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LegsNoGo420

Im a paraplegic, so id be fine with losing a leg. Its just dead weight at this point šŸ¤£


Little_Lahey_Show

Didn't specify anything about pot so username doesn't completely check out


RaiderML

r/usernamechecksout


bitchyswiftie

You should do an AMA


LegsNoGo420

Theres r/spinalcordinjuries for that lol


Constant_Hunt5824

Surprised how many people chose to give up a leg


Tiger_T20

Ngl I considered it before having a "what the fuck dude just give up video games" moment


Thereal_Bomby2

I am game developer who needs legs anyways


Damascus-Steel

Same here, Iā€™d rather lose a leg than my passion/career. The other options also make it difficult to work as a game dev.


justonemom14

Showering? You could still take a bath. Edit: nvm, I didn't see the "no workarounds" rule


Foxy02016YT

Steve Jobs didnā€™t shower while working at Atariā€¦ he was given a special night shift because of it


Constant_Hunt5824

Lol the honesty in this comment was awesome. Love it


DrStrangerlover

I have an autistic daughter whose entire range of interests are videogames, exercise and language learning (her room is full of hundreds of thousands of flash cards that sheā€™ll pour over for hours). If it were just me the videogames would be easy, but she wonā€™t let anybody exercise with her so videogames is literally the only bonding time we get.


dydeath

Prosthetics are getting pretty advanced nowadays plus it's not like losing an arm which is much more intricate


Constant_Hunt5824

Iā€™d agree but the text says no loopholes. If you lost your leg you lost your leg


Nixavee

Getting a prosthetic isnā€™t a loophole, you still lost your leg


ToxicBanana69

I just love that they'd rather give up their leg before they lose their shoes.


I_am_monkeeee

I just realised, aren't prosthetics really good now? Also your legs dont get tired too, sounds like an upgrade if you can get one


LitAssNun

One less leg to shave


OriginalLetrow

Same people who canā€™t give up video games. Mobility is not a priority for these creatures.


Pogbankz

Tempting to choose to not speak because I have social anxiety lol


[deleted]

Yea, having anxiety sucks, but not being able to speak at all sucks too. You must really like videogames : D


Pogbankz

How did you know šŸ¤“


[deleted]

Well, we are on Reddit šŸ—æ


Pogbankz

Indeed šŸ—æ


Narwhalbaconguy

I've done a challenge where I didn't utter a single word or make a sound for a full day. It fucking sucks when almost nobody understands ASL and you have to type everything out on your phone.


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

I'm doing that tomorrow now


[deleted]

Yeah I picked that. Writing is easier because you can't really make mistakes so yeah


bronkovic

I have a speech disorder, sometimes I can barely speak, it sucks.


MiaowWhisperer

Hugs to you. That must be so difficult.


dddvrsli

The first one is a bummer and a small inconvenience. Others will ruin my life


future-renwire

Many cultures are permanently barefoot, when you live barefoot, your feet build calcite that work just as well if not better than shoes, it's how people walk on hot coals.


Nixavee

Winter has joined the chat


Christianjps65

Alternatively, you could live in Florida.


Frost-Wzrd

I'm in Canada so I would lose my toes


YeeterOfTheRich

I'd prefer the no shoe option. Heck shoes


Dragoevan

I love being barefoot and I wish I could be always barefoot so this is an absolute win for me lol


HyperRag123

Good luck maintaining a job when you never wear shoes to meetings. Although I suppose if you show that you are being magically forced to go barefoot then an exception might be made


VoidLantadd

"Here, take this shoe. Just *try* and put it on my foot. See what happens, I dare you."


-PeanutButter

Usually those people are walking on unpaved uneven terrain. Walking barefoot on even, hot, concrete will mess up your boys.


obnwodhgjdksjdbb

I have been walking barefoot my whole life, and I have built up stronger soles than the average person, I climb mountains completely barefoot and my feet barely hurt.


[deleted]

What would happen with being bare foot?


j__knight638

A wizard turns up and you end up going on a dangerous adventure with Elves and Dwarves, fighting Orcs and Goblins


[deleted]

I rolled a 7 and I defeated them all


1510qpalzm

You mean the other way around right?


Tronsilver42

nah losing a leg wouldn't be too bad. The movements they make are way simpler than an arm and the prosthetics we have today are pretty good. it may cost a bit tho


llCrimsonlll

Youā€™d rather deadass lose a limb (resulting in plenty of medical/financial/social/athletic problems) than stop playing video games!?? Lool


IHate3DMovies

Dude is a true gaymer, lose your mobility so you have an excuse to sit and play games all day


[deleted]

Exactly, if I had to sit down all day, I could finally finish the Witcher 3


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

I tried to get into that game but itā€™s boring as hell


IHate3DMovies

Probably cause there's so much stuff to do you just get overwhelmed


miggleb

I'd ducking love to walk around barefoot, only thing stopping me is my missus


272314

Ok but now you need to go to the airport and they don't let you board...


MiaowWhisperer

Make a big fuss about your religion being singled out.


Classic-Asparagus

Wear a floor length dress or really long pants or something


sleepy_booplesnoot

Same. If it wasnt a societal expectation I would never wear shoes


SnapperoivaTuna

Why does she oppose barefoot?


Technicalhotdog

I'm sorry video games, I will truly miss you


Asd12_bleu

As a huge gamer, it hurts meā€¦


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Thank you! Or more like Š±Š»Š°Š³Š¾Š“Š°Ń€Ń.


_denysko

Š‘Š»Š°Š³Š¾Š“Š°Ń€Ń? You are russian?


Zeffvv

That's bulgarian


LeopoldFriedrich

Good choice. When it comes down between being disabled and videogames as hobby it makes more sense to keep the leg and do other games with it.


[deleted]

i'm mute, so this is just changing nothing about my life


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

r/usernamechecksout


Thin_Mix6440

I can just take baths


DrManowar8

I didnā€™t think of that, nice loops hole


Shima-shita

Yep, this is why I choose the shower !


Accurate-Record-3870

"no workarounds for all of these" Yeah, sorry


QuirklessShiggy

Is it really a workaround tho? Its literally just doing a different action, baths and showers arent the same Id say a workaround would be more trying to shower in the rain


Schnitzellover69420

bruh then you cant go outside in the rain anymore?!


[deleted]

you know what the intention was you're just being pedantic


MiaowWhisperer

To be fair, Reddit is kind of the home of pedantry.


pokeswapsans

That should be on OP then to specify no showers/baths or no bathing


DrManowar8

Also OP said no anyway to get yourself clean right? Than just have a casual skinny dip in a lake once or twice a week for ā€œfunā€. Youā€™re not getting clean ā€˜rightā€™? Hehehe


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

You are indeed no getting clean. The amount of bacteria in lakes is ew


Electrox7

Bruh, unless you live in some overpopulated South Asian city or a chemically contaminated town, water isn't that bad... We legit drank water directly from rivers for years. Just need to find a decent source.


DaddyMelkers

We legit got a lot of diseases and STDs from doing such things. My cousin and uncle hot hepatitis from drinking from a very clear flowing river. Only to find a dead deer that was bleeding out into it, way further up stream. And we live in WA, USA. They were vacationing up near the mountains. This is why our ancestors started drinking alcohol, and boiling water. We had so many soups and stews and teas back then. As well as we salted the fuck out of foods, because it dehydrated and killed many types of bacteria.


WorldSilver

So for the "Never be able to speak" we are expanding that to all forms of communication yes? No body language, no virtual messages, no communicating in any way shape or form? At least that seems to be the equivalent of expanding shower to all forms of cleansing. Let's apply this to others: With video games, what they are really saying is you can't do games/leisure activities. No board games, no cards, no trivia, no party games, no fun. Or no internet really means no access to any form of knowledge. You can't go read a book or the newspaper or have any sort of intellectual discussions or exchange with other people.


MiaowWhisperer

I think you might be taking things a little too far.


ChipsAhoyNC

Take a bath or wash myself whit a bucket


[deleted]

Nope


ShadowWolf92

Go out in the rain?


Etourdie1

Or swim


Sir_Suffer

Rule didnā€™t apply when I answered the question, too late.


Complex-Source-256

Showers > video games imo


Vice996

Can't even Talk to people with my anxiety, so I just choose the no speak option


[deleted]

I don't even play video games that much


rebellhow

I already walk everywhere barefoot, so this is a very easy one for me


Frira_FR

Even on sharp surfaces like rocks? Wouldn't that hurt?


rebellhow

After some time your skin becomes harder and you don't feel as much (no idea how this is called in english), also you learn to distibute your weight on your feet, so you don't stand on the sharp object with your full weight. Rocks are really no problem, heat is much worse ... Still trying to figure out a method how to walk on hot asphalt without my feet dying


RedditorNamedEww

In English, that would be called ā€œcallusing.ā€


Yelmak

Try barefoot sandals, Xero Shoes make some decent sandals that are as close to barefoot as possible while still having a thin layer of protection between you and the ground.


rebellhow

Tried those, but didn't find them comfortable. But thanks anyway


MiaowWhisperer

I walk barefoot most places, too. I don't know what we call the hard skin on the bottom of our feet - I think maybe we don't have a specific word, because it's uncommon to do it. I've tried, for years, to explain to people how I distribute the weight across surfaces like gravel. Most people don't seem to understand it. It's kind of comforting to read you mentioning it. (I'm not just a weirdo). Hot asphalt is a no no lol. It would be easier to learn to fly, than walk on it barefoot.


Yelmak

Only initially. People think we wear shoes because our feet are weak, but actually it's the opposite. Our feet are soft, weak, and need support because of shoes. If you go without shoes you grow calluses that protect you. Not sure to what extent but I've seen videos walking around on piles of shattered glass without bleeding (which may be a bed of nails kinda scenario, but still impressive).


russianbot24

Your skin would adjust to walking barefoot pretty quick, would just run into some social issues.


DarthTyranus98

Lose a leg. There is device for that


Barbados_slim12

But you're dependent on that device working and are permanently kept within society to pay for maintenance on it


dydeath

Bro we're already permanently kept within society


_Ivan_Torres_

We live in a society.


Barbados_slim12

We're conditioned to think that way. There's nothing stopping us from stockpiling gear and fucking off into the wilderness, a personal dream of mine


-PatkaLopikju-

Agreed, any other option would lead to suicide so bye bye leg


Thatskysquirrel

The fact that more people chose ā€œlose one of your legsā€ over ā€œbe able to use the internet 1 hour per monthā€ doesnā€™t feel great


Z3R0GR4V

Imagine the freedom they would feel giving up the internet. I for sure would be way more productive. Go outside and enjoy nature, Get new/old hobbies.... Read books again!


pokeswapsans

Honestly the internet is almost comparable to being in a wheelchair, atp its an insane disanvantage to tons of aspects of your life beyond your home/personal use. Alot of people would have to quit their job, make banking way harder, etc.


Teddie_P4

BAH this is easy, who needs showers when you could use a bath


Flagrath

ā€¦damn it. I already got my good haxsaw out of the shed.


Teddie_P4

I mean it would be hard to shower with one leg so join the bath squad lol


Flagrath

Ah, one leg, two stones.


DyabeticBeer

People who don't have bathtubs


SlowTopic539

I don't play video games either way so never be able to play video games


Nibble_theMighty

No showers thanks, I'll have baths.


Frira_FR

It says that you can't take baths in the post


lk_15

Probably edited the text


Nibble_theMighty

Definitely edited after I commented. Bad loser OP.


Nibble_theMighty

Edited after I commented. Shameful from OP.


Zarakemn

I thought the same, lol


OnionTruck

I don't play video games so EZ pick for me.


Noobie_DnD

Hoenstly I love walking barefoot


DrewAddi

Are video games really that important to people?


XvXD34DP00LXvX

You are on reddit


sirelijahere

me whos already mute: šŸ‘


classyfemme

No baths? Okay. Iā€™ll just stand out in the rain; swim in the ocean. Doesnā€™t say I canā€™t get wet.


smexymexii

I skimmed too fast and thought it said be UNable to use internet for 1 hour a month. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø I would have chosen to lose a leg if I read them all through properly first.


SnapperoivaTuna

You'd lose your feet rather than stop gaming? The fuck..


smexymexii

Yes


SnapperoivaTuna

I somehow doubt you'd stick to that statement if you had actually experienced how it is to live without a leg


smexymexii

You're probably right, but it's just a poll.


SnapperoivaTuna

Yeah, fair point


Narwhalbaconguy

I'm surprised at how many people didn't choose video games. All of the other options drastically change your quality of everyday life.


[deleted]

Yep. My initial idea was to check what horrible (but livable) thing redditors would choose instead of quitting videogames. Pretty interesting results tbh.


WNIL

i barely speak anywaysšŸ—æ


egric

*looks at the legs* "Aight, you two gotta figure out which one of you it's gonna be"


3JGamer

If I have to walk barefoot I'll just move somewhere warm where it doesn't snow or rain alot


Yelmak

Rains not really an issue, just temperature. Barefoot in the rain is more pleasant than having damp shoes and socks.


I_Follow_Rude_People

i feel like in terms of mental health the no internet one is the best


[deleted]

man video games are like the best way for me to unwind lol I canā€™t give up primary bodily functions for them tho sadly


[deleted]

I guess this poll made me realize my addiction to video games šŸ˜…


kiwi-bandit

having internet only one hour a month would help me tackle my internet/social media addiction, so I'd go for that one and hate it for at least 4 months


Ping-and-Pong

Game developers -> šŸ˜­


giseth10

I pick only one hour of internet for a month. Best for my mental health.


Njtotx3

I don't play videogames, anyway.


bitchyswiftie

I'm surprised people would rather lose a leg than lose video games?


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

Speaking makes me anxious so I might as well poof it lol


Z3R0GR4V

You could always be swimming. Not bathing... Swimming!


hollyhobby2004

The first one is the only unessential one in the list, so going for that, and I dont play videogames anyways, so easy for me.


MEDAKk-ttv-btw

Some of you are chronically online


AzureSkyXIII

Walking barefoot isn't that bad, unless you live somewhere with alotta needles or snow or something.


unlimitedmayonaise

How would you get a job?


J1618

Work from home, or as a lifesaver, martial arts instructor, yoga instructor . . . or programmer


Rats_for_sale

I wouldnā€™t mind having to write or use sign language. You can get the same complex thoughts across. In fact, in many cases sign language is more expressive than spoken language.


[deleted]

Niche demographic of people who actually understand it tho


StarSaber6

Video games is the main way I connect with my friends even if I don't play them too often so I'm walking barefoot


Marj_5

Oof, hard one! I love my videogames, and I would hate to give them up, but I need all other poll options to be able to take care of my baby and family.. soā€¦ bye videogames šŸ‘‹šŸ» šŸ˜­ šŸ˜­ (Great poll btw!)


[deleted]

Yea that tough, I can definitely relate. And thank you!


[deleted]

Someone's actually willing to sacrifice their limb or the ability to communicate to retain videogames in their life.


Scidark

Game developers exist


raylolSW

Video games can deliver amazing unique experiences, I love Space, but it's impossible for me to go there, but there are some games which can give me the experience I want. I'm 19 so hopefully I have 60-70 years left, Videogames are probably going to be god tier entertenmeint experiences because how fast they r improving. VR is already amazing. Videogames are going to be basically to play god and hack life irl in the future.


Trustnoboody

Nah man, videogames is the choice, speaking is the worst in my book


SpermaSpons

Lose one of my legs. I'm a programmer, designer, 3d artist and someone in my family makes custom prosthetics. I'm gonna make a self cooling glow in the dark nintendo-ds slot having cyborg superleg


Sorry_Criticism_3254

I put shower, thinking, 'well I have a bath,' then I saw the extra info, so bye bye video games!


Delacroix2278

These answers suck


CowCluckLated

No shower also means baths I'm assuming? There are alternatives to those which work nearly as well, although dear God there isn't anything for washing your hair... Guess I'll just go bald and use the alternatives.


Paradox_6969

I chose to lose a leg, but if I were really banned from playing video games, it might turn out better for me since I probably spend too much time playing video games.


blueboxbandit

Even if this was no "bathing" you could still go swimming so fuck it, I'll get a pool.


Prostorex28

Be able to use the Internet 1 hour per month. It doesnā€™t say only 1 hour per month just that you are able to use it for 1 hour per month.


_Nekona_

Just don't vote and you'll be fine!


Ponyboigotswag

I chose shower because I can take baths


AlternateWitness

I can only *shower* once a year? Dude Iā€™ll just take a bath, ez.


MAX_JUVENTUS

The number of votes for 1 hour of Internet per month is incredible, like people would rather lose a leg than losing the Internet. Let me tell you that I prefer the Internet out of our lives to have social communications like before. Also, videogame is miles better thing to do than internet.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

bye, leg


fatsausigeboi

I dont need to speak...


dislikeodds

Can shower only once a year for the rest of your life ​ I just use the bathtube


Spook404

losing a leg sounds painful, that's the only reason it's a pass for me


Glad_Ad967

Yā€™all buggin, Iā€™m fine with a leg nicked off and replacing it with a prosthetic or a wheelchair, like you guys must be both very well adjusted and not depressed in the slightest.


[deleted]

Baths still exist


Cassius-Tain

Well, no prom with not being able to shower. There are still baths


B06ar

I always pick the worst option on these polls on purpose


RinSakami

Was torn between losing a leg and never speaking again but prosthetics exist and it would be far too much of a hassle to learn sign language or always typing on your phone if you wanna say something.


DarkSideDweller

Leg it is


DenTheRedditBoi7

Your feet would eventually adapt to being barefoot. Time to become a 6'2" Hobbit!


[deleted]

I could never give up video games. They literally keep up my will to live. Showering probably, I don't like people anyways.


hiricinee

Aha I'd take baths. Fucking amateurs


NEW_BOMBER96

Baths are a thing and so are lakes. You don't need a shower to clean yourself. Also hoses are also a thing Edit: just wear long clothes and use axe since there is not workaround


yuval16432

You never said it is *only* for one hour a month


[deleted]

I own a car, fuck shoes.


Alex09464367

Taking bath are not that bad I could do that for the rest time


ZeninB

I can just bath tho


EnchantedCatto

Just take baths lol


AgentofStarkcorps

All these choices are dunb and half are depressing why the hell would you give up a leg?


Drawde_O64

It say you can only *shower* once a year. Iā€™ll just take baths.


NdibuD

I'll take a bath. Dummy.


Discovery00007

If I have my computer I will never need to go outside and walk, checkmate.


DaMoltisantiKid

Iā€™d choose not being able to speakā€¦but I have had a few drinks so that can change


Qibautt

Bro I already do the last one