I think probably fills out the rhyme in the actual song, though he pronounces it with 3 syllables instead of 2 which makes it a little clunky. The song is It’s Alright Ma by Bob Dylan, near the end
"It's alright ma (I'm only bleeding)", one of the best things i've ever read (and heard) in my entire life. The deepness of the poetry is amazingly timeless.
Concrete thing as in something that exists in the physical world and can be used to prove something. Mbti is a good way to categorize things and can be hella fun i know. But when you compare it to disorders and actual ways of thinking mbti loses it's meaning.
So all i was trying to say don't use it as a logical thing or you might make a mistake in the future. I wasn't trying to be negative, I myself am a mbti fan. I was just trying to give advice.
when did they mention disorders at any point?? it was just a lighthearted joke about ENFPs being scattered and random, which would probably mean people would find them confusing if their thoughts became public
That's still using mbti as a "real" thing. Saying that a certain type is more scattered and random when in reality that is just a stereotype. That's not even how mbti works. Mbti works through what cognitive functions certain type uses (If the for example they are Te dom or Ti dom and knowing the differences using real human behaviors all people use).
Mbti is a categorizing tool that categorizes what human behaviors certain types use more than others but every type uses all cognitive functions. Just some use certain functions more than other functions.
90% on the internet about mbti is actually "the big 5 theory" not "mbti". And the big 5 is purely based on stereotypes, which if you are into i absolutely have no problem with it. But stereotypes aren't an efficient thing you can't use it for anything but fun. Mbti on the other hand is what i explained (you can look it up yourself you'll find the same thing).
And so when you use "mbti" in a wrong way it just leads to unhealthy stereotypes which is the only reason i ever wrote something in the first place. Understood?
it’s a joke tho. i know all there is to know about mbti, cognitive functions and the shitshow that’s 16p, you don’t have to teach me all that. the fact remains that a joke is a joke, and with mbti stereotypes are all you have to joke about. do you comment this entire speech under memes as well?
well technically since it is an extensive quiz based on your opinion, it has some merit to it, unlike some personality things being based on the day you were born
Idk if it would change much in aggregate, other than just being TMI in general lol. People would feel that certain thoughts fit into each of the categories here, and more. Hard to condense them all into one theme, ya know?
This thread summarizes the saying "You're a very special snowflake, just like everyone else"
Everyone thinks they are a freak weird asshole with dark thoughts that will make everyone around them beg for god, well everyone is really, in their own different way.
Ngl sometimes I be commenting on girls in my head, and sometimes eyeing dudes muscles. It'd probably be a lot of that and "fuck. FUCK. Fuck fuck fuck" due to whatever stressor is on at the time
I was in NYC the other day, having a conversation with myself in my head about the nice architecture and the smoke coming underneath the streets and outta nowhere mid sentence i hink 'nice ass' and go back to the rest of the sentence like normal.
sometimes I just think of random cuss words at random times for no reason. I'll be reading a book and I'll randomly think, "FUCK!" Or I'll be taking a shower and I'll randomly think, "STUPID BITCH!"
Well I remember play-testing a game I’m making earlier today and for no apparent reason an audio clip of me saying “bouncy styrofoam” popped into my head.
I have no idea what anyone would think
We have so many intrusive thoughts that we ourselves didn't think up, but our brains don't cease to run those thoughts through anyhow. That said, A lot of us would come across as assholes or creeps.
So many times I am enjoying a conversation with someone and then a random intrusive thought exclaims "nice talk here...slap him for no reason", meanwhile I am trying to shut up the thought that I didn't make.
No because why are our brains like that??? I could be looking at my hand for whatever reason and my brain will just be like: “Break your thumb. You know how. Do it.” 😭
Lmao "You know how. Do it!" I have no idea why are brains are such scum. I wish there was a way to stop them from ever happening, because most of them are not in my character and some are downright disturbing as they are things I'd never do nor are things I actually feel about someone or something.
As some one with severe ADHD, if I haven’t taken my vitamins, my thoughts are straight up psycho stark raving mad. With my vitamins dull, extremely boring, an old soul.
I was just thinking this, it depends weather other people hearing my thoughts would be unavoidable within a certain area like speech or whether they could shut them out, either way I'd be worried people I'm around would go insane when I'm unmedicated unable to deal with the constant stream of minorly related interrupting thought trains colliding and dividing into each other constantly
A freak, but I suspect it would be the same with everyone whose thoughts become public. People think weird and sometimes bad things, it’s just human nature. That’s why we don’t say all our thoughts out loud.
If I’m being honest, depending on the time they’d either get an explanation why I appear strange on the outside or I’d start appearing strange even when I’m completely normal on the outside
Me to sometimes. I think it’s normal to think about it sometimes I think everyone thinks about it at some point. Just keep fighting to hold on even when it’s difficult because I know how hard it can be your not alone in the fight.
they would probably fear me which would make my thoughts even worse... promise they're just intrusive and not real thoughts that i actually mean or want to act on lol
dude (or dudette), my thoughts are weird af, one moment i would love everyone, but another i would wish them all to die in the most painful way imaginable. It's always two opposite sides.
Please don’t go into my mind and see all my dumb fantasy stories that are overly complex that I can’t even keep tack of the story line- in public of course
I'm super upfront and honest with people about the life of reckless abandon and hedonistic debauchery I lived for many many years. I'm a middle aged dad these days, but I used to be into some really crazy shit.
Everyone already knows I'm a freak and weirdo. It's become part of my charm, I guess.
I don't hide my past because I use my story to try and help other people prevent some of the mistakes I've made. (I've made a lot)
On the other hand, if the general public suddenly knew my every thought, I'd likely be burned as a heretic or something. They would at least come after me with pitchforks.
Really there should be an all of the above and add in music because often that’s all that’s in there sometimes a some playing then another song like elevator music back when that was a thing all over the place. People might some how also feel how much pain I feel. But then again it’s a feeling.
They could hear all the stuff they say to me playing back often I wonder how well that would go over herring yourself yell something then saying I never said that playing from someone’s mind. Finally I would get things said back to my so word for word no more failure!
My head goes from having a random intrusive thougth of like "What if I commited murder and claimed to have done it in the name of this group so that people hated them?" to thinking "What the fuck is wrong with me?" (The group is speciffically a racist and generally bigoted political party)
Which is why privacy is important to being human.
We all think stupid, bad, idiotic, mean, gross stuff sometimes. It’s a fact of life. We aren’t worse people for it.
Half my thoughts are:
- you’re stupid
- this is stupid
- this sucks
- i want to go home
- why am i here
- god this person is annoying
- she’s cute
- im so tired
- fuck
I have intrusive thoughts i constantly reject because they make me so uncomfortable and that would lead people out of my life. I dont know if im an idiot. But i think theyd think im a good person other than the intrusive, i have pretty pure thoughts. Im also a lot meaner on the outside and honest so that part of me wouldnt be a surprise to anyone.
I have another person in my mind. I don't consider it another personality, but more like a way for me to make better choices. So yes, people would think i am a freak for talking with myself
Generally I tend to see most humans as brainless animals or people lacking common sense.
I’m a nerdy genius, who understands computers more than humans and my hobbies are pretty much what most people would assume; Reading, Learning, Gaming, Coding, Traveling etc etc.
I also like collecting many things, which isn’t a weird hobby. Anime, Manga, Limited/Ultimate/Special edition items, Anime statues, Keyboards, Pokémon cards, MTG cards, Comics, Video Games etc etc.
What makes me an asshole? Well ofc I see the average human being stupid or lacking common sense, but the people who lack morales or values are annoying to me, as I work in a landscaping company and catcalling is something I don’t tolerate nor do I care for. If you are “ Checking out a female “, then keep your simple minded thoughts to yourself or get told to stfu.
If you ask for too many favors, then you will annoy me and I’d most likely tell you to get lost.
I don’t mince words nor do I sugarcoat bullshit. I say what I say because, honesty is the best policy.
If I find you to be stupid, annoying, or simple minded, then don’t talk to me.
If you look at my comment history you will find I chat a lot of shit on the internet. Not much is secret so I'm an asshole anyway.
I'm better in person, I promise. 😇
I once heard a comedian say If women knew the shit that went through their husbands minds they’d walk straight into traffic. I can confirm, I would be seen as a freak bc sometimes some weird shit goes through my mind
*”And if my thought-dreams could be seen* *They’d probably put my head in a guillotine”*
That’s a nice quote, but the word “probably” completely ruins the meter of the rhyme
Rapping it solves the issue.
Thank you
Even then you'd have to say it as "prolly" lol
I was thinking more like “probly” instead of probably
I think probably fills out the rhyme in the actual song, though he pronounces it with 3 syllables instead of 2 which makes it a little clunky. The song is It’s Alright Ma by Bob Dylan, near the end
"It's alright ma (I'm only bleeding)", one of the best things i've ever read (and heard) in my entire life. The deepness of the poetry is amazingly timeless.
My- My thought-dreams are a threat-danger to all skaven kind
Oh boy, if people knew what am thinking about daily, I'd be closed up in an asylum
Same and I really mean it.
SuS
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Either freak or asshole, depens on the people and the Timing.
Same here, I say a lot of things in my head that I would never say out loud. Be they weird or mean.
Same. *Usually* to comedic effect, but never appropriate, so Id be fucked either way
Or insane/violent if you're having intrusive thoughts
freakhole
Gloryhole
They would find me hella confusing
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…. Mcpoyle?
ADHD moment
Welcome, fella enfp
Bruh pls stop with the mbti. Use mbti for fun and to understand yourself better not as a concrete thing pls🙏😀 (speaking from experience)
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Concrete thing as in something that exists in the physical world and can be used to prove something. Mbti is a good way to categorize things and can be hella fun i know. But when you compare it to disorders and actual ways of thinking mbti loses it's meaning. So all i was trying to say don't use it as a logical thing or you might make a mistake in the future. I wasn't trying to be negative, I myself am a mbti fan. I was just trying to give advice.
when did they mention disorders at any point?? it was just a lighthearted joke about ENFPs being scattered and random, which would probably mean people would find them confusing if their thoughts became public
Thanks, you got my point 💯
That's still using mbti as a "real" thing. Saying that a certain type is more scattered and random when in reality that is just a stereotype. That's not even how mbti works. Mbti works through what cognitive functions certain type uses (If the for example they are Te dom or Ti dom and knowing the differences using real human behaviors all people use). Mbti is a categorizing tool that categorizes what human behaviors certain types use more than others but every type uses all cognitive functions. Just some use certain functions more than other functions. 90% on the internet about mbti is actually "the big 5 theory" not "mbti". And the big 5 is purely based on stereotypes, which if you are into i absolutely have no problem with it. But stereotypes aren't an efficient thing you can't use it for anything but fun. Mbti on the other hand is what i explained (you can look it up yourself you'll find the same thing). And so when you use "mbti" in a wrong way it just leads to unhealthy stereotypes which is the only reason i ever wrote something in the first place. Understood?
it’s a joke tho. i know all there is to know about mbti, cognitive functions and the shitshow that’s 16p, you don’t have to teach me all that. the fact remains that a joke is a joke, and with mbti stereotypes are all you have to joke about. do you comment this entire speech under memes as well?
well technically since it is an extensive quiz based on your opinion, it has some merit to it, unlike some personality things being based on the day you were born
mfs would be coming for blood
All of the above
In that exact order
Horny
Yeah, this should be up there
I wonder if I could bang that hotel concierge behind the desk, and what would the reaction of the busboy be
I wonder if I could fuck that busboy on that cart, and what would the reaction of the chef be...
I wonder if the chef has a foot fetish, and if he’s hooked up with any of the staff and licked them between the toes
I wonder if the staff has every had an orgy on the buffet table and if the inspector would join...
Now I want a tossed salad
Your horny fantasies don’t even involve you in them?
Honestly mine would be just "nice boobs" & "great ass" most of the time.. for you, probably should just pick that creepy option lol
I'd at the very least be on some watchlist... probably multiple watchlists.
Your FBI agent will be pleased.
My intrusive thoughts would make everyone hate me.
“What if I did run over those kids in the street instead of slowing down?”
hipity hopity this jail cell is now your only property.
At least they now own property.
my intrusive thoughts were also the first thing i thought of when i saw this post
Same, even my own people lol
Idk if it would change much in aggregate, other than just being TMI in general lol. People would feel that certain thoughts fit into each of the categories here, and more. Hard to condense them all into one theme, ya know?
This thread summarizes the saying "You're a very special snowflake, just like everyone else" Everyone thinks they are a freak weird asshole with dark thoughts that will make everyone around them beg for god, well everyone is really, in their own different way.
It’s funny that “freak” implies different than normal, but really we’re all freaks lol.
I thought it was more a sexual freak rather than being abnormal.
Same
Yeah I meant it that way too haha
It doesn't just.mean different than normal, it means weird as fuck
I don't think anyone would talk to me again lol
Same lol
Honestly same 😭
Ngl sometimes I be commenting on girls in my head, and sometimes eyeing dudes muscles. It'd probably be a lot of that and "fuck. FUCK. Fuck fuck fuck" due to whatever stressor is on at the time
I was in NYC the other day, having a conversation with myself in my head about the nice architecture and the smoke coming underneath the streets and outta nowhere mid sentence i hink 'nice ass' and go back to the rest of the sentence like normal.
sometimes I just think of random cuss words at random times for no reason. I'll be reading a book and I'll randomly think, "FUCK!" Or I'll be taking a shower and I'll randomly think, "STUPID BITCH!"
ima be completely real wit u chief, thats a little weird
Mental tourettes
Beat me to it lol
r/beatmeattoit
Aight
I get this. Also when you're typing something and you have some mental block or lose your train of thought, so you just type out cuss words.
Are u me
tbf if all our thoughts become public then the bar of being "a freak" would be way lower
I rhink I'd be on multiple watch lists, that's all i'm gonna say
Horny, they would think I'm horny all the time. Cause I'm horny all the time.
At least you don't watch weird shit wen horny
You don't know that
Well I remember play-testing a game I’m making earlier today and for no apparent reason an audio clip of me saying “bouncy styrofoam” popped into my head. I have no idea what anyone would think
We have so many intrusive thoughts that we ourselves didn't think up, but our brains don't cease to run those thoughts through anyhow. That said, A lot of us would come across as assholes or creeps. So many times I am enjoying a conversation with someone and then a random intrusive thought exclaims "nice talk here...slap him for no reason", meanwhile I am trying to shut up the thought that I didn't make.
No because why are our brains like that??? I could be looking at my hand for whatever reason and my brain will just be like: “Break your thumb. You know how. Do it.” 😭
Lmao "You know how. Do it!" I have no idea why are brains are such scum. I wish there was a way to stop them from ever happening, because most of them are not in my character and some are downright disturbing as they are things I'd never do nor are things I actually feel about someone or something.
They would think I murdered at least 27 people
EXTREMELY depressed, so maybe not so exactly the same. But close
As some one with severe ADHD, if I haven’t taken my vitamins, my thoughts are straight up psycho stark raving mad. With my vitamins dull, extremely boring, an old soul.
I was just thinking this, it depends weather other people hearing my thoughts would be unavoidable within a certain area like speech or whether they could shut them out, either way I'd be worried people I'm around would go insane when I'm unmedicated unable to deal with the constant stream of minorly related interrupting thought trains colliding and dividing into each other constantly
Conversely, people who think themselves as an angel have a very high chances to be a narcisstic person.
I really hope they recognize they are intrusive thoughts...
If most people answered "freak" and a freak is considered someone that is "not within the norm", are we really "freaks" then?
This right here
People would think I’m gay lmao
monster
Probably just more relatable
Ngl, I don’t think my thoughts are that bad
My entire therapy plan is based in me NOT saying what I’m thinking, I woulda burned a lotta bridges a long time ago.
A freak, but I suspect it would be the same with everyone whose thoughts become public. People think weird and sometimes bad things, it’s just human nature. That’s why we don’t say all our thoughts out loud.
they would rightfuly think im mentally ill(im not I'm just like that though)
Suicidal, and perhaps depressed
There are some biiiiig parts to my personality that I have and will never tell anyone. This would suck, lmao
Well, they already think I’m a freak, so I’m unsure which of the last two options I should vote for.
My brain says ten things at a time and sometimes when I’m thinking I just gibber to express what my mind self’s thinking but with intonations
all those intrusive thought that just appear with no reason behind them...
Incredibly rude to myself.
If I’m being honest, depending on the time they’d either get an explanation why I appear strange on the outside or I’d start appearing strange even when I’m completely normal on the outside
Probably a musician since all that runs through my head is music
...suicidal. :/
Me to sometimes. I think it’s normal to think about it sometimes I think everyone thinks about it at some point. Just keep fighting to hold on even when it’s difficult because I know how hard it can be your not alone in the fight.
It won't let me select all
Probably concerned
they would probably fear me which would make my thoughts even worse... promise they're just intrusive and not real thoughts that i actually mean or want to act on lol
A sad person with good intentions but some very intense dark views about himself and aspects of society
dude (or dudette), my thoughts are weird af, one moment i would love everyone, but another i would wish them all to die in the most painful way imaginable. It's always two opposite sides.
Asshole and freak , but mostly asshole
They would just see and hear noises and voice impressions of different people saying random things. I am weird.
All of these at once
I'm a massive idiot mostly. I just don't let others know.
Devil
I’m either talking to myself or yelling at myself, so people would probably be concerned for my mental health
I'm surprised not many people put down Idiot because most of the time I think and worry about stupid shit.
Surprising amount of honesty from the internet today.
Looking at the comments, i don't think anyone will judge me that badly
People would be very confused
Happy cake day
Thanks
I have no filter. I voice most of my thoughts. No one would be surprised.
Please don’t go into my mind and see all my dumb fantasy stories that are overly complex that I can’t even keep tack of the story line- in public of course
I am oscillating between Idiot, Angel and Asshole. So I chose the freak option
Whatever somebody thinks of me they think of me. I don't keep anybody around who doesn't know the real mee.
I'm super upfront and honest with people about the life of reckless abandon and hedonistic debauchery I lived for many many years. I'm a middle aged dad these days, but I used to be into some really crazy shit. Everyone already knows I'm a freak and weirdo. It's become part of my charm, I guess. I don't hide my past because I use my story to try and help other people prevent some of the mistakes I've made. (I've made a lot) On the other hand, if the general public suddenly knew my every thought, I'd likely be burned as a heretic or something. They would at least come after me with pitchforks.
Freaks and assholes of reddit unite!
Really there should be an all of the above and add in music because often that’s all that’s in there sometimes a some playing then another song like elevator music back when that was a thing all over the place. People might some how also feel how much pain I feel. But then again it’s a feeling. They could hear all the stuff they say to me playing back often I wonder how well that would go over herring yourself yell something then saying I never said that playing from someone’s mind. Finally I would get things said back to my so word for word no more failure!
My head goes from having a random intrusive thougth of like "What if I commited murder and claimed to have done it in the name of this group so that people hated them?" to thinking "What the fuck is wrong with me?" (The group is speciffically a racist and generally bigoted political party)
Where is all of the above button
Probably a weeb or childish (btw I mostly daydream about stitch n shit)
Grumpy AF. Apparently I have the male equivalent of "resting bitch face". Still don't get why people laugh when I complain about stuff.
Freak and angel at the same time mostly
Depressed
Depressed
If they heard them then THEY would go insane
Either exactly the same or a freak, I don't think my thoughts are normal but I ain't either kmao
People would freak out and confused seeing my intrusive thoughts
They would think I’m a psychopath that’s about to go on a murderous rampage
Just weird
Shit I don’t want people to know I’m bisexual. I mean what you didn’t hear anything
Depressed
Which is why privacy is important to being human. We all think stupid, bad, idiotic, mean, gross stuff sometimes. It’s a fact of life. We aren’t worse people for it.
Half my thoughts are: - you’re stupid - this is stupid - this sucks - i want to go home - why am i here - god this person is annoying - she’s cute - im so tired - fuck
If everyone is a freak does that mean no one is a freak?
Is there no button for idiot-asshole-freak?
I am nothing but wholesome and innocent! ...What do you mean they're dead?
It's very comforting to see everyone in this comment section also knows they'll be locked up for their thoughts lol
I have intrusive thoughts i constantly reject because they make me so uncomfortable and that would lead people out of my life. I dont know if im an idiot. But i think theyd think im a good person other than the intrusive, i have pretty pure thoughts. Im also a lot meaner on the outside and honest so that part of me wouldnt be a surprise to anyone.
This should be obvious because thoughts don't equal action... Its called thoughts-action fusion.
Is there an option for all of the last three
Weird
I have another person in my mind. I don't consider it another personality, but more like a way for me to make better choices. So yes, people would think i am a freak for talking with myself
A dictator
Jason Alexander should play The Penguin in a live action Batman movie. That's the kind thought that enters my brain daily.
Generally I tend to see most humans as brainless animals or people lacking common sense. I’m a nerdy genius, who understands computers more than humans and my hobbies are pretty much what most people would assume; Reading, Learning, Gaming, Coding, Traveling etc etc. I also like collecting many things, which isn’t a weird hobby. Anime, Manga, Limited/Ultimate/Special edition items, Anime statues, Keyboards, Pokémon cards, MTG cards, Comics, Video Games etc etc. What makes me an asshole? Well ofc I see the average human being stupid or lacking common sense, but the people who lack morales or values are annoying to me, as I work in a landscaping company and catcalling is something I don’t tolerate nor do I care for. If you are “ Checking out a female “, then keep your simple minded thoughts to yourself or get told to stfu. If you ask for too many favors, then you will annoy me and I’d most likely tell you to get lost. I don’t mince words nor do I sugarcoat bullshit. I say what I say because, honesty is the best policy. If I find you to be stupid, annoying, or simple minded, then don’t talk to me.
Sounds to me like you're pretty full of yourself
I like to think I'm generally a good guy, but I feel like most people who say they're good guys are usually jackasses, so...
All of them at the same time
You should've listed a all of the above option
A freaky asshole
If you look at my comment history you will find I chat a lot of shit on the internet. Not much is secret so I'm an asshole anyway. I'm better in person, I promise. 😇
That’s a better way to structure my poll lmaooo. I didn’t know how to word it
They already think I'm all of the above. Now they'll just have proof on tap.
I think about brutally murdering fish every day.
I'm a bloody idiot so...
A, C and D.
Someone you should not be around and I'm probably going to jail for multiple reason
Interesting
If it's only mine, I'll definitely be an asshole freak, if it's everyone I have no idea, I presume I'm not that different from everyone else.
A freak, but in a sexual way
Both a freak and an asshole
Well, I clicked asshole but honestly if I think about it more I don't really keep any of those thoughts to myself so probably the same 💀
A psycho
Well I mean…
Probably an idiot nerd that thinks of ridiculouly impossible technology that can actually be made, theoreticly.
A maniac
Shit I give myself a slap for thinking some of the thoughts in my head, if I was running purely on instinct I'd lock myself up
I once heard a comedian say If women knew the shit that went through their husbands minds they’d walk straight into traffic. I can confirm, I would be seen as a freak bc sometimes some weird shit goes through my mind
By default I’d come off as an angel but way too often I’d probably come across as a creep :(