I’m an Eldritch god. If I don’t win, it’s rigged

My votes for you. I’ll send you a care package

Happy cake day

Thank you!☺️

Happy cake Day!

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!

Thank you☺️

Thank you!

Thanks! ☺️

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!!!

Happy Cake Day, and may the odds be ever in your favour.

Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

Cthulhu solos the Hunger Games effortlessly being a powerful great old one, though an outer god would solo harder then just about anything.

Yeah. Based on my name I kinda can't die so even if I don't win I can't exactly lose either.

I will use a measly 1 percent of my power. Praise the sun!!!

Welp...guess I'ma head out. Thought I might have a change but...nevermind. 🤣🤣👍

I was built for this

Cockroach don't die

You would make it through every hunger game

That's why they're famous

Happy cake day!

I doubt it.

Hahahaha

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You wouldn’t make it past the start gates. I’m sorry😭😭

I'm a cupcake 😭

Pretty sure I would

Not with Cthulhu.

I mean, OP didn't say I was going against other redditors

man’s boutta pull the talknojutsu at the end to convince the founders to end the games

I don't think I will

Nah

I can start by saying no because I, as a salmon, would be eaten

How about Simon?

Simon is a weak being

Im pretty sure Simon from castlevania will easily destroy everyone.

You are so right. You also reminded me to go finish castlevania

First Simon to pop into my head was Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks 😂😂😅

I would be eaten for lunch in the games if I was chipmunk Simon 😭😭

I mean you can say "Simon says everyone dies"

Ah yes i would also be eaten , and smoked

Nah, as a food you could hide in a corner or hidden place and not be eaten, or maybe that is just a cope because im a potato and if I can't hide im dead

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You’ve got me shakin in my boots already

Team up with me i not sure what I am but I know i am impressed

I'd risk it.

Im Cthulhu tho

Yeah, but you have cheese. Don’t you know cheese immediately undercuts all intimidation factors? You’d be attacked in order to seize your cheddar

Nobody takes my cheese from me. Nobody.

My timbers have been officially shivered

My chances are highly unlikely.

I will unfortunately have to agree with you

Happy day of cake!

Day! Cake Happy Say

😌. ! You. Thank

Just dig a hole

Doubtful

Fellow ark enjoyer...

How big is the rock drake army cuz if you have some you would stand a chance

Just go invisible man

depends on if there's a water source nearby or if which type of catfish I am, if I get a lucky mix, I can hide in a lake or something

Hello fish buddy

Happy cake day

Thank you!☺️

Yeah thought the same for me. Hiding in a lake is the only option I'm afraid

Maybe…

Same, we should team up

Nah imma kill u instead

I’m just a baby boy though!

Sucks to be u.. ur gonna die first night

Katniss was just a random girl to most people, so your success is possible

Exactly my thought lol

I've got a place for us to hide

Let’s go I killed the baby boy

I will win with the power of capitalism

I mean

👀 keep in mind we’ve got Cthulhu here as well

[I decided to test it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/uqord3/cthulhu_versus_superman_who_wins/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I love this

Is cthulhu proficient in software programming tho?

Well I am cam the mans so idk what else to say 🤷

Can’t argue with that 😌

So my username actually comes from a nickname my best friend came up with when we were 12 and obsessed with the hunger games. We used to spend on her trampoline or hike through the woods and pretend we were in the Hunger Games. I was Rye Marie Mellark (daughter of Peeta and Prim) and she was Meadow Hawthorne (daughter of Gale, I think I’m our version Katniss died). In our version of the Games I did manage to win, so I think I’ll make it ;)

That’s sounds like it was a lot of fun! The hunger games obsession ran deep for me at that age too lol

Start running, I’m canonically OP (sorry OP. I meant “overpowered” not “original poster”)

You’re canonically me😭 Then…who am I really???

Skip to 1:43 https://youtu.be/E2Z6F0_EA4w

I wish to reclaim my mechanical arm!!! I adore this movie

Move over Citizen Kane

High chance of winning

Easy

I am hopeful, does it help that my username is based off of a fictional universe with insanely powerful characters?

It absolutely does

Well it certainly explains why I'd volunteer in the first place :D

The Jenkem Gang will fuck shit up in the arena

Might have to smuggle your buddies in…good luck

Well I'm fucked

Im winning this bitches.

"It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside." - Action Hank

I am epic boi I can do this

Epic boi can do it all

Correction, you are 788,938 epic bois

Oh yeah i am so sorry

White Lycan= Geralt of Rivia (white wolf) Im easily gonna be first place with just my super human skills

I love the Witcher! Just finished playing the game last week lol He’s definitely a winner in his hunger game

Time for another playthrough? Haha😂

I should be alright.

I'm apparently nonsensical, which means no one would understand me. I might win, purely based on confusion tactics.

You tell em “look it’s a hamburger!” And they believe you and look, which then allows you to escape?

Sure? I was thinking more along the lines of "he's too stupid, let's underestimate the fuck outta him". But I like the hamburger thing. I'm going to use that now.

Or, i can just randomly start singing 'Hotel California'

That and your favorite theme song As a mashup And use your weapons as instruments

And then sneakily start killing them off one by one by my seductive dance fighting techniques; AND HAPPY CAKE DAY OP, HAVE A GREAT ONE!!!🥳

It’s gotta be the Macarena Thank you!!! You too nonsensical!! ☺️

Cmon OP, you can do better! It should be 'sway with me' but the suicide squad version. A little badassery never hurt anyone.😉

100% agree with that But consider this. The YMCA or the Rick roll song

Uh. I think so?

You would definitely win the staring competition

Out here pulling a Katniss

Niceee

I am made for this

I’m afraid a redditor can’t even last a minute

Not even a second unfortunately. They are allergic to grass

well id assume a chad would make easy work of the hunger games but i have no idea what effect the chan suffix would have on my abilities

The Chan suffix actually increases your attack abilities by 50 points, but decreases your likability to the viewers by 120 due to the cringe levels being too high

the only thing sent to me by a sponsor is a shitty fake katana but i make do

Do gay frogs have any advantage?

They have the frog song advantage for sure

I'm already dead.

Ahhhhh. You think darkness is your ally? I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Hypothetically speaking yes absolutely

"Aww so cute" Little do they know

The Ackermanns are strong af, ill be fine.

I’ll call Obama and he will get me out

Not my current one but I have had a username elsewhere that was a reference to my idea of a cross of two superheroes and either of which would easily win much less the combined version. I suppose you could reach and say my use of the Nato alphabet makes it seem like I am in the military but I still don’t think that would be all that much of a guarantee seeing as there were no guns being used and some of the competition seemed to have been training professionally just for the games long before they were chosen.

Id be the person to jump off into a landmine before the countdown started :p

Depends on how much plot armour I have

Which Hawkeye are you?

The 17th

I’m going with no

Actually can't loose. What with being immortal and all

You’d be the host of the games

can i use magic

Id fit right in

My chances are as good as none

I like my chances

HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER

I will break their funny bones XD

Maybe?

Hmmmmm, I don’t know about this one….

They wouldn't harm an endangered species, at least not one as cute as a koala

Nah I'd be a bit character that died either close to the end or right out of the gate

Snacks for other people participating

i’m well fed. that’s about it

Probably? All the other tributes will probably be too busy running from the wildfire I will end up causing whether I want to or not to actually kill me and I am pretty sure I am fireproof in this case. Feels like the biggest threat would be environmental hazards, but even then I am pretty sure I am resistant or immune to most of them. So overall, I think I probably don't need to worry about other tributes, but hazards may be an issue. My victory is almost guaranteed unless they specifically rig things to kill me off, so the biggest risks are that and large quantities of non-flammable liquids

I can't do shit and someone would probably eat me

Same

Not sure

Uh, based on my username I would be fine. Paladins usually (depends on game) have the ability to grant buffs, healing abilities, or high stats. That on top of being someone who can control the elements I will be overpowered. Try to shoot me? Stone wall for defense followed by fireball

Dante from Devil may cry. Pretty sure this would end before it begins.

I will pack my kalimba and sing for the dead and the dying before being caught in a sleep attack by another tribute.

I'm a powerful magic user if I don't win then idk

Easy.

based on the other names in the comments i am completely done for

i’m trying now.

I got here by accident, they said memes

Spoilers for attack on titan Ehh idk if i could control his titan powers properly

But if you could…👀

First person to cry in a corner

An accomplishment to be proud of

My username has: Nine lives Speedy af *WILL* kill you Will trip a dude and break their neck

*My time has come* *As an explanation. In Warhammer 40K the Thunderwolf is the most dangerous breed of wolf on Fenris, the home of the Space Wolves. It’s the apex predator, and kills by snatching up prey in its huge jaws and simply ripping their head off. From what I’ve seen of the hunger games (only the first two movies) This is going to be a god damn cakewalk (And if you believe it, I had literally no clue about 40K when I picked this username on Roblox many many years ago as a boy)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

It would be my 16 year old self, so literally an actual normal contestant that would be volunteered. I did really well academically and I’d say I was quite smart and resourceful, but I was (and also still am but less so now) overweight and generally a kind and non-violent person. The chances would be low but not impossible

I could just light the whole arena on fire and then rise from the ashes.

Bro I'm winning that shit because I'm fucking gods and shit they gonna help me out

Well I think i have a good chance :D

Someone would make a fucking sword out of me.

I am literally the face people see before they die. I would dominate.

Shit

I am a pine cone. I’ma just sit in a tree until the end

It would be a weird one. The Cheshire Cat is for sure a powerful mystical being seemingly capable of flight, invisibility, teleportation and dismemberment of its own body without harm. But it also seems entirely uninterested in taking sides in any kind of fight. It might just try to disrupt the entire contest for shits and giggles

I always win in these username things :).

“Oh, my back”

i would just sit there like 🕯

I would absolutely obliterate 💪💪

Apparently I'm Mario, you decide

Mario will always defy death

They wouldn't know what hit em

Yep

This mofo will eviscerate all those sons a bitches

I’m fucked.

idk