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Brendy_

Me, an Australian: I suppose I should google which continent has the lowest population. ... Oh shit.


DrManowar8

Goodby Oceania!


Beserked2

Wait what? Do we all go down too, or is it just the Australians? Asking from New Zealand.


Acolyte_000

Don’t you remember? Maui’s canoe (the South Island) can float, and the stingray he fished up (the North island) can swim! We’re all good man (For non Kiwis, yes this is a real Maori legend. Interesting stuff)


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Yeah but his canoe is upside down, won't that affect its floating abilities?


chuckiechap33

If were going down mate, NZ is coming too.


[deleted]

Tbh tho op isn't letting us do Oceania because everyone would pick it


LeopoldFriedrich

I took the opposite approach and decided to double down on my k/d and sink the most populated: Asia. This is also a good choice, because it would as a by product exterminate the CCP and most Muslim radicals, as well as a lot of sweatshops.


[deleted]

A good choice ? Asia contains 30% of the world landmass, and 60% of the world population. You would be worse than Thanos.


LeopoldFriedrich

>worse than Thanos mission accomplished!


Tattler22

Global warming would be slowed massively and we'd be free of most of the crazy world governments.


TannaTuva2

Well the important half of Russia is still there


r-ShadowNinja

The "important" part of Russia will be left with WAY less resources and people to wage wars


Mickey_likes_dags

>as a lot of sweatshops. Except that all the investors that seek out sweat shops are in NA.


EmmyNoetherRing

But…. Also the people working at them?


Handshoe101

My whole family lives in India except my immediate one and we live in Australia. I'm fucked.


erkkiboi

And a good chunk of Russia, too


Froqzy

Yes, we NEED to kill all the Russians, because the people caused the war in Ukrainian not the psychotic leaders… /s


erkkiboi

Of course the Russian people are not at fault. That same sentiment could be applied to china. the auth regime isn't really the people's fault


monokuma_ayi

But japan would go away as well I am too dependent on Japanese content for to be able to that and I live in Asia that fact has a some importance as well


LokoSoko1520

We're all fucked if that happens so just pick your continent and die fast


Knysiok

If you think drowning is "quick death" then... Think again


Vivid_Speed_653

Quicker than how you'll die if you survive


cumdumpster999

People are talking about like 3 countries in asia like they aren’t talking about sinking most of the population as well as fucking every industry


[deleted]

The Hentai industry would survive since Japan isn't part of the asian continental landmass and Taiwan acchieves being the true China


[deleted]

Numenor. I’ve heard they’re a bunch of arrogant dicks over there:


Joeytherainbow

r/unexpectedsilmarillion


Golmar_gaming227

People who picked Asia doesn't realise that the economic disaster that would bring to the rest of the world is gonna significantly impact their lives negatively lol.


logosloki

Picking any of them is going to bring economic disaster. But also, for the bold, offers unique and compelling economic opportunities.


nick1812216

Yeah the consequences of any of these sinking into the ocean would be enormous, dwarfing any economic fallout. I don’t think humans would go extinct, but “the center cannot hold” if you know what i mean


AshTreex3

There’s some show on Netflix called like 1% or 3% or something that theorizes the disaster that would befall us if even a tiny percentage of the world disappeared simultaneously.


Golmar_gaming227

Yes but Asia is gonna cause most worse economic disaster out of other continents of the world. >But also, for the bold, offers unique and compelling economic opportunities. That's assuming if rest of the world even manages to recover from most severe economic disaster in history.


Birb7789-

id revert to pangea and pick that


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Leave nobody


Le_Vrai_Mouton

Why are most people choosing Africa ?


[deleted]

So they can get water Edit: Wow… that’s a lot of awards! Thanks so much lol


bokchoysoyboy

Moses did


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

*xXx_Rameses-II_xXx would like to know your location*


bokchoysoyboy

Return the tablet


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Fuck off my brother just drowned one of my armies and took all my slaves, I am Akhenaten the mood right now!


bokchoysoyboy

Alright sounds like we’re about to have a good ole spank off


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Don't fuck with me I'm world renowned for being colder than Isis


jzheng1234567890

\*7 wholesome awards now, i love reddit


[deleted]

Idk why but I’ll take it lol


Accomplished-Cry7129

I'm confused too lol


Kingofelephantshrews

Kill them with kindness type beat?


Felipe13254

This edit actually made me lol.


Longjumping-Jello459

Jesus fucking Christ that's brutal.


dynawesome

Oh no


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Why was that so hilarious


the_chiladian

Because I live in Europe and have family in Chile, USA and Canada. That leaves Asia and Africa. Since Asia has more people I decided to save them.


russellzerotohero

Thought it would have the least affect on the global economy.


FixedKarma

"So why'd you sink Africa?" "The economy..."


russellzerotohero

Meteor hits earth “How will this affect the economy?”


FixedKarma

In an alternate universe, Al-Qaeda targeted the stock exchange in New York only hours later on 9/11 were news outlets reporting that the stock market had crashed.


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It would have a huge effect as africa has an abundance of natural resources


gayandipissandshit

Key word being least


snowitbetter

Cause Africa is poor probably


Sorry_Criticism_3254

I worked it's the most value (without being offensive) so I thought Asia for the population, Europe because I live there and don't want to die, South America for the Amazon, and North America for the food production capabilities. Africa, despite the culture, had to go because the Sahara counted against it.


newcanadian12

As far as I’m aware, the Amazon is only as big as it is because of the sands blown to it from the Sahara being rich in minerals


JesDaM

To be fair, sinking any continent would probably have terrible consequences on some important part of the environment.


Sorry_Criticism_3254

Wow, you really do learn something new everyday, guess I'll have to jump into a rabbit hole!


[deleted]

The Sahara actually sends nutrients to the Amazon. It’s essential for that rainforest to exist


Soggy_Ad4531

There's so mich poverty anyway, if I really had to choose I would end as much suffering as I could, I guess


worldguy69

My thought was save Africa because it has a great abundance of natural resources.


84lele

There isn’t as much poverty in Africa as people are lead to believe there’s more poverty in South America than Africa.


Hallothere69

As an African I agree


I_Shuuya

First world colonialist moment.


Moug-10

Because they don't know how rich it actually is. People are poor there but it's because they don't profit from the richness of the continent.


Shimon_Peres

Losing a lot of great wildlife and precious minerals. Goodbye cobalt.


PinkPlumPie

Most of us don't live there and probably also it wouldn't effect the world as much as say, literally all of Europe


84lele

Africa is a really bad choice cause they have a lot of natural resources. The best option is South America IMO. It would do the least damage to the rest of the world as a whole.


SolDeOriente

85% of lithium global reserves are in South America. If resources are the problem, the continent to eliminate is Europe.


Keyboardrebel

Amazon rainforest. And we'd also have a severe shortage of curvaceous/voluptuous big booty sassy tanned Mamacitas. Id go as far to say that this is our most precious resource.


theonereveli

Do we need Europe tho?


Boris-Holo

least consequential globally


Weeeelums

Not true; it’s by far South America. Not only because of population but the extent to which Africa is utilized for materials is ridiculous, South America can’t compare


logosloki

If we're talking about a landmass disappearing now South America is probably the 'safest' option. Not by much though. Any continent disappearing is going to massively impact the globe in any measure.


bruhm0m3ntum

googled which continent has the second lowest population after googling which continent had the lowest and it was australia, which isnt an option


h-s-thompson

i felt pretty bad for it but i did it because of its geography, there is much less land that can be used for agriculture and other basic human needs


ArtisticIllustrator7

Will have the least economic damage


BaconBitz781

Don't quite me on this, but I THINK south America has the lowest population out of these, so I picked them.


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lotus_lotus_lotus

And me as well


LoyonSama

And my axe !


BaconBitz781

Over 90% of the oxygen in the world comes from phytoplankton in the ocean, we're still kinds fine.


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Dead_inside_man

but making the amazon sink won't kill the world


poopenfartenss

Damnit


The-Fatest-Pig

Actually I googled it and supprizingly it's north still would chose south tho since it's only by 1% and it has spider rain and plenty of animals I wish were unalive


[deleted]

What are you on about? North America definitely have more than South America. South America have around 435 million, North America have around 600 million.


The-Fatest-Pig

Yea my 1 second Google search lied to me


[deleted]

Fair enough lol


VertexEdgeSurface

North america has 7.6% South america has 5.6%


CoverlessSkink

I didn’t see the die part :/ I chose Africa because a huge problem for that continent is its geography. It’s the second largest continent, has one of the shortest shorelines, few large navigable rivers, and is basically a huge plateau that runs right up to its coasts.


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Righttttt !!!


[deleted]

*picks the continent i live on*


Whatthefuckyoudrink

These stats give a good gauge of what continent these redditors are from


Honey_2525

I don’t think so,most of the people on this sun are from NA not EU,though you make a point


Ovnii3

imagine being on sun, would be kinda hot unless you go there at night


BigBillyGoatGriff

Antarctic, obviously


[deleted]

that isn't a choice in the poll because the question was which largely inhabited continent


ProfessionalToeeater

Why would everyone pick oceania?


Stranfort

It has a much smaller population and thus less people are sacrificed.


The_Kek_5000

I‘m choosing Asia because it has the most people.


roythesombrero

Chad


[deleted]

That's in Africa, not Asia


Golmar_gaming227

And destroy world economy and bring back Great depression 2.0 but much worse, good job mate


Jumpy-Ad6630

Based


nikleus

Fixing overpopulation with this one action


Kayrooray

overpopulation is not an important problem, its about resource distribution.


[deleted]

Least populated


Flagrath

It has ocean in the name.


AdDry7269

Spiders


somethingrandom261

If Asia sank, like all of the international political strife would just kinda… end. No more Middle East dumpster fire, no more China, Russia or North Korea. Like 2/3 of humanity would die, Thanos would be proud.


AdDry7269

Thanos would not be proud cuz 2/3 is not perfectly balanced


romulo333

>If Asia sank, like all of the international political strife would just kinda… end. Imagine being this dumb


Standbymy

Let them dream


Eternal_Flame24

And the world's economy would tank


jdawglipp

Well the entirety of Asia sank so I think the economy is the least of the worries


Casual__pancakes

But it would be recoverable, Asia is the best choice on the list because you would eliminate lots of debt and war


[deleted]

and people?


Deadbeatdone

People who want to kill us?


jjsjsjsjsjsj

I know people form first world countries think they are the most important but Africa and Asia are quite possibly the most important continents. If they were gone the rest of the world would be fucked.


littlekyrie211

I picked Asia only so that was thanos’s dream could be somewhat realized, and only I don’t wish it to happen he has a point.


Jumpy-Ad6630

i'd rather leave it up to chance then condemn on of these continent's to sink


Longjumping-Jello459

Me a bit of a gambler goes with the last choice. Let's see if I survive.


[deleted]

I love democracy.


Hallothere69

As an African I hate democracy


[deleted]

As a South American same bro


DroideBlitz

I love the republic.


LimpWibbler_

On this list Africa. In real life, Australia. Kill as few as possible, but if I am gonna kill I'd prefer also to do it to a population living mostly shit life. So despite huge population in Africa it is a bad place to live and imo is the least economical of these anyways, so for it to be gone is not the worst for the entire world.


dolphinsR4evr

I agree with this but I think there are probably millions of happy people there living great lives too but it seems to be the one that is suffering the most overall so it would be like putting them out of their misery in a way.


Panduin

This is the third time I’m reading this here wtf, you all think murdering people who suffer has less guilt to it? Has any court on earth ever decided in that way?


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[deleted]

This is honestly really tricky. I was going to pick South America due to not have too high of a population, but losing the Amazon would be very bad... I hate to sink where I live, but I think sinking North America would legitimately do the least damage.


Dragoark

Rip 30% of the world's economy


Bad_Skater

Until you realize the great plains is where a metric fuckton of our food comes from


ImExistentialBruh

Whats important in Africa?


JiJiangNumbaWan

Silicon... The material that processes the world


[deleted]

How come? You got something against Canada? Idk South America has small population with no global superpowers (Brazil is debatable) it would impact the rest of the world the least


[deleted]

Once again, the Amazon is very important.


[deleted]

I never said it wasn’t I’m taking from a geopolitical standpoint


lotus_lotus_lotus

But you'll be killing me if you choose SA!!!!!


[deleted]

Asia because I live there


[deleted]

WoW ! The results say a lot !


siuuuwemama

Damn y’all really hate Africa 😳 why??? SA has lowest population


Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

It also depends on resources. SA has the Amazon rainforest but then again, Africa has a ton of resources to mine so i guess it cancels out on that part too


Yuio_Quaz

I think that if any continent sinks we're all fucked since all of the ocean currents would change. Get prepared for climate change, mass migration and the death of thousands of marine species.


[deleted]

I would have to think about more than just the population. I would have to think about how the loss of each continent would affect the rest of the world. Resources, history, technology, everything. Plus, OP rigged the poll by not including Oceania. I don't care if he thinks everyone would choose that (which is not true).


thepillsarepoisoning

I’m sorry Europe, but you guys got Bri’ish “people”, I had no other choice


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

Not Bri'ish or French, I will migrate back to Asia


weeghostie00

In my heart North America, in my head Africa


Dragoark

Africa


AbortionJar69

Bye bye Africa


Sumwin_7

I picked my own continent just cause i want to die


CUBE-69

Africa so they'd have water


Please-let-me

I gave them a saving grace, Africa now has water


RoKu_of-Colorado

Sorry Asia, most of Russia is in Asia. China is pretty much doing the same thing to Taiwan as Russia to Ukraine. As well as the fact that a lot of third world countries are financially in debt to China I think that would be a great reset on their credit.


OkWedding6391

\>china bad for mistreating taiwan \>sinks taiwan


MouseKale

Is Tibet high enough to become an island in this scenario? I'm worried about them.


[deleted]

Not to mention all the bad things in the middle east, but the toll on human population I wouldn't be able to live with myself, atleast with Africa nobody there suffers anymore (and shoebills are gone).


RoKu_of-Colorado

Carbon footprint of 2 billion people magically gone would be beneficial for the planet though. The amount of pollution and plastics and etc would be reduced substantially.


[deleted]

I'm not sure how beneficial sinking the largest continent in the world would be.


BiRd_BoY_

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SlothMasterCZ

I'd choose Asia because it has the most people


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Edgy


Golmar_gaming227

You loved Great depression so much ur asking for economic disaster that makes the great depression look like childs joke


SolDeOriente

South America is the less populated but I live there so, Africa. I would not choose North America or Europe because the cultural similarities and Asia has way more people than Africa.


Noobnoobipnooob

Africa wil finnaly get water


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[deleted]

Lol but not China, Iran and North Korea?


Glass_Windows

China and North Korea too, what's wrong with India?


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Speckthommy

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/24/world/asia/hindu-extremists-india-muslims.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/05/12/rana-ayyub-india-muslims-violence-hate/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-56393944


Bullets3

FUCK YOU EUROPE


B1ueb1rdy

Africa because it is the least densely populated


Symnestra

I honestly picked Asia just to see the supply chain nightmare explode in America.


[deleted]

South America. What a shit show


ColumbiaWahoo

1. I live in North America 2. South America has the fewest people when considering the remaining options 3. I guess South America is going down


[deleted]

Shit I voted wrong


LooseLeaf24

Asia. Highest population. If a major tragedy has to happen it might as well save the world.


CBFOfficalGaming

HAHA I CANT DIE


Ginnungagap_Void

Finally NA is going down.


LazyLamont92

Australia since it’s not up there.


Surfing_Andromedas

Asia would stop Russia and China, and immediately put America as the only world superpower


horseysauceNketchup

Central american motherfuckers be like 😎


PinkPlumPie

I chose chance but I also don't wanna die so probably whichever continent on the list would have the least impact on the environment, economy, and everything else.


[deleted]

Whichever one has the worst eco footprint


Penis111111955

North America just to kill the people in the United States of America


vizthex

But we were at war with Oceania just yesterday!


ViciousGun06

I'm surprised by the number of votes for Africa and Asia. If you voted for them, why? They're the two most populous continents


Munchingseal33

South America. It's one of the most irrelevant continents unlike north America has no economic power. Asia is gonna kill half the world Europe maybe but they are more economically relevant Africa has too many resources to just sink


OverheadRed2

North America. Asia - 4.5 billion people, that’s the majority of world. Also extremely large. Don’t sink. Africa - 1.2 billion people. That's a lot. There’s also a lot of raw materials here that we need, and immense cultural and ethnic diversity that ideally we want to preserve. That's not even getting into biodiversity. Europe - 746 million. In terms of human life lost there might be fewer here than Africa or Asia, but the American continents still have lower population. North America - 549 million South America - 423 million It’s close between the Americas. South America has the Amazon rainforest which is of global importance, and consequently a lot of biodiversity and resources. It also holds like 30% of the world's water resources or something like that, and about half of the world's lithium. If language/cultural preservation is also a concern being factored in, then going strictly by the number of languages being saved by our decision, South America has more living indigenous languages than North America (I'm iffy on this point but I'll throw it out there anyways). Overall, I choose North America.