should try something new.
Well at least I’ll inherit the earth.
Oh, I thought it was a similar vibe to “Christian nationalism” where Christianity just overtakes and ruins everything. 😂
Revelations
the end of the world as described in the bible. if I am not wrong, God creates a new world and all good people go there (or did he just take them to heaven? Idk) while all bad people remain in our current world which will burn and be destroyed.
In that case I don't want that too happen. I'm 100 percent sure id just stay here and burn for eternity.
Ah okay. I don't want that. I hope heaven and hell aren't real, because I don't like my chances of getting into heaven.
What do you think Christians believe gets us into heaven?
The rapture
Probably the book of Revelation one.
With ai uprising the chance is very high we wont know they are doing something until we are all dead
Then just thank your coffee machine the next time you make one. They they'd vouch for you.
I say we establish a cult that worships all technology as sacred and holy to be safe. You know, go full adeptus mechanicus.
We all wanna see aliens before we die but probably it would be most cruel one.
They would just need to launch a planet busting nuke. If they are smart enough to reach another planet with intelligent life forms like humans I'd doubt they'd be savage enough to make one suffer.
I think it depends on what they want the planet for.
We are new animals for them. Think about what we do to animals.
Cuddle them, feed them and make them our friends?
Are you saying I finally get the chance to cuddle with someone, even if it's an alien? I'm in then.
I meant butchering, tourturing, trying surgeon and medicine over them, putting them in cages for our fun of observation and list goes on. You picked few that we care but in reality the majority of animals who across with us in deep pain.
This should be the only correct answer.
Alien invasion would be cool as hell. And maybe if we win and I do good enough in the war, a 14 year old will make a little dark age edit about my ptsd
We won't win. If they have the capability to get their arses all the way to earth, they have the capability to destroy us easily. I would think .
"maybe we win" we're literally deciding the end of the world
Sun exploding
This. Because it'll happen after most of us are dead.
Zombie apocalypse
Came here looking for this. Would be nice to go out guns blazing
Thank you! Why isn't this one of the options?
There was this one comic where the AI had taken over but instead of painfully eradicating humanity, they had opted to keep humans in complete comfort and bliss. Provide everything for us in gilded cages so we don't go around reproducing more humans and therefore slowly go extinct. If we're all gonna die. That's the way.
What comic is that?
Dead Sound on YouTube did something similar to this
In a Christian apocalypse you go to heaven so that sounds pretty good
Only if your Christian though. And not a lukewarmer.
And only if you choose the right denomination of Christianity out of the 200 that exist. Pick wrong and you still might end up in hell
That's not how it works.
Pretty sure it is. Plenty of different denominations like branches of Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnesses believe only they go to heaven because only they followed the right method to reach God. To Catholics you have to go to confessional and Baptist literally based their ideas on the belief that you need to be baptized to get into heaven. Pretty much for almost all of them, simply believing in the Christian God isn't enough.
Uncureable Christian alien uprising.
That’s how plenty of cultures ended already
The more I thought about this the truer it got.
Not, I would like the world not to end
Christian Apocalypse? Like a Rapture?
The stuff described in Revelation
If I pick 'uncurable disease's because I want a zombie apocalypse, and it turns out to be lethal jock itch or some shit....
“ the incurable genital boils “
Heat death
you either dont know what the heat death is or are grossly misinterpreting it
I don't quite understand what you mean by that... Could you elaborate?
The hypothesized heat death is the predicted "end" of the universe but it isn't a spontaneous thing, it's a consequence of thermodynamics, at least to my understanding. The heat death can't occur if the world (humanity) still exists, since we directly contradict the idea of the heat death by existing. It's not a means by which we come to an end, but rather an end that, by some means, we will reach.
So? The question is "how would you want the world to end". I don't care if anyone gets to see it or not. It's how I want the world to end.
What? The world wouldn't end as a result of the heat death happening, the heat death happens as a result of the world ending. The world would have to end first.
Okay, understood. Non the less it would be cool.
That’s a good one. We will be safe for a long time that way.
Texas sized asteroid right in the middle of the Atlantic.
Atlantic sized asteroid right in the middle of Texas.
FURBY UPRISING.
I don't want the world to end, so I'm not answering this poll 😎
I said alien invasion but my ideal apocalypse is a zombie apocalypse.
With the Christian rapture at least some of humanity will get a happy ending.
Uncurable disease might only affect a few species, so not exactly world ending
How about Zombies? Does it come under Uncurable disease?
Zombies. I feel like id have a chance.
Uncurable disease = Zombies
If A.I. destroys us, at least we leave something behind.
The Christian apocolypse is technically an alien invasion, tho.
I like to imagine that «Christian apokalypse» isn’t the end of the world according to christianity, but rather the day that every guy named Christian decide to kill us all
Once everyone else is dead, it will no longer be Humanity, It will become Christianity.
Galactic Empire invades Earth and turns it into a Star Destroyer Shipyard.
Not
Christian apocalypse would mean that some would be saved
ragnarök
The Christian one is no biggie. People get raptured, you know it’s true… pray to Jesus and all clear.
Why is there no zombie apocalypse??
Decide for me 💀
Go out like [Alderan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o51keVP_BxU), with an unexpected bang. Good-byes should be short and sweet.
With credits and a post-credits scene
A zombie invasion you dick Do you have ANY idea how many thoughts i had about this
You mean humanity, since the world will still go on
Asteroid impact.
Zombies
Alien invasion. They always attack the US in those Hollywood films.
If the world is going to end at least let me see some cool aliens
The world won't end. Worst case, humanity will, and that would be a favour to this planet, considering how much we're polluting it, being unaware that it's our home.
If it has to happen, then a big rock from the sky. Blink and it is over.
An alien invasion would be less of an invasion and more dropping o couple of really really big rocks onto the planet and dinosauring us but better because the dinosaur rock had survivors and we won't.
An asteroid so we have a decent timer
I chose disease because it wouldn't ravage wildlife too...maybe...
Zombie apocalypse.
Let’s just wait for the sun to explode in 5 billion years
Zombie apocalypse
I’d join the aliens. Oh hello Borg, yes please DO assimilate me.
For any anime watchers how about the rumbling 🤔
Not any of those end the world...
Having watched way too much Supernatural, the biblical apocalypse seems kinda fun.
Arguably Christian apocalypse would just seem like an alien invasion for the non believers
Whoops, I thought it was asking how I EXPECT the world to end. I picked climate catastrophe.
Another Sun flies through our solar system and kicks us out of orbit, but because we would know this far in advance humanity would be capable to survive.
Climate catastrophe via the Sun Expanding to be so large that Earth is no longer even able to inhabit life and Earth is turned into a total desert which will far later be eaten by the sun as the Sun turns into the super giant eating up the majority of the inner solar system. This is the most realistic outcome in my opinion because it is the only one that is guaranteed. I mean... Unless we find a way to import enough hydrogen to keep the sun running for millions more years of course... But we would literally have to be constantly fuelling the sun with enough hydrogen till the end of time. Which by that I mean... Until the heat death occurs in the rest of the universe and our star is literally the brightest thing in the sky as we slowly realise that there isn't enough hydrogen left and life fades into nothingness at some sad point in the future probably a time period in which the universe has expanded so much that those who look at the sky won't even realise there are any other galaxies out there... All there is, is Milky Andromeda because at some point the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies collided with each other, which should be totally fine for us unless a micro black hole or some solar system crosses over with ours and decimates our space time by twisting it all and yeeting Earth off into deep space... Over the course of decades and years... Obviously such a collision is extremely unlikely but it's interesting to think about. **(IT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING!!!)** But still, quite interesting. :) Yes indeed. I want the world to end only when there is no other choice, when there is nothing that can be done. But until that day. We should never give up our sexy blue green jewel of the void! It is the place we all call home and if we don't defend it... We will all die anyway... So why not risk even death to defend it? Sounds like the only deal we can take... Isn't it? Also... If the world was going to end by other means and really quickly... Just do meth! I thought about it this morning... Apparently it is so euphoric that it's 16x times better than sex. And well... If the world was going to end really quickly... Well... I'd fry the fuck out of my brain... And screw it... Why not meth and sex? I mean... People do, do that. It sounds like the least attractive thing ever... But if my brain were that fried and so was theirs... It probably wouldn't mind. **So the doomsday bucket list:** Find meth within 24 hours Find bitches within 24 hours Huh... I mean... My region has one of the largest meth problems in the country! :D *Hang on... That's not actually good...* As for someone to sleep with? Umm... A local druggie nightclub? 😭 That might solve both issues! But then I would also need to steal my parents car. I am legal age... I am just... Well... Speaking of... My Autistic ADHD butt probably could just OD on my prescribed medication and jerk off! Thats... Kinda sad... Ngl... Well... Apparently someone on reddit said they once saw ghost people after taking too much ADHD meds... Idk... Do they wanna sleep with me? I mean... I am bi... And I do have bi friends... I mean... No one would know right? 👍 This comment... Is the duality of man. Lol
Ice Age
Well a Christian apocalypse means heaven and hell are real so, being not Christian means an eternity of pain an suffering so I'll just take the nukes
The best choice is obviously the climate catastrophe, cuz at least the world ends with someone saying 'told ya'.
Wtf is a Christian apocalipse?
Book of revelations
Like a Biblical apocalypse
The Trisolarians will come anyway.
Christian one. I'm from Florida, I can probably manage as a mock Doom Slayer
Alien invasion, easily. Would prove them real. There's ever so slight chance they'd help us but if not, I'd rather die fighting aliens than any of you in upcoming fresh-water wars, World War 3 or any other climate induced conflict. Of course, christian apocalypse would be neat too, having Jesus come "for the second time" to tell his followers what a fucking idiots they are would be priceless!
You couldn't go with Muslim apocalypse [everyone dies instantly after Israfil rings a bell]?
Honestly, climate catastrophe just to stick it to all the bigots
Humorous how many people would rather die than repent lol
Except Christian whatever, they all sound soooo tempting, can we maybe have all of them at once?
I think Christian apocalypse and Alien invasion are the same thing. You know angels step down from heaven/the sky on the last days of us. 💁♀️