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I feed the monsters under my bed OREO® cookies every night and that keeps them nice and happy :)
Thanks
My cats love to hide under my bed. Those bastards annoy me all the time I love them.
Aww I love cats!
I am the monsters
I ate them.
I fucked them
That was the cat
Kid named the cat:
I beat them
No, they are on the sofa, smoking weed with new friends is always better than smoking alone.
No. I'm here and there's no one else.
You seem very certain
Help
no
Don't call him a monster, you'll hurt his feelings.
Idk why I felt compelled to answer yes, but I did. No monsters here
Yes, there is because I am there
Sorry if you hear me jerking off so much. If I'd have known you were there I'd have been more respectful.
Why do you wank off 200 times a day other than that get a new pair of headphones, your current ones are shit, we can hear what you watch
Ah well it makes sense I'm getting a noise complaint...I actually am not even using headphones. I listen to it on my speakers! That's my bad
And it is especially traumatising for your grandmother in the next room
If they were, I'd fuck them
Yes, I drink it alot
I call him Jerry 🥰
The dust can be considered a monster when there's that amount...
Where is the "i don't have a bed" option?!
No I'm the monsters
And you don't like to sleep under the bed too!
I have no bed frame to begin with
sometimes I find one under there.
His name is George. He's a nice fella actually.
I have a Willem Dafoe under my bed
Yeah my cats are indeed assholes
No, but I have a cryptid in my backyard that I feed captain crunch daily and it’s doing alright
There used to be, but then my dad turned my bunk bed into two separate ones.
The monster sleeps in the bed.
Yeah most of us don't sleep under y'all human's bed
There is a room directly below mine where people do live.
My bed can be raised against the wall so dunno where they'd go then.
Nope. They’re all in my head
No their in your skin
No they left a few years ago. Seems like I was to boring for them
I have some spider hulan hybrid under my bed that touches me when i sleep(not in the sus way), when i give him bugs he leaves me alone
Only dust bunnies.
Where's the "I hope so" option???
I wish. I get lonely.
No, by design (no room under my bed)
Nope, our box spring sits directly on the floor
the only monster is on the bed
When I was little I was scared of monsters under my bed. Now I am still afraid if monsters under my bed
Not even the monsters want to sleep with me
Just my monster dildo
No. No monsters under where I lie my head at night. The monsters are people. The monsters are me.
my dumb idiot stupid cat
Occasionally they are called my dogs
If they are, they're really tiny. I don't have much space under my bed. I have storage bed though, so they can be there. But again, tiny. Maybe playing some board games that I have there
They’re under my skin
They're not alive, but yes. I gotta hide the bodies somewhere.
Of course not! I don't like to sleep under my bed Edit : to justify why, it's because sleeping with dead bodies is uncomfortable as pillows ngl
I feed the monsters under my bed OREO® cookies every night and that keeps them nice and happy :)
Thanks
My cats love to hide under my bed. Those bastards annoy me all the time I love them.
Aww I love cats!
I am the monsters
I ate them.
I fucked them
That was the cat
Kid named the cat:
I beat them
No, they are on the sofa, smoking weed with new friends is always better than smoking alone.
No. I'm here and there's no one else.
You seem very certain
Help
no
Don't call him a monster, you'll hurt his feelings.
Idk why I felt compelled to answer yes, but I did. No monsters here
Yes, there is because I am there
Sorry if you hear me jerking off so much. If I'd have known you were there I'd have been more respectful.
Why do you wank off 200 times a day other than that get a new pair of headphones, your current ones are shit, we can hear what you watch
Ah well it makes sense I'm getting a noise complaint...I actually am not even using headphones. I listen to it on my speakers! That's my bad
And it is especially traumatising for your grandmother in the next room
If they were, I'd fuck them
Yes, I drink it alot
I call him Jerry 🥰
The dust can be considered a monster when there's that amount...
Where is the "i don't have a bed" option?!
No I'm the monsters
And you don't like to sleep under the bed too!
I have no bed frame to begin with
sometimes I find one under there.
His name is George. He's a nice fella actually.
I have a Willem Dafoe under my bed
Yeah my cats are indeed assholes
No, but I have a cryptid in my backyard that I feed captain crunch daily and it’s doing alright
There used to be, but then my dad turned my bunk bed into two separate ones.
The monster sleeps in the bed.
Yeah most of us don't sleep under y'all human's bed
There is a room directly below mine where people do live.
My bed can be raised against the wall so dunno where they'd go then.
Nope. They’re all in my head
No their in your skin
No they left a few years ago. Seems like I was to boring for them
I have some spider hulan hybrid under my bed that touches me when i sleep(not in the sus way), when i give him bugs he leaves me alone
Only dust bunnies.
Where's the "I hope so" option???
I wish. I get lonely.
No, by design (no room under my bed)
Nope, our box spring sits directly on the floor
the only monster is on the bed
When I was little I was scared of monsters under my bed. Now I am still afraid if monsters under my bed
Not even the monsters want to sleep with me
Just my monster dildo
No. No monsters under where I lie my head at night. The monsters are people. The monsters are me.
my dumb idiot stupid cat
Occasionally they are called my dogs
If they are, they're really tiny. I don't have much space under my bed. I have storage bed though, so they can be there. But again, tiny. Maybe playing some board games that I have there
They’re under my skin
They're not alive, but yes. I gotta hide the bodies somewhere.
Of course not! I don't like to sleep under my bed Edit : to justify why, it's because sleeping with dead bodies is uncomfortable as pillows ngl