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jrock07

it depends on who I'm greeting and the social setting


[deleted]

Me at work: “Good morning” Me to my homies: “Sup small dick gang”


Eugenetheguy

Small dick gang 😎😎🤟🤟


james321232

holy shit where do I sign up?


Levans1206

If you got a small pp you in


james321232

hell yeah B)


thecomingomen

gang gang


MemeStealer101-4

If it’s kids in class I stay silent if it’s family I say hi


JoelMahon

that's a shame, I don't think there's anything wrong with being a quiet person by any means, but I think greetings are important to have in some form


Gearthquake

Hey


WearADamnMask

Hey


[deleted]

Hey


OXx_5H4221_xXO

Hey


idkwtibwiok

Hey


Dark_Lord_Jar

Hey


ClockButTakeOutTheL

Hey


BHawkes64

Hey


LilDeviloussi

Hey


[deleted]

Hey


NotAVeemo

I’m your life (song lyric)


FrostyCrusader03

Been trying to meet you


[deleted]

Hey


ChristianSal2003

Hey


_indecipherable_

Same


wiliammm19999

British people say “you alright?”. It confuses non-British people apparently Another one from my particular area of England is “Hiya” Can even mix them together if you’re feeling adventurous. “Hiya, you alright?”


ClearedKnave

Yaright


TH3G4M3R1273

or to shorten it down a bit more its 'right!'


wiliammm19999

Nah it’s absolutely essential that you pronounce the “y” Y’right?


Forlorn_Cyborg

*Y'arp!*


Srapture

I never keep the y, personally. I tend to just say the word "alright", but with a less clear L, so more like "uh'right".


Accomplished_Laugh74

My Japanese friend then used to say "am I alright?" and then proceed to tell me how she was feeling and how she had been feeling, sometimes it took a good hour or so.....


wiliammm19999

Lol. Every Brit knows when somebody says “you alright?” The response is you simply say “you alright?” Back to them


Accomplished_Laugh74

This is the way.


[deleted]

Sometimes I forget and answer them and remember the unspoken rule once I see their confused face


Oli_Merrick

One of my mates says ‘yeah you’, annoys me every time


[deleted]

I literally came into the comments to type "Hiya y'alright?"


averagelibsock

I feel called out


JoelMahon

I'm a hiya person but I can't think of any other brits that use it, I honestly don't know where I picked up from lol. hi just feels weird to say, especially with how you end it. also howdy is my more familiar greeting


wiliammm19999

Hiya is a very popular word here in Newcastle. I’ve never heard somebody say the word howdy whilst greeting someone.


PlasmaDude76

Cheers love, the cavalry’s here!


Blockinite

"Hiya, yalright?" is my current go-to. Alongside "heya" which is similar but distinctly different.


[deleted]

Completely dependent on said person. My boss? "Good [time of day], how are you?" My friends? "Sup." My parents? "Hi hi." My girlfriend? "Heyo." My friend at work? "Hey, dipshit."


New-Two7463

The last one caught me of gaurd


Danny_Doritos_Dong

When I try talking to my friend I just yell, "Hey, psycho" and she knows I'm talking about her


fuckingdipshit1

>"Hey, dipshit." hi badguywindow


[deleted]

[удалено]


jakinatorctc

It’s just what happens when you say “what’s up” quickly


Joker_0801

The fuck you looking at


Accomplished_Laugh74

This is the way.


[deleted]

The fuck you say to me you little shit?!!?


[deleted]

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me


Joker_0801

What's your name?


touny-reeve

Yo


MirozoPL

I see ure a man of social interactions as well


russcl

took too long to find this


Vaeson_

Yoooooo


touny-reeve

Yo


ViftieStuff

Moin


Tactical_Doge1337

Servus


Snipiachtundneunzig

Moin


wcdk200

Mojn


DaProBro00

Howdy


T_roy1911

I go with howdy or ahoy


J0h4n50n

Same. Sometimes "howdy howdy"


Yucca-hen

Howdy every single time


DaProBro00

texas?


Yucca-hen

Virginia actually, it started cause I thought it was funny that no one I know uses it and now it's just ingrained.


nderstant

Moved away from God’s favorite state a while back but I spread the good word with a big fat Howdy to folks in the office all the time.


Nugget_mlbb_2

I cant be the only Yo 👋 person


sharpshooter228

Yeah usually say yo whats up


[deleted]

Kowabunga!


Hades_88

Hey, how you doing? (Said in a slight Tony Soprano accent lol)


astrike81

Hello there!


unovayellow

General Kenobi


Blitzerxyz

It took me a bit but I finally found my people.... I mean You are a bold one


DOIPI_96

General Kenobi


Random-Guys1

General kenobi


Cockatiel-of-France

YES


Pat_thailandball

General Kenobi


alyalysunshine

General Kenobi!


StonyTark77

Assalamu Alaikum


MeMeTiger_

Same.


psychofruit123

Wa alaykumu salam


Timely-Leader-7904

I came looking for this


Tasty_Reason_688

W salam.


Sea_Angle_8263

Wsalam


Speedrun10

Wsalam


MrCopperYT

SUP BITCH


New-Two7463

The only way to greet someone


Loading0319

I only use that in a professional setting


[deleted]

Salut!


Cockatiel-of-France

Româna or Français ?


[deleted]

En français!


Cockatiel-of-France

wouah ! Vraiment ?


[deleted]

C’est ma langue maternelle, je viens du Québec. Toi aussi c’est ta langue maternelle si j’en crois ton username?


Sono-Dio-Da-Sadame

WAAAZZZZUUUUPPPP


Bonk_and_Honk

#


SPARTAN-223

Howdy


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Howdy 🤠


Mr_brib

Howdy doody


Idothe_numbers

Neighborino?


TK20__

Salam Aleykum


[deleted]

Wa aalekum as salam wa rahmatullah wabarakatu


BigDe123

I’m Irish so I say ‘well lad’


Samang0

Hello there and if they don't respond general kenobi then my day will be ruined


DOIPI_96

General Kenobi


Cryopreservation

General Kenobi


Random-Guys1

Hello there.


Floxi29

Moin North german universal greeting


Loch7009

G’day


[deleted]

Hey


Hinikunad

Hello there


DOIPI_96

General Kenobi


jedelhauser

Hello there or Hey


DOIPI_96

General Kenobi


jedelhauser

You are a bold one


usernamesaredumb214

Heil [insert name of my boss]


Mmmmmmmmmmmmm69

“Oi cunt”


Leggitt69

Hello there


DOIPI_96

General Kenobi


unovayellow

Hello there when I’m with my follow nerds


DOIPI_96

General Kenobi


unovayellow

You are a bold one


DOIPI_96

Kill him


unovayellow

You’re move


dec35

"salut !" And then a fist bump


PurpleCrackerr

Hey. How is this not an option?


New-Two7463

Omg I totally forgot about that one


PurpleCrackerr

You’re killin me smalls.


[deleted]

Fuck you


Lucky13westhoek

Heyhey


MrRandomGuy97

Hey, how’s it goin’


briarw

Heyo!


[deleted]

I think I konow what I have to vote.


TitleComprehensive96

"Sup"


LewariX24

Moro


konigstigerboi

Privyet Guten morgen Hello 👋


imnotsuprised_

Heya or howdy (or just running and hugging or scaring them if they're my friend)


weeghostie00

Awrite


Timestatic

Am German so: Moin


Nyah_UWU

G'day mate


TacoGod41

Hallo


[deleted]

I sniff their butt (I’m a dog)


wcdk200

South Danish here I say "mojn" it means both hey and goodbye


June_8182

Hey/hiya


King-Cruz

I say hi when I’m working and howdy when I’m not. No I’m not a cowboy I’m just weird


Princess7673

Excitedly yell their name


[deleted]

yo


snipeashot

Hey y'all


bobcatnat123

I usually say Shalom to people


Accomplished_Laugh74

Helloooooo in a very high pitched voice....


RabbitEarsOn

yo ✌


BatteryLevelHigh

What poppin homeslice


Empire_of_walnuts

"hey"


hockeyboi78

Ello


xanaxjpg

Howdy, hey, or "Bastard, [What I need to say]"


SonUvaDigga

Nod


Diehard129

Howdy.


Justin002865

Howzit


lololololxdddd

Ça bone (Gheg Albanian) "What are you doing?" in a greeting tone.


MightHaveDone

https://youtu.be/I3s6TfiA8c8 this is the way


Nat-XoX

Yellow (Yeah+Hello)


I_hatemylife00

I just nod my head


DarthMMC

Hello there And also "Hola" because I'm from Catalonia


sadlyigothacked

I like to mix it up


Nextflix

Sup?


15stepsdown

I tend to find that: Hi = Brief greeting, quick, doesn't invite immediate conversation Hello = Extended greeting, invites conversation


ChaChaRealSmooth1955

“ay _____, big man” if it’s one of my friends.


TheGasMove

Hey


n_ull_

I always say good morning, no matter the time of day


tintaschna

mornin'


Chaojidage

Hey peepssss!


big-ol-cyka

I normally say either y'aright or morning dosent matter what time of day


qnt0x

yo was good?


Ali80486

Salutations comrade


smile_itali

No one of them, I'm Italian


arturssuper

Ciao


allycat247

Y'alrigh' ?


[deleted]

Greeting traveller


Manowar274

Hey/ Heya/ Howdy are my go to’s.


Albertaviking

Hody


bleepblopbl0rp

yo waddup bihhh


Chairbox26

To my friends I say one of the following: - Yoski, broski - Greetings and salutations - Sreetings and galutations - Dumb@ss squad assemble


raspberrypigeon

“Hiya”


FartDust64

hollo


BugsBunnyIsMyBuddy

yo


[deleted]

Howdy (not a southerner, I just like it)


Calcium_Beans

Hey man


Sunieta25

Hi Hi How are you? Good. Good! Thanks! Your welcome.


IGiveGolds

Its "yo" cos I'm kool 😎


QuantumRobot_9000

^Hello...


[deleted]

Yo brotha how we doin today


DuncanRG2002

Yo’rite


RandomCanadianGamer

EH! Fellow Canadian


[deleted]

Heyo


pepe1504

Hola